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Chapter 10 - The Case of the Triple M's: Mad Mickie, Miserable Matt, & Meddling Madison (I'm Not Giving My Man Up to Some HO!)

Later...

Maury was onstage with TNA Knockout Mickie James.

"This is Mickie." he announced. "Now Mickie has devoted the last 14 years of her life to this man, Matt." he finished when TNA's Matt Morgan was shown backstage. "(BLEEEEP) Three (BLEEEP)-children together!"

"Three." agreed Mickie, as a picture of their three kids, 2 boys and a girl, were shown on the monitor next.

"But recently, Mickie's life has been turned upside down because of THIS woman, Madison." he continued as TNA's Madison Rayne was shown backstage next. "See, Madison-"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd cut him off.

"She's a TRAMP." Mickie announced. "She's...a...tramp!"

"She's claiming that Mickie's husband Matt, is the father of her two month old baby, Jake." Maury continued, when a picture of Madison's cute little boy was shown on the screen.

"AWWWWWWWW!"

"Look at that baby! Whe-where's a picture of my children?" Mickie exclaimed, pissed off. "Look, that baby looks NOTHING like my husband-PUT my husband on that screen!"

Maury and the crowd laughed.

"See? He looks NOTHING like that baby! Oh, you said that we're not married, honey?" the Country Knockout continued, whipping out a piece of paper. "Here it is, babe, proof's right here in the paper, WHORE! FIND YOUR PIMP! (BLEEP) FIND YOUR PIMP!"

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Madison was smirking backstage and shook her head in response.

"My marriage license right here, LEGIT!" Mickie continued.

"Ok, ok, Mickie-" began Maury.

(BLEEP!) (BLEEEEEP!)

"Mickie!"

"You know what, Madison's baby daddy's probably that guy up there in the audience! The baby looks like him!" Mickie pointed towards this dude that looked like Napoleon Dynamite. Or Pedro.

"Mickie! Let's get some facts straight." Maury continued as Madison waved a disapproving finger towards the camera backstage. "Did Matt ever say that he slept with Madison?"

"I-yes, yes he did, he admitted it to me, BUT let's get one thing straight. When Matt and I were separated-we were not married, and we were not together-we were-" Mickie began.

"Did Matt (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP) that it was the (BLEEEEEEEEEEP) that could be his baby?" asked Maury. Someone needs to kick those 'bleep' sound controlling guys' asses, seriously.

"He told me that he is NOT the father of that baby, he's my husband, and I believe every word that he said, that that's NOT his baby!" Mickie exclaimed surely as the audience cheered along for her. "TRAMP!" she called to Madison for good measure.

"Wait a minute. There's a little age difference between you and Madison, isn't it?" asked Maury.

"YES! She's 26, I'm a 32 year old WOMAN." Mickie announced, proudly gesturing towards her curves and down her body while the audience cheered along.

"YEAH!-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I'm a real woman right here!" she exclaimed. "That's a HO! She's a HO!"

Madison frowned.

(BLEEP.) "Did she admit something?" asked Maury.

"Ok, she admitted that before she met Matt, she was messing with a PIMP, she was a STRIPPER, and she was a PROSTITUTE! Now if you're a stripper, and you're dealing with a pimp, you're a PROSTITUTE! (BLEEP) that, seriously!" she snapped angrily.

"So this is what Madison had to say before the show, let's watch." Maury announced.

Uh oh.

The Knockout exclaimed, "From the moment that Matt and I met, we had an instant connection. We...were...in...LOVE! I remember the EXACT day that Matt ended up getting me pregnant, no in fact, he ASKED me to have his baby! When I was pregnant, Matt would rub my belly, give me a cocoa butter foot rub, AND take me to my doctor's appointments, even though he was still with Mickie. This man tells me that he loves me, that he wants to be with me! I'm tired of being LIED to, and DISRESPECTED!" she screeched. "This is about Matt being a good role model to his child, and that is IT! Mickie, I HATE you. What kind of lowlife scum of the earth woman like you, would keep a man from his child?"

Back onstage, Maury didn't even get a chance to say anything when Madison stormed onstage anyway.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" jeered the crowd.

She ignored the boos and gracefully waved towards the crowd, smiling. After she shook Maury's hand, Mickie approached her, screaming, "HO! You're a HO! It's OVER today, bitch, OVER! (BLEEP!) IT'S OVER TODAY! (BLEEP BLEEP)

A few security guards had to hold them all back.

"(BLEEP) you, that's HIS BABY!" Madison screamed.

"(BLEEP you, too!" Mickie yelled back.

"(BLEEP) YOU, BITCH!" Madison snapped back.

"Oh, you're done, whore, DONE!" the Country Knockout yelled.

"He came to MY HOUSE-" Madison began, when everyone was sitting down, her at the far end of the stage.

Maury was getting pissed! "Ok, ok, Mickie calm down, I want to talk to HER! There's always two stories, I want to hear THIS one!-Hi, Madison." he said sweetly.

