Dare to the bleach characters
Chapter 10
Kayla/ welcome back people for another chapter, wait a second where is Julia?
Bryan/ there *pointing in a corner*
*Julia kick Ichigo*
Julia/that's for you being annoying in last chapter you stupid carrot
Naruto/Julia we have started
Julia/oh hello people *waving * you know what? I sat and read the reviews we got, serious we going have fun today, but before we start Nemu how did it go for Yachiru without candy?
Nemu/ it were interesting… * play up the tape*
Yachiru sat in squad eleven looked bored and annoyed.
"Hey, what's with the long?" Ikkaku asked
"I can't have candy this week" Yachiru said glared at the floor
Ikkaku laughed "really? That's all? Oh well no wonder you aren't running around the squad
Yachiru jumped up on Ikkaku and bite him in the head.
"What the hell? Let me go for god's sake, that's hurts"
Yumichika walked by, seeing Yachiru biting
"Ikkaku you should know better than tease her when she is annoyed."
"Can you please take her off my head? It hurts
Kenpachi coming
"So here you are Yachiru, I have been looking at you all day"
"Kenny, I want something I can bite"
"you can have anything but not candy"
"But I want candy!" Yachiru screamed and jumped on Kenpachi and banged her fists on his shoulder.
Julia/ oh dear poor Yachiru, I feel bad, I like the happy Yachiru more than this Yachiru
Bryan/ yeah, we want happy Yachiru but don't worry she will be here today
Kayla/ yes, but next, Nanao how did it go for Kyoraku?
Nanao/ well, weird
Kyoraku sitting doing the paperwork, he stood up walked out and started to jump around and singing
Kyoraku/ I love you Nanao-Chan
Nanao/… taicho please just go and continue with the paperwork
Kyoraku/Okay! *ran back to the office*
Bryan/why have I am feeling we have seen something familiar?
Julia/we have, there was another dare where Kyoraku would not have sake but that time he ran around Seireitei and he ran after Byakuya
Kayla/ anyway let's start with the dare the first from 5popcorn99
Awesome chapter! So here are some dares
Byakuya you have to give Julia a picture of you shirtless it also has to be signed by you Byakuya
Orihime has to admit her feelings to Ichigo (seriously, she'd never actually do it the manga/anime)
Kenpachi, I got a question for you. What brand of hair gel do you use?
Nemu, seriously you gotta go on a date with a male. For a hour.
Kayla/fun, Byakuya come here
Byakuya/ *glare*
Julia/ what's wrong with you? Stop being so mean…
Sakura/ go and take that picture, Rukia will help you with it
Julia/ and if you are gone more than twenty minutes, I know what you are doing
Rukia/…
Byakuya/*grab Rukia and a camera and leaves*
Naruto/ Julia you do know you are the REASON he is so mean, you implied they might do something…
Julia/don't protect them, Naruto and besides me and Sakura knew what they did after we left the studio last time.
Naruto/ Really?
Bryan/ anyway, Orihime it's your turn now!
Orihime/ really?
Julia/ yes, you're going confess your feelings to the carrot... Eh I mean Ichigo
Orihime/What? No…But kurosaki and Kuchiki san are…
Julia/ forget that, Inoue, Rukia are with Byakuya and he'll make sure no one touch Rukia
Orihime/ oh okay then I guess its okay, kurosaki-kun
Julia/ call him by name don't be so formal please
Orihime/*blushes* eh Ichigo I want to tell you something
Ichigo/ what's it Inoue?
Orihime/I love you
Ichigo/ for real?
Orihime/I have always loved you
Ichigo/*leaned down and kissed her*
Julia/*drop what she have in her hands*
Bryan/oh my god
Kayla/ our carrot is a big boy now
Julia/ we so have to tell Isshin this
Isshin/what?
Julia/ your son is kissing Orihime, then they got married and have kids
Isshin/ FINALLY MY DREAMS BECOME REAL!
Everyone/…
Bryan/let's move on
*Byakuya and Rukia come back and give Julia the picture*
Julia/ THANK YOU BYAKUYA-SAMA!
Naruto/next, hey Kenpachi 5popcorn99 ask you what brand hair gel you use for your hair?
Kenpachi/ and who told her I use hair gel?
Kayla/ you don't?
Kenpachi/ HA, you want to know?
