A/N: sorry about the Hiatus!! it's not over but I finnally found some time to upload a chappie. I've acctually had this one done for a while but my art and engligh classes are eaating my life so i've had no time to type it. in fact I'm actually shirrking an my art project right now to do it. but don't blame me blame the school system.

And NOW for the disclaimer!!!!!!

Oni-Link: *Sniff* *sniff* I Want my sword back :-(

Me: you'll get it back soon I promise. now read what I wrote.

Oni-Link: fine....... Crystal owns nothing from this fan fiction........... (WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Me: okay then. to quote Crystal "ONWARD!!!!!"

"HEY! LISTEN!!!" said Navi moments after the Wall master grabbed Crystal "Watch out for shadows of things that fall frome the ceiling!!"

Link and Oni-Link stared at her. "I would kill her........" said Oni-Link "But I don't have a sword."

"But I do." said link.

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Crystal fell hard on the floor of the first room of the termple. "Hmmmmmm" she said "I could go after them.......... but i THINK I'll just wait for them at the great Deku tree instead. I mean," she walked out of the temple "It's not like this is the hardest dungeon of all time."

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Oni-Link sat on top of the Stalfo trying to strangle it to no avail while Link was having his own issues with the one he was facing. "It just won't die!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Oni-Link in frustration and started jumping up and down on it. Link finally bested the stalfo he was fencing with and came over to decapitate the one Oni-Link was jumping on. Oni-Link was still jumping on the ashes when the chest apeared.

"I GOT THE HERO'S BOW!!!" he sang

YOINK

"NO YOU DO NOT!!!!!" sang Oni-Link throwing the quiver over his shoulder.

"Hey that's supposed to be mine!" said Link rather chidishly "Besides I don't think you can weild any othe weopen but your sword."

"Well I'm the one without a weopen right now so you will just have to share." he stuck his tounge out at link.

"fine then." said Link sulkily "But when you get your sword back you have to give it to me."

"Deal"

Link and Oni-Link stepped back out into the main room of the temple.

"Remind me again why we can't just blow open the elevator shaft." Said Oni-Link

"I actually have no Idea."

one transitional phrase later Oni-Link set the last of fifteen bombs on the top of the elevator and ran back to links hidden position. "So, how do you propose we light them?"

"With this." Replied Link pulling out a small crystal with a ball of fire inside.

"But how is that gonna?"

Link slammed the crystal on the floor and a huge wave of fire spread in all directions igniting the bombs and blowing open the floor where they were.

"NICE!" said Oni-Link with a grin

they went through the hole and emerged in a circular room with a nice veiw of the boss door behind some bars. some more ombs to care of the bars but Link stared at the giant lock in the door in confusion. "How are we gonna open this? I'm out of bombs."

Oni-Link studied the Lock for a moment. "Hey gimme your sword a sec."

"Why?"

he gestured at the door. "Giant Lock" he waved a hand at Links sword "Giant lockpick."

"okay but if you break the master sword......"

he handed over the sword. a few moents later the lock fell off. oni-Link handed the master sword back to Link with a smirk. and together they entered the boss room.

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Crystal stared at the sprout that would turn into the Deku tree sprout. "I wonder if it knows who Links father is?" she has always had a sneaking suspicion it was gannon though that would be kinda weird but then Gannondork could say somthing to the effect of "Link, I am you're father." Crystal giggled at the mere thought of it. she sighed and broke the fourth wall for amusments sake. "you know this is a compleatly pointless scene meant only to distract you from the fact that the auther is going to skip the boss battle right? oh good you already knew." she repaired the fourth wall and went back to being bored.

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"Awww shit" said Phantom Gannon tugging at the arrow in it's eye and glowing as he started to crumble into dust

"You know the real me won't be near so easy as my phantom. what a useless creature. I shall banish it to the realm between dimentions that should keep it out of my hair."

the magic exit appeared and Link ran for it oni-Link got there right after him leaping up to grab his sword that was floating there.

A\N well that does it for this chapter. as usual I am sorry for my atrocious grammer/spelling/punctuation but hey I just kinda suck at that so *Shrugs* it is now time for my english class and I have no Idea when I'll be able to write again. I hope it's soon cause I have a great Idea for the final scenes and a segwua (sp?) into MM so I keep my fingers crossed.

Review please and restore some of my confidence as a writer