The BlazBlue Talk Show

by XDANTE1

The characters of BlazBlue enter a talk show, where the host will be ME.

10. Episode 11

(I don't own BlazBlue or anything else mentioned, just this story… thingy)

The BlazBlue Talk Show

Episode 11

*In the studio, 10 minutes before the show*

Tao: "Please."

Hakumen: "No."

Tao: "Please, mew."

Hakumen: "No!"

Tao: "Pretty please, mew."

Hakumen: "For the last time: NO!"

Rachel: "Meat buns again?"

Hakumen: "What else?"

Azrael: "Have you guys seen Xdante? I wanna ask him about beating that bastard up to a bloody pulp." *pointing at Terumi*

Hakumen: "You can't. He's still part of this show. Xdante's in his room with Ragna and Noel by the way. He needed their opinion about something."

Luna: "I wonder what it is about."

Bang: "Obviously dating advices."

Litchi: "Don't rush into things Bang." *wondering* "You really think it's about that?"

Bang: "Everything is possible."

Luna: *annoyed* "Typical."

*in my room*

Xdante1: "So… what do you guys think?"

*Ragna and Noel looked at a lot of papers*

Ragna: *surprised* "And they're all asking you?"

Xdante1: "Seems that way."

Noel: "What will you do now?"

Xdante1: "Guess I have to ignore them for now or tell them to find someone else."

Ragna: "But you're doing a great job with this show. You could easily make these work just as well."

*the papers are from producers asking me to make other talk shows (not fan mail from girls)*

Xdante1: "Maybe but I really like you guys. If I accept, then I may have to call it quits to this show sooner than I thought and I really don't want that to happen. I may be speaking in the name of our viewers as well."

Ragna: "I see your point."

Noel: "What if these offers won't stand anymore when you're finished?"

Xdante1: "I don't care. I'll think of something. I really enjoy being with you guys."

*we gave each other a high five, then somebody knocks on the door and Lambda walks in*

Lambda: "We're ready to start."

Xdante1: "We're coming."

*back on stage*

Xdante1: "Roll the cameras!"

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*Intro music, lights flashing.*

*After that's over…*

Xdante1: "Greetings. Welcome to episode no. 11 of The BlazBlue Talk Show!"

Makoto: *pops champagne* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!"

Nu: *does the same* "YIIIIIIIPPPPPPIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

Tao: *also pops champagne* "YAAAAAAAAAYYYY, MEEEEEWW!"

Xdante1: (thought: where did they get those? On second thought, it maybe best not to know.) "Um… right. Thanks. Well let's get started because we got a lot of questions for today."

Tager: "Who are the first ones from?"

Xdante1: "johnnytheepicchhun. Ragna and Bullet, do you know about League of Legends?"

Ragna&Bullet: "Yeah. Why?"

Xdante1: "He says that Ragna has a big ass sword like Riven and Bullet looks almost like her. So, are you two like Riven?"

Ragna: "I don't think so. A lot of characters from games and anime have big swords. There is Dante and Nero from Devil May Cry, Allen from D. Gray-man, Ichigo from Bleach and so on. I don't think there's a connection just because of the big swords we have."

Bullet: *to Xdante1* "It's about my b***s, right?"

Xdante1: *nervously* "That too."

Terumi: "The perfect thing to watch! HEHEHEHEHE!"

*Bullet punched Terumi in the face*

Bullet: "Pervert. I admit that there is a similarity between us but that's it. We're nothing alike in any other aspect. People should also stop looking at my b***s!"

Litchi: "I agree."

Noel: "At least you 2 have something to look at!"

Ragna: "Calm down, Noel."

Noel: *calm* "Sorry."

Xdante1: "Let's move on. Jin, in high school he wondered about who would win in a fight between yourself and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. He also allows BOTH combat from MK9 and Injustice Gods Among Us."

Jin: "I can take him!"

Xdante1: "We'll find out next time when we'll be inviting Scorpion for a fight."

Tsubaki: *to Makoto* "Can I have it?"

Makoto: "Sure."

*she handed Tsubaki 2 small flags*

Tsubaki: *waving the flags, one saying Go Jin! and the other Yeah!* "GO JIN! YOU'RE THE BEST!"

Xdante1: "Just 2 things about this. 1. save this for next time and 2. Makoto, when did you make those?"

Makoto: *looks confused* "I don't understand the question."

Xdante1: "Uh… never mind. Next! To everyone here, what are your new year resolutions?"

Ragna&Noel: "Spend more time together."

*Carl, Makoto, Jin & Tsubaki made the same*

Bang&Litchi: "Get to know each other better."

Rachel&Kokonoe: "Kill Terumi!"

Tao: "What does res-o-lu-tion mean?"

*I whisper her the explanation*

Tao: "Oh. Eat more, meow!"

Luna: "Try to be a little nicer to others!"

Nu & Lambda: "Spend more time with our friends."

Azrael: "Have more fights!"

Terumi: "Screw with more people!"

Tager: "Relax more."

Bullet: "Get a guy!"

Makoto: *excited* "Who!?"

Bullet: *looking at Xdante1* "Well…"

Xdante1: (thought: oh no, not her too. Damn your stupid cameras, Kokonoe!) "Um… let's move on!"

Terumi: *to Xdante1* "Just f**k someone already! HEHEHEHEHE!"

Xdante1: "HAKUMEN!"

Hakumen: "Sure thing."

*he throws Terumi in the torture room*

Hakumen: *teasing* "By the way, mine is to help you get a girl."

Xdante1: "HEY!"

Litchi: "Next question?"

Xdante1: "It's a message saying when the show will be over I should let you all beat up Terumi AND I should do it too with you guys."