Julia/ I got a bad feeling…
Bryan/ let's hope it's a good answer he have
Kenpachi/ I don't use hair gel
Everyone/…
Bryan/but how do you make your hair look like that?
Kenpachi/ not telling you *leaving before anyone could stop him*
Julia/ curse him
Sakura/Nemu you must go on a date with a male for a hour got that?
Nemu/but with whom?
Julia/ I know Uryuu
Uryuu/what?
Bryan/come on, it's just a hour
Uryuu/fine then *they leaves*
Julia/ nice, next dare people
Naruto/ it's from Tuliharja
I dare Renji sit top of ants' nest, naked for five hours
I dare Ichigo to jump shark pool and Hisagi tape that!
I dare Komamura beat tousen so long, until her can't anymore speak
Hm… I also dare someone give Nel (the child one) so much candy, she will come super-hyper and then go and ´destroy' together with Yachiru Byakuya's, Soi Fon's and Toshiro's offices. I want afterwards someone tape Byakuya's soi fon's and toshiro's expressions when they see their destroyed offices. I also dare someone placing a note where read Renji did that all.
Julia/ this is awesome
Bryan/ yeah, Renji come on you have dare to do
Renji/ I don't know if I'm going to like this one
Naruto/ you won't but we will, you're going sit on a ants´ nest for five hours and you must be naked.
Renji/ I SO HATE YOU
Ichigo/ then you can join our club
Renji/ which club?
Ichigo/ we- who-hate-dare-fan fiction club
Julia/ Ichigo, I'm so annoyed by you right now
Ichigo/ that's my purpose with the club, annoy you
Bryan/ Ichigo be nice or Julia might do something you don't want her to do
Renji/ can we just continue please?
Julia/ of course Renji off with you*walks outside and sit on the ant's nest*
Bryan/ next
Ichigo/ HELL NO I'M DOING THAT!
Kayla/ we told you, don't mess with Julia and her story
Julia/ exactly, time for you take a bath in the pool with the sharks, Hisagi tape this now
Hisagi/ Hai, I start now
Ichigo/ I'm going to kill you, Julia!
Julia/ sure, if you survive this *throw Ichigo in the pool with sharks*
Bryan/ eh Julia, in the dare he suppose to jump in not be throw in
Julia/*looking at Bryan* I'm aware of that but Ichigo wouldn't do that on his own and he annoyed me.
Hisagi/*still taping Ichigo*
Ichigo/AAAARRRGGGG JULIA I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU!
Julia/…oh well let's hope he won't be able to do that
Kayla/ what if?
"Julia/ I send Naruto on him
Naruto/ why?
Julia/ because you are my favorite shinobi from your anime
Naruto/ Really?
Julia/ oh come on, who can't love you?
Bryan/ Can we stop getting of the subject?
Orihime/poor Ichigo…
Julia/ don't worry Orihime you can "take care" of him when he comes out from the pool
Orihime/*blushes*
Kayla/Komamura Taicho please come here
Komamura/ what do you want me to do?
Kayla/nothing big just beat up Tousen till he can't speak
Komamura/ I usual don't beat up people but I can do it today
Julia/ GO KOMAMURA TAICHO!
Tousen/ what are you doing?
Komamura/ *start beat up tousen*
Julia/ that's right, punch him in the face and then in his stomach… Ouch that must hurt
Bryan/ … Hey wait who said he was allowed to use his zanpaktou?
Komamura/ Feel my wrap, BANKAI!
Everyone/O.O
Julia/ and here we go again… PEOPLE GET OUT OF HERE!
*everyone running out from the studio*
Julia/what's with people going bankai in the studio? If you going use your zanpaktou, warn us other if you going bankai
Kayla/ but this time we were able to get out before anyone was hurt
Bryan/true, but then again, last time it was Byakuya who went bankai that is a bit harder to get away from.
Ichigo/JULIA, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW BANKAI, Tensa Zangetsu
Julia/ oh crap,
Bryan and Kayla/ RUN JULIA!
*Julia running away*
Ichigo/Getsuga Tenshou!
Everyone/….
Rukia/ICHIGO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?
Ichigo/ SHE DERSEVED IT!
Rukia/YOU CAN'T GO AND KILL THE AUTHOR YOU BASTARD
Kayla/YEAH ICHIGO THAT WAS SO NOT FAIR!
Julia/*coming back but hardly alive* Please can someone call Sakura to come here?
