Here's the complete chapter, and the new second half is SMUT-SMUT-SMUTTY! Even I hadn't expected it to be this sexy. I really like it, hope you do too!

(By the way, I was really tired when I thought of the button thing, and it didn't make sense to a lot of people, so I took it out. Maybe if I feel more creative later, I'll add another practical joke to this chapter.)

This morning Edward woke me with tiny kisses all over my face. I smiled and turned into him. My naked breasts brushed his bare chest and I blushed at the realization that both of us were practically nude. He smiled against my skin and stroked my hair with one hand, whispering, "Time to wake up, sleeping beauty."

I grinned and kissed him lightly on the lips. "This is so much better than an alarm clock," I told him.

Edward chuckled. "I should hope so. Now, I have to run home and change. Don't pout; I'll pick you up in 45 minutes."

"Make that half an hour," I breathed against his lips, and he shivered.

"Done."

He sat up and rose from my bed, pulling on his shirt and stepping into his pants. I ogled his body shamelessly, and he flashed me a grin, pressing his mouth to mine and lightly brushing my lips with his tongue before leaving.

I sighed and dragged myself out of bed reluctantly. I didn't take a shower; I was determined to get ready as quickly as possible. I rushed through my breakfast, only taking some time to decide what to wear. The phone rang and I picked it up, wondering why Edward was calling me.

To my surprise, it was Alice's voice that I heard. She cut right to the chase, saying "Blue tank top, grey jacket and tight Lucky jeans."

I sighed. "Thanks, Alice." Obviously she had foreseen me making some sort of horrible fashion faux pas and felt the need to prevent that at all costs. At least she hadn't told me what underwear and shoes to wear; that would have been too much.

Twenty five minutes after Edward left, I was ready. I peeked out the window, saw his car was already there and grinned, bounding out and practically jumping in. "Good morning," he greeted me in his silky voice. "You look exquisite."

I blushed but answered, "Hi. You're not so bad yourself."

He smiled and leaned in, brushing my lips with his before licking them. I met his tongue with mine, and he slid into my mouth, kissing me deeply. Our tongues danced for a few moments, and then I drew back.

"I guess we should get going," I muttered reluctantly. "I don't want to be late for school again."

Edward chuckled and replied, "Actually, we have twenty minutes before we have to leave, thanks to your quick preparations."

I smirked. "I knew I went fast for a reason."

He laughed and reached for me. "If I may?"

I nodded, grinning like an idiot. Edward grasped my waist, lifted me, and pulled me over until I was straddling him. I ran my fingers through his hair and he drew me close into his embrace. Our mouths met in a spark of electricity; his tongue explored my mouth and I grabbed the back of his head. One of his hands moved up to grasp my neck and his other moved down to my jeans. He wasn't quite touching my butt, but it was close, and I moaned into his mouth. Edward rocked his hips into mine and I started gasping and whimpering. He groaned into my mouth.

"You make me feel so human," he whispered against my lips, and I laughed.

"Yup, we're just another normal couple making out in the car."

He grinned and sighed. "Unfortunately, now we really do have to leave." He returned me to my seat and I buckled my seatbelt, probably mirroring the same goofy smile that was spreading across Edward's face. He held my hand as we sped to school.

Government was the only class I didn't have with Edward, but Emmett and Rosalie were in it. I sat next to Emmett and he usually entertained me. However, today I was restless. An hour was just too long to be parted from Edward. Emmett noticed my bad mood and teased me for the first five minutes of class as Rosalie ignored him.

"What's wrong, Bella? Didn't you get laid last night?"

"Hmm, I knew our Eddie wasn't exactly an expert, but I'd think he'd be able to satisfy a woman better than this!"

I rolled my eyes but didn't reply. When Emmett couldn't get a rise out of me, he decided I needed cheering up. "Listen, Bella, I don't do this every day, but just for you, I'm going to liven up this class."

Wide-eyed, I exclaimed, "No, Emmett! Don't!"

He laughed and replied, "Oh come on, don't you think Ms. Wells is ridiculously boring?"

"Emmett, whatever you're going to do, I'm almost positive it's a bad idea."

"But that's what makes it so much fun!"

As soon as Ms. Wells' back was turned, Emmett let out a huge, lusty groan. She ignored it. Two seconds later, he started moaning almost continuously. When she spun around to glare around the room, he was buried in a page of notes. She began to write on the blackboard again, and Emmett let out a series of growling grunts. After a couple of minutes, Rosalie decided to get in on the action, and she started a high-pitched wailing, interspersed with blatantly erotic moans and over-exaggerated gasps. By this time, the whole class was turning in their seats, trying to figure out who was making the noise, but both Emmett and Rosalie managed to look engrossed in notes and mildly bored, respectively. If I didn't know they were making the sounds, I never would've guessed it. Of course, my cheeks were bright red and I was trying not to burst out laughing, but then, so was the rest of the class.

Finally, Ms. Wells slapped her hand against the desk and shouted, "ENOUGH! Whoever is making that noise, know that this ENTIRE CLASS will be kept in detention for two hours after school if it does not stop IMMEDIATELY!"

"Oh, well, all good things must come to an end," Emmett whispered to me.

I giggled and impulsively hugged him. "Thanks, Emmett. That was the most entertaining class I've ever had."