Rachel: "I think you should just watch. Besides, someone needs to film it while we're doing so."

Xdante1: "I agree. Moving on, Hakumen!"

*he brings back a scared Terumi*

Terumi: *while the others were smirking at him* "What?!"

Xdante1: *evil smile* "Nothing you need to be concerned about." *normal way* "Next! Everyone got a gift. A poro from LOL."

Every girl: "CUTE!"

Xdante1: "Next questions are from xxDarknessxx3. Well, the first is more like a request, which we will gladly deliver at the end of the show."

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada's asking what the request is."

Xdante1: "Terumi."

*everybody froze*

Xdante1: "Yep. xxDarknessxx3 says he's just adorable even with all his trolling, so we won't be having Terumi with us for the next 2 or 3 episodes."

Terumi: "WHAT?!"

Everybody else: "PARTY TIME!"

*a disco ball came down from the ceiling and music started playing*

Xdante1: "Nice tune but that's enough for now." *everything went back to normal* "We'll be having him with us today and then send Terumi to the viewer."

Terumi: "Don't I get to say something in this matter?!"

Everyone else: "NO!"

Xdante1: "So the question is for the couples. Thinking of having kids of your own one day?"

Ragna&Noel: "Yeah. We'd like a girl."

Jin&Tsubaki: "We'd like a boy."

Carl&Makoto: "A girl."

Bang&Litchi: "We'd like a kid but haven't really decided on the gender."

Terumi: "So you want more miserable people in your miserable lives! At least I'll be able to screw with them as well! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Xdante1: "HAKUMEN!"

Terumi: *panicked* "Oh no."

*Hakumen grabs Terumi and throws him in*

Azrael: "The nerve of that guy." *turning to the others* "Decided on a name yet?"

*besides Ragna and Noel everybody shook their heads*

Luna: "So, what will you name your kid if she'll be a girl?"

Ragna&Noel: "Saya."

Jin: *smiling* "Should have known."

Tsubaki: "Are you alright with this Noel?"

Noel: "Yep. It was actually my idea."

Ragna: *hugs and kisses Noel* "That's just one of the many reasons why I love you so much."

Xdante1: "Nice. Let's continue. Cosmo camellia sent more questions. Hakumen!"

*he brings back Terumi*

Xdante1: "Thanks. Her first question today is for me. Well, I'm really surprised now. So, if the torture room only hurts those who I want to then why not go in and watch Terumi suffer?"

Kokonoe: "That's actually a good question, why won't we?"

Xdante1: *embarrassed* "Because I haven't thought of that either. How silly of me. Oh well. At least my cameras in there still work."

Terumi: "WAIT! You record everything in there?!"

Xdante1: *evil grin, evil 'demonic' voice* "You bet. I made a compilation of your time in there. Everybody else will find it back at their home."

*everyone was surprised by the change in my voice and the atmosphere too*

Tao: *shaking* "X-guy was scary, mew."

Kokonoe & Bullet & Nu & Lambda: *grinning* "Sexy voice."

Xdante1: *shocked* "Why is this happening to me?" *normal way* "Anyway, next! Terumi, about your previous question from her (the one about locking him in the torture room until he gets a question), regarding your comment was that a complement or … ?"

Terumi: "Of course it was! It's great punishment and I just LOVE those! HAHAHAHA!"

Tager: "I'm guessing Xdante would have put you back in the room if you had said something else."

Xdante1: "That's for sure. Next! Terumi, why do you think you're the most interesting creature in the BlazBlue universe? If you WERE, then how come you don't have a girlfriend? She would actually want to be by your side and you would want her ALIVE."

Ragna: "HA! You've just been schooled! Nice points you have there Cosmo camellia."

Terumi: "I am the most interesting because I can survive anything! Well, almost anything. And why would I need a girlfriend?! She'd just be in my way. It's pointless! Having a girlfriend is a huge waste of precious time! HEHEHEHE!"

*Ragna, Noel, Jin, Tsubaki, Carl, Makoto, Bang, Litchi and even Ada gave Terumi a punch so strong that he flew back to where Hakumen was standing and landed at his feet*

Hakumen: "And you think you're smart."

Xdante1: "I hope that really hurt him. Next! Terumi, why must you comment on EVERYTHING about anyone when it's none of your business?"

Terumi: *crawling back into his seat* "Trolling! It's the best thing there is! HEHEHEHEHE!"

Rachel: *irritated* "Just shut up."

Terumi: "Make me! HAHAHAHA!"

Rachel: "SWORD IRIS!"

*lightning struck Terumi*

Rachel: "I believe that did the trick." *to Xdante1* "Please continue."

Xdante1: "Alright. Tsubaki and Jin, this is about the question earlier. If you two will have kids (in the future of course), what will be their names? Boy and girl name."

Jin: "Hm… if we had a boy, his name would be Jay."

Tsubaki: "I like it. If we had a girl, her name would be…"

Jin: "Tsuki."

Tsubaki: *surprised* "Jin, that's almost like my name."

Jin: "I know. It's not up for debate Tsubaki. I decided if we ever had a daughter that would be her name because I love you so much."

Tsubaki: *kisses Jin, blushing* "Thank you, Jin."

Jin: *hugging Tsubaki* "You don't need to thank me, Tsubaki."

Terumi: "Apparently she does! HEHEHEHE!"

Jin&Tsubaki: *irritated* "SHUT UP!"

Terumi: "Keep dreaming! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Xdante1: "HAKUMEN!"

*he throws Terumi in again*

Jin&Tsubaki: *to Xdante1* "Thanks!"

