All day Stiles has been having random messages pop up on his facebook notifications. First there was Jackson's "No way in hell Stilinski." And then there was Alison's "Awww it's really sweet of you to think of us, but I don't think Scott will let me." Lydia's had read "Okay, I'm in, but this is purely scientific research." Since his phone sucks he can't really get much beyond his notifications to figure out what the fuck the special children are all talking about.

Scott had literally run away from him that morning. He had just started to ask him whether they were going to hang out on his birthday when Scott turned green and had booked it. The rest of the day he wouldn't look at him and had even traded seats with other people so that they couldn't talk. Stiles managed to give him a "what the fuck" look in econ, but Scott just looked sorry and a little sad/confused before just shaking his head and then pretending to pay attention to coach rambling about the economy or something. Like that was important in the face of this obvious werewolf/pack apocalypse.

Erica just had the shit giggles every time she sees Stiles and couldn't manage to get two words out. She did send a facebook notification that said "I really don't think Derek wants that" at the end of the day. Isaac just kept sending him puppy dog eyes begging him about something. When Stiles finally says "What! "all annoyed at him, Isaac just says "Okay." Boyd just gives him that "Dude" look and occasional does that "You're a mess and a half" head shake of his.

It's really not until he gets Danny's notification that he starts to feel the panic. Danny's message says: "Is this a wolf thing? I know I'm not your guru, but these things are better off being private. Don't forget the No glove no love campaign is there for a reason and lots of lube is essential. I want to be "there" for you, but I don't want to "be there for you" if you know what I mean. Sorry."

You see, late last night, probably later than he should have been doing it in retrospect, Stiles had been showing Derek how cool it was that he could set up a pack meeting event or just a pack hang out event on facebook and send invites to the pack and they they could respond back to the invite whether they could make it or not. So of course, since this was him, the example he chose to use had to be of a subliminal message sort, not a plain old boring pack meeting sort. I mean otherwise, why would Derek pay attention.

So he went on Derek's facebook account which he had created for him btw and created the following event:

Name: Stiles' Cherry Popping Party

Details: Stiles will be 18 and his ever patient (read withholding) werewolf boyfriend is finally going to be able to tap that ass.

Where: Derek's place with candles and flowers damnit.

When: August 26, 2013

Start time: 00:05

End time:?

Hosts: Derek Hale, Stiles "the man" Stilinski

Privacy: Invite only

Totally cool and subtle right? Of course Derek just scoffed at him, but it did lead to some nuzzling which led to some lovely grinding sexytime, so Stiles has no regrets. Or rather, he had no regrets until Danny's message, because it sounds like somehow this might be remotely related.

When he finally just decides to cut last period and run home to see what the fuck was going on, he jumps on his computer and types in Derek's info:

(look up Derek Hale 9250 on facebook the event is actually posted there for your viewing pleasure FanFiction won't let me post the link)

As he does his phone goes off showing a notification from facebook. The first notification is Isaac accepting his invite. The second is a message from his Dad saying that he'd better invite Derek over for dinner, because they all needed to talk.

So, sure enough, Stiles had hit friends as the privacy setting and not invite only and had just invited everyone in the pack and his Dad to witness the loss of his virginity. He swallows hard, relists the event as invite only and deletes everyone from the list but him and Derek (he admits to himself that he doesn't delete the event, because, well everyone really should have a party like that) and then dials Derek. He's pretty certain that a very angry wolf may unhost his party after this phone call.