Hey, guys! So, here it is... the final oneshot songfic is this collection. God, it felt like yesterday when I started it! My, how time flies...

I want to thank everyone that read, favourited, and/or followed this fanfic. A special thank you goes to the following who reviewed this collection at any time (this list is in no particular order, by the way): EchoMoonHuntress, My Gender is Armin Arlert, Writer of Worlds, PrincessKatniss02, hetaliaru, AnimeJunkieGrrl, and Trapdoor Heaven. You all rock! :)

For the final oneshot, I wrote it in an AU where Samus and Ike are high school students (think grade 11 or 12) in today's setting. They're a little OOC because of that, so I apologize if that bothers any of you.

I own absolutely nothing.

Please read & enjoy! :D

"We are so going to Hell for this," giggled Samus.

Ike shrugged. "I'll see you there, I guess. It'll be bearable if we're both down there, don't you think?"

"Mmm… good point," mused Samus.

The couple sneakily made their way into the basement of the church. It was used, though no one was inside at this time of night. This meant that they could do what they were about to with very little risk of anyone interrupting them.

They finally got inside the rather cool, boring basement. Ike laid a white fuzzy blanket on the ground in the middle of the room. As he did that, Samus played with the hem of her black dress. She was anxious for everything to start, but she was still worried that they'd get caught.

"Shh, it's gonna be okay," said Ike, hugging his girlfriend. "Ready?"

Samus nodded. "Yes. Please take me…"

Ike silenced her by firmly kissing her lips. She accepted the kiss, opening her mouth just enough so that he could sneak his tongue inside. He got the message, and did just that. When they broke apart, a small moan left Samus' lips.

"This," said Ike as he pointed at her dress "has to go."

"Take it off me," declared Samus in a bold voice.

Ike didn't waste any time doing that. In a matter of minutes, they were lying on the blanket, naked. After putting on a condom, Ike began making love to Samus.

"Oh, yeah…" she moaned at first. Her nails involuntarily dug into his back, but Ike didn't seem to mind it at all.

Time seemed to slow down for the lovers. Every movement, kiss, and touch was appreciated by each person more than usual. They knew what they were doing was so wrong on so many levels, but neither one cared too much. If having sex in the basement of an empty church was sinful, than they were more than happy to go to hell together when they eventually died.

But right now, they were in their own heaven- a heaven free of pain, sorrow, and death. The ecstasy they each felt from what they were doing turned into pleasure, which soon turned into pure white light coursing through their bodies.

Eventually, the lovemaking came to an end, with each person climaxing at the same time. Ike collapsed on top of Samus, though he peeled himself off her quickly so he didn't hurt her. That would've totally killed the mood.

"Fuck… that felt amazing," mumbled Samus.

"Amen," said Ike.

Samus laughed at his unintentional pun. Ike joined in a moment later, after he realized what he had said. The laughter died a moment later, so the couple cuddled closer to each other.

"Some might say we were born sick," pointed out Ike.

"Is that so?" Samus paused, pretending to mull over that statement. "Huh. Well, I fucking love it."

"Oh, I do, too," said Ike. "C'mon, let's get the hell out of here, sinner."

"Whatever you say… sinner."

There ya go! I hope you all enjoyed it. :)

Review Responses:

AnimeJunkieGrrl: Thank you! I think my favourite Shakira song is "La Tortura", actually. Glad you enjoyed it! :)

Trapdoor Heaven: Yeah, I apologize for all that. I blame my song choices, especially since once I was given the song (via Shuffle on my iPhone, by the way), I refuse to change it because if I do, than I don't feel honest with myself. I'm weird, I know. :P Glad you've enjoyed it!

PrincessKatniss02: Thank you! Yeah, the song isn't raunchy at all- it's more romantic than sexual. I'm happy to hear you loved it!

Please review, and don't forget to check out my other fanfics! :D

- Elizabeth