Xdante1: "Anytime. Next! I'm gonna ask this now since Terumi is in the torture room. Do we consider putting catnip in Terumi's clothes then pushing him into a ditch full of 'hungry' cats?"

Nu: "Not a bad idea! I'll get some for next time."

Lambda: "I'll get the cats!"

Kokonoe: "I'll be filming it!"

Xdante1: "Cool. Now let's bring him back. Hakumen!"

Hakumen: "On it."

*he brings back a terrorized Terumi*

Xdante1: "Next! Jin, do you hate Saya even more now since she (made Terumi) brainwash Tsubaki right in front of you?"

Jin: *irritated* "Since you put it that way, yeah, I do!"

Tsubaki: *sad* "Sorry."

Jin: *hugging her* "It's alright. You're not brainwashed anymore."

Terumi: "For now! HEHEHEHEHE!"

*Tsubaki punched Terumi hard in the face*

Tsubaki: "You'll never manipulate me again!"

Jin: *smiling* "That's my girl."

Noel: "Nice move, Tsubaki!"

Makoto: "Yeah!"

*everybody else agreed*

Tsubaki: *blushing* "Thanks guys!"

Xdante1: "There are a few other things here. Bang and Litchi, she's happy that you two are together now."

Bang: "Thank you!"

Litchi: "Really nice of you to say, thanks!"

Xdante1: "Jin and Tsubaki, she loves the story of how you two got together and the added bonus of Terumi trolling."

Jin&Tsubaki: "Thanks Cosmo camellia!"

Terumi: *irritated* "I hate that I had a hand in that!"

Noel: *teasing* "What's wrong, can't take a real complement?"

Terumi: *irritated* "Vermillion…"

Lambda: *teasing* "Who's the failure now?"

Terumi: *even more irritated* "I'm warning you!"

Ragna: *teasing* "How nice of you. You gave an early warning."

Terumi: "XDANTE!"

Xdante1: *while laughing like crazy* "HAHAHA… Alright, fine… HAHAHA…That's enough guys. Hah, I'm alright." *normal way* "Alright, next questions are from bigbook29. Hakumen!"

Hakumen: "Yeah?"

Xdante1: "Question for you: why are you so cool?"

Hakumen: "Because I look that way, have a nice armor; I am one of the strongest characters in BlazBlue and one of the legendary heroes. Plus, I got a badass creed and an awesome sword."

Terumi: "Not to mention that big ego of yours! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Hakumen: "Look who's talking!"

Terumi: *while looking in a mirror* "That's what I'm doing now! HAHAHAHA!"

Xdante1: "STOP!"

*silence*

Xdante1: "Thanks for the answer Hakumen."

Hakumen: "No problem."

Xdante1: "Next! Carl, has Ada ever caught you and Makoto having a moment?"

Carl: *embarrassed* "Yes. She sometimes even takes pictures of us making out!"

Makoto: *irritated* "Then she shows it to other people."

Ada: "…"

*Hakumen suddenly appears*

Hakumen: "She says she's only doing that because they're cute and shouldn't hide it."

Bang: "I remember some of those photos. You 2 really do look nice in them."

Carl: "Those are our private moments Master Bang!"

Bang: "Oh yes. Sorry."

Makoto: *to Carl* "Does she still have that album with us making out on every page?"

Carl: "Unfortunately."

Terumi: "I'll pay 500 bucks for it!"

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada says: Keep dreaming!"

Terumi: "I actually wanna look at the pictures themselves and then dream about them! HAHAHAHAHA!"

*Ada punched Terumi… again*

Xdante1: "Let's move on before this gets really out of hands. Luna, we'll need Sena for the next question."

Sena: "Yes?"

Xdante1: "Don't you feel embarrassed wearing that outfit?"

Sena: "I'm in a girl! I always feel embarrassed just because of that!"

Terumi: "Then let's switch! I'll gladly be in a girl! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Xdante1: "I had enough of you for a while. Hakumen!"

*he grabs and throws Terumi in the room again*

Xdante1: "Thank you."

Hakumen: "Anytime."

Xdante1: "Next! Oh, it's for Terumi. Hm… I'll need to put a communication device in there." *to Kokonoe* "Can you take care of it?"

Kokonoe: "No problem. It'll be done for the next episode."

Xdante1: "Good. Now, Hakumen!"

*he brings back Terumi twitching like crazy*

Xdante1: "Your question: were you always this crazy or did someone hurt you? He also adds 'Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push'. I'd like to say thank you for this Joker reference from The Dark Knight movie bigbook29."

Terumi: "Guy has a good taste in movies. To answer his question, as long as I can remember I always felt like there was a voice inside my head saying that I should do the things I do! And here I am! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Ragna: *sarcastic* "Charming." *to Xdante1* "Can we go on, now?"

Xdante1: "Yes. Next questions are from OrangeTabby101. She got new ones for us. Her first one is for Ragna, does Noel mind that you have white hair and fake arms?"

Ragna: "No. She says that she just loves my hair color because it's so unique. I do keep questioning her about my arms and she always says that she doesn't mind because she can't tell the difference. Plus, I can actually feel with them. I gotta admit Kokonoe did a great job."

Kokonoe: "Now this is new. Never thought you'd be saying those things even though I knew about it."

Noel: *hugging Ragna* "I'm glad he is able to hug me."

Ragna: *smiling* "It's the other way around now."

Terumi: "Enjoy while you can! HAHAHAHA!"

Xdante1: "HAKUMEN!"

*he grabs Terumi and throws him back into the torture room*

Ragna: "Thanks again."

Xdante1: "You're welcome. Next! Jin, in Continuum Shift you seemed completely oblivious to everything that's going on. You said 'what the hell are you talking about' more than three times."

