NOTE:: This story is a collaboration of Nami-chan and Miss Hiem, we do not own KH or any of the characters, we do own Mine, Nami, and Melxiy, they are our own characters.
2 NOTE:: Mine is pronounced, 'Mee-nay'
-Random Lesson-
Lesson 10: How to play doctor...
The five teens shot their heads around looking for the source of the noise, Demyx wasn't there because he was already gone.... Nami noticed Vexen running down the hall towards the entrance,
"Yo, Vexen! What's goin' on!?" Axel shouted down at the scientist,
"There's been an accident with Roxas outside!" Vexen shouted back.
"Roxas?! We have to go see!!" Mine yelled running after Vexen pulling Nami behind her.
Outside there was Saix crouching on the ground beside someone and a few other members standing around wondering what was going on, and Xigbar making ambulance siren noises through a megaphone.
"Where's Roxas?" Mine looked around frantically, Axel pointed to where Saix and Vexen were,
"I'm guessing over there." Mine ran over to Vexen and Saix and found Roxas lying on the ground, out cold.
"What happened?!?!" She screamed, Saix waved his hand in front of her face,
"Calm down, he's not dead, he just fell from a landing, I think he might have a few broken bones, but he's fine!" Mine took a deep breath, and walked back to the others,
"He fell, so he might have a broken bone or something."
"Well, if that's all, let's go back to your room and wait a little, we'll see how he's doing in the morning okay?" Melxiy guided Mine back inside, Mine looked down a little saddened,
"Okay..."
The next morning, Mine was woken up by loud frantic banging on her door, and Nami screaming gibberish, she walked over and opened her door to find Nami with a big smile on her face and twitching like there was no tomorrow.
"OMIGAWD MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEREWASTHISTHINGTHATHAPPENEDANDITWASAMAZINGANDSOIWASEATINGTHISSUGARANDIGOTALLHYPERANDJUNK!!!!!!! OMFGTHISISFRIKKINAMAZINGIAMLIKEFREAKINGOUTRIGHTNOWOMGOMOGOMOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGGGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGGGGGGGGGGGGJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nami screamed, Mine stared.
"I am not going to ask, any news on Roxas?"
"IHAVEN'THEARDANYTHINGBUTIAMGOINGTOGOSHOWAXELTHISWONDERFULTHINGSUGARCAUSEITSTEHFRIKKINGREATESTTHINGINTHEWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Nami dashed away as fast as she could, Mine staring after her. Mine put on some clothes, went down to Melxiy's room and knocked on her door. Melxiy answered looking in not the greatest moods ever.
"What happened?!?!?" Mine spazzed.
"Nami woke me up, going on about the greatest thing in the world, I barely caught a single thing she said to me, then ran off." Mine nodded,
"Same thing with me. Anyway, I'm afraid to go to Xemnas' office alone to ask about Roxas, wanna come?" Melxiy sighed,
"Yeah, sure, just gimme a minute I'll get dressed." Mine waited outside of her door for a few moments and Melxiy walked out.
"Let's a go!" They walked down the hall towards the office. They heard quick footsteps coming towards them, Xemnas flew around the corner. Mine jumped behind Melxiy a bit.
"Where's Mine?" Xemnas asked breathless. Melxiy looked behind her at Mine's nervous glances.
"Why?" Xemnas looked over her shoulder to meet Mine's eyes.
"Well, who else is going to watch Roxas while he is stuck in bed?" Mine gasped, and jumped out from behind Melxiy.
"R-Roxas? Really?" Xemnas, nodded and pointed down the hall to lead her. Mine quickly ran down the hall towards Roxas' room, leaving Melxiy, slowly making an exit from Xemnas.
"Crap! I forgot to tell her about the deal me and Axel made..." Mine ran as fast as she could towards Roxas' room, excited to see him in person. She skidded to a stop in front of the door that said 12. Her fingers trembled in excitement as she reached up to knock. The three loud bangs surprised Roxas.
"Who is it?" He shouted a bit grumpily, Mine froze as her thoughts ran wild and crazily spazzed out,
"Well, uh, duh! It's Mine!" Roxas let out a quiet, 'oh.....' then cheerfully stated,
"C'mon in!" Mine slowly opened the door and peeked in,
"Uh, hi, how're you doin'?" Roxas held up his casted arms,
"My arms are broken." he said coldly Mine laughed uncomfortably a bit,
"Uh, yeah, so um do you need something?" Roxas thought about the question for a bit,
"Umm painkillers" Mine just stood there blinking.
"Oh! That's all? I be back then..." She said as she walked out, and towards Vexen's lab to get the pills. She walked down the hall for an hour getting lost forgetting how to get there. She knocked on the door and waited semi patiently for Vexen to open his damn door. When he finally opened it he was covered in purple dust. Mine looked at him with her eye brows arched.
