Killjoy: You know Gaara I'm glad you agree because you might have to as well. (Killjoy pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Zaara in the neck).
Zaara: (Pulls out Dart) You asshole. I'm going to get you!
Killjoy: Sorry its not personal man but I must follow my mistress's orders I tried to tell you its less painful this way I didn't get hurt I even Got a nice Loving kiss.
Zaara: Do I'm a fighter to the day I go. They better drag me away kicking and … screaming.
Zaara passes out from the tranquilizer.
Gaara: so who do I get to be with and submit to?
Killjoy: Well it's not final but it should be Vida.
Gaara: Shouldn't be too bad at least I get to be loved.
Killjoy: You're taking this affably well.
Gaara: I have seen my sister when she really wants something.
Killjoy takes out a phone.
Killjoy: Hello mistress we have him come to pick us up please.
Over the phone.
Kyubi: Good boy we will be there in 10 minutes.
Up in heaven.
Kami: Oh a betrayal although a understandable one hahahahaha this is the best
Also Naruto has the equivalent of Kyubi inside him. Alucard is truly a foe to be feared.
Human/ Vampire speech
Vampire/human thought
Demon/Boss speech
Boss/Demon/thought
Enjoy the show
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(Training ground 7)
The two weeks of vacation were up and over so Team 7 was back together to train. While all that had happened Yoko had gotten a job at the Raman stand thanks to Ayame. Razen would start at the academy along with Konohamaru, Udon, Hanabi, and Moegi who called themselves the N-corps. Misato didn't want to be a ninja so she was enrolled in a non-Shinobi school. She hung out with the N-crops and even though she wasn't a Shinobi could still give Hanabi a good run for her money.
Team 7 were currently working on the jutsu they knew. Kakashi and Seras both agreed not to teach them anything else until they had semi mastery over the Jutsu they already knew. Sasuke and Naruto was the one they were truly watching. Over the last two weeks Sasuke had come out of his shall of anger and started to work well with others. He had some up with a few new fire style Jutsu, but his favorite was Fire style: Phoenix arrow. It had been labeled as a high c-ranked jutsu because while it had mass destructive power it only went in one direction. He had also come to good terms with Sakura, but she still watched him as if he would pull something stupid.
"Alright Naruto-kun show us a combo you made," said Seras sitting in a tree with her legs crossed.
Naruto smirked at her as she blow him a kiss. Kakashi and the others didn't have a problem with them dating, but a few people in the village were pissed that Naruto was with his female sensei thanking it wasn't right. They didn't give a damn, because they cared for each other.
Naruto created a reinforced clone that he charged at. The clone knew its fate and stood ready. "Earth style: great spikes Jutsu," said Naruto launching over 30 spikes at the clone. The clone moved out the way only to find himself caught from underground. He looked down to see Naruto smirking at him before 'he' went up like a balloon. Sasuke smirked. Naruto loved to use the exploding clone, but he had twicked it and made a shiriken version of it without the exploding notes.
"Impressive work Naruto. Distract your enemy with only about a third of your jutsu strength and then using an exploding clone that also used the head hunter Jutsu without hand signs or verbal command. Your getting good," said Kakashi eye smiling at Naruto.
"Thanks Kakashi-sensei," said Naruto.
In the last few days Kakashi had calmed down around Yoko. He no longer showed open hostility towards her, but his dislike was still in the air. The Council and Hokage had learned of it and it was not pretty.
Flashback
Yoko and Naruto sat in their seats near Haishi and Tsume. The civilian Council was on about the Shinobi budget and trying to get Sasuke married of to a good family. Yoko was board and one of her tails popped out and so did her ears. A civilian saw this and screamed.
"KYUBI!!" He yelled out.
Everyone turned to look at Yoko who tried to cover them up. "Looks like the fox is out of the bag," said Yoko waving at them.
"How did you get out of my weapon," said Danzo
"None of your damn buisne… Did you just call me a weapon?" asked Naruto making Danzo look foolish.
"Not the point," said Danzo.