Jin: "Well, things got pretty confusing there. Not to mention complicated."

Ragna: "Not just for you I might add."

Rachel: "We all had our fair share of complications regarding that matter."

Xdante1: "To be honest, every BlazBlue game can be quite confusing. It took me a week to figure out what was the case in Calamity Trigger. Moving on! Hakumen!"

*Terumi is brought back*

Xdante1: "Noel, does the fact that many people think you look slutty (not her or me) in Chrono Phantasma hurt your feelings?"

Noel: *tearing up* "They think I look slutty?"

Makoto: "Seems like a yes."

Xdante1: *panicked* "We all know what'll happen if she doesn't calm down and gets angry! Ragna, do something!"

Ragna: *hugging Noel* "Don't listen to them Noel. You know there's nothing wrong with you."

Noel: *calmed* "Well, I'm not perfect either."

Ragna: "But you ARE perfect for me."

Noel: "Thanks."

Terumi: "Cry baby! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ragna: "HELL'S FANG!"

*Ragna punched Terumi with his fist glowing purple and then a monster head bit him*

Xdante1: "He deserves it. Thanks for averting disaster Ragna."

Ragna: *still hugging Noel* "I enjoyed it."

Xdante1: "Next! Rachel, she says that her previous question was dumb so here is something else. Are you obsessed with roses?"

Rachel: "I simply believe they are beautiful and the most delicate flower ever. It suits my kind perfectly."

Terumi: "You could have just said yes! HAHAHAHA!"

Rachel: "How irritating."

Xdante1: "There is something else for you. Is Gii more annoying than Nago?"

Rachel: "Yes, he is. That is why he gets more punishment than Nago. Sometimes both of them are just asking to be punished."

Tao: "Are we talking about the flying meat? Can Tao eat it?"

Rachel: "As amusing as that would be, I still need him as a servant and the thing to relieve me from stress."

Xdante1: "Alright. Next! Tao, do you realize that the outfit you're wearing is extremely short? Doesn't anyone ever bother you about that?"

Tao: "No, X-guy. Tabby Girl is right that my outfit is short but nobody ever bothered me about it."

Bullet: "Not even Kagura?"

Tao: "No, meow."

Terumi: "We have another slut here! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

*Tao slashed Terumi*

Tao: "You're mean!"

Terumi: "I know! Thanks! HAHAHAHA!"

Xdante1: "ENOUGH!"

*silence*

Xdante1: "Good. Next! Carl, do you wear glasses to look smart or do you actually need them?"

Carl: "Well, I did need them when I was back at the academy but not anymore. It's actually needed to fully understand Ada. Plus, Makoto really likes it."

Makoto: "It makes you look even cuter." *gives Carl a kiss on his cheek*

Litchi: "I think you look smarter with those on Carl."

Carl: "Thank you Miss Litchi."

Terumi: "Whore knows best, right?! HAHAHAHAHA!"

*Bang and Ada punched Terumi*

Litchi: *hugs Bang* "Thank you."

Bang: *blushing* "No problem."

Litchi: "You too, Ada."

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada says anytime."

Xdante1: "Next! Litchi, is Linhua a good worker and have you ever thought of hiring other people?"

Litchi: "Yes, she is a really big help. I don't need to hire anybody else though. My clinic isn't that big and Linhua is all the help I need."

Terumi: "I'm pretty sure she can 'help' you! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Xdante1: "Hakumen!"

*he grabs Terumi and throws him in again*

Litchi: *to Xdante1* "Thanks."

Xdante1: "Sure thing. Next! Bang, your voice can be really annoying in the game sometimes. Have you ever thought about turning it down a bit?"

Bang: "I CAN'T! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK! I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE AS PASSIONATE AS I CAN BE!"

Everybody else: "BANG!"

Bang: "I did it again, huh?"

Azrael: *while holding on to his ears* "And I thought I'm merciless."

Tao: "Scruffy Man can be really loud."

Xdante1: *still holding onto his left ear* "I thought we never have to go through that again. Boy, was I wrong. Let's just keep going. Hakumen!"

*he brings back Terumi, who was also holding his ears*

Terumi: "The ninja guy was so loud that it felt like I never left my place here!"

Xdante1: "Yeah. Next! Tager, do you get paint jobs? You are a robot after all."

Tager: "No, I don't. My robot parts are originally red. Except for the ones that are not of course."

Luna: *surprised, to Kokonoe* "Where did you get red robot parts?"

Kokonoe: "Special, permanent paint. My own creation."

Xdante1: "Interesting. Next! Hakumen!"

Terumi: "Hey, I didn't say anything now!"

Xdante1: "I know. He got a question."

Terumi: *embarrassed* "Oh."

Hakumen: "Yeah?"

Xdante1: "How the hell do you breathe?"

Ragna: "That's a good question. I'm curious too."

*everyone else nodded in agreement*

Hakumen: "My mask can filter oxygen from the atmosphere. It functions as a gas mask and I always keep it activated to breathe."

Kokonoe: "Interesting. I'd like to examine it sometime."

Terumi: "Just put it on! It'll cover your ugly face! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Kokonoe: "Shut up!"

Terumi: "Why should I?! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Xdante1: "BECAUSE I SAY SO!"

*quiet*

Xdante1: "Alright. Next! Terumi, you are one of her favorite characters, no matter how b**** you are. Was it fun to invade Tamagahara?"

Terumi: "Thank you! And yes! I had a blast! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Rachel: "I will never understand this world."

Terumi: "People just gotta love me!"

