HELLO ALL!

So sorry for the lack of updates, I've been busy lately.

But I'm back now! (:

Im going to continue the character of Finn, I just killed off Puck, and I don't think the characters could handle that many deaths at once. Just for Cory/Finn's memory. I'm sorry if you don't agree with this.

Enjoy

I walked down the hallway, hand in hand with Ryder. Everybody looked at us like we were both wearing clown costumes. No. Actually, we decided that since Marley and Jake want to start fucking again, that we would pretend we were.

I felt like the girl from Easy A, except I wasn't pretending to screw everyone in the school, I was pretending to screw Ryder.

Not my PROUDEST accomplishment, but it was still something. It was still making Marley VERY jealous.

I looked over at Jake and saw him winking at various people. "Ryder, cut it out." I whispered, nudging his side. He looked over at me and smiled.

"Kiss me." He whispered. I raised my eyebrow. "Excuse me?"

"Just do it. Everybody will think we're dating. Just kiss me." I shrugged and grabbed both sides of his face and pulled him closer.

His lips touched mine, and immediately I knew.

Marley's lips tasted WAY better. I still kept up the act and started kissing him with more passion.

"Guys, get a room." A familiar voice said. I pushed Ryder away and saw Jake standing there. He was smirking.

"What do want, dick head?" I asked, obviously pissed.

"Just to say that I'm very happy for you." He smiled and started to leave. "You should be! WE ARE SO IN LOVE!" I shouted.

Jake turned around and when he did, I slapped Ryder's ass as hard as I could. Ryder yelped, but pretended to like it.

"Oh Kitty. That was so.. Hot." He then proceeded to try and slap my ass back, but I grabbed his hand. "If you even try to slap my ass, I will kill you." I whispered.

Jake smirked and walked away from us.

I grabbed Ryder's hand again, but this time he was sweating. "Ryder, your hand is really sweaty.." I told him.

"I know.." He wiped it off on his shirt, and grabbed my hand again. "Happens every time I see Jake." He whispered.

I smiled. "That is so fucking cute I may cry." I pretended to wipe away a tear.

"I can't believe you!" I heard somebody scream. I looked up and saw Marley running over to us. I raised an eyebrow.

"Huh?" I asked, seeming confused. She took my hand and dragged me into another room.

"I thought you and I were together. I can't believe you'd cheat on me." She said, clearly pissed.

"I thought we were together too, that was until you grabbed my heart and stomped on it by taking Jake's side." I glared at her.

"HES MY BOYFRIEND, KITTY! I LIKE HIM, and I thought you liked me back."

"Well, Ryder is my boyfriend. And same goes for me, I thought you liked me too. But are you even hearing yourself?! Maybe you just want every guy and girl to yourself, no matter who you hurt. You're a SLUT Marley Rose. A SLUT!" I shouted, but was silenced by Marley slapping me across the face.

I cringed.

"Fuck Mar.." I almost fell to the ground in pain. She looked at me as if I was faking the pain.

"Oh calm down Kitty. You should be used to this by now, being the child of your father and all." She snapped.

As I got to my feet, I slapped Marley right back. "Just FUCK off! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN." I screamed.

"Gladly."

She went for the door, but when he hand grabbed the knob, she looked back at me. Now, whenever I try and remember this second, I can never quite figure out what happened here.

We locked eyes, and the next thing I knew, I was being pushed against the wall, Marley attacking my mouth with hers.

During Glee club, I stared at my phone the whole time. I was secretly texting Marley, but I just told people I was playing Celebrity Fat Booth.

So from now on, you're 'dating' Ryder, and I'm 'dating' Jake? Only, Jake, doesn't know that I'm faking it? XOX- Marley.

I looked to my side and smiled at Marley.

Yeah. And then for real, we're actually dating. I think it's dating if you're getting naked with each other, right? ;) -Kitty Kat.

Marley, out loud, started to laugh. Everybody looked at her like she was strange. She blushed and apologized.

KITTY! We are CERTAINLY NOT doing that. Kissing is NOT sex. Now, stop saying things like that. -M.

I grinned, and tried to play some tricks on her.

When you finally let me in your pants, oh boy. You WILL have such a great time, you may not be able to stand. Seriously though, I'm going to fuck you so hard.

I looked at Marley, and saw her eyes go wide. Her face flushed.

"Marley, are you okay?" Schuester asked.

"I'm f-" Marley squeaked out, but coughed. "I'm fine. I just have to go to the bathroom." She quickly left the room.

Fuck. You. -M.

I smirked and put my phone away.

Later that day, I was in the cafeteria with Ryder. He had his arm around me, and was eating carrots with the other arm.

Whenever he put one in his mouth, he'd try to feed it to me. Why he had a girlfriend, was beyond me.

"I didn't even know you guys liked each other. WEIRD." Brittany said, across from us. "But I totally ship you two. Ritty? Kyder? Whatever. You're cute together." She winked at me.

I looked at Ryder, puzzled. "You SHIP us? What does that even mean?"

"Shipping. To ship. It means that I want you guys together. Cannon means its happening. OTP, One true pairing. Seriously, do you guys NOT have tumblr? Even Lord Tubbington does. What fat cat says. He had 1000 followers." She said.

"O-kay?" I said.

"I'll have to admit, I used to ship you and Marley, but.." I almost spat out my water at that. Not because it was shocking to hear, but secretly, we WERE, as Brittany would say it, cannon.

"Same goes for Ryder and Jake. I thought you guys would be cute with them, it just wasn't meant to be I guess." Sugar commented, beside Brittany.

"Oh, yeah. And the way they ALWAYS sang duets? ADORABLE. Okay, new mission. Sorry Ritty, but you will have to break up. We want Karley and Jyder together now." Brittany told us.

I looked at Ryder and we both silently agreed.

"Well, actually. I'm sort of fucking Marley." I whispered. Sugar and Brittany's eyes went wide.

Ryder wasn't that surprised, I had told him after Glee club that day.

"No you aren't.. They're just making out." Ryder said. I smiled. "Okay, fine. We're making out. But anyways, Ryder wants to fuck Jake." I told them

"Who wants to fuck Jake?" We all turned around and saw Jake walking up to us.

"Uh.. Marley, duh!" Ryder shouted. "What about me?" Marley asked, walking up as well.

"You want to fuck me, apparently?" Jake said. Marley's eyes went wide, and she looked over at me. She mouthed the words, YOU CUNT.

Brittany and Sugar remained silent. They just stared at us, and shared the occasional giggle the entire lunch break.

By the end of the lunch, Brittany said that she was throwing a party. A KINKY party, so she said. Ryder and I agreed to both go, same with Jake and Marley.

"We are totally hooking Jyder up." Brittany whispered to me. I nodded and smiled at her.

"AND Karley.." Sugar pointed out, speed walking towards me.

I was getting ready for the party when I got the call.

"Kitty, something has happened." It was a voice I hadn't heard in so long.

My mother's voice.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"It's your father. He had a heart attack."

I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS CHAPTER!

The party WILL happen in the next chapter though. BIG things happen at the party.