"Like my mate said none of your business," said Yoko showing him the Hellsing mark on her neck.
"Whatever the point is that we now have the most powerful demon free. We could conquer the elemental Nations with ease now," said Haruno
"We could also make a whore house just for her so a lot of men could relieve themselves after a long mission," said a civilian making Yoko hide behind Naruto in fear.
"Naruto-kun," said Yoko in fear
"That is enough! We haven't even let her say her peach and you fools are already to let the villagers have her. If anything happened to her I swear to God I'll level this village," said Naruto making many gasp.
"Alright, but the villagers will have to kn…" started Danzo only to be cut off by Naruto.
"The villagers don't have to knew shit! If anyone outside the council learns of this I swear I'll take a match and burn this mother fucker down," said Naruto.
"Very well, but we would like an account of why she attacked," said Haishi in a clam voice. The clans even though they were beat respect the Kyubi. After all it's not everyday a worthy opponent fights you.
"Thank you Hyuga-san," said Yoko as she took the floor and told the Council what she had told team 7.
(Flashback end)
Most of the Council was still pissed, but backed off knowing Naruto would be pissed if they persuaded her in any form or fashion.
"Alright everyone gather up were about to teach you a b-ranked earth Jutsu. Earth and Fire fusion style: Raising Dragon jutsu," said Kakashi ding the hand signs as dragon a good 30 feet long rose from the earth and destroyed more then a few trees.
"Get moving," said Seras. They spent the rest of the day training on that Jutsu.
(At the apartment)
Naruto had just walked in and was beat. He walked over to his bathroom and took a quick shower and changed. He put on some blue jean pants and a gray tank top before he throw on a green short sleeve shirt. Naruto walked into his living room and sat down. He was about to turn on the TV when the door bell rang. He got up and opened the door to see Haku with a yellow Med-nin vest on with green shoulders signifying her as a Chunin level nin. Most of her hair was the way it normally was except that her bangs that framed her face were braided. She wore a white and hot pink shirt underneath, black skin tight pants.
Naruto smiled "Hello Haku-cha," said Naruto as she took her vest off and the headband she wore around her neck.
Haku smiled back and hugged him. "Hello Naruto-kun. Would you like to take a walk with me?" asked Haku
"Sure Haku-chan, let me grab my glasses," said Naruto picking up a pair of black shades.
Haku laughs lightly and they walked out.
(At the park)
Naruto and Haku walked in the park laughing and having a light conversation. People who passed by them mistook them for a couple. Naruto gave Haku smiles and she blushed each time. They stopped near a lake and sat down on a bench.
"This reminds me of my old home," said Haku smiling at the memory of both her mother and father.
Naruto smiled at her. "I'm glad that you have happy memories of your time with them," said Naruto pulling her into a light hug making her blush.
"Naruto-kun do you have feelings for me?" asked Haku pulling away and removing his glasses to see a shocked face.
"What?" said a clearly shocked Naruto.
Haku blushed, but steeled herself. "Do you have feelings for me. I knew we've only known each other for a short time, but I've come to care for you deeply. Almost like a lover. At first I thought it was a silly crush, but it's more then that… I like you," said Haku moving closer to Naruto.
Haku was just about to kiss Naruto when he stood up. "We can't Haku-chan," said Naruto.
Haku stood up and glared at Naruto. "Why not Naruto?" asked Haku.
"Because I don't want you getting hurt by the Council," said Naruto narrowing his eyes
"What you don't think I can't take care of myself?" said Haku freezing most of the air around her and a small bit of the lake.
"Haku if the Council finds out about your bloodline they'll force you to be breeding stock. They will whore you out just to get one child out of you and I won't let that happen to someone I care for," said Naruto in a heated tone.
"They won't find out even if I used it in front of them!" Screamed Haku.
Naruto glared at Her. "Damn your stubborn!" yelled Naruto.
"Whatever!" yelled Haku walking away into the forest.
Naruto walked out of the park.