Nu: "Oh, I get it." *to Xdante1* "Nice joke, but let me see what it really says." *snatches the card from Xdante1, shocked* "Oh my. It really does say that."

Xdante1: *snatches back the card* "Do you really think I can make something like that up?"

*everyone stayed silent*

Terumi: "I thought you could!"

Xdante1: *facepalms* "I'm not surprised. Next! Tsubaki, are you blind now or can you control the power of Izayoi?"

Tsubaki: "Of course not. I already said that earlier and no, I can't control Izayoi but I'm not using it either. I got Jin to protect me now."

Terumi: "Like that'll be enough! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Jin: "ARCTIC DAGGER!"

*Jin sent an ice attack at Terumi*

Tager: "Next question?"

Xdante1: "Makoto, isn't that miniskirt you wear uncomfortable?"

Makoto: "Nah. It's pretty good for fighting giving me more mobility." *gets closer to Carl* "Plus my little Carl loves it. Right Carl?"

Carl: *blushing* "Of course! You look great in everything."

Terumi: "Then don't wear anything to be ugly! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Carl: *to Xdante1* "May I?"

Xdante1: "Of course."

Carl: "Thank you. MR. HAKUMEN!"

Hakumen: "Throw the bastard in again?"

Carl: "Yes, please."

*I nod, Terumi's grabbed and thrown in the torture room again*

Makoto: *hugging Carl tightly* "Thank you, Carl."

Carl: "Anytime."

Xdante1: "OK. Next! Valkenhayn!"

*he comes on stage next to Rachel*

Valkenhayn: "Yes sir?"

Xdante1: "You got a question. What do you do when you're not doing stuff for Rachel?"

Valkenhayn: "I usually tidy up the Alucard Castle and keep everything in check. I also play poker sometimes with other people."

Rachel: "Interesting. I didn't know you enjoy that card game Valkenhayn."

Valkenhayn: "Oh, it's only a hobby my lady."

Ragna: "So that's all you do? Serve the Rabbit, clean her castle and play poker when she doesn't need you?"

Valkenhayn: "Yes." *to Xdante1* "If that is all sir, I shall be taking my leave back to the staff."

Xdante1: "Alright and thanks."

*Valkenhayn bows and leaves the stage*

Azrael: "What a polite guy."

Xdante1: "Yeah. Moving on. Hakumen!"

*he brings back a scared Terumi*

Xdante1: "Thank you. Luna, you are very loud and a b**** sometimes and it can be very irritating. Someone of your age shouldn't be acting like this. The question: what's with the school get up? Your outfit looks like it's from a middle school anime, except for the wings of course."

Luna: "Luna's loud so people can hear her! Not many people listen to kids my age so Luna ensures people will listen to her!"

Azrael: "That makes sense, but what about the b**** part?"

Luna: "It's who I am! I will always call Ragna a pedophile if I have to!"

Ragna: "Well you're nothing but a snot nose little brat!"

Luna: "Says Ragna the Pedo-edge!"

Xdante1: "STOP IT OR YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO THE TORTURE ROOM!"

*silence*

Xdante1: "Fine. Now answer the question Luna."

Luna: "This outfit is nice; makes Luna look cute and innocent."

Jin: "Is that your answer to everything?"

Luna: "What if it is you perv?!"

Jin: "Watch your mouth!"

Luna: "You'll still be a perv!"

Xdante1: "LUNA!"

Luna: *sadly* "Luna's sorry to both Jin and Ragna."

Jin&Ragna: "Apology accepted. We're sorry too."

Xdante1: "At least some people can act civilized. Next! Sena is needed again."

Sena: "Twice in one episode? New record."

Xdante1: "Have you ever stood up to Luna and told her to shut up?"

Sena: "As a matter of fact, I have."

Bang: "Are you referring to the incident that happened a few months ago?"

Sena: "Yes. I'm not gonna talk about it."

Litchi: *to Bang* "What exactly happened?"

Bang: "Let's just say they had a long argument about a nightgown. It's embarrassing just to remember."

Lambda: *to Bang* "How do you know about it?"

Bang: "I was walking by and I heard everything."

Xdante1: "I think that's enough on that matter. Now, we need Trinity."

*Luna looses consciousness and Trinity appears behind her glowing in a bright light*

Trinity: "Yes?"

Xdante1: "If you could, would you travel back in time and beat the s*** outta Terumi?"

Trinity: "Of course. I would beat him up like c**p!"

Terumi: "HA! Like I'd ever let that happen!"

Trinity: "Oh, I know you're scared of me. SO SHUT THE F**K UP!"

*everybody froze while she disappeared and Luna woke up*

Luna: *irritated* "Why is Luna always missing the good stuff?!"

Xdante1: "I'll show you after the show. Next! Lambda, she cried when you died in the video game; and I cried when you died in the anime might I add. Do you still hold a grudge against Terumi?"

Lambda: "It's not a grudge." *flames came up behind her and in her eyes* "IT'S PURE HATRED!"

Terumi: "I did a better job than I thought! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Lambda kicks him in the face hard while having her armor on*

Lambda: "I CAN'T STAND HIM! DIE!" *she points all of her swords at his throat*

Nu: "SIS!"

Lambda: *takes seat and calms down* "Sorry."

Bullet: "I actually wanted to see you finish him."

Rachel: "It would have been excellent."

Xdante1: "You had every right to do that and I liked it too, but still, no killing. Next! Nu, when did you decide to change from the crazy yandere mode?"

Nu: "Oh, it happened a while back. Nu got help from Lambda and Noel. After seeing Ragna and Noel together, Nu thought it's time to move on. Of course, Professor Kokonoe helped Nu with some therapies. Now Nu is great!"