"What?"
"Not going to ask..." Vexen sighed.
"What are you here for?" Mine thought for a minute...
"Oh right! Roxas needs pain killers" Vexen walked back into his room and came back with two pills.
"Give him these, and then give water...he shouldn't need pain killers for like the next 6 hours." Mine nodded understanding.
"Did you just say 'like' before a word?" Vexen nodded.
"Dude that's just wrong..." Mine said walking back towards Roxas' room. She saw Xemnas up ahead speaking with Xigbar. She walked past them then heard a faint cough.
"Oh Mine, umm... I forgot to mention earlier..." Mine froze and turned around.
"Oh Dear god what is it?" She asked quietly, Xemnas pulled out a little white dress, Mine stepped backwards.
"What the hell is that?" Xigbar covered his laughing fit that was coming on.
"Well there was a condition that we made, you have to wear this outfit while you care for Roxas..."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! Who would do that to me??" Xigbar coughed,
"Axel..." Mine should have known that. She grumbled and snatched the dress away from Xemnas then headed back to Roxas' room. Ignoring Xigbar's constant laughing.
Mine finally reached Roxas' room and sighed before opening the door. Roxas perked up from the book in his hands and smiled brightly at Mine. She sat down on the bed beside him,
"Here's your painkillers... Damn Axel..." she clenched her teeth, Roxas looked sideways at her.
"What happened..?" Mine sighed and pulled up the dress,
"Damn Axel made a deal with Xemnas and now I have to wear this while taking care of you." she shook her head. Roxas stared at the dress and automatically turned red, imagining Mine in the dress. With it's white... shortness.. Skirt thing... and loooong...... whatever.
"....................... Yeah.... damn.... him, Axel... I mean... You.. Should get it over with... ya know... umm..." Roxas stuttered feeling completely dazed and knowing it was totally obvious he was blushing. Mine blinked realizing what Roxas was saying, she blushed and grumbled,
"I'll change in your bathroom... Okay?!" Roxas smiled then shook his head like an idiot then gave her a blank look.
"Yeah... uh, okay." He said trying to look cool. Mine shook her head again getting up and heading to the bathroom.
"You better not have cameras in here." She grumbled to herself. Roxas waited for a few minutes waiting, his dazed thought train was interrupted by Mine's sudden ranting,
"OMFGH!!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!! FUCK YOU XEMNAS!! No wait... FUCK YOU AXEL!!!!" Roxas struggled to put his hands in the air to quietly cheer to himself, but failed.... miserably.
"Yaaaaaaaay-ow...." He groaned. Mine slowly trudged out, trying to pull her skirt down. The dress was a little 'sexy nurse' outfit, (Perfect for a slut!) it was white and sleeveless, and the skirt was rimmed with pink lace, also it was extremely short! She was wearing fish net stockings with knee high black boots (the heels roughly around 3 inches high), also rimmed with pink lace. All topped with a lace lined nurse's cap. Roxas just about died. Of happiness, don't worry. Mine stumbled over the heels back to sit beside Roxas on the bed,
"You're totally enjoying this aren't you?" Roxas paused before being interrupted by the door slowly creaking open. The two of them looked over to find Xemnas peeking in with a video camera, mumbling something about cosplay and porn to himself. He looked up at them then snapped his fingers,
"Damn, what will I tell the guys on eBay?" He whispered to himself. Mine stood up, then fell over, then stood up again! She glared at Xemnas with fire in her eyes,
"YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!" she screamed chasing him out of the room. Roxas held is hand out after her,
"Uh, wait.. Mine?" Mine shot a look back at him,
"What?!" She snapped. Roxas smiled,
"While your out there, can you get me something to eat?" Mine sighed,
"Yeah, sure." and she happily paced out of the room. Roxas paused for a second before singing to himself.
"An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute screw the fruit!"
Mine skipped down the halls with a tray of food, ignoring the fact her panties were probably showing, she came up to Roxas' door and didn't bother to knock, I mean, what's the worst he could be doing with broken arms?
She swung the door open quietly and stared at Roxas who was still reciting his little rhyme.
"Uhh... Oh, okay..." She stared at him as she slowly stepped backwards out the door, Mine bumped into a tall figure and she shot around to find Xemnas, Xigbar, Vexen and the other older members standing around her.
"What do you want?!" She yelled, Xemnas smirked and pointed down at her nurse outfit. Mine looked down and gave out an 'oh...' under her breath. She then threw the tray of food to the ground and kicked upwards, Mine almost didn't realize the length of her skirt and tried pulling it down as she pathetically kicked towards Xemnas.