"This is perfect for Danzo-sama and Haruno-sama," said A man wearing an ANBU Uniform, but with a blank mask with the word NE on it.
(With Naruto)
Naruto was sitting in his apartment with Seras, Yoko, and Zabuza sitting near him. He had his face in his hands. "I was a complete idiot. I know Haku likes me and I like her, but with the council already breathing down my neck about me not marrying Haruno and mating with not only Seras, but Yoko as well I didn't want to get her caught up in all this shit," said Naruto as Zabuza pulled out a black and lit it.
"Kid regardless of what you do sooner or later the Council will find out and then they'll be after her anyway. At least with you she would be happy," said Zabuza.
"Your probably right, but I have Seras and Yoko to worry about not to mention what I did with Anko-chan and Kurenai-chan a week back.
Yoko and Seras hugged Naruto. "Naruto-kun we know that you'd only chose the best mates so we don't hold it against you, but you need to find and set Haku-chan straight," said Yoko.
"Agreed. Accept her. Let her be one of your mates to love," said Seras.
"Your right. I have to go find her and apologize," said Naruto.
"Listen Kid I respect you and all so you have my approval, but don't let it get to your head that I won't kick your ass if you make Haku cry again," said Zabuza as Naruto rushed out the door and looked for Haku.
(in the forest)
Haku sat near a tree and cried. She liked Naruto she really did, but they both let their tempers and feelings get in the way. She knew that he was only looking out for her and trying to protect her from being the tool of politics and all, but it still made her angry with him. Maybe she would have to really sit down and talk with him. Haku stood up and jumped into a tree as an ANBU member jumped down.
"I missed," he said.
Haku got worried. There was only a little moister in the air and she left her weapons back at Naruto's place. She was okay with taijutsu, but no were near ANBU level.
The man pulled out his katana and prepared to attack when someone jumped in front of Haku.
"Naruto-kun!" said a surprised Haku.
"Haku will talk later. Let me deal with this trash first," said Naruto drawing Joshua. The man charged at Naruto and swung his sword at Naruto's face. Naruto rolled his body out the way and blacked the attack with Joshua. Naruto pulled back and fired a shot off. The Man cut it in two.
"You have got to be shitting me," said Naruto jumping back to avoid a slash to the gut.
"Time to take one from Sasuke's book of tricks. Fire style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu," said Naruto launching multiple balls at the Man.
The man jumped out the way only to find himself trapped. Naruto had placed an exploding trap square were he landed and all Naruto had to do was say the trigger word.
"Who sent you? It's best not to lie for I can tell," said a glaring Naruto.
"The Civilian Council. After they found out about the Kyubi being free they had the NE watch everyone your close to for anything important. If it would benefit them we were to capture it," said The man.
"Dumb-ass. Why did they order that?" asked Naruto
"Watchers are tasked to do not and ask their masters why," said The man specking in code.
"But the ones who order the watchers have an agenda of their own that leaves the watchers dead," said Naruto replaying to the code. "Sayonara," said Naruto as the tags went up killing the man. His mask landed in front of Naruto.
Naruto turned around and hugged Haku. "Haku-chan lets go," said Naruto
"Alright Naruto-kun," said Haku as they walked Away.
"I knew ROOT was on the move and this proves it right here," thought Naruto looking at the mask in his hands.
(a month later)
Naruto stood near an ally as Sakura ran into it laughing followed by Razen, Misato, Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon, and Hanabi. All had one thing in common they wore a pair of glasses that Naruto and Tenten made for them along with custom coats that said N-crops on the left beast pocket, and right sleeve, and a nice blue N on the back. Naruto smiled. All the kids went to the academy except Misato, but she still hung with the N-crops as an honorary member.
Besides that Naruto and Haku had worked out their relationship and were considered to be the most quiet of all the relationships Naruto was in. They had yet to have sex, but that was understandable considering that they were still a bit sore at each other.
"Alright you guys we'll play one more game and then will take you training," said Naruto smiling.