Luna: "So… you were a yandere?"

Nu: "I certainly acted like one. But not anymore. Although…" *turns to Xdante1* "…if a certain 'someone' wants me to become 'his' yandere, I wouldn't mind."

Xdante1: (thought: what the hell?!) "Uh… next! Azrael, are you a vampire?"

Azrael: "No, of course not."

Terumi: "You're more like a Terminator! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

*silence*

Terumi: "No remarks?"

Xdante1: "You do know that was a complement, right?"

Terumi: "It was?"

Azrael: "Yep. Really nice of you to say. Thanks." (thought: Never thought I'd say this to him.)

Terumi: *irritated* "DAMN IT!"

Rachel: "Seems he's losing his touch."

Xdante1: "About time. Next! Bullet, she really likes your fighting style. Do you think you can beat Terumi if you put your mind to it?"

Bullet: "Thanks OrangeTabby101. And heck yeah! Want me to prove it?"

Xdante1: "No thanks."

Bullet: "Well, if you need ANYTHING like that or something else, you know where to find me." *wink*

Xdante1: (thought: is she hitting on me?!) *nervous* "Um… sure."

Terumi: "No one can beat me, so keep dreaming whore! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

*Azrael punched Terumi*

Xdante1: "Nice left hook."

Azrael: "Thanks."

Xdante1: "Amane!"

*Amane walks on stage*

Amane: "Yes?"

Xdante1: "Question: why does Bullet hate you? Tabby heard that you taught her military troop dancing."

Amane: "She hates me?"

Bullet: "Yeah! And the reason is there! I hate military troop dancing!"

Amane: "You certainly weren't complaining when I taught you!"

Bullet: "Because you took my weapons and wouldn't give them back until I did so!"

Amane: "Oh, so it's my fault that you're such a b**** to me now!"

Bullet: "That's the case from where I'm standing! And you're the b**** with the way you dress!"

Amane: "Well you're a-"

Xdante1: "SHUT UP OR IT'S THE TORTURE ROOM!"

*cricket chirping*

Xdante1: "I SAID SHUT IT!"

*silence*

Xdante1: "Good. Thanks Amane and Bullet for the discussion."

*still throwing daggers at each other with their sights*

Xdante1: *evil 'demonic' voice* "That… is…enough!"

Bullet&Amane: *shaking in fear* "Yes sir."

*Amane leaves back to the staff*

Bullet: "Still sexy voice."

*Nu, Lambda and Kokonoe nodded in agreement*

Xdante1: "I'm never gonna understand girls. Whatever. Next! Ignis, please come here!"

*Hakumen escorted Ignis next to Ada*

Xdante1: "Your question: would you ever be a different color?"

*she shook her head*

Terumi: "I think blood would suit her well! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

*Ada, Carl and Makoto punched Terumi in the face*

Xdante1: "Idiot. Next! Ada, do you intimidate people with those eyes?"

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada says only when it's necessary."

Tager: "She can intimidate with her eyes?"

Makoto: "She sure can. Believe me; you don't want to be on the receiving end of that."

Terumi: *sarcastic* "Oh no, a lifless doll is staring at me. HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

*Ignis punched Terumi hard*

Carl: "Nice one, mom!"

Makoto: "Good move, Mrs. Clover!"

*Ignis gave both Carl and Makoto a hug*

Xdante1: "Next! Relius got a question, but due to some nasty injuries he received not too long ago he can't answer. Fortunately, I think Carl can answer it for him. What color are your father's eyes? They look like white slits in his character art work."

Carl: "They're actually brown."

Terumi: "I always thought they were purple."

Carl: "No. They're brown."

Terumi: "Then why did he tell me they're purple?"

Carl: "He doesn't like to tell the truth about that. I don't know why, though."

Xdante1: "Weird. Next! I got a question. Have I ever thought of letting Terumi have his fun just for 1 episode?"

Terumi: "Of course you have!"

Xdante1: "Yes, I have. Then I quickly threw it out the window."

Terumi: "Why?!"

Xdante1: "If I let you have your 'fun' for an entire episode, then you would be even worse afterwards."

Rachel: "I agree."

Terumi: "What can I say?! That's so true! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Ragna: *to Xdante1* "I'm glad you're not letting him do that."

Xdante1: "Me too. Next! To everyone, do you guys like your roles in BlazBlue?"

Terumi: "Love it!"

Rachel: "It's alright."

Kokonoe: "It's ok."

Tao: "Great, mew."

Ragna: "I got too much s**t happening to me but it could be worse."

Noel: "It's alright but I just feel too helpless from time to time and there's the Mu-12 incident too."

Jin: "I hate being the crazy psycho of the show. Besides that, it's bearable."

Tsubaki: "I don't like the fact that I'm getting blind."

Carl: "I'm shown too weak and dependant on Ada."

Makoto: "I like it."

Nu: "They made me too yandere."

Lambda: "Killed me off too soon."

Tager: "Not bad."

Bullet: "It's fine."

Azrael: "I want to be in more fights."

Bang: "Made me too dumb, other than that, it's alright."

Litchi: "I hate my downfall."

Luna: "Too little screen time!"

Hakumen: "Should have made me more badass."

Xdante1: "Most of you gave obvious answers. Tabby sent giftbags for everyone. Boys get cologne, girls get perfume and Terumi got random torture items. NEVER USE THEM DURNG THE SHOW!"

Terumi: *annoyed* "Fine."

Everybody: "Thanks Orangetabby101."

Xdante1: "Next questions are from edgezoidslayer. Hakumen!"

Hakumen: "Yeah?"

