Sandy Cherry Blossoms

By me

Me: OH MY GOD I AM HATING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

Konan: what's wrong legends?

Me: My sister is being a bitch, my cousins prefer to hang out with her, and I am just about to shoot up the place!

Konan: oh, wow… um, y-you ok?

Me *looking quite Sadistic*: I'm fine, by the way, where does Hidan keep his sharpest weaponry? He owes me a favor.

Konan: He keeps them in a big safe in his closet; the combination is 9-11-01.

Me: Thank you very much, now go do a strip tease for Pein.

Konan: *yelp* YES MASTER!

"FUCK!" I yelled as Kankuro entered the room. "Wow, I can actually feel the brotherly love in the room. Any who, I'm Kankuro and that red headed potty mouth is my sweet little brother Gaara." He mocked. The entire class laughed at my brother's baby talk. 'Dammit Kankuro I will end you.' "Kankuro if you value your life-""Oh Gaara you're gonna have to call me Mr. Sabaku. We are in class, but the rest of you can just call me Kankuro!" 'I swear to GOD I'M GONNA FU-'my thought was cut off by my sister entering the room "Hi Gaara I'm here to help you with this brother problem." She announced. "Kankuro just do what you're supposed to and stop embarrassing him in front of his little friends." 'What the hell did I do to deserve this, I get good grades, I don't fight anybody, and I eat my vegetables. I have a fucking voice in my head, my mom's dead, my uncle tried to kill me, and my dad left me within the care of these idiots of siblings, and now this. RING-A-DOODLE-DOO RING-A-DOODLE-DO. I guess Naruto got into the bell again. "CHAA! NARUTO YOU DUMBASS!" Sakura yelled while beating him senseless. I left the class room, cursed out my siblings, and walked toward the cafeteria.

I sat by myself and just at a cookie. 12 more girls asked if I'm free for dating, I politely declined, and got trashed by each of them. Just then, Sakura came to the table and sat down, she had a cheeky grin on her face… I didn't like this. "So how's Kankuro's sweet little brother?" she mocked. "*sigh* I'll let you know when he gets one." I replied. "Oh, is that so? Too bad, I only ask sweet little brothers on dates." 'This is not happening' "Is little Sakura flirting?" I said with a fake gasp. "I dunno, is a certain tattooed red head treating me to a burger joint and a romantic comedy?" she played. 'Damn she's good at this.' "It all depends if a certain pink haired girl says yes." I toyed. "I have a feeling she will." She said. "I'll pick you up at 2 on Saturday." I told her. "I'll be ready." She said as school let out. I walked to the parking lot and started up my motorcycle and before I drove off, I realized- 'huh, I just asked her out. Kankuro's gonna have a field day with this.' I chuckled as I revved up my bike and drove off.

When I got home, my brother tackled me. "Hey little bro, soooo whens the date." He asked. "I would really love it if you didn't interfere with my love life. But sadly, I appreciate you doing that, now get the hell off me before I shank a bitch." I told him. He got off and I made my way to the stair case. "Oh, and by the way, it's this Saturday at 2, I'm taking her to a burger joint and a romantic comedy. "Oh crap, little brother sit upon the couch of elder brother advice." He asked. I sat down… what else am I supposed to say? "Now Gaara, first advice topic is the FIRST DATE BURGER JOINT ADVICE OF POWA! The basics are you are going to pay for everything/ if she eats like a pig, do NOT tell her so/ and finally, start a conversation. Now it's time for FIRST DATE ROMANTIC COMEDY SURVIVAL ADVICE! Try to pay attention to both the movie and your date/ pay for whatever she wants, remember, we're rich so I know you're not gonna worry about that/ carry all the food, drinks and when the movies over, the trash. This concludes your advice for what you need now, huh?" "Dear Kankuro, I left as soon as you started, I've read your notebook labeled 'future advice for Gaara' I have it memorized so don't worry. Heh, sneaky little bastard."

This chapters short because I stared writing when I was pissed and now I'm calm and ran out of things so til- KONAN, DID I TELL YOU TO STOP PLEASING PEIN!?