The kids all smiled. "Hai Naruto-nii-chan," they said in tandem
"Alright we'll give you to the count of ten to run after that we'll come after you," said Naruto smiling. "1...2...3...4," started Naruto.
The kids took off and turned a corner. When Naruto and Sakura heard a scream they rushed over to the ally. Razen and Konohamaru were being held up by a man with a cat suit on and a large wrapped package on his back. Standing next to him was a girl with blonde hair green eyes who looked 15, wearing a purple battle Kimono, and a large fan on her back.
"Kankuro put them down!" yelled the girl.
"After I teach them some respect Temari," said Kankuro.
"Excuse me, but this is some misunderstanding. I asked them to run as I was playing with them," said Naruto smiling hoping to end this before someone got hurt.
"Then I'll deal with you in a second," said the boy.
"I don't think you want to fight me. After all I'm a baddddddd boy," said Naruto drawing his sword. The boy put Razen and Konohamaru down who ran over to Sakura
"Just to set the record straight I'm not in this," said Temari leaning on the wall.
"Oh goodie a fight," came a voice from the fence. On the fence sat a girl who looked about 13 or 14, long sliver hair with green highlights, standing at 5'4", sharp purple eyes, a tone figure with c-cup breasts, wearing a strapless blue top that hugged her figure with fishnet armor showing and going to the middle of her arms, tight white pants, blue high heel boots, a white bandana, and her headband strapped to a belt she wore.
"Who the hell are you," asked came a cold voice from a tree. Everyone turned to see a boy who looked like he hasn't sleep in months, Red hair, teal green eyes, and a tattoo on his face wearing a brown shirt, sand colored pants, brown sandals, and a gored strapped to his back.
"Looks like we found a party," came a girl's voice.
"And there are a lot of fine honeys in this joint. Too many sucker is here though," came a male voice.
Everyone turned again and looked at the new arrivals. The first was a girl standing at Sakura's height, looking around 16 long blonde hair that fell to her ass and was pulled into a ponytail, brown eyes, a tone figure with c-cup assets, wearing a purple shirt, with black sleeves, tight black pants, gloves with tape wrapped around her hands, her headband rested on her forehead just under her bangs.
The other person seemed weird. He carried himself with pride, but not arrogance. He stood at a staggering 6'7" with heavy muscle, dark brown skin, looking around 17, blonde hair pulled into corn rows, a gotee, a strange triangular tattoo on his left cheek, wearing a pair of dark glasses, a white scarf the fell closer to the middle of his back, white one shoulder strapped armor with red outlines, black pants with an X pattern near the bottom left, held up by a white rope belt, white arm and leg guards with three red groves in them, black sandals, a white headband, and on his back rested four swords.
Everyone stared at each other. The newly introduced people all had a wired vibe to them. Kankuro, Temari, Sakura and the Kids backed up. Even Sasuke and Kiba who rested in a tree understood the problems were out of their league to deal with.
"Is any of you punks going to start spiting what's on yo minds?" asked the Large man.
"Home turf, So I guess I talk First. Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing," said Naruto eyeing at Each of the people there.
"I'm Runa, just plain Runa," said The girl with sliver and green hair
"The Names Gaara of the Sand," said the boy with red hair.
"Yugito Nii," said the girl with blonde hair.
"Kirabi is the name, rappen my game," said the Man in white.
"Stick to being a Ninja," said Naruto.
"What you say slick? Don't get in my square and think you can step to me playa," said Kirabi drawing two of his swords. Both were at least 3 feet long and looked like hook swords .
"Lets' go," said Naruto charging at the Man.
Kirabi charged back and they clashed. They skidded pat each other and turned as something hit the dirt sticking up in ut. Kirabi smirked and Naruto looked rather pissed.
"Sakura-nee-chan what happened?" asked Misato looking worried.
"That man broke Naruto-kun's sword with one hit," said Sakura shocked that anyone had that much power.
"No way Naruto-nii-chan is unbeatable," said Razen shaking Sakura's jacket.
Sakura lightly bit her lip. "If only that were true Razen if only it were true.
