Aro's POV
I called everyone over. I just got a phone call from Wife Swap, so I'm going to tell everyone about it now. "Hey," I shouted. "Guys get in here!"
"We're right here you idiot!" Cauis politely pointed out.
"Oh," That's right, I already called them. "So, anyway I signed us up for a reality TV show that was so funny that I found!"
"Why?" Jane asked. I think she was jealous. (Read my friend Yellow911's story "Aro's World A Bomb In Nation to really get most of these jokes.)
"Cuz. And guess what, Marcus!"
"What?" I imagined Marcus saying.
"We got paired with our beloved friends the Cullens!"
"What do you mean 'paired with'?" Alec asked, but I imagined it was Marcus.
"It's a show where two families switch lives!"
"What? We have to switch lives with the Cullens? That's not funny at all!" Jane yelled at me.
"No, that's not funny. I meant wives not lives," I explained.
"So... Sulpicia and Esme switch? For how long?" Alec asked. I've always liked that boy. He's the only one sane here.
"Bye!" Cauis said, walking out the door.
"Where are you going?" I asked excitedly. "Pick me up some tacoz!"
"I'm gonna get tacos!"
"Then where are you going?"
"Cuba!"
"Oh."
"Wait! You can't leave! You're part of this family, too!"
So Cauis stayed.