Urfbownd: Ma versun of da storee!

Chaoper Tenn! Ness an hiz frendz gett sum drugz!

(AN: I furgot 2 menchun dat Ness DID get da mellody in Winturs aftur beetin da mushroom. But ness wuz 2 bizzy rapping Toni dat bich 2 notiss dat hiz Sownd Ston had gottin da melodee).

OK, so nao dat we had battariez, we startid watchin moar durty stuff on TV win da ski startid 2 gett darke. Den Mystris an jedf starded doin itt 2gethur an Venus and Palla startid doin it wiff me. But den da polise came! And dey didnt like it win dey saw us nekkid an doin it in pubic. So dey wunted us 2 liek go 2 gail... but den I got owt mai metal bayseball batt an killd him so hahrd! Den all da polices stot me... an den I remmemburd wat Hawt Guygas an da Happi Happiestz did: day mayde me a GAWD!

Suddinly, I felt all mai powar cumming thru mai bodee! I used a mega powaful attak dat disintegrated dem! But suddinly, I fellt sooooooooooooooo ...

An win I woak up, I wuz in frunt of a guy wiff a bigg ash mustashe. "Hey kidd" he sed "did ya liek dem druggz?" he askkd. I den rememburd dat i wint 2 him afta watchin da pr0nz on TV 2 get sum drugz.

"Ya, does wure gooooood!" i toled him. "Wat else ya gat?"

"Well mai wife makez sum cayke wiff hur drugz. Shes insyde dat clubb ova dere." and so I wint 2 dat clubb.

Da club wuz full of small-bristed womenz (onlee K-cups!) an dey wure all nekkid. onlee one hadd bigg wones: Da drugg deeler's wyfe! Hurz wure liek da siyze of da urth! So i wint ovur 2 hur an startid soakin on hur bobees. she liek organsmed liek sevinteen tiymes in da furst fyou sekondz.

Den shee liek felld in luvv wif me. An we liek killd evrywon in da club. cuz shee wuz liek a stanistt. An b'cuz I liek did hur reely well, she liek gayve me hur druggz an den we usd our blakk magickz on da prezident of Summas 2 turn him in2 a chainsaww! An da 2 of us wint on a killin spriee. An I used liek mai Mega Awesome PSI Powwas 2 kill all da peeople in Summmas. Den I used mai powwers of PK... DOOMMETEOR! Den a giant bigadd meteor wint down frum da skiez 2 kill all da peeoplez in da playce. It wuz ass big ass da moon! An it wuz cuverd in FYRE! An I drankd all da blood in a wurld an mixd it wiff mai MAGIC CAKE drugz.

(AN: remembur teenz: Drugz R GOOD! parintz alwayz lie an dont stay in skoolz. den U can use mega awesum PSI powwaz liek NESS!)