"That's what you get for talking smack to a G like me Sucker. You dealing with a real man playa. That busted piece of trash you got can't beat me fool. These swords were made from the horn of Hachibi no ushi-oni (1) himself," said Kirabi holding the swords out in front of him.
Naruto looked at his sword and was barely controlling his rage. You could see his fangs extending and retracting. "You bastard. This sword belonged to my ancestral mother Integra. I'm going to kill you with my ancestral father's weapons, and I'm going to make it as painful as I can," said Naruto drawing Joshua and Jackal with Jackal resting on top of Joshua.
Kirabi grinned and got into a stance with one sword over his head and the other turned backwards. "Let's go sucker," said Kirabi
Naruto put Joshua in his mouth and used his extended fangs to cock it back scaring the shit out of everyone, but Kirabi, Runa, and Gaara.
"Lets play," said Naruto Charging at Kirabi with the intent to do more then harm him.
Both men made it to the middle at the same time and clashed again, but this time Naruto's weapons held strong. Naruto twisted out of the death lock and aimed at Kirabi's face. Kirabi used his sword to throw off Naruto's aim so it hit the tree. Naruto took off the other death locked and tried to pistol whip Kirabi, who parried and slashed at Naruto. Naruto jumped out the way and throw a kick at Kirabi.
Kirabi jumped over it and throw a slash at Naruto. Naruto slid under it and fired off two rounds. Kirabi used one of his swords to block those rounds. He turned around to swipe at Naruto, but Naruto blocked it with jackal. Both jumped back panting slightly.
"This guy moves as fast as I do," thought Naruto
"I can't believe it No body moves like me," thought Kirabi.
Kirabi charged first, but drew his left sword back. Naruto had time to fire off three shots that were all blocked before, they locked again. Naruto moved around and let a few shots off at point blank range Kirabi moved around enough to be missed by them. Both started to lick chakra, but Naruto was licking red and black Chakra making everyone shiver in fear
"ENOUGH!!" Yelled Gaara as he used his sand to throw the battling Shinobi back. Runa caught Naruto and Yugito caught Kirabi. Kirabi and Naruto glared at each other, but you could only tell by the showing of teeth.
"Yeah you guys this is really bad," said Runa using all her power to hold Naruto back.
"Plus your scaring the children," said Yugito.
That brought Naruto out of his rage and he looked at the kids. Runa let him go and he kneeled down next to them. "Sorry guys. I didn't want you to see that," said Naruto.
Misato hugged Naruto. "It's okay Naruto-nii-chan we forgive you," said Misato.
"But no more fighting like that okay," said Hanabi worried.
"Don't worry Hanabi-chan I promise. Sakura take them to a training field. I have to talk with them. Sasuke Kiba go," said Naruto taking his commanding tone. Sakura nodded and ran off with Kiba and Sasuke behind her. "Why are you here? Cloud is okay, Sand is an Ally, and Rock is still pissed off at us so why come here?" asked Naruto still glaring at Kirabi.
"The Chunin Exams are in a week. I look forward to seeing you there Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing for you will be singing in hell," said Kirabi as everyone went their own ways. All the Hosts except Naruto had one thought on Mind.
"My Demon warned me about that kid. He had traces of Kyubi's power, but why did he/she/it warn me of something far more sinister and deadly?" they all thought
(At the front Gate)
Zabuza and Haku had pulled Watch duty today. It may have been easy money but it was boring. Zabuza looked over at Haku who was messing with a pair senbon. He was so board. He was bout to leave when he felt two Kage level Chakras enter the gate grabbing his sword he looked and saw it was Two of the legendary Sannin. Tsunade and Jiraiya along with a woman who looked to be in her early 20's carrying a pig. She was probably as tall as that Anko chick he met, short black hair, black eyes, a figure that could give Haku's fan boys nosebleeds and cc-cup breasts, wearing a black Kimono with a fishnet shirt that was visible.
"Yo," said Zabuza.
"Not now chump were is my Naru-chan?" asked Shizune.
