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The Next Morning

I rolled sleepily onto my side, groaning inwardly when I felt the hard ground beneath me, jolting me out of my dream-like state.

"Damn air mattress." I grumbled to myself. It had obviously deflated during the night.

"Edward?" I mumbled, feeling around for him on the bed. He was obviously already up; I couldn't really blame him since he didn't sleep. It must get pretty boring for him the 12 hours a day I was just passed out. He argued otherwise, telling me he was fascinated with watching me sleep and it also gave him some thinking time- but that was just Edward wasn't it.

"Alice! Don't play games with me! I can read your thoughts and right now you're reciting the Peruvian national anthem. Now, tell me where Bella's clothes are and you can save your Porsche.

"Edward! I'm telling you I didn't do it! And what the hell do you mean I can save my Porsche?" She yelled back at him.

I cringed to myself. Trust Edward to overreact. We could have just gone about this in a civilised manner.

"I mean, I called a charity this morning and told them I had a very nice yellow Porsche I would kindly like to donate for a charity raffle. They were overjoyed."

I could imagine the smirk Edward would have plastered across his face right now.

"Edward Anthony Mason Cullen! I can't believe you! If anyone goes anywhere near my Porsche I will not accept responsibility for my actions. Wait...I'm getting a vision right now. Looks like I may kidnap Bella for the weekend and take her on a giant shopping spree round Paris, then play dress up with her all day. "

Oh gawd.

"If you go anywhere near Bella without her permission you'll be in a lot of trouble." Edward spat through his teeth.

"Well I'm warning you Edward! And by the way...I DIDN'T DO IT!"

"Well why are you blocking your thoughts from me?" Edward yelled frustrated.

"Cause I know who did, but I can't tell you because without my gift I would never have known."

"ALICE!" Edward yelled again.

"Just think about it Edward, who else would have stolen all Bella's clothes as some kind of practical joke." Alice told him, trying to spell it out.

"No way..." Edward muttered.

"Uh huh."

I couldn't stay quiet any longer.

"Guys, I'm awake, just calm down okay?" I called through the tent.

"Bella just stay out of this. Somebody's done this and they need to be punished." Wow, Edward sounded angry.

"Nice Edward." Alice told him.

"Alice I don't have time for this, I'm going to go and rip that idiot to shreds."

"Edward..." I yelled, running out of the tent to calm him down, but it was too late- he was already nowhere to be seen.

"Who did it Alice." I asked, turning to face her.

"Emmett."

I should have know.

"I'm gonna go save his butt." I told her, running off to his and Rosalie's tent.

Emmett and Rosalie's Tent

"I almost told my self control Emmett!"

"Eddie calm down. I was trying to do you a favour. You're always so careful and prudish with Bella and I thought I could give you, you know, some encouragement."

I could hear some of the conversation floating out of the tent, and went to the zipper to let myself in. It was so typical Cullen style, I keep calling these things tent, but you can hardly call them that. Each one had a bedroom, living room and storage area and the ceiling were high enough that you could walk around in them. In typical Rosalie style, she had turned hers into some kind of Moroccan palace with white material domed from the ceiling and bamboo mats covering all the floors. I smiled to myself.

"Edward, calm down. Don't hurt Emmett okay?" I tried to calm him.

"Nice blanket Bella." Emmett smirked, looking at the blanket I still had wrapped around me.

"Yer, thanks to you Emmett I've only got underwear to wear for the whole holiday." I glared at him.

"Hey, give over Bella, I thought you were on my side." Emmett sulked.

"I only told Edward not to hurt you Emmett, I never said I wasn't majorly pissed off at you."

I heard Edward chuckle to himself behind me. At least he was calmed down a bit.

"Language Bella!" Emmett teased, "Although I see I'm teaching you well." He grinned.

"Don't try and get all buddy with me Emmett, I'm mad at you." I said through my teeth.

"Ahaha Eddie, you didn't need to come over here for your human, she's pretty scary herself!" Emmett laughed.

"That's it Emmett!" Edward yelled, lunging for Emmett. They both crashed down on the tent floor with a deafening thud, snarling at each other with teeth beared.

"What's going on in here?" I heard Rosalie call, opening the door from the bedroom, a shirt half pulled over her head.

"Edward's attacking Emmett since he stole and my clothes and replaced them with underwear to try and break Edward's self control." I explained to her, trying to dodge the tumbling bodies.