Xdante1: "It's a similar question that once Ragna received. If you had to choose, who would you fight out of these 3 'people'? 1. Vergil (a.k.a. Nelo Angelo) from Devil May Cry 2. Yoshimitsu from Tekken or 3. Baiken from Guilty Gear."

Hakumen: "Hmm… I'd take on all of them."

Jin: *to Xdante1* "Is that a valid answer?"

Xdante1: "I never said he had to make 1 decision."

Tager: *to Hakumen* "Why do you want to fight all of them?"

Hakumen: "Vergil is a demonic threat that wants to gain unlimited power no matter what the cost may be, Yoshimitsu is a demonic entity that has to be stopped and Baiken is blinded by vengeance and can go on insane massacres. They all need to face justice."

Xdante1: "Good points. Next! Terumi, you received a perfume."

Terumi: "Thank you. I'll use this tonight." *important message: this perfume causes strange behavior in cats*

Xdante1: *holding back laughter* "Yep. You do that." *normal way* "Next! What are your favorite music genres everyone?"

Ragna&Jin&Azrael: "Rock, pop and techno!"

Noel & Nu & Lambda & Tsubaki & Makoto: "Pop, dance, electronic and romantic!"

Rachel: "Classical."

Kokonoe: "Electric and techno."

Tager: "Classical."

Bang&Litchi: "Dance!"

Bullet: "Rock, rap, pop and hip-hop!"

Carl: "Classical, pop and dance! Ada likes classical and dance."

Hakumen: "Rock."

Luna: "Rock and pop."

Tao: "Anything that Tao can sleep to."

Terumi: "Heavy metal!"

Xdante1: "Nice. If anyone is interested mine is popular. It involves almost everything except metal. Next! Kokonoe, why do hate Jubei so much?"

Kokonoe: "Because he's never around when he's really needed! Plus, he never even came to me ONCE for years! He's the worst father in history!"

Tager: "He did come to this show not long ago."

Kokonoe: "Only because he came up in Ragna's question! He's nowhere around here now!"

Terumi: "Who needs him?! I'm way better! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kokonoe: "As if! You're probably the only one in the entire universe who is worse than him!"

Terumi: *sarcastic* "Oh, now you've gone and hurt my feelings. NOT! HEHEHEHEHE!"

Xdante1: "QUIET!"

*silence*

Xdante1: "Good. Next! Ragna, which of Noel's outfit do you like the most?"

Ragna: "When she's wearing black jeans with red high heeled boots, a red shirt and a black jacket."

Noel: "Ragna bought me those clothes not long ago. I like them too."

Terumi: "You really are a cry baby if Rags is dressing you up! HAHAHAHA!"

*Terumi got shot in the face by one of Noel's guns*

Lambda: "That's what they call a headshot!"

Xdante1: "Have you been playing with one of my RE games again?"

Lambda: *sweetly* "Maybe."

Xdante1: *nervous* "I'll take that as a yes." *normal way* "Whatever. Next question! We'll need Trinity again."

*Luna looses consciousness and Trinity appears again*

Trinity: "How may I help you?"

Xdante1: "The question is for you and Terumi. Do you know a guy named Kazuma Kuvaru? Because he is in the public."

Trinity&Terumi: "Of course."

Trinity: "He can't be in public. He's long gone."

Terumi: "Even I wouldn't like it if he was here."

Xdante1: "Well, I don't know where he is but as long as he keep things on the down low it's fine by me."

*Luna wakes up and Trinity vanishes*

Xdante1: "Next! Nu, it's about that giant sword you use as a weapon. Have you ever thought of merging with it?"

Nu: "I can't really do that. I wouldn't even know how to move with that thing. It's good the way I'm using it now."

Lambda: "Same goes for me before anybody else ask."

Xdante1: "Alright. Valkenhayn!"

*he appears next to Rachel*

Valkenhayn: "You called sir?"

Xdante1: "Yes. Do you like to serve Rachel or can she annoy you sometimes?"

Valkenhayn: "It is a privilege to serve the young lady and she never, as you put it, annoys me."

Rachel: "I wasn't expecting anything less of an answer from you Valkenhayn."

Valkenhayn: "Thank you, my lady."

Terumi: "I hope you lick the vampire bitches boots too! HEHEHEHEHE!"

*Valkenhayn turns his head into a wolf and bites Terumi*

Valkenhayn: "He tastes like garbage." *to Xdante1* "If that is all sir, I shall be going."

Xdante1: "OK."

*he bows and leaves*

Xdante1: "edgezoidslayer says congratulations to the couples."

Ragna&Noel&Jin&Tsubaki&Carl&Makoto&Bang&Litchi: "Thanks!"

Xdante1: "That's all the questions for now but there 2 more things here. The first one."

*Terumi's car is brought in*

Terumi: "Why is my car here?!"

Xdante1: "SonicMaster95 got a challenge for you. Open the trunk."

*he did as I said and was taken aback by the sight*

Terumi: *happy* "IT'S FULL OF BOILED EGGS!"

Xdante1: "Yep. The challenge is-"

Terumi: "HAPPY DAY!"

*he starts eating them, everybody else just looks stunned*

Xdante1: "Hey… I didn't… wait… oh for the love of… STOP ALREADY!"

*he did but also fell on his back, I checked the trunk and there was 1 egg left*

Tao: "Green Guy sure likes eggs, mew."

Tsubaki: *to Xdante1* "What was the challenge again?"

Xdante1: "I never told him. Before I do, let's welcome SonicMaster95!"

*he walks on stage*

SonicMaster95: "Hi guys!"

Everybody else: "Hi!"