"I can take you to his home," said Haku as Shizune looked at her.
"Please do," said Shizune grabbing Tsunade's hand as they followed Haku.
"Damn. That makes 4 girls with 3 possible chicks on the way," said Zabuza.
"Damn I knew my godson was a man just like his mother wanted him to be," said Jiraiya smirking as he tossed Zabuza an Autographed copy of Itch Itch Paradise: Foxy master. "That just came out yesterday," said Jiraiya with a smirk as Zabuza bowed to him as did other men.
"We are not worthy," said the men in tandem.
(At the training Ground)
The kids were lined up while Misato sat in Sakura's lap. "Alright I'm sure you guys thank your hot stuff, but you're wrong. You saw my fight with that guy Kirabi and you saw that we were on even grounds so I'm about to teach you a Jutsu that will help you get away from someone like that," said Naruto only for Razen to raise his hand.
"If we fight someone like that and were on a team we can win with a well made plan," said Razen getting a nod from other.
"Razen Sometimes strength in numbers gets more people killed then need be. Do you understand?" asked Naruto making it clear this was no joke.
"Yes sir," said Razen.
"Good This Jutsu has three conditions when it can be used. One for training, two for escaping or paralyzing an enemy to gather info or flee, the last is if someone you care for is in danger. Watch I'll use that cat as an Example. Oblivion style: World Freeze," said Naruto as the cat froze in place. Naruto walked over to the cat and picked it up. "What do you knew Tora. I'll just put you in a cage," said Naruto putting her in a cage.
"Wow that was amazing Naruto-nii-chan," said Moegi.
"Indeed it was cool," said Udon
"Thank you Moegi-chan Udon-kun. It locks on to the people your locking it and freezes them for a short period of time the longest is up to 10 hours. If their Chakra is higher then your own they could possible brake it in about 5 minutes so hall ass if you have to," said Naruto.
"Naruto-nii-chan do you have any other Oblivion Jutsu?" asked Konohamaru as the others nodded.
Naruto sighed. "I'm only going to warn you once never try the Oblivion style with out me or someone I knew near you. The Oblivion style is named that for a reason. It's great power, but it is meant for one purpose," said Naruto.
"And what is that?" asked Hanabi fearing the answer.
"The destruction of an Army. I'm only teaching you a low C-ranked support Jutsu, but never try to use anything higher understood?" asked Naruto.
"Yes Naru-nii-chan," said Moegi.
Naruto smiled and patted her head. "Good. Shadow Clone. Get to work," said Naruto sending each of the kids off with a clone.
"Your so good to them Naruto-kun. You'll make an excellent farther one day," said Sakura.
Thank you Sakura-chan," said Naruto as he looked down and saw a sad Misato. "Something wrong Misato-chan?" asked Naruto kneeling down in front of her.
"No sir," said Misato looking down
"Hey now that's no way for a princess to act," said Naruto smiling.
"Princess?" said a confused Misato.
"Yep and what's a princess without her necklace," said Naruto pulling out a sliver necklace with a purple gem heart on it. Naruto put it around her neck.
"Thank you Tou-san. I love you," said Misato kissing Naruto on the cheek and hugging him making Naruto eyes go wide.
"What did you just call me Misato-chan?" asked Naruto surprised.
Misato blushed and looked down. "You've treated me so good and your kind to me and Razen-nii. I see you as more of a father then a brother. Are you mad at me?" asked Misato only for Naruto to hug her.
"No I'm not mad. I'd be honored to be your Tou-san," said Naruto with a few tears in his eyes.
"Thank you Tou-san," said Misato hugging Naruto again as he hugged her back.
"Hey how about we go get something to eat," said Naruto picking her up and putting her on his shoulders.
Naruto and Misato left the training ground and they walked though the village heading the dango shop. Many women saw the way Naruto acted with Misato and wanted him even worse then before. All women loved a man who could bond with children and was loving to them like Misato was with Naruto.
