Hey! I will probably not be updating this week due to starting drivers ed then immediately going to my school's musical to perform all this week. So, I'll give you this until Saturday!

83. Run up to someone who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"

Lt. Brosh was horrified when Lt. Ross gave him a stinging red mark across the face before she disappeared again.

"What?! I was just calling my mom!"

84. Teach Edward how to drive

"Never. Again."

"Come on Mustang! At least they dived out of the way at the last minute and I can just fix all of those buildings with alchemy!"

"Never. Again. Ever."

85. Start jumping on beds, attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"

Dorm life just got crazier in the military

86. Make sure somebody's in the same hallway, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.

This was yet another reason on Mustang's list of why Ed shouldn't drive.

87. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"

"I thought only girls PMS! Why the hell is Fullmetal so emotional?!"

88. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.

They couldn't get Hughes down for a few hours after Elysia dressed up like a reindeer and he was filled with Christmas spirit. In August.

89. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.

Mustang was not amused when they forgot the umbrella.

90. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back?

The secretaries at the front desk exacted their revenge when Havoc was humiliated by pranks around HQ for a straight 2 weeks.

91. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.

Only problem was, Edward did break his automail leg. And Winry was scheduled to visit that same day…..

"I'll miss you brother."

"SHUT UP AL!"

92. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily

The men ran screaming from the office when Hawkeye's coffee was filled with extra caffeine and sugar.

"NEVER AGAIN!"

"IT'S JUST TOO DAMN SCARY!"

"THE WORLD IS A LIE!!!!!"

"HOLD ME!!!!"

Yes, I incorporated the driving thing. XD I felt that it was the theme for me now! =D Hope you enjoy and wish me luck in my performances and drivers ed!