That night, Charlie couldn't fall asleep fast enough for me. I was extremely frustrated because we hadn't been able to do anything all day to release the tension we created in the car that morning. To make sure things went the way I wanted them to, I wore a thin, lacy, deep blue nighty that I knew would drive Edward crazy. It took half an hour after I was ready and waiting for Charlie to quit puttering around and fill the house with his snoring. Edward must've been as impatient as me, because as soon as Charlie was asleep, he sprang into my room.

I smiled and opened my arms to him. Edward pulled me against his body and kissed me as if he wanted to devour me from the mouth down. I moaned and relaxed into his embrace, kissing him back with equal fervor. Lately, Edward had been sure enough of his control that he hardly ever stopped in the middle of things anymore. It was a huge relief to me, not having to try and restrain myself every time he was near me, being able to just give myself over to the pleasure he showed me. Of course, now that I'd had a taste of his pleasure, it was just as addictive, and I wanted more of both.

Edward rubbed my shoulders for a moment, then buried one hand in my hair and stroked my back with the other. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled myself as close as I could get. Our kiss deepened even more as his lips caressed mine and our tongues danced. His hand drifted lower until it was cupping my hips, and he suddenly pulled me against him so my groin rocked against his. I loudly moaned and hitched my leg around his waist. Edward supported my butt and thigh with one hand while the other cupped my face, allowing his tongue to explore the depths of my mouth. We kissed like this until I couldn't take any more and broke off, gasping for breath. His mouth drifted down to my neck, but I was already lifting off my nightgown. Edward groaned and toppled us onto the bed, only pausing to pull off his own shirt. Our bare chests were finally pressed together, and we both moaned, but it wasn't enough. I worked the zipper on his pants, huffing in frustration until he pushed my hand away and did it himself. Edward kicked off his pants and we were kissing more passionately than ever before. Only my panties and his boxers separated us.

All of a sudden, he pulled away. "Too much," he panted. "Too much, too fast . . ."

"No! Don't stop, Edward, I need you!"

"Don't worry, Bella," he reassured me, "I have no intention of stopping. But we do need to go a little slower. Take a deep breath and try to calm yourself down a bit." I stared at him in disbelief, but he had begun lightly kissing down my body. Edward stopped at my breasts, taking one nipple into his mouth and rubbing the other with his hand. Then he switched, licking one breast, stroking the nipple with his tongue, as he lightly squeezed the other. He went back and forth until I was panting and writhing before continuing his trail of kisses down my stomach.

He didn't stop at the top of my panties but continued until his mouth was hovering over my sex. I gasped and arched my back as I felt his cool breath sweep across my heated entrance. He kissed me, through the silk of my panties, and my hips bucked until he had to hold me down. Edward chuckled against me, and the feeling of the vibrations against my most sensitive parts made me moan so loudly I had to cover my mouth to keep the noise down. He rubbed his cheeks and face against the silk before gripping the very top of the panties in his teeth.

I groaned into my arm and Edward growled, slowly pulling off my underwear with his mouth. It was the single most erotic thing I'd ever seen or imagined. He dragged the scrap of silk down the bed until it was past my feet before holding the crotch of the panties to his face and smelling my arousal. I was whimpering incoherently even before he licked at my juices with long strokes of his tongue. At that point, I was basically just an aroused puddle of goo. My body was his; I was fighting to even control my breathing and the noises I made.

Finally Edward finished torturing me with my panties and turned his gaze to my naked body. I squirmed, embarrassed, but he reached out and grasped my hips to hold me still. He looked me over slowly, as if he was memorizing each small detail, which he probably was. But I'd been ready for too long, and I needed relief now.

"Edward . . ."

"What?" he asked.

Were we really going to play this game? "I need you."

He smirked. "Well . . . maybe if you ask very nicely . . ."

I huffed but was too aroused to argue. "Please, Edward."

He surprised me by moaning and leaning forward until his head rested against my hip. "God, Bella. You don't know what it does to me to hear you plead like that."

Oh. I had a light bulb, "Eureka!" moment. It wasn't only that Edward felt bad about withholding something I really wanted; it also turned him on to hear me ask for it. I was okay with that. Hell, right now I'd be okay with almost anything if it would get him to touch me. "Please, Edward. God, please. I love you so much—I need relief. Take care of me, Edward, please."

With a moan almost as loud as my earlier ones, he put his mouth to my bare, dripping sex. I screamed into my hand at the first contact of his icy skin against my overheated flesh. It felt so good, so amazingly good, soothing and feeding the fire within me all at the same time.

When Edward's tongue slid out from his lips and along my sex, it was almost too much. Then he moaned at the taste, and the vibrations triggered more wetness from me, which caused him to grow even more enthusiastic in his ministrations. Edward explored my sex much as he had explored my mouth. He traced along the edges, dipped in, and delicately sampled until I was panting and sobbing. He moved up slightly and searched until his tongue found the nub of nerves at the apex of my thighs. I screamed again as he played with my clit, licking, stroking, and rubbing.

Just before the pressure became unbearable, Edward moved down so that his mouth was once more at my entrance. His tongue traced circles around my sex before thrusting inside at the same time as his thumb and finger began rubbing and pinching at my clit. I came against him, screaming into my arm, spasming until I couldn't remember my name or who or where I was. The only thing my mind produced was the word I screamed into my forearm: "EDWARD!"

I was planning to satisfy Edward in this chapter too, but it just got too long, and I actually like it a lot as is. Review folks! Give me some inspiration cuz I get bored stuck with my same old thoughts on this story. I need fresh ideas!