"Well, uh, I'm enjoying this." Xemnas giggled like a little fangirl, the other members nodded in full agreement. Mine's jaw dropped and she screamed out,
"I HATE YOU!!!" she ran back into Roxas' room and slammed the door,
"EVERYONE'S AGAINST ME!!!" Mine yelled ignoring the fact Roxas was sniffing up a nosebleed.
"Um... I love you?" Mine's eyes widened and she blushed, remembering when Roxas first said that to her,
"Um, yeah Roxas?" he tilted his head and looked at her with wandering eyes as she sat down beside him on the bed.
"Yeah..?" Mine fiddled with her fingers,
"Um.. Well... When you said that to me before.. Ya know when I was..." she trailed off Roxas gulped,
"Uh.. Yeah?" he blushed avoiding eye-contact. A long awkward silence followed and the two sat there wishing it would just break already, finally Mine choked out bluntly.
"I don't get it." Roxas nearly fell over,
"What?! What do you mean?!" he shot over to her, Mine put her hands on her head looking very dazed,
"Well! It's just it was really confusing what you were saying and then.. Ahhh! I don't know! I just don't get it!!" Roxas sighed, defeated and shook his head.
***
Demyx paced around Zexion's room as he sat moping on his bed.
"Aww.. C'mon Zexy, let's go walk around today!" Demyx whined, Zexion shook his head and gritted his teeth.
"It's just, agh! That stupid Roxas! She'll pick him.. I know she will." Demyx looked sympathetic at his emo friend,
"Cheer up, 'kay? You'll find someone... Who will love you for everything about you.." he grinned at Zexion who shot his head away.
"But...!" Demyx shook his head.
"Zexy... You know... The three girls are all taken... but, ya know there are other members..."
***
Axel stared wide-eyed at Nami as he watched her flail her arms around rambling on about something he had no idea about,
"Saikenodemtonaihitohitomuinaianianiheehehehlolololbonbon!!Laaaahaistupirnhodihulaloohahsusaynaikatsunabaenaiibubumtiinekawaii!!!!" she slurred her words together,
"AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! OkayIgotstogookaybyeeee!!Spredthehappiness!!!!!!" and with that she dashed off. Axel just stared after her.
"I just missed an entire conversation..." He then fell to his knees and shouting out,
"I'M SUCH A TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND!!!" Melxiy randomly walked over,
"Finally, you realize that!!" Axel shot up to his feet and leaned over to Melxiy.
"So, Weis gunna catch her?" Melxiy shook her head,
"Your on your own." and with that she paced off humming a quiet tune. Axel gave the air a determined look and began to talk to himself,
"Alright! Fine!! I'll catch her! No matter what it takes!!" and he quickly got to work. He ran around the castle covering each and every halls end with duct tape and webs made from sticking string, only catching himself three times in his own webs.
Axel gazed upon his creation with tears in his eyes,
"It-it's BEAUTIFUL!!!" he cheered all dramatic like. Then made his stealthy escape.
***
Mine giggled uncomfortably,
"Well, okay! Whatever!" Roxas shrugged,
"Whatever?! Can't you just say you love me or don't love me back and get this conversation over with?!?!" Mine blushed but jumped to comic relief,
"Nope!" Mine then ran over to Roxas' closet and hid inside, peeking out. Roxas sighed,
"I can see you..."
"Shit!" she cursed before emerging from the closet.
"You caught me... I'm 'it'." Roxas smiled,
"Do you always act this way when you're embarrassed?" he eyed her, Mine stopped in her tracks and stood there frozen, blushing.
"Uh..." She muttered,
"Well... ummm..." Roxas shrugged,
"It's okay Mine, I'm being inconsiderate..." Mine looked up at him,
"Huh?" Roxas shook his head.
"I randomly put this question on you, I have to think about how your feeling.. I mean you've been through a lot a these last few days..." Mine looked down then something snapped,
"No! No! It was me! I brought this up!" Roxas looked at her curiously,
"Well, uh, it's just, I wasn't sure if you really meant what you said to me back there..." Mine fumbled. Roxas blushed,
"..... Well...." Mine waited, anticipating his answer.
"Yeah... um, I meant it." He mumbled blushing trying to hide his face. Mine sighed as if something huge was just lifted off her chest,
"One more question... before I answer yours." Roxas nodded hesitantly.
"What were you doing jumping off one of the castle ledges!! You could've died!!" Roxas laughed a little bit before smiling back at Mine,
"Well, actually... It was an accident. I was feeling like crap after I talked to you that I went up to one of the ledges to get some fresh air... And I fell." he blushed embarrassed. Mine stayed quiet for a few seconds before bursting out laughing.
"It's... not that funny..." Mine wiped her tears of laughter away and giggled,
"I know it's not for you... but.. You just fell!! I thought, that's just too funny!" she smiled. Roxas pouted then managed to grumble out,
"Well, now I want you to answer my question." Mine nodded, knowing he would be impatient about that.
