Author's Note: This is a response to Naruto 469.
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"I love you Naruto," Sakura told him with Kakashi,Yamato, Kiba, and Lee all present to bear witness.
"Wha... what did you say Sakura-chan?" A stunned Naruto asked.
"I love you," she repeated. "I've finally come to realize that you're the one I truly want to be with."
"But what about Sasuke?"
"Sasuke's gone Naruto, he's been a gone a long time now and I realize that he's changed and become someone I don't know any more. I chased him and he just kept getting further and further away from me, until now I know I can never reach him. But you've always been there for me, you've been by my side supporting me, comforting me, always giving me your best. Now I finally see that you're the one I can reach, you're the one I want to be with. Let's forget Sasuke and be together."
Naruto stared at her, absolutely stunned by the revelation. "Sakura-chan, I really wish you'd told me this one week earlier."
She looked at him questioningly. "Why a week?"
He gave her a wide smile. "Because that's when Hinata came over to my apartment and let me titty fuck her."
"..."
"But we can still be friends right?" Gently pats the top of Sakura's head. "And to be honest you're way too annoying to actually date. Sasuke always told me he thought you'd be frigid."
"Gak!" Sakura falls down unconscious.