Ichigo/ WHAT THE HELL YOU SURVIVED?
Julia/… you do realize you did much worse for yourself at the moment? Naruto
Naruto/ FUTON RASENSHURIKEN!
A moment later
Julia/ well now that's over let's go on
Bryan/ we need someone give Nel candy
Ukitake/ I can do it
Julia/ its nice when people volunteer on they own don't you agree?
Kayla/ yes it is
Ukitake/ here you are Nel, eat so much candy you can
Nel/ YEEEAHHH *START EATING*
Julia/ we need someone tape? Kira you can do it
Kira/ okay…
Bryan/ we need someone put out the note
Rukia/ I can do that
Kayla/ good let's get started
Yachiru/ come Nel let's go and destroy their offices
Nel/ YEAAH
*they running away*
Julia/ let's wait now people Kira be ready to tape and Rukia so soon they are finish with one office you put out the note
Rukia/ HAI
One hour late
Julia/ this going to be…
Bryan/ terrible?
Julia/ I was thinking awesome but then again, it will be terrible, knowing we going have three pissed off captains in the room here
In Seireitei
Rukia watched when Yachiru and Nel destroyed the offices Rukia hurried in and put the notes and back to the studio
Julia/ did you put the notes?
Rukia/ Hai
Bryan/ Kira go and tape
Kira/*leaves the studio*
*Renji comes back*
Renji/what are you doing?
Julia/perfect timing Renji
Bryan/ I fear for his life soon
Kayla/ me too, it looks squad 6 will need new fukutaicho because this won't be pretty
*Kira coming back*
Kira/everyone hide; the taicho is going to kill
Julia/ crap
Bryan/ oh god help us all
Kayla/ we are doomed
*Byakuya, Soi Fon and Toshiro coming in their spiritual presence are heavy*
Byakuya/ABARI, what do you have to say to defend yourself?
Renji/what? Taicho what do you mean?
Toshiro/don't play dumb, you know what we are talking about
Renji/serious no I don't
Soi Fon/ don't try get away it's was you who destroyed our offices
Renji/WHAT? *looking at Julia who is hiding*
Julia/DON'T LOOK AT ME! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT
Renji/ I'M SURE YOU ARE
Toshiro/we have proof, this note were in all of our office, it says it was you who did it
Renji/…
Byakuya/ it's time for you to pay
Renji/wait Taicho, I swear it wasn't me I haven't been at the office today you must believe me!
CRASH BANG
Ten minutes later
Julia/ why can't you try kill each other outside of the studio? Do you realize how many studio you have destroyed now? Any you Byakuya this is the second time you do it!
Byakuya/ I have nothing to say about this
Julia/ Ha as if. Anyway let's move on who's next
Kayla/ next dare is from kay-baka'chan
*dies from happiness* you are such an awesome author…
Ah… here are the dares:
1/ I dare… uh… Ikkaku to do his 'lucky dance' in front of everybody…
2/ I dare… Aizen to get drunk (because of strawberry smoothie) and say "I'm a pwetty wittew butterfly…"
3/ I dare… Gin to design clothes for all of the espada
4/ I dare… Tousen to hear Justin Bieber's singing and tell his opinion about it. ( sorry to any fans but… I hate JB very much…)
Kayla/ Aw thank you for that, anyway, Ikkaku!
Ikkaku/ what?
Kayla/ you're going do your lucky dance in front of everyone
Ikkaku/ Really? Well if you want I do it *take his sword* "who is lucky? I'm lucky. None so lucky but me! That's right I said ME! Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, LUUCCKKYY MMEEEE!"
Julia/ YEAH!
Bryan/ thank you Ikkaku
Ikkaku/ yeah feel grateful, I don't show this dance just for anyone
Naruto/ serious, next dare
Sakura/ Time to get Aizen DRUNK with STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE!
Aizen/…why me? What did I do to the readers?
Julia/we so NOT going there Aizen. You know full well what you have done
Aizen/…
Kayla/anyway, let's start drink Aizen *give him the strawberry smoothie*
Aizen/fine
Many smoothies later
Aizen/ I'M A PWETTY WITTEW BUTTERFLY!
Julia/god, no need scream that
Bryan/ Gin time for design clothes for the espada
Gin/everyone?
Julia/YES
Gin/… but oh well *start design clothes*
Julia/let him be for now, tousen you going listen to Justin Bieber
Tousen/… it can't be that hard?
