Alright, I'm really sorry it's been a LONG time since I last updated but then I found that people were still putting me on alert and things for this story and I knew I had to give something out. This isn't the best chapter...seriously, I honestly half-assed this and just typed what came to mind. It was really quick and I'm sorry that I had to come back with this crap. In other news, I'm graduating soon! So sad! The past few days I've been feeling really depressed, reading what other people are writing in my yearbook and reminiscing as I write on theirs. I feel like thanks to the upcoming graduation, our class, who was recently having really intense problems, is not slowly reforming back. At least we all want to end the year happily, even though if it's just in the back of my mind. Anyway, disclaimer time!

Disclaimer: I do not own the the characters of Ouran High School Host Club or its contents.

Tamaki's POV

I don't know how I ended up in this position with the Hitachiin twins staring me down. Actually, I knew exactly how I ended up here.

It was just this morning when Kyoya talked to me. He seemed really cool and collected like he usually was but he gave me a package and asked me to deliver it for him to the Hitachiin home. I refused but he gave me an evil glare. Still, it was Kyoya, and I was used to him giving me and everyone else the death stare. Well, not really. It still scared the hell out of me so I knew I had to do it. I wondered what it was and questioned him about it but he said to just do it. Before I left, he told me to make sure that I don't get caught and that the person the package was intended for received it…by any means necessary. So I asked him, "Who is it for?"

"Hikaru."

I stared at him for a moment, curiosity running through my mind and displayed in my eyes. "Why?"

"Just do it or else," He said coldly and walked away without telling me anything else.

Well, what was wrong with delivering it to him? I scratched my head as I inspected the package. Doesn't seem harmful at all. I went straight to my classroom to keep it safe in my bag. Now that I think about it, this is like a game. Yeah, of course it is. Kyoya must've been tired with the twins playing pranks on everyone that maybe he decided to do some tricks of his own. Very clever of him. Wait…if I get caught, I'll be blamed for it, not him. Very clever indeed, that sneaky bastard.

The day went by merrily and the Host Club activities for the day were another success. I made sure to leave immediately afterward so that I can beat Hikaru to his house.

When I got there, the maids greeted me and I told them not to tell the twins that I was here because it was supposed to be a surprise. Being a friend of the twins, they agreed. I left them the package for Hikaru and went straight to their room. There wasn't a good place to hide so I hid inside one of their closets. It wasn't a short wait but it wasn't that long when I heard footsteps inside the room. I peeked and saw that it was Hikaru holding a CD from the package. Huh. That was it? Then again, it was Kyoya so the prank must be inside the movie or the audio.

But Hikaru didn't seem to like the prank at all. From the TV came Kyoya's voice and moans from…Kaoru? I couldn't see what was going on but I was pretty sure I had their voices right. It wasn't long before I heard Hikaru stomping around and punching the wall. My heart was about to burst from the fear that it held. If I had known that he was going to react like this, I never would've agreed to Kyoya's plan.

Hikaru's footsteps began to become faint. I didn't know what I should've done so I quickly got out and took the DVD from the player. Then there was a sudden shatter of glass that came from the bathroom and more footsteps outside the room. I ran back into the closet and waited again. It was Kaoru. He sounded really scared and concerned for his brother and before I knew it, the two were fighting, yelling and insulting each other to no end. Someone walked out of bathroom then back inside. It must've been Kaoru since he probably was the closet to the door. I sat there in the dark, afraid to look outside the closet and see something horrifying. It was quiet for a while before the shouting began again. This time, they brought it to the room. Great, now there's absolutely no way for me to escape.

I heard a bang against the wall and my eyes shot open. I took a look outside and I saw that Hikaru had Kaoru pinned against the wall and was…kissing him? From where I was it looked like they were kissing or maybe Hikaru was whispering something to Kaoru. I don't know. The next thing did scare me. It was a slap…no, two slaps across someone's face. Maybe it was Kaoru since he cried out. Then one for Hikaru since he complained as well. I watched them stare at each other before…wait, now they were on bed and REALLY kissing each other. Wow, they really did do that sort of thing at home.