She smiled back.

"That's the father of your child."

"Yes, he is."

"Why won't he admit that he's the father?"

"Because he's with THIS SKANK!" the self proclaimed Killer Queen snapped, pointing at Mickie.

"OH!"

"When was the last time you had sex with Matt?" he asked.

"When I was about 7 months pregnant!" she answered.

...7 months? :(

"Aw, that's what your mouth says, you just-" began Mickie.

"YOU better shut the (BLEEP) up-" began Madison. "(BLEEEEEP) is all it is!"

"Hey, bitch I have the ring!" Mickie snapped back, revealing her ring finger.

"I don't want to be with HIM! I GOT A MAN!" Madison screeched back.

"That baby look like him?" asked Maury.

"NO!" answered Mickie.

"Let me tell you something, ok?" asked the younger Knockout. "Nobody in my family has ever had problems with asthma. My son has asthma right now, and HALF the people in Matt's family HAS asthma!"

"NO, they don't!" snapped Mickie.

"YES, THEY DO!"

Here we go.

"He only has a brother with asthma!" Mickie cried.

"He told me-HIS WHOLE SIDE OF THE FAMILY has asthma!-They don't have asthma, baby-He has ONE BROTHER with asthma!-YES THEY DO!"

The two stood out of their seats and began an intense shouting match about asthma now. Wow.

"No he doesn't, NO he doesn't!" Mickie cried, her eyes getting wide.

"(BLEEP) you, you (BLEEP)ing BITCH!" Madison cursed, standing up to her and waving her arm around.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!"

"I will KICK YOUR (BLEEP BLEEP) TINY LITTLE ASS!" Mickie screamed.

"I'm from Seattle, GODDAMNIT-" began Madison.

"OOOOOOOHHHH!"

"Mess with me, there's gonna be CONSEQUENSES and REPERCUSSIONS!"

Mickie yelled as the security guards had to pull everyone back towards their respective corners.

Though all the madness, Matt Morgan was shown backstage, nervously looking back and forth, and the 7 footer looked pretty terrified.

Soon enough, everyone was tamed again and Maury said, "Now, it's Matt! Everybody's yelling and screaming and everything-"

"He's the man of the hour." Mickie told him.

"Yes, he's the man of the hour, and this is what he had to say."

Here we go...

Matt said, "My wife Mickie is my world, my backbone, and the love of my life who blessed me with three beautiful children, and I love her with everything that I have. It was a nightmare for me when I had to tell Mickie what happened with Madison. It never should've happened in the first place! Madison, when I first met you, you were pole dancing, stripping, you had a pimp, and EVERYBODY rode you like a bus! I'm not the father of your child. What you need to do is check with your pimp! If she thinks that I love her, she's sadly mistaken. There's only ONE woman that I've ever loved in my whole life, and that is my beautiful wife, Mickie. (Audience cheer outside) Madison needs to grow up and stop acting like a dirty whore! She needs to leave ME and my family ALONE." he finished.

Back onstage...

"BRING HIM OUT!" Madison screamed.

"Here's Matt, everybody!" announced Maury. "Welcome Matt."

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd cheered as the Blueprint arrived onstage. He waved towards the crowd before he shook Maury's hand, Mickie smiled and clapped for her husband, and Madison leapt up screaming, "You know DAMN WELL that's YOUR child!"

"Get the hell away from me, you slut!" Matt exclaimed, while the guards had to settle (or maybe tranquilize) Madison down again.

"She better get out of my man's face!" Mickie exclaimed.

"Oh, WHATCHA GONNA DO, YOU'RE NOT DOING (BLEEP!)" Madison screeched.

"You kidding, I'm gonna BEAT YOUR ASS!" Mickie yelled back. "I will BEAT...YOUR...ASS!"

"Mickie's MY woman!" Matt called towards her. "You're a whore!"

"Yeah ok, all right." Madison smirked.

After all was calm, Mickie and Matt sat next to one another with Madison still on the far end of the stage.

"Matt, yeah, you were with her." Maury said.

He sighed. "I must've been on PCP or something at the time, but yeah." he replied.

The crowd laughed.

"You wore a condom." Maury continued.

"I did."

"HA!" Madison scoffed.

"Except ONE time." the host said. "What happened?"

"Well, y'know, it broke on me, so yeah, but regardless, I wore a condom with this woman every time." the TNA Superstar replied. "Because I KNEW what she was from Day one - a stripper, she had a pimp, selling her body to strangers!"

"Okay. Well you know what? We're gonna settle this right now." announced Maury.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Let's go!" Matt agreed as he, Mickie, and Madison all clapped.

The results are IN!

"When it comes to 2 month old Jake, Matt...you ARE the father." he announced.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Mickie was fuming and so was Matt. They both began to storm backstage while Madison clapped and screamed, "TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! (BLEEEEEEP) PAY ME MY CHILD SUPPORT! PAY ME (BLEEEEEP)"

During the break...

Matt was trying