Last time on, "The help"...
Shadow: Aundrey, Espio, and Charmy were cornered by Badniks that Amy, Blaze, and Cream released.
Amy and Sonic are at the park, and Amy is determined to confess her love to Sonic. For the thousandth time. But hey, who knows, maybe she won't get rejected this time.
Me: Stay on topic, Shadow.
Shadow: Right. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy part 2 of this monstrosity of a fanfic.
Me: That's it. You're fired. I'm replacing you with Silver.
Silver: ALRIGHT!
Shadow: *Walks out shrugging* Totally worth it.
Chapter 10
Aundrey, Espio, and Charmy stood back-to-back against each other, trying to think of how they could escape the badniks that were surrounding them.
"Well, this is it, you guys. The end. We've had some pretty good times together though, am I right?" Aundrey said, backing away from the badniks as they came closer.
Espio and Charmy had flashbacks of their 'good' memories they had with Aundrey.
"Hmm, no good memories. But I DO recall you lying to us, lying ON us, Attempting to poison us with ice cream and pizza-"
"-And making me watch 10 full episodes of Degrassi!" Charmy added, shuddering.
"Oh, come on. Degrassi isn't that bad." Aundrey reassured him.
"I've seen Degrassi. It is THAT BAD." Espio told Aundrey.
"How so?"
"For starters, teens should NOT be that dramatic. Plus, what teens do you know have perfect, clear skin like those on Degrassi? That show is fake garbage." Espio said, shaking his head.
"You're fake garbage!" Aundrey shot back.
"Can you guys fight some other time? Maybe in the afterlife, because we're gonna be DEAD soon!" Charmy exclaimed, pointing to the badniks that drew closer to them.
Aundrey looked at Charmy's wings, then at the badniks. She grabbed Charmy's right leg.
"...What are you doing?" Charmy asked awkwardly.
"Grab the other leg, Espio!" Aundrey commanded, ignoring Charmy.
"Wha- Oh, no! Wait a minute! I am not about to fly you two fattys across this gigantic swarm of badniks! No way, no how!" Charmy said, crossing his arms.
"You will or you get the swatter!" Aundrey threatened, holding out a gigantic fly swatter to Charmy's backside. "And it's gonna do more than hurt!"
Charmy gulped.
"Aundrey, are you sure this is a good-" Espio started.
"GRAB THE OTHER LEG ESPIO, AND START FLYING CHARMY!" Aundrey shouted.
Espio grabbed onto Charmy's other free leg, and Charmy began to flap as fast as he could.
With Miss Vanilla and Vector...
"Vector, can you come here please?"
Vector came down the hall to Vanilla's room.
"Miss Vanilla?" Vector said quietly, peeking his head through her room door.
Vanilla looked at Vector wearily from her bed.
"Oh, Vector. I think that that McDonalds food really has a long-lasting effect on me! I have a gigantic stomach ache again!" She exclaimed.
Vector twiddled his thumbs nervously.
"Well, uh, maybe I can bring you some medicine, or something?" He asked, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Hmm? Medicine? Oh, no! I couldn't possibly annoy you to get little ol' me some medicine just because I have a stomach ache." Vanilla told him, smiling.
Vector quickly plastered a fake smile on his face. "What? annoy me? YOU? Psh, nah! I'll get you whatever you need!"
"Oh, is that so?" She asked, pulling out a ridiculously long list of things to get for herself and throwing it at Vector.
"I would prefer if you would get everything on that list by noon, then." Vanilla told him.
Vector grumbled, but quickly came back to reality.
"Erm, right! I can do this!" Vector said, shutting Vanilla's room door and walking off.
"Grr... I HATE doing chores! This is supposed to be Aundrey's job! Where are those brats, anyway?! They're probably out somewhere about to get themselves killed!" Vector growled.
Aundrey, Charmy, and Espio...
The gang had barely moved an inch off of the ground .
"CHARMY!" Aundrey shouted.
"Well, I'm sorry! This is like carrying 2 refrigerators on my legs!" Charmy exclaimed.
Espio and Aundrey glared at Charmy for that sly statement.
"It's true! Use the treadmill sometimes!"
"I will use THIS." Aundrey replied, holding up the gigantic swatter.
"Fine. I'll throw my back out to save your life." Charmy sighed, attempting to fly again, with Aundrey and Espio hanging on to his legs.
Surprisingly, they finally managed to get off of the ground this time.
"Now! To the park!" Aundrey commanded.