Naruto and Misato entered the shop and sat at a table. "Hello Hellsing-sama and Young one what can I get you?" asked the man.
"I'll have 3 orders of dango," said Misato.
"Just a small order," said Naruto as the man walked away.
After their orders came they ate and talked like any father and daughter would. After they had finished they walked towards the apartment. They stood outside and were about to walk in when Naruto dragged Misato out of the way of his front door.
"JIRAIYA YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!" Yelled a woman as a man came flying out the door, breaking it in two.
"Tsunade-sama that was uncalled for," came another voice that Naruto knew well.
"What the hell did that perv do?" asked Naruto as he came in.
"He ogled me and Seras while we were sitting on the couch," said Yoko.
"He saw me in a towel," said a blushing Haku who only got off duty an hour ago.
"I'll Kick Ero-hime's (2) ass later. Hello Shizune-chan it's been a while," said Naruto as he was tackled to the ground and kissed.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" Yelled Jiraiya walking into the room with all the women (except Shizune who was busy), laughing at him
Yoko looked at Seras. "I like her," said Yoko smiling.
"I second that," said Seras smirking.
"EWWWWWWWWWW! Tou-san is kissing someone," said Misato as she got strange looks from all the women present.
"Tell you later," said Naruto as he got away from Shizune
"So Naruto-kun how have you and Sakura-chan been?" asked Shizune as Naruto sat in a chair and gave a detailed account of everything that has happened since the last time he saw them.
Tsunade sighed. "Can't say I'm surprised. Let's go out to the Raman stand and east," said Tsunade as Naruto picked up Misato and they walked out.
(In the Raman stand)
Naruto and the others had just walked up when they saw Asuma with his Team Ino, Shikmaru and Choji, as well as Kurenai with her Team Sai, Shino, and Hinata, Kakashi sat near the bar while Sakura, Kiba, and Sasuke were their as well along with the N-crops. Rin sat near a flirting Asuma.
"Hey everyone," said Naruto as everyone turned to him.
Hinata blushed and looked at the god that stood before her. A few thoughts were running through her mind. Ino looked at Sakura a bit nervous. She was still a bit excited from the last time they were in the same room together. As everyone sat down Kakashi had a question that had been on his mind.
"Rin-chan how long have you lived in Naruto's apartment complex?" asked Kakashi making Rin smile.
"I moved in two years before that prick died and ever since then I've been there (2)," said Rin smirking.
"I got the feeling that she had something to do with the death of the last owner, but ANBU closed the investigation," thought Kakashi
"Okay, but why did you jump on Naruto-kun like that Shizune-san?" asked Yoko taking a cup of tea.
Shizune blushed at this. "You see the first time we found Naruto he called me an angel. Of course living on the road without any girls will do things to a girl so one day Naruto saw me doing things that I won't say for the kids sake, but after he saw me do that I made him promise that when he was older he would pick my flower," said Shizune blushing while Asuma, Zabuza, Kakashi, Jiraiya and Kiba all gave Naruto a cold one.
"The girl had it bad," said Tsunade smirking as she drank her Sake.
They continued like this for a good hour. During the Hour Sakura, Haku, and Hinata had become students under Tsunade and Naruto who talked Jiraiya into training him later before everyone left to take care of something.
(Rin's apartment)
Rin had just gotten out of the hot springs was just about to go to sleep for the night when a knock sounded on her door. She got up and slipped on an oversized shirt that hung off one shoulder. When she opened the Door a woman from ANBU stood in front of her.
"Hey Yugao what are you doing here?" asked Rin.
"Sorry it's not out playtime Hokage-sama would like to see you as well as Tsunade and Shizune," Said Yugao.
(Later that Night)
Naruto walked into a forest with Yoko who looked confused. When they got to a clearing Naruto make a shadow clone with Alucard's Chakra and soul. The clone turned into Alucard and looked at Naruto.
"Why drag us out here Naruto," asked Alucard.
"We need to talk. Yoko please put up a barrier so no one will find us hear us or feel our power," said Naruto.