"Oh gawd, not again. He's so immature! Well I can't be bothered to split them up, let's go outside." She huffed.

"You're not worried about Emmett getting hurt?" I asked her, shocked at her laid back attitude to the fact both out guys were wrestling on the floor right in front of us.

"Nah, he can handle himself. To be honest it would serve him right if Edward got a few good hits at him!" She laughed.

"Let's go find Alice, she's pretty mad at the moment as Edward's donated her Porsche to a charity raffle." I giggled.

"What? Gawd, I've missed so much you've gotta tell m all!" She insisted, grabbing my arm and pulling me through the tent pretty quick.

"Ow Rosalie. Vampire strength." I complained.

"Oh woops sorry Bella, I'm not as good as Edward at this." She apologised.

"Don't worry about it. After Emmett playing human catch with me I'm prepared for anything now!" I smiled.

"What am I going to do with him!" She sighed.

Sometime Later

"Sorry I overreacted Bella." Edward sighed, putting his arm around my shoulders and pulling me closer to him.

"It's okay, I was pretty mad at Emmett too but I just didn't think attacking him was strictly necessary."

"I know, I'm sorry. Anyways, Emmett being Mr Intelligent didn't actually bring your clothes with him so I thought we could head out and get some clothes today? There's a small mall about an hour and a half from here. It's not idea as this was meant to be a camping trip, but you kinda need some clothes and we can always stay longer if we want."

"OMG, did I just hear the word mall?" Well I guess Alice heard.

"Yes Alice and you're not coming." Edward told her.

"You can't say that Edward, you just gave my car away at a charity auction." She pouted.

"I agreed to buy you a new one!" Edward exclaimed.

"Doesn't make up for the fact you did it."

"It's okay, Alice I don't mind you coming." I sighed.

"Yay! Jasper, we're going shopping!" She yelled to him.

"Hey, wait a minute, we're not staying here all alone. It'll be so boring." Rosalie huffed, looking between her and Emmett.

"Rose, give over. Think of all the things we could get up to when they're gone." Emmett winked at her.

Ew.

"In your dreams Emmett. You take me on a holiday and I find out it's camping. I told you, the most you're getting this holiday is a hug." She told him sternly.

I couldn't help laughing. Those two were so hilarious together.

"Whatever Rose, I have ways to make you give in and you know you will. Cullen guys always get what they want in the end." He said smugly.

Was this some kind of family saying or something?

"We're going with them." Rose ordered.

"Fine, whatever, but I'm staying the in the bedroom tonight if I come."

"You made him sleep outside?" I laughed, asking Rose.

"No, he was allowed to sleep in the living room." Rose grinned, "I was feeling generous."

I laughed. She certainly was stubborn.

"I've just had the best idea ever!" Alice suddenly chipped in, jumping up and down with excitement.

"What?" We all sighed together.

"If we're all going on the road, we should have a day of dares." She grinned.

"I don't think that's a good idea..." Edward started.

"Bring it on!" Emmett yelled.

"Come on Edward, please please please!" Alice begged.

He looked over at me.

"Bella?"

"If it makes the pixie happy..." I sighed.

"Yay! Bella I love you!" Alice yelled, running over and pulling me into a tight hug.

"Can't...breathe..." I gasped, as her arms knocked the air out of my lungs.

"Woops, sorry Bella." She apologised, taking a step back.

I smiled weakly.

"Okay, so here are the rules. The dares start as soon as we get into the cars. I start, since it was my idea. We take it in turns and you have to ask one person each. Everyone else has to hear the dare, so they know what's going on. Edward- there's no daring me to stop the game and Emmett- no daring Rosalie as I can already see what will happen."

I heard them both sigh.

"No fair!" Emmett huffed."

"Well, you can dare her as long as they're appropriate. Oh, and the game ends at midnight tonight. Each person has one get out of jail free card to skip a dare they don't want to do and get another one. If you turn down a dare, you're out. Each dare you do gets a point. The person still in the game with the most points at the end of the game tonight is the winner. They get to choose a forfeit for each losing person. Also, I know how competitive all you guys can get. No dares will be allowed that puts civilians in danger, causes long term damage to the mall where we're going or could result result in death. Anything else goes... I think that's about it! Let the game begin!"

It looked like this was going to be an interesting day...

So...what do you think? Any ideas for dares please tell!

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