"No way! I'm going home! I am not about to be six feet under just so that you can ask out some guy that probably doesn't even like you the way you like him!" Charmy told her.
"This is more than me asking Sonic out! We have to go tell Sonic to destroy all of these badniks that are roaming around the city or we'll all get in trouble!" Aundrey responded.
"We? You know, I can always just blame this entire thing on you and watch you get fired." Charmy said, wagging his finger at Aundrey.
"Oh?! Is that so?!"
"YEP!"
"No, Aundrey has a point, Charmy. We have to get rid of all of these badniks first or this city is gonna get destroyed." Espio said.
"But why would we go to the park, when we can just go to Doctor Eggman's lab to ask him to power the the badniks off?" Charmy said.
Espio and Aundrey looked at each other, then back at Charmy, then back at each other.
"Did...did Charmy just give us a great idea?" Espio asked.
"So it appears." Aundrey said.
"Well, I am on the first-grade honor roll! What did you expect?" Charmy bragged.
"Just go to Robotnik's lab."
With that, the group set off to find the egghead.
With Vector...
"What the-?! What the hell are 'Crumpets'?!" Vector asked, reading the list that Vanilla had gave him.
He shrugged it off, and decided to make cookies instead. He opened the fridge for ingredients, but only found onions, a can of soda, and some old take-out food.
"I hope miss Vanilla likes Coca-Cola flavored fried rice onion-y cookies!" Vector said, mixing it all together in a bowl.
After a few seconds of mixing, Vector stopped to inhale the aroma of the mix and nearly gagged.
"PHEW! Those sure are some strong cookies! Miss Vanilla will love these!" Vector exclaimed, pouring the mix on the cookie sheet and setting it in the oven.
Back with the gang!
Aundrey, Charmy, and Espio finally arrived at Dr. Eggman's lab. As soon as they did, Charmy shook Aundrey and Espio off of his legs while he was still in the air.
"OWW! Charm-MMF!" Aundrey shouted, but was hushed by Espio's hand covering her mouth.
"Shh. We don't want to trigger any alarms or make a scene! We're just going to go to the main room and find a switch that disables the badniks, ok?" Espio explained, still keeping his hand on Aundrey's mouth.
Aundrey nodded in response.
"What happened to asking Dr. Eggman to do it?" Charmy asked.
"Charmy. Do you really think that that backstabber will do what we want him to? Let's be reasonable."
"Yeah. I guess you're right."
"And remember. Nobody. Makes. A SOUND. Understand?" Espio asked.
Aundrey and Charmy nodded.
"Good. Let's move out!" Espio said, crawling towards the entrance with Aundrey and Charmy following him closely.
Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot were all watching the three through Eggman's security computers.
"Ohoho! Those fools think that they can come into MY castle and disable MY badniks, do they?! We'll see about that! Orbot and Cubot! Go take out the trash." Eggman said, grinning evilly.
"We already took it out this morning! Is the garbage can full already?" Cubot whined.
"He must've thrown away some more of his Justin Bieber merchandise again." Orbot whispered.
"SHUT UP AND GO TAKE CARE OF THE BRATS!" Eggman bellowed.
The two robots ran out of Eggman's quarters, and went to the main room, where Aundrey, Charmy, and Espio were headed.
"Ugh! How much longer, Espio? My hands hurt!" Aundrey complained.
"Maybe if you ask Sonic to kiss them, he'll make it ALL better!" Charmy teased.
"Can my foot kiss your face?" Aundrey asked, scowling at the bee.
Espio looked back at the two.
"This is not the time, you guys! We have to-"
"Where do you think YOU'RE going?!" A robotic voice asked.
Espio slowly turned around and faced forward to see Orbot and Cubot glaring straight at them.
"Um, actually, we were just-"
"About to find the switch to disable the badniks in the city!" Charmy chimed in.
"Charmy!" Aundrey and Espio yelled.
"What? That's what we came here to do, right?"
"Well, duh! They weren't supposed to know, though!"
"Oh. Heh, sorry." Charmy apologized.
"Well, we're sorry to say, but we can't let you advance any further!" Orbot said.
"Yeah! You can just turn back around right now!" Cubot added.
"No way! I had to carry these two on my legs the entire flight here! And now I have to carry them back? I don't think so!" Charmy argued.
"Well, regardless if we get to the switch or not, you still have to take us home when we're done." Espio reminded him.
"Aw, man. I'm gonna have a hernia when it gets to the end of the day." Charmy groaned.
