Joel was laying in his bed he was thinking about what his next move should be… When suddenly alice called him.
"Sup farty?" said joel
"Nuthin much gayhole" said alice.
"Sorry aboot not smashing your cunt a few days ago" said joel
"Its alright i heard that you're eyes saw the gay footballers smashing their wee wees together. Im sorry. Nobody should have to witness that. One time i saw the gay footballers kissin in the lunchroom and i pooped my pants in disgust. That was one of the worst days of my life."
"Why did you not tell me about this, whore" said jole.
"Im sorry hedgehog boy" said alice.
"You know i could kick the shit out of you right?" said joel.
"You lay one finger on me and i will fucking kill you and your whole entire fucking family before burning every remnant of your fucking existence…" said alice.
Our lovers then both laughed together. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
"I need to see you" said joel.
"I need to fart my brains out" said alice.
"Id like to fart too someday" said joel.
"Its quite fuckin nice said alice.
"My farties are quite stinky when i do have them." said joel.
"Id like to squeeze you and make you toot." said alice.
"That sounds fuckin cool." said joel.
"Fak yeh" said alice.
"Welp i have to go pay my taxes." said joel.
"FUCKING SOCIALIST" HOWLED ALICE.
"Excuseme?" said joel.
"Nothing, baby" said alice.
"Goodbye, wop" said joel.
"Goodbye, Cracker" said alice.
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Joel sat down and did his taxes. Taxes no fun he say. He write with pen. Pen write good. He forge tax form. He fart little bit. Joel write more fake taxes. Joel listen to fifty shades gray audiobook and beat meat. Joel continue taxes. Joel like taxes. Joel nutted. Joel look at walls. Joel say his house too big. Joel call landlord. Landlord is a wop. He call joel a jew. Joel hang up because he mad. Joel toot again. Joel forget where bathroom is so he piss on couch. Joel notice rope still partially hang from ceiling fan. Joel laugh and decide to visit dad at morgue. Joel walks to neighbors house and steal moped from neighbors retarded grandson. He cry. Joel call him pussy. Joel ride on moped to morgue.
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Joel smash through revolving doors and park in lobby. Me look for my daddy say joel. Is daddy dead say morgue lady. Yes he pussy he kill hisself say joel. Right this way say morgue lady.
Joel walked down the long hallway with the morgue lady slightly in front of him. She directed him to the janitors closet. The morgue lady opened the closet to reveal Joel's father splayed across the floor.
"Even in death, he's a bitch" said joel. Suddenly a doctor called to the morgue lady from across the hallway.
"Hey! What are you doing with my boyfriend?!" said the doctor.
"Sorry, doctor. This here is this boy's father." said the morgue lady.
"I see… I see…" said the doctor. All three gazed at the body which was severley deformed by all the beatings and rapings that it had received.
"So im guessing that your hear to pick up the body and bury iT?" said the doctor to joel.
"I am good sir." said joel back.
"Can i have just one more sexy time with him please?" said the doctor.
"Go right ahead!" howled joel.
"Thank you good sir!" said the doctor. The doctor walked into the room and closed the door and then proceeded to go to pound town on the corpse of joels father. Joel went to the waiting room and cracked open a magazine entitles "Patriotic Surgery" he read an article about how it was every true americans duty to perform circumsicions and surgery at their own house so that taxpayers didnt have to pay for that shit. Meanwhile the doctor had finished up with joels dad.
"He's all yours, son!" said the doctor.
"Thank you very mcuch?" said joel.
"Joel dragged his father to the moped and attached him by his cock to the back of teh moped. As he drove away, his fathers body left a trail of CUM that was leaking out of every orafice in his body.
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Joel decided to bury his father in front of the veterans hospital because his dad never got to join the military but he really wanted to. To commemerate his fathers grave he decided to drop one last poopie on top of him. He squirted it out and one of the veterans came outside and gave him the veteran salute. This salute of course is when a veteran hangs himself or shoots himself in the head because of all the PTSD he contracted over in ham. How sad. Joel waved and got back on his moped and drove to his house.
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Joel hit ran over the autistic grandson with his moped and hopped off. Thanks for the ride, faggot. Said joel. Joel walked up to his house and opened the door. When he noticed that there was a football party going on. But surprisingly, nobody was having gay sexxx. YET. joel wondered why all deez football niggas were in his house when somebody told him that they accidentally got the wrong addess but it was too lage to leave the party. Joel sighed and walked up to his room but he couldnt slejep becasue of all the loud negro music. As he finally closed his eyes, a footballer walked into his room and pooped in the corner. He then clibmevd into bed with joel and snuggled up next to hem. The football player was rock solid at nine and a half inches. Joel was only 3.75. The football player tried to kiss joel but joel was faster, he knocked the football man unconsiouse with his fist and cried. JOEL WAAS SO SAD BECAUSE HE DID NOT want to veer off the straight path and he wanted PUSSY not DICK. joel thru mister football man out of his window and then joel went back to bedd.
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When joel woke up, he went downstairs and they're were mister football people everywhere. Joel called the police… when the police showed up, they arrested every single football man becasue they were all negros.
"Thanks for helping us arrest all these negros, joel" said mister police man.
"Your very welcome, fag." said joel.
"Hey watch it?" said police.
"I guess emerald high school doesnt have a football team anymore" said joel,
"I guess youd be right…" said mister police man.
"But would you rather have a bunch of nig*ers on the football team, or no team at all?" said mister police man.
"I guess your write." said joel.
Joel walked up the stairs and got ready for school.