Chapter 10:
AN (Authors; Note): U kno wat, I got me frand Alex 2 profreed dis so itz better dan other chaptahs and ye also skewl statred so im so soso sosos sorr 4 not updatig lol i luv u CUPFACES im so random 3 Alexa is so kewl! he just transpherd to mai skuewl frm the Paris county n hes emo but he likez scenic bi gurls XD hes rlly vool.
ALSO sorr last chaptah was short i ran out fo ideas loooololol
-Kathey (n now Alex 2!)
P.S. alex doesn;t reed n watch the same shows as me so sum parts mey b put og characters srry
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MEANWHILE IN DEAN;S ROOM
Castial walked into Dean;s hopitale room Dean was lying there peaceful and sleeping Cas was Deans brother so they;re not like together..…
«Oh hey Castial!» said Dean
«Hey Dean Winchester:» said Dean
«Longtime no see:» said Dean
«How our you?»
«Lindley, the girl that i;m love with said she doesn;t like pie so I fainted and now I;m in here lol»
BACK WITH BILBO, HARRY AND LINDLEY
«Wtf?» Bimbo and Harry explained surprisingly
«I love both of you! You;re both tall and handsom, I love you both so much. Lets stop fighting and cum (AN(AUTHRS NOTE) lol alex is punnyxdxd KAWAI im sp random lololol) back to my place and have bi:sexy?»
Suddenly the school principal, Dumbeldore, appeared out of a corner.
«I heard that?» He exclaimed calmly. «Students are not allowed to have sexy with each other! 2 weeks detention?»
«F*CK!?» we all screamed. My parents are gonna kill me once they find out.
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«YOU GOT WHAT?!» my mom, Mcgonnagol Potter, screamed.
«Its not a big deal!?» I screamed back at her.
«YES IT IS!?» My dad Smaug screamed
«Oh my god I hate you I wish you weren;t my parents?» I screamed and ran upstalrs Smeug, fisted frustradingly.
«What the f*ck is wrong with you loser?!» They screamed after me
«I hate my life so much»I whispered as I turned away slammed the door here I stand here I stay let the storm rage on the cold never bothered me anyway (authors note i,m really random lol sorry)
«Im sorry okay but Dumbledore is a Mean Girl?» (AM (author;s monday (an: Authors note) It;s monday DDD: i h7 nun day skewl sucked :( ew ew eweweweweweww (an (aturthors noteception xdxdxdxdxdxd))) zomg Mean Gurl XDXDXD bast mova ever (an: authors note) but i don;t rlly geet it /:/: )
«OMFG I H9 YOU PARENTS!» I screamed.
«GO TO YOUR FUCK*NG ROOM!» my parents unison-screamed ruthlessly.
«nO?» I lied
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I amwas going to my bedroom..!£!£`p!
5 Seconds (of Sumer)later(AN(XDAUTHORS NORTH) zOmfg lol xdxd 5sos is so guud 3y3 PICKACHOOSE U! SO RANDOM ROAWRxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx«)
i ran up the stairs
«I hate my life so much» i whispered as I turned away slammed the door here I stand and here I stay let the storm rage on never cold bothered me anyway. ((I LUV FROZEN (ATHEIST;S NOTES) i;m so random hahahahahhahaha=)
I picked up my rasor and begun cutting my wrists then licking the blood off because I wanted to commit suicide.
1 hour of summer later (AN) (authors notifications)(XDDDDDDDDDzomeg))
I was lying in my bed crying because I couldn;t commit suicide.
Suddenly I heard a rock being thrown at my window. I walked out and saw Bilbo standing under my window with a super pretty guitar.
Oh my god he is so cute!, I thought scenely.
«Lindley, I love you!:« He yelled from my backyard. He started playing a beautiful song in French (an(AUTHORS note): ALEXXXXXXXXXXX 3 3 hes from the french so he speeks it 3 3 ITS SO sExE LOL UR SEXE loljk jkjk or am i 3 anyway hes a poet so he wrote dis 3)
«mec cette conne pense que je suis un poète mais en fait je suis seulement en train de parler à propos de fesses. fesses. fesses. fesses. je hai ma vie. fesses. kathey (AN(authores note) LOL DAT ME NAME) est vraiment stupide litérallement, mon dieu..»
«Oh my god Bilbo?» I moaned.
«I wrote that for you 3« He replied.
«That was beautiful! I can;t believe you wrote that?»
«Your eyes inspirated me.»
«I;m grounded.»
«Why?»
«Because we got detention.»
«Ah. My parents don;t care¨¨»
«Mine do. So I;m grounded.»
«Can you sneak out? I actually came here to tell you that Ron;s having a party tonight, and maybe you;d like to go with me?»
«Oh my god of course!?»
I put on my sexiest dress EVER. We went out and had fun