"Roxas..." He winced, bracing himself for her answer.
"You're a really great friend, and you're super sweet, and not so bad to look at. I honestly think, no matter how cheesy it sounds..." He watched her fiddle turning bright red,
"But, I really love you, too." Roxas' face lite up in an instant, and Mine smiled brightly back,
"Ah! Y-you.. Really?!" he stuttered, Mine nodded. They both agreed, it could have been a lot better than that, but c'mon, everything's got to be that dramatic when your this age.
***
Zexion nodded,
"Your right... I should get over it... If she chooses him, I should just accept that. I'll find someone else!" Demyx smiled at Zexion,
"Yeah! Who knows maybe there's someone just waiting for you to notice them!!" Zexion slightly smiled back,
"You think...?" Demyx clenched his fist,
"I know!! Now, let's go walking!!" Demyx cheered taking Zexion's hand and rushing out the door.
***
Melxiy was playing video games.
***
Nami skipped quickly through the halls of the castle. She turned a corner and stopped in midair. She opened her eyes, and realized that she was trapped, she squirmed and yelled, random lines to catch someone's attention...anyone's attention. Sora turned the corner and walked into Nami. He looked up at her.
"Nami, what are you doing?" Nami struggled to look at him, but made no success.
"WELL, YOU SEE..." She screamed, Sora covered his ears.
"Nami, you don't have to scream, I'm right here..." Nami paused...
"...Oh..." She sobbed
"Well, you see it was the UNICORRRNNNSSSS!" Sora sighed,
"The unicorns?" Nami nodded, and continued to struggle against the tape.
"DAMN YOU UNICORNS!!" Nami shouted, Sora walked away, leaving Nami to dwell in her little world of crazy killer unicorns.
***
Sora, walked and saw Axel sitting alone in the hall way.
"So do you know why Nami's stuck in the middle of the hallway, trapped in tape?" Axel looked up.
"Oh yeah! I did that?" Sora did an all out dramatic LE GASP!
"You sick pedofile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Axel threw his hands up in defense.
"No, no it's not like that... you see I was trying to figure out what she was saying..." Sora nodded in understandment?
"Ohhh....that's why you left her hanging there in the middle of the hall way all vulnerable like..." Axel gasped,
"OMG you're right!!! I'm a terrible boyfriend!" Sora nodded as he watched Axel run down the hall and get caught in his own trap for the forth time...
"Oww, Sora could you help me for a minute?...Sora?"
***
Mine watched Roxas eating the last bit of the bun she had gotten from the kitchen. She watched his facial features as he turned to her and raised an eyebrow.
"Uhm, are you alright?" Mine snapped back to reality and a light blush trickled on her cheeks,
"O-oh! Yeah, sorry, I zoned out for a second..." Roxas blinked and giggled a bit.
"What..?" Mine blushed more,
"Oh.. It's nothing... It.. It's just.. Tha-" Roxas broke off as he fell forward into Mine's arms.
"R-Roxas?!" Mine turned a darker shade of red as she tried to keep Roxas up.
"..zzzz." Mine stared at his sound sleeping face and laughed,
"You must be tired, it's been crazy for you last few days..." Mine propped him up off of her and she got up from the side of the bed, she was stopped in her tracks when Roxas sighed underneath his breath.
"... Mine... Please don't go..." He whispered half asleep, Mine smiled and sat down on the bed as Roxas adjusted himself closer to her,
"You know... You're really pretty when you smile..." Roxas whispered making Mine blush more.
"... You should do it more often..."
-Class Dismissed-
"Wait! Wait! We can't end the chapter yet!" Melxiy screamed, she ran over to Nami who was still having trouble getting down from the webs.
"Nami!! Why are you so hyper?!" Nami nodded enthusiastically,
"OHTHAT'SEASY!!" Axel covered Nami's mouth,
"... Quieter..." Nami nodded again.
"YouseeIgothisugerfromXemnas!" Sora stared at her,
"... Sugar?" Nami nodded once again,
"Sugar'sgreatit'samazing!! Thegreatest! Youknowhat? Sugarissomuchbetterthanalltheotherfoodgroups!! Weshouldn'thavetoeatanythingelse!! Let'sjusteatsugar!! 'CAUSE SUGAR IS THE THING FOR ME!" Axel grabbed Nami's shoulders,
"Xemans gave you SUGAR?!" Melxiy looked at Axel,
"Are you sure that it was sugar?" Sora and Axel stared of into the distance,
"No, but I am sure that it was actually crack." Axel said dazed,
"Nothing but hell from here." Sora agreed,
"WHAT?!" Melxiy screamed.
-Class Dismissed-
-Fer real dis time-