"Wait a minute, Orbot! Doesn't that girl look familiar?" Cubot asked, pointing at Aundrey.
Orbot observed Aundrey for a moment, rubbing his metal chin.
"Hey, yeah! She looks EXACTLY like Aly off of 'AwKwArDnEsS!'" Orbot agreed.
"Who?" Aundrey whispered to Espio.
"Don't look at me. I don't even watch MTV." Espio shrugged.
"Is it really you, Aly?! We're huge fans!" Orbot told Aundrey.
"Yeah! We would do anything for you!" Cubot added.
Aundrey thought for a moment, then smirked.
"Actually...I am Aly. It's always nice to see my fans!" She said, giving off a fake smile.
Cubot and Orbot started to squeal.
"She smiled at me!" Cubot exclaimed.
"Shut up! She smiled at ME!" Orbot exclaimed.
"It was me!"
"It was ME!"
"I smiled at both of your dumb asses- I mean, I smiled at the both of you, at the exact same time!" Aundrey said, giving them another fake smile.
"YAY!" The robots both cheered.
Charmy and Espio caught on to what Aundrey was trying to do.
Espio whispered something into Aundrey's ear and she nodded in response.
"So, who wants to be my BIGGEST fan?" Aundrey asked.
"I DO! NO, I DO!" Cubot and Orbot argued.
"Calm down, guys! Listen to me: The first robot to find the switch that disables the badniks will be my SUPER fan!" Aundrey explained.
"Really?!" Cubot asked.
"Really."
"Will we be featured on the show, too?" Orbot asked eagerly.
"Wha-? Yeah, sure. Whatever. Now GO! Shut off that switch!" Aundrey commanded.
Orbot and Cubot ran to the main room to shut off the switch that disabled the badniks.
Aundrey, Charmy, and Espio decided to make a run for it when the coast was clear.
"HA! I got here FIRST!" Cubot said, disabling the switch. "Looks like I'm Aly's biggest fan after all!"
"Darn it!" Orbot shouted. "You cheated!"
Dr. Eggman appeared in the main room, obviously very upset.
"Dr. Eggman! You just missed Aly!" Cubot told him.
"She told us that whoever disabled the switch for the badniks first would be her Super fan!" Orbot added.
Eggman clenched his fists and teeth before saying anything.
"YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS! THAT'S NOT ALY! WHY ON EARTH WOULD A TV STAR BE SNEAKING AROUND MY FREAKING LAB?!" Eggman shouted angrily at the two robots.
Orbot and Cubot looked at each other, then back at Eggman.
"To see us?" They asked quietly.
"WRONG ANSWER!" Eggman yelled, taking out a bucket of water from no where and throwing it on the two.
With the gang again!
"Do you think it worked?" Aundrey asked as soon as they were completely out of the laboratory.
Espio looked on the ground and found a badnik laying still.
"Yeah. It probably did." Espio said, kicking it out of his way.
"Well Aundrey? Don't you want to go tell a certain hedgehog something before Amy steals him away completely?" Charmy asked, grinning.
"You know? Something's telling me I shouldn't ask him out. I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship." Aundrey answered.
"That's a good choice, Aundrey." Espio said, putting his hand on Aundrey's shoulder.
"If you don't get your hand off of my shoulder, the next choice I make probably won't be a good one." Aundrey threatened.
Espio frowned and removed his hand off of her shoulder.
"I'm kidding! Let's go home." Aundrey chuckled.
"I wonder how Amy is doing with Sonic, though..."
With Sonic and Amy...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE?!" Amy shouted at Sonic, swinging her hammer and chasing him.
"I mean, I have a girlfriend! Sally is my girlfriend! She's been my girlfriend for 2 months!" Sonic attempted to explain, running away from the crazed pink hedgehog.
"WHAT?! I'M GONNA DESTROY HER! THEN I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU FOR LYING TO ME ALL THIS DAMN TIME!" Amy shouted, swinging her hammer at Sonic's head, missing only by a few inches.
"Looks like I need another restraining order." Sonic sighed, running faster than before.
Another chapter done! Sorry it was kinda suckish. The next chapter will be better, fo' sho'!
Silver: You should probably never say that again.
Me: Who asked you Silver?! I'm trying to be hip and cool for the young people these days!
Silver: You'll always be retro in my opinion.
Me: Too bad your opinion is irrelevent. R & R you guys!
Silver: I mean, I wouldn't.
Me: SILVER!