The rest I tried to drown out. I stared at the dark walls of my confinement, not wanting to see whatever it was they did. There were lots of moaning and skin-slapping and…Oh my God it was too much for my innocent ears! How could my sons do that to each other? It didn't gross me out that they were both guys or even the fact that they were brothers but more so the fact that they were…doing IT. No matter who it was, I swear I'll be just as freaked out if someone was doing it. They took a while, like I assumed they would, before things calmed down a bit. Whispers were barely audible and it sounded like they were comforting each other. They never could stay mad at each other could they? I pried the closet door just a little bit to see if it was safe for me to go out. But alas it wasn't. It never was.

I waited a while and when I thought I had the chance, both twins stood up and began cleaning up. There was truly no chance for me now. I felt the CD in my pocket and remembered the one responsible for everything. Curse Kyoya for making me do this, though he didn't really force me that much…then again why would I wait until he forced me to do something? Then…

The door opened.

I sat there, my eyes wide with fear as I stared at a very naked Kaoru. Soon, Hikaru came up behind him and pulled him away. I took out the DVD hoping that it would calm him down a bit or at least explain things to him. Snatching it away, he made his hand into a fist before I raised my own ones to stop him.

"Wait! Please! I can explain," I begged, my eyes pleading them to not hurt me.

"Well then go ahead! Explain why the hell you're in our closet and why you have this disc in the first place." Hikaru's eyes in turn were burning with rage and were ready to consume me in its flames, if they weren't already doing so.

"Listen. Kyoya sent me. He said to make sure that I got to deliver this to you. I heard what it was and I wanted to take it away but then Kaoru came in so the best thing I could think of was hide inside here. You have to believe me! I didn't mean any harm. I thought this was just a stupid prank of his for you guys always being the devils you are. Please please please please!" My head was bowed at this point, my eyes shut.

There was a long silence between the us before someone spoke.

"It's okay." Kaoru said simply. Both Hikaru and I looked up at him, almost forgetting that he was there. He still looked terrified of me but at least he was able to talk. "If it's Kyoya then let me talk to him."

"Absolutely not!" Hikaru immediately protested. He grabbed his twin's shoulders and turned him so that they were face to face. "You want to talk to him when he's been playing games with us these past few days?"

"Yes! I want to get things straightened out." Kaoru's face was determined. "There's nothing better than talking out people's problems. If this was just a prank, he'll say it to your face. If it means something more, he'll say it to mine."

Hikaru stared at Kaoru, eyes almost ordering his younger mirror to not do this. Kaoru, however, didn't back down at all. He continued to fight against his brother and he knew that he was going to win this battle. Hikaru let out a frustrated and reluctant sigh.

"Just promise me you won't do anything stupid or let him take advantage of you."

A smile from the younger twin. "I promise."

I slowly raised my hand. "Well, is there anything I can do for being part of everything, though I wasn't aware of it?" I asked, afraid of interrupting the almost intense moment the two were having.

"Just go home senpai." Kaoru said with a smile. Thank God the nicer devil let me go. All Hikaru did was nod and I knew he was still pissed at me. "But senpai, could you please not tell anyone of what you saw, heard and of what happened today? We still would want to keep us being together a secret."

"Yeah, of course. Well, bye!" I waved goodbye and ran out the door as fast as I could. All I heard were the twins saying "See you later" at the same time and before I knew it, I was down the stairs, out the door, and back home. Thank goodness I was spared my life. Kyoya, if I could tell you what hell I went through I would immediately kill you afterward. Since I can't, your life is spared …for the moment…No, I can never do anything to hurt this family, no matter how dysfunctional we may be.

And there we go! Yay end of crappy chapter. I would normally ask for a review but seeing as this is just so terrible I wouldn't even ask it. What I do need though are ideas on how to continue the story. I really want to know what you, whoever is still reading this after that really long break, want to see. Do you want some crazy twist or just a standard plot? Let me know and I hope you enjoyed this! Thanks to those who still read this!