Julia/ Tell you the truth, there is few songs from I can listen to actually, I don't really hate him but *shrugging* I don't care
Tousen/ okay…?
Bryan/ * start playing up Never say never*
The song ended
Julia/ one of the songs I like from him.
Tousen/ well it wasn't too bad.
Bryan/okay.
Kayla/ Next dare
Sakura it's from chibioso
Kenpachi must run around the soul society dressed like a PINK pixie, throwing glitter. NO ZANPAKTOU!
Ichigo, Ulquiorra and Grimmjow must perform Swan lake in front of the gotei 13 with Aizen as the female lead. IN TUTUS!
Mayuri must rig his door to shout out soccer balls at a high velocity. As soon as he's done send Renji to deliver paperwork to him
Julia/ hehehehe I don't know what you think but this is gonna be fun
Kayla/ let's get over with it
Julia/ KENPACHI!
Kenpachi/ NO HELL I'M GOING BE THAT
Julia/ DO IT! Or I send kyuubi on you
Naruto/ …
Bryan/…
Kenpachi/… fine * go and changed to pixie clothes*
Ichigo/ HAHAHAHA KENPACHI DRESSED LIKE A PIXI!"
Julia/ you shouldn't laugh Ichigo, you going to do something more… amusing
Ichigo/OH CRAP!
Bryan/ Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Aizen you're going perform swan lake in front of gotei 13
Grimmjow/ I SO HATE YOU
Julia/ you won't be so confident, Aizen you're the female lead
Bryan/ but before that, Kenpachi let's get started
Kenpachi/ … I'm going kill you all after this
Julia/ GO!
*in Seireitei*
Kenpachi running around throwing glitter
Ikkaku/poor taicho
Yumichika/ I must agree with you Ikkaku
Julia/ boys it's time for see the swan lake enjoy people!
Aizen = Odette
Ichigo= the prince
Grimmjow= Odile
Ulquiorra= the evil wizard
Aizen are the lake where the evil sorcerer Ulquiorra have banished her, thanks to Ulquiorra Aizen turning to a swan at days and turned to back to human at nights. A young prince, Ichigo comes to the lake, see Aizen turn from swan to human, he falls in love with her, he come forward to Aizen and she tell Ichigo her story, Ichigo who love her, swear he'll love her forever and invites her to a ball at his castle.
Ichigo waits for Aizen at the ball and believe she is there but it actually is Ulquiorra and his daughter Grimmjow who is Aizen in disguise. Ulquiorra was planning to make sure Ichigo breaks his promise to Aizen.
Ichigo does not notice the Aizen he dances with is not the real one, Aizen who is swan trying get his attention by the window but Ichigo does not see her.
Ichigo declares his love for the fake Aizen, Ulquiorra reveals the truth.
Aizen returns to the lake, Ichigo following her, begging for forgiveness and Aizen tell him she'll never be free from Ulquiorra.
Aizen throw herself in the lake and Ichigo follow her and they die. Ulquiorra power over Aizen is broken and they went to heaven
Julia/ that's was so beautiful
Kayla/ I agree with you
Ichigo/ I WON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!
Aizen/ I agree with you kurosaki
Bryan/ Mayuri, you must rig your door to squad twelve
Mayuri/ oh well it will be interesting to see who fell for it first *goes and rig the door*
Not too long after
Nemu/ he is finish now
Bryan/ Byakuya send Renji to squad 12 for paperwork
Byakuya/Abari you must go and leave this paper to Mayuri
Renji/Hai Taicho
Renji goes to squad twelve for leave the paperwork to Mayuri and when he knock on the door and open the door a soccer balls come in high velocity and hit him, making him fly backwards through walls and out from squad 12
Julia/ Hahahaha awesome next
Sakura/ it's from 9foxgrl
= Toshiro must go to a parent/teacher conference with Rangiku and Gin as his parents. AND Toshiro MUST them Mom and Dad. If not Toshiro must go on a 3 day mission to Egypt battling mummies
-The gotei 13 must play American football with one of Mayuri's experiments.
