I HAVE RETURNED! HUZZAH! I AM NOW FINISHED WITH SCHOOL FOR NOW AND HAVE ALL SUMMER TO UPDATE THIS STORY. I KNOW THAT JUST MAKES EVERYONE SO HAPPY.
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WARNING: MENTIONS OF THE EPIC FACEBOOK GAME, FARMVILLE. ALSO, A POSSIBLY LAME RHYME. SORRY ABOUT THE LAMENESS. RHYME CONTAINS SHINO/INO
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, OWN NARUTO, NURSERY RHYMES, FACEBOOK, OR FARMVILLE. OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. THANK YOU.
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Lady Tsunade walked into the classroom today with red-shot eyes and a dull stare.
"What's wrong, Lady Piggy?" Nami asked carefully in fear of getting Tsunade angry.
"Wha? Who-who sazed dat?" Tsunade yawned. "Snots, itz now nappy time."
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"Why do you say that? I'm not going to sleep until I hear a story!" Bushido proclaimed epically!
This yelling made Tsunade's head hurt, so she yelled: "CAN IT BRAT! I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING FARMVILLE LAST NIGHT!" One could practically see the anger mark throbbing on her forehead.
Nami ran over to Bushido. "HEY! Don't yell at him because you are Miss Cranky Lady!"
Tsunade sweat-dropped. "Listen, I don't time for this, okay? Just sit down on the brightly colored rug."
The children obeyed. The rug they sat on was a rainbow of colors. It was a circular rug with colored rings that got smaller the closer to the center you got. There was on the outside, a red ring, a orange ring, a yellow ring, a green ring, a blue ring, and finally a white dot in the middle.
[CUT SCENE TIME!]
Two figures were lurking around Asuma Sarutobi's house. The younger figure was all decked out in a black spandex jumpsuit and a black ski mask. He whispered to the older figure, who was dressed identical to him,
"Gai-sensei, what are we doing at Asuma-sensei's house?"
"Why Lee, we are showing Asuma what happens when you don't let us role-play with him and my eternal rival, Kakashi!" Gai epically whispered!
"Doesn't this a little, too drastic though?"
"Of course not! Asuma will understand."
Gai and Lee then arrived towards the front yard of Asuma's house. There was a big oak tree in front of them. Gai then pulled out… a toilet paper roll!
"Guess what we are going to do now, my youthful student."
"Ummm, Gai-Sensei? I'm sure if you ask politely, Asuma will let you use his bathroom…"
Gai face palmed. "Lee, have you never went tp-ing before?"
Lee was confused. "What is that Gai-Sensei?"
Gai's eyes took on a fire that the world had never seen before! The fire was brighter than back in Chapter 8's cut scene!
"It is very simple Lee. We will take this roll of paper, and throw it until all the paper is on the tree. Understand?"
"Ah! Now I see! Okay then, Let us get to work!"
And so they did. After about 10 minutes and many mishaps later, the tree was officially tp-ed.
"Good work my youthful student!"
"Gai-Sensei, Thank you for showing me the ways of youth!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-Sensei!"
And cue Epic Moon-Set Behind them. Or Cue Epic Sunrise, whichever makes you happy.
[END CUT SCENE]
"Eh? Who keeps doing that?" Tsunade muttered to herself as she dragged a wooden chair over to the rug.
"Alrighty, so what rhyme should I say today, little snots?"
No hands went up in the air. All the kids were too busy thinking. After a long silence, suggestions were called out left and right!
"Say one about Mogei!"
"Tell us about Crazy Bart!"
"Did they ever take the knife away from the girl in the last chapter?"
"Where is Iruka?"
And finally, the only suggestion that pertained to the question, and wasn't a repeat of any chapters:
"Tell us a rhyme about Shino Aburame."
The little girl that said that was pale with square sunglasses and a long blue jacket on. The jacket went down to her knees. She also had on black pants. This girl was Mirai Aburame.
"Ah, yes, of course. Your brother is a great asset to this village."
"Thank you Lady Hokage."
"Alright, rhyme time."
And so she began:
"Shino Mean-o, cake and ice-cream.
Kissed Ino and made her scream.
When Inochi came out that day,
Shino Mean-O, ran away."
Mirai Aburame was glaring daggers at the Lady Hokage, though no one could tell.
"What? It's a true story!"
"Such disrespect you show towards my clan!" Mirai uncharacteristically screamed.
Tsunade backed up out of her chair. "I'm sorry." Tsunade was scared for her life.
Mirai took a few deep breaths. "I'm fine and it's okay."
"Okay, I'm still sorry." Tsunade said while shaking. "I'll have to tell Shino about this." Tsunade thought to herself.
"Wait a minute! Little snots, where is Iruka?" Tsunade shouted.
Nami giggled. "He's NOT in the closet." Nami then busted out laughing.
Tsunade ran to the supply closet. She flung open the red door, and found….. Iruka tied up with rope. He also had a napkin stuffed in his mouth.
"Iruka! What happened?" Tsunade asked while helping the man stand up.
"I don't want to talk about it. I want to go home and forget this ever happened." Iruka said in a hoarse voice.
"Here, let me help you."
"No! I'm fine." Iruka then stumbled out the door hugging his arms to his body.
"Oh, okay then… if you insist…." Tsunade said to herself. "I don't know what you snots did to him, nor do I want to know. Just, don't do it again, okay?"
"Yes ma'am!" all the snots joyfully yelled.
Then the ever-punctual timer went…BOOM!
"After what I just saw, I most definitely need some sake." And so Tsunade walked out of the classroom never to return until next chapter.
[END CHAPTER 10]
NOTE: Thanks everyone for sticking with my story. That really makes me happy. I sincerely hope you all enjoy it. Any suggestions, critisms, or just a little note that says you liked it are all welcomed. That's right, instead of begging, I'm encouraging your reviews. Thank you.
PREVIEW OF NEXT CHAPTER:
We take things to another level by hosting….PARENT'S NIGHT at the school! Will Tsunade be able to handle it? Will I write 2 rhymes instead of one? The world will know…when I update next time! :D