Oh My Bleach!
Chapter 9: Strongest Storm
Theme Song: Shut me up - Mindless selfindulgence.
Authoress Note: Ok... Choco will be showing up in this chapter and there will be a slight lemon/sexual situation involving Colton, Nel, and Orihime. It is his birthday today, so this is my present to him. Just warning you all. And there will be a bit of Chizuru bashing in this chapter... Sorry, but she creeps me out. So... if you don't like then DON'T READ! Btw... I'm not out of the woods yet... Nnoitra WILL be coming back, so be warned. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach at all. T^T I do own myself, and my two friends. And only Colt can call me mommy... Okay, Colt and Yachiru...
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I looked up at Kenpachi, then looked about the room. We were back in Urahara Shoten, even Ichigo was back. That meant... Orihime was safe!
"So... How hard was it to save her?" He gave me an exasperated look. "Not too difficult huh?"
"Kenpachi had a harder time saving you. And he only fought Nnoitra. They really weren't interested in keeping her." Then we all stopped at the sound. My eye began to twitch and I got up and walked down the hall, up the stairs and to the door that led to Colton's room.
"Amzy?" Kenpachi was behind me when I opened the door. Colton was bare ass naked on the bed with Nel riding his... yeah... while Orihime was kissing him and shoving her boobs in his face. I quickly slammed the door and screeched.
"COLT! MY GOD LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME!" I heard the little shit giggle in there and say something about cumming. "You had better be wearing a condom, moron." Kenpachi grabbed my arm and led me back to the others.
"What's going on, Amethyst?" Ichigo looked over at me. "I haven't seen Orihime, Nel or Colton since we came here..." We heard the sound again.
"Don't any of you go looking for them!" I glared and shivered. "Not unless you want to be scarred for life!"
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Two eyes behind glasses watched the new girl anxiously. She rose, as did all of the other people in the room.
"Just wait, my new queen..."
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I looked about as we walked outside.
"So... We're leaving when?" Kenpachi walked up behind me.
"In a few hours. Just enough for Colton to finish up." I blushed and gagged inwardly. Then I heard a twig snap. A giggle followed, and a very... seductive female voice was heard.
"Hello, little flower... BE MY QUEEN!" I whirled to see Chizuru running towards me... then she collapsed as a body fell on top of her. I saw brown hair with white-ish highlights.
"What the hell? I get glomped by a chocolate and vanilla..." The person looked up and Chizuru screamed. They wore a mask that looked sort of like one of those evil skull-faced baddies you see on little kids games... only it was a hollow mask. "CREEP! EEAAAAKKK!"
"C-Choco?" I ran up to him and dragged him off of Chizuru as she ran off. He looked up at me and the mask dissapeared, assuring me that it was my friend.
"AMZY!" He hugged me quickly. "Omygawd! It really is you!... Wait..."
"Yeah... this is a bleach AWH." He looked about at Kenpachi and Urahara and Ichigo then threw himself to the ground.
"WHY AMZY! WHY ME?"
"Chill man... Colton's here too." I was suddenly tackled by a pink blur.
"MOMMY!" Yachiru looked up at me. "I can call you mommy, right?" I could hear Kenpachi hold his breath as I patted the girl's head.
"Of course you can, Yachiru."
"Yay!"
"OHMYGAWD! That makes her Colt's sister!" Just then, said boy arrived, dressed and smirking like a chessire cat.
"Amzy... do you know what today is?" I glared at him and nodded. "Where's my present?"
"I'll bake you cookies after we go to Seireitei, Colton."
"Awwww... I wanna stay here with Nel and Orihime!" Kenpachi shuddered.
"If you really wanna stay, then go ahead, I'm not gonna drag you."
"Then Amzy stays too!" I whirled, grabbed Colton by the front of his shirt, and dragged him off behind the shop, Choco following right behind. "Mommy?"
"Colt... I wanna go to Seireitei."
"Yeah, so you can get laid by Kenp-" I gagged him with a piece of cloth off of the ground.
"Yeah, so screw this up... and I will castrate you with a rusty carving knife." Choco panicked.
"Ummmm... Amz, I'd really hate to have to explain to the other's how I'm a visored... I mean I really have no idea HOW it happened... it just did."
"Yeah, sort of like me being a Dragothane."
"You mean like Nokana out of you one Zetsu x oc story?"
"Not entierly... Choco... Dragothanes are half hollow, half human beings that look half human, half dragon." He made an 'oh-I-get-it-now' face. Colton mummbled something, so I took out the gag.
"I said... As long as I get... my cookies... You can go have fun... In Seireitei."
"Excuse me, Who's the adult here?" He smirked.
"We both are because neither of us are virgins anymore!" One sound slap later and he solemly replied. "You are."
"It may be your birthday Colt, but god damnit... I'm in a terrible mood today!" He nodded.
"I knows... You're a real bitch today, mommy."
"Would you say that you your real mum?" He blanched and shook his head.
"SHE'D KILL ME!" I smirked.
"Then what do you think I'd do?" He thought for a moment, then crossed himself as if he'd just seen the devil. "Good. Now, I'll bake you cookies before we go, okay?"
"Yes, mommy."
"Good boy."
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Kenpachi watched Amzy as she made an impromptu batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies. Half an hour after she put them into the oven, she pulled them out and placed them on a cooling rack.
"So... You bake?" She nodded.
"It's one of my favorite things to do. Speaking of which..." Her eyes wandered. "It's getting close to christmas... I need to make some fudge and spiced pecans."
"What?"