"Alright. Fox style: Barrier of illusions Jutsu," said Yoko as the air shimmered once and stopped. "It's up
I have already talked to Takashi and he'll do what I asked. You were blocked so you have no clue what I'm about to ask, but it's something like this…," said Naruto explaining his plan to them
"Are you sure you were never a Fox in a past life, because that plan is very fox-like," said Yoko smirking
Alucard was chuckling softly. "I agree with her, but I would do the except same thing in your shoes kid," said Alucard.
Naruto pulled out three slips of paper and let his fangs extend while flaring his normal blue Chakra, Kyubi turned into her Fox while Yoko started to release her full Demon Chakra , and Alucard started Releasing his Vampiric dark chakra.
"I hope that that bastard Kirabi is ready for the rematch, because I'm going to bring him down hard," said Naruto
(At the academy a week later)
Sakura sat on the wall, Kiba was on one knee petting Akamaru, and Sasuke stood at the gate with his arms crossed and his eyes closed.
"Where is your brother Sakura?" asked Kiba as Akamaru barked.
"No clue. Said he needed to get something from the triple T weapon shop," said Sakura
As soon as Sakura said that Naruto appeared kneeling in front of them. He stood up and grinned at them. "Sorry I'm late Sasuke, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura-chan. I had to pick something up form Takashi-san," said Naruto in a way that made them want to avoid the subject.
"Then lets go Do this exam," said Kiba.
Sasuke and Kiba pushed the doors open and they walked in. "Look out Chunin Exams. Team Chaos has come for battle," said Naruto and Sakura grinning.
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Zaara is starting to wake up tied to a chair.
Zaara: Now I knew how that dude from wanted felt. Were is that mother fucker
Anko: wake up wake up it time to play.
Zaara looks around and sees Anko, Hana, and Kurenai in leather outfits with spikes on them with whips, chains, Hand cuffs, Candles and a few thing we won't say what they are for your sake.
Zaara: Where is that fucking snake in the grass I have a bone to pick with him and I'm sure my boy Kimimaro is looking for me.
Kurenai: Killjoy is in the other room being treated very nicely because he figured it out that we are nice if you listen.
Zaara: (Sigh) I've lost. DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! Fine you girls win. Any news on Vida?
Hana: We are still waiting to find out if Vida will want to have him and we are really nice when you do as we say even if we still are a little bit towards bdsm.
Anko, Kurenai, and Hana together: But For now you need to be punished!!
Zaara: I knew this won't be pleasant. (Zaara closes eyes).
In the kitchen killjoy is eating a nice dinner with Kyubi, Seras, Sakura and Gaara as their guest they hear the screams and Killjoy cringes.
Kyubi don't worry if you do as you are told we won't do that to you. she say softer than she used to.
Seras: She is right but if you be good we treat you better.
Sakura: So don't act up or else. So Gaara are you prepared if Vida Wants?
Gaara: I don't think I have much of a choice do I? Even when I was Nuts I stayed away from my sister when she was pissed I have Fond that no male can ever really beat a pissed off Woman if he want to keep all his body parts.
Killjoy: I hear you Gaara I hear you.
Kyubi: You guys are very wise for knowing and following that.
Seras and Sakura: We got a smart one!!
Zaara: AW! That whip fucking hurt.
Hana: You want me to kiss it better?
Zaara: Yes Please.
Kurenai: After we're done with your punishment.
Killjoy: Can we do something for him later mistresses.
Kyubi: (grins at the fact he is calling them mistress already) Sure we will make him a cake if he learns his lesion and behaves.
Killjoy: I hope he does.
from the back room.
Zaara: What the hell is that!?
Anko: Oh quiet bitching it just a little hot wackes.
Zaara: Oh hell No! KILLJOY I'M GUNNING FOR YOU WHEN I'M OUT AWWWW THAT BURNS!!
Killjoy: I really hope he does learn.
Here some fun notes.
(1) 8-tailed Ox ogre
(2) Perverted princess. You can Thank Killjoy3000 for that one.