The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #9
A Parody of Dragonball Z
By: The Legends series
(Trigger and Teasel and floating in air wearing a wig with numerous other wigs stapled to it.)
Teasel - Your life ends!
Trigger - I wouldn't count on it!
Narrator - Will Trigger's eyebrow twitch? Will Teasel move a few inches to the left? Find out next time!
(One 'next time' later…)
Trigger - I'm almost dead, but I won!
Roll - Let's jabber on about nothing!
Trigger - Let's do that!
(Three episodes later…)
Trigger - Oh no! Someone's interrupted our training! It's off I go!
Narrator - Will Gok… I mean, Trigger succeed? Will MSX fire the narrator for almost screwing up? Find out next time!
(Another 'next time' later…)
MSX - You're fired!
Trigger - Oh no! I'm dead, but I won!
(The next episode arrives.)
Trigger - I'm alive?
Data - We brought you back using the power of the tennis balls!
MSX - Take two.
Data - The basketballs!
MSX - Take three.
Data - Baseballs!
MSX - Take four.
Data - Oh balls!
MSX - Take five.
Data - Dragonballs!
MSX - Yay…
Narrator - What will become of that peckerhead Data? Will MSX kill him or just screw with him some more? Find out next time!
(Several episodes of pointless talk later…)
Trigger - Gasp! Another villain!
Barrell - This one's super-strong, Krackerot! We'll need to do the gay fusion dance.
Trigger - Let's do that!
(Trigger and Barrell dress in drag and do the tango. They then fuse into Juno.)
Juno - How nice…
(Juno falls face-first off of the tower.)
Data - Why is there a tower this big? Didn't God get angry with the Tower of Babel? So, why hasn't this one been destroyed? Or better yet, why hasn't anyone noticed this before?
Narrator - Will anyone notice the mile-high tower? What happened to Juno? Why do they have to dress in drag to fuse? Find out next time!
(Yet another 'next time' later…)
Juno - Oh balls! I fell to my death and the world was destroyed! But wait! I'll use the Dragonballs, which didn't blow up with Earth, and I'll bring Earth back!
(Earth's brought back.)
Juno - Yay!
Producer - Let's do this five more times!
Other Producer - Yay!
Narrator - Will Earth be blown up again? Can this show be anymore unoriginal and cliché? Find out next time!
(One final 'next time' later…)
Trigger - Oh no! There's some guy called Boo running around! He's a fatass and his best friend is a cussing wrestler! Our ratings are bomibng and we need something to bring us back!
Teasel - Why don't we kill Boo off and continuously bring him back even stronger than before?
Trigger - Will Earth blow up?
Teasel - Definitely!
Trigger - Awesome!
(After Majin Boo, Bad Boo, Super Boo, and Kid Boo are all beaten over the stretch of five dozen episodes (or more), he reforms yet again into Uber Boo.)
Uber Boo - I'll kill you all for the fifty-five thousandth time!
Trigger - Oh no! Anything but that!
Narrator - Will Trigger get his own?
Uber Boo - Yes! -kills Trigger again-
Narrator - What do we do now? Will this show ever come to its' end? Why wasn't this show canceled years ago? Find out on the next episode of DragonballZ! I mean, Dragonball Z!
(MSX, who's wearing a fake beard, is sitting in front of several kids.)
MSX - And that's why its' the best show ever!
Next time: Zero becomes a cowboy. Yippie-ka-yay.