I thought of this while sleeping and listening to 2x14. The 'Oh Jack and Oh Judy' cracks me up so hard, ha!. I don't wanna do what I am gonna do for this chapter, we need some more drama but hapiness too.
(A week later. Mon POV)
This morning while I was eating breakfeast and as per usual Chandler was talking to the baby, he will be such a great father to our unborn baby girl. Rachel asks "Hey Mon do you wanna go shopping with me and Phoebe this afternoon", I nod. "Hi baby girl. We can't wait until you are born soon" Chandler says to the baby. "I love racquetball" Ross exclaims and Rachel is eating a box of necos. Joey is eating pizza though it's early morning...man the guy never stops eating but now I am craving it too and ask "Hey Joe can I have a slice", he looks up at me and says "Yes" then he hands me a slice of pepperoni with melted cheese dangling from the sides and spicy sauce. "Thanks" I answer.
[The girls out shopping]
"Look at this" I exclaim examining a pink robe but then I feel something in my abdomen and scream. Rachel and Pheebs run over to me asking "Oh my god Mon what's wrong", "I think the baby is coming now" I reply in pain. Then I feel something drop from my legs and onto the floor, before I know it Phoebe runs up to the guy at the register saying "Help we've got a code nine. Our friend's water just broke" and adds "Three months before the due date". Rach holds my hand and says "Pheebs is getting them to call 911 and soon you and Chandler will be parents to a beautiful baby girl".
(At the hospital)
Before I know it, I hear doctors say "Monica Geller-Bing, six months pregnant. In labor". Also, I saw that the date was "March eighth, ninten-ninty seven".
(Rachel POV)
I have never been more scared then what I am in my entire life. Mon's obviously scared...I mean she has a tiny person coming out of her right now. Ross & Joey enter and Joey asks "What's wrong with Mon. Phoebe sent us a text message telling us to come down here." "Her water broke while we were shopping" I try to explain, "Wha- Monica's in labor. She's only in her sixth month'" Ross asked concerned. I find it really sweet that he is but I am dating a wonderful man aren't I? I nod, "Where the fuck is Chandler, he got her pregnant and got married to her" Ross asked in fumes of anger. "He's still working" Phoebe tells him.
(In Mon's hospital room)
"Where is Chandler. I need him right now" Monica asks looking hopelessly at the cruel treatment of childbirth that she is receiving right now, I sit next to her and pat her on the back saying "Joey is trying to get in touch with him right now" and go up to get ice chips.
(Chandler POV)
I was thinking about Mon and our unborn baby girl until the phone rang and a co-worker says "Mr. Bing you've got a phone call from someone named Joey Tribbiani", I shrug what could he possibly want from me like for prank calling? Then I pick it up saying "Hello". "Dude Mon's in labor right now" Joey tells me into the phone. I stand up asking "What are you trying to tell me thar she's having our baby girl right now". "Yes" Joey replies. Doug comes up to me and says "Bing!" then proceeds to slap my ass, but I say "Sorry not in the mood right now" Doug then asks "Bing what's wrong", "I just got a call from my best friend saying that my wife is having our baby girl though she's not due for another three months" I answer. "Well go. Congrats on being a daddy" Doug calls out and I give him a dumbs up.
(Mon's hospital room. Chandler enters)
I see my beautiful wife in pain, she notices me and says "I wish they can give me drugs to keep the baby from coming". "Sweetheart I do too. But soon our baby girl will come out looking like you" I reply and kiss her hand then say "I will always love you and be at your side".
It's really late right now but part two will be up ASAP. Please R&R and stay tuned for more :)