"It's a tradition that I got from my nice grandma. Every christmas she makes fudge and spiced pecans, and gives it away to people." A smile crossed the girl's face. "I would help her i I was around."
"Well, I think you'll be able to do that when you get to Seireitei. They've got all the same stuff to bake and all as the human world. So you can knock yourself out." He turned to see Yachiru pop her head over his shoulder.
"Mommy, what's fudge?" She got a severe look on her face. "Is that a bad word?"
"No." Amzy shook her head and giggled. "It's a type of candy made out of marshmallows, chocolate, and sometimes other stuff too."
"I love candy! Will you make me some?" Amzy smiled.
"Of course, Yachiru." She turned to yell out into the shop. "Colt, come get your cookies!" The boy ran in and poured himself a huge glass of milk. Then he proceeded to soak every warm cookie in the milk and eat it, soon afterward downing the whole glass of milk. "Happy Birthday."
"Thank you, mummy!" Yachiru frowned.
"How come he calls you mommy too?"
"Well, it was a bit of a joke when we were younger, cause I wrote a story where I was his mom. It sort of carried over and now he just calls me mommy."
"Yay! I has a big brother!" Yachiru glomped Colton. "I always wanted a big brother!" Amzy laughed, then turned to Kenpachi as he stepped forward.
"Time to go, Yachiru." The pink haired girl hopped onto the captain's shoulder. Then the three of them walked out to the senkaimon gate in front of Urahara Shoten and walked through to Seireitei.
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The first thing that happened after I entered Seireitei... was basically utter chaos. Captain Yamamoto called all of the other Captains together to decide where I was to live while I was here. Toshiro advised that I be put in the Senzyaku, and Kurosutchi wanted to use me for an experiment. Unohana and Soi Fon both wanted me to stay with them, Unohana so that she could teach me to be a 'proper lady', Soi Fon so that she could say that all of her aquaintances were elite one-uppers. Kyoraku wanted me to live with him for obvious reasons, and Ukitake was just too nice a guy to leave me to live outside. Komamura advised that I be placed with Kenpachi, since he had saved me and all. Byakuya wanted me to live with him... for god knows why. Kenpachi wanted me to live with him simply because he enjoyed my company.
"Well... this is a rather close predicament..." Yamamoto looked towards me. "Amethyst... where do you want to live?" I looked him right in the eye.
"I wish to live with Kenpachi because I feel safe around him." Everyone, save Kenpachi and Komamura, looked at me in shock. Toshiro huffed.
"Figures... She's as much of a brute as he is." I looked at the icy Captain and snarled.
"Excuse me? You haven't seen brute out of me yet, snowbell." He glared at me.
"Then do you care to show me?"
"Enough! Toshiro, quit egging the girl on. She's been through enough for a lifetime I think." Yamamoto looked sternly at the boy, then looked to me. "If you really feel that it would be best for you to live with Kenpachi, so be it." With that, he dismissed everyone. Then Yachiru came running up.
"Mommy! Mommy!" I smiled and knelt to hug the girl. "Mommy, you should come to our girls meeting!" She grabbed my hand and dragged me, without waiting for my answer, to go to a meeting of the Society of Women Shinigami.
Once all of the other girls were, there, I could not seem to remove myself from them. Matsumoto seemed to dote over me, saying how pretty I would look if I grew my hair out. Unohana grilled me about how Kenpachi had saved me and how he had behaved when I had met him. Soi Fon sulked in the corner. The other girls were asking me about what it was like to be a Dragothane... and Nemu was asking alot of questions. Then Yachiru called everyone to order.
"I think that we should have a party to let Mommy get to know everyone!" I smiled at her suggestion. The idea sounded nice enough.
"But Madam Chair!" Nanao stood up. "We have no money for food. You spent it all on toys and candy."
"Well, let's do a fundraiser again!" Everyone groaned. But Nanao's comment gave me an idea.
"Hey, how about having a pot luck?"
"Pot luck?"
"Yeah. Have people make food and bring it in to the party." They all pondered the idea.
"Well... there are a lot of good cooks in the Gotei 13... Why not?"
"Yay! Thank you Mommy!" Matsumoto looked at the girl.
"Yachiru... why do you call Amethyst mommy?"
"Because I want her to be my Mommy... and she said I could! I even have a big brother now!" She smiled happily.
"My, my... You certainly have strange ideas, Madam Chair." I glanced over at Unohana.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I mean you can't be a mother. You're too young."
"I'm 18, Unohana. I've seen 11-year-olds with toddlers. And they did give birth to them." Everyone looked at me. "What?"
"But... You look so young!"
"How do you do it? You only look about 12 or 13." Everyone closed in on me.
"I... uh... do it... naturally? I don't know! I just happen to look this way."
"Lucky." Matsumoto groaned. "And since you're so lucky you'll probably wind up with Ikkaku or something like that." I swore I fell on my ass laughing. "What?"
"Sorry! It's just... I'm not really looking for a boyfriend right now." I shook my head. "No... I'm more concerned with making friends right now, since I have no friends other than Kenpachi or Yachiru here in Seireitei." But when I looked out over everyone... I could tell... Even Rangiku had that look in her eye.
"Well, let's get this party started!"
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A/N: Okay, first to Colton, sorry that this is out so late in the day, but Happy Birthday anyways. To the rest of you, just to warn you there is a ton of KenxOc next chapter... and... Szazayel is getting ready to revive Nnoitra! Oh noes! What? I can't just let it be sooo easy for Kenpachi to keep me safe. So ye have been warned!