SonicMaster95: "About the challenge, there were 4 special eggs there that Terumi needed to find." *takes the egg Xdante1 had* "Looks like this is the one with my secret ingredient in it."

Terumi: *confused, still unable to move* "What does that mean?"

Xdante1: "Since you didn't find it, you won't get $100 from SonicMaster95."

Bullet: "Sucks to be him."

Kokonoe: "I am curious about the other eggs."

SonicMaster95: "See the wire in his mouth?"

*everybody nodded and Terumi just only noticed*

Carl: "What does that do?"

Xdante1: "It released a gas in his car giving it a stench worse than a 100 skunks."

Terumi: "WHAT THE HELL!?"

*everybody laughed*

Luna: "HA! You got screwed!"

Lambda: "And the other eggs?"

SonicMaster95: "He ate a tenga egg, meaning he now owes everyone in the building $25."

Terumi: "WHAT!?"

Makoto: *while taking Terumi's wallet* "I got his wallet!"

*she gave everyone in the building their share*

Makoto: *to Terumi* "Looks like you can still pay 7 people."

Ragna: "I'm really interested in the last egg."

SonicMaster95: "You'll love it, because that just paralyzed his nerves."

Azrael: "Oh, so that's why he fell back."

Xdante1: "Yeah but that's not all. Since this happened all of you can hit him 5 times anywhere you want. Ragna you can hit him 7 times. Hakumen!"

*he chained Terumi to a wall*

Xdante1: *handing popcorn to SonicMaster95* "You want some?"

SonicMaster95: "Sure."

Xdante1: "BEGIN!"

*the following scene has been removed due to some nasty hits (doesn't mean you can't imagine it)*

Jin: "That was fun!"

Bullet: "You can say that again!"

*Terumi was still paralyzed and chained to the wall with bruises all over his face and he looked like a mess*

Terumi: *painfully* "Can I… come down… now?"

SonicMaster95: "I'm done, so fine by me."

Xdante1: "I have another treat for him so not yet. edgezoidslayer has 1 more question for you."

Terumi: "Fine. Ask away."

Xdante1: "What would you say if 7 characters from other universes were here just to beat the s**t out of you?"

Terumi: "They're not here now, so even if they come the next time I'd just kick their sorry asses! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Litchi: *smirking, to Xdante1* "You left this question for last for a reason, right?"

SonicMaster95: "Now I see why you didn't let him go."

Xdante1: "Yep. Your answer doesn't matter Terumi. They're already here."

Terumi: *panicked* "WHAT THE F**K?!"

Xdante1: "7 of the most popular villains are here to punch you in the face until their fists start to bleed because they hate you so much."

Kokonoe: *preparing camera, smiling like crazy* "Christmas came really early this year!"

Bullet: *preparing camera, smiling* "This'll be awesome!"

Ragna: *excited* "I can't wait any longer! Please tell us who these villains are Xdante!"

Xdante1: "Our first villain is Nightmare from Soul Calibur."

*he walks up to Terumi*

Xdante1: "Next is Ganondorf from Zelda."

*also walks to Terumi*

Xdante1: "Then we have Metal Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog!"

*walks to Terumi*

Xdante1: "Our next guest is Vergil from Devil May Cry!"

*Vergil walks to Terumi with his sword (Yamato) unsheathed*

Terumi: *panicked* "Hey Vergil. No hard feelings about that dummy sword, right?"

Vergil: *pointing his sword to Terumi's throat* "Wrong."

Xdante1: "Terumi just doesn't know the limits. Oh well. Next is Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7!"

*he walks up to Terumi*

Xdante1: "We also have Sigma from Mega Man X!"

*also walks up to Terumi*

Xdante1: "Last but definitely not least, here is Albert Wesker from Resident Evil!"

*walks to Terumi*

Terumi: *panicked* "Hi Wesker. No hard feelings on that fake virus incident, right?"

*Wesker only growled at him*

Tager: "I'm surprised that he trolled other people from other universes."

Kokonoe: *filming* "Who cares. This is gonna be golden!"

Makoto: "That reminds me." *hands the villains each $25 from Terumi's wallet*

Terumi: "HEY!"

Rachel: *smirking* "They were in the building when it happened."

SonicMaster95: *while drinking soda* "Yeah, I'll allow it."

Xdante1: "Alright villains! He's all yours!"

*the following scene has been removed due to severe violence, blood and gore*

*the 'beating up' will be shown in Kokonoe's and Bullet's tapes (and sent to those who want a copy)*

*1 hour later*

*Terumi is unconscious*

Xdante1: "Well, that's it for that. Thanks for coming guys."

*the villains leave*

SonicMaster95: "They didn't even say goodbye."

Bang: "They are villains after all."

SonicMaster95: "Good point."

Xdante1: "Well that's all for today. Thanks for watching us again and sorry for the long wait for this. I just have a lot do so it'll take a while for me to upload episodes but don't worry, I will continue this. As always keep sending reviews and questions. Your turn, guys!"

BlazBlue cast (except Terumi): "Bye! Please read and review!"

SonicMaster95: "Goodbye!"

Xdante1: "Bye!"

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*Ending song*

*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*

*outside the studio*

Xdante1: *to the delivery guy* "I'd like to send this person to this address." *hands Terumi to him and gives address*

Delivery guy: *confused* "Okay… I'll get him there right away." *leaves with Terumi*

SonicMaster95: *while walking back to the others* "No Terumi for 2 or 3 episodes. What now?"

Xdante1: *smiling* "We do what the others started during the show."

*opens door to the stage*

Xdante1: "PARTY TIME!"

*disco ball drops from the ceiling and music starts playing*

Everybody else: "YEAH!"