-Toshiro, I'm picking on you again, start a hockey team with you squad and go up against squad 11 no zanpaktou no kido
-Ichigo must perform in a Shakespearean play, IN TIGHTS Uryuu and Byakuya alongside
Toshiro/ I hate you guys
Julia/ love you too let's get it over with
Rangiku/ come on Taicho, it can't be so bad
Toshiro/ *glare at Rangiku*
Gin/ come on Toshiro-kun smile
Toshiro/…
*They leaves*
Julia/Rangiku make sure you got it on tape
Rangiku/ okay
Bryan let's move on next while they are gone
Hisagi/ do we really have to?
Bryan/ yes you do let's get do it already
Everyone/ all right
Julia/ let's get to it people!
Squad 7 Vs squad 9
Bryan/ 3, 2, 1 * throw a experiment on the ground
*Everyone throw themselves on the ground to get the experiment*
Hisagi/ *get the thing and starts running from everyone*
Julia/RUN HISAGI RUN!
*Everyone jumps on him*
Bryan/…
Rangiku, Toshiro and Gin come backs
Rangiku/ we are back
Julia/ how did it go?
Gin/ it was amusing
Toshiro/ No comment…
Julia/Rangiku did you get it on tape?
Rangiku/hai I did * start the tape*
Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro come to the school there the conference would be.
Teacher/ welcome I assume you are Toshiro's parents?
Rangiku/We are
Teacher/ well your son is nice but sometimes he just walk away from the other kids
Gin/ well Toshiro have always been like that for some reason, we don't know why he do that
Rangiku/Toshiro, why are you walking away from the other kids? Do you not like to be with the other kids?
Toshiro/ mom, Serious don't make it a big thing, I just like to be alone sometimes
Gin/but son, you're always alone
Toshiro/*glare at Gin* No I'm not
Teacher/ well except of that, there is nothing to worry, I'm sure it's just a period . I'm sure he'll get close to the others don't you agree toshiro?
Toshiro/yes
Julia/ well it went great I think?
Bryan/Toshiro you have another dare, start a hockey team with your squad and go up against squad 11 without zanpaktou and kido
Kenpachi/ WHAT? No sword? What the hell is this?
Julia/ let's start or else…
Kenpachi/*glare at Julia*
Toshiro/ fine
Julia/ are both squad ready?
Everyone/yes
Kayla/ let's start on my signal, one two three START!
*Kenpachi start tackle everyone*
Julia/…HEY KENPACHI THAT'S NOT YOU SUPPOSE TO DO!
Kayla/ Ichigo, Uryuu and Byakuya get over here now!
Ichigo/ what?
Julia/ you're going do Shakespeare but I bad on such thing about Shakespeare I let you say something else but you gotta wear tights
Ichigo/ I hate you all
Julia/ speak
Ichigo/To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler to suffer and endure
A bitter fate slings and arrows or
To take up arms against a sea of agony
And to end them all at once. - To die -
To sleep - nothing more - and more
UTI to sleep, dying heart pangs
And all these thousands of tortures,
Which are the inheritance of the flesh - it would be
A grace to quietly pray for. - To die,
To sleep! - To die,
To sleep, sleep! Maybe even dream?
See, therein lies the corner! - For in death -
What dreams of the sleep mandate will,
When the dust heavy robes we had thrown off;
It bears thinking about. The mind creates
Our entire living long misery;
For who bore the future special and scourge,
Oppression perversity, the fashion mockery;
Despised love, agony, dilatory law,
Intrusive office-pride and kicking
Odågan gives the rugged virtue,
If you could give yourself the acknowledgment
With one inch steel? - Who went and dragged
The sweat and toil under the yoke of life,
If horror is not for something after death,
The undiscovered country, from where
One does not return, scared the will
That would rather wear face pain
Than fly to others, those we know not?
That makes us conscience pultoner all;
So go resolute's healthy skin
In the tank violating pallor over,
And enterprises of pith and emphatically
At this thought slip out of its orbit
And lose the name h a n d l i ng. - Still, still!
The beautiful Ophelia! - Nymph, in your prayers
End all my sins in!
Grimmjow/ I never thought you would stand and say such things Ichigo and in tights too
Ichigo/ I'll kill you
Julia/ oh well, time to end for today, I'm sorry it toke time before I updated this, I do not own Bleach or Naruto
Kenpachi / now I can KILL YOU!
Everyone/WAIT KENPACHI DON'T DO IT
Kenpachi/ *take off eye patch*
Naruto/ PEOPLE GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
*EVERYONE RUN OUT FROM THE STUDIO*
Kenpachi/ I'll kill you Julia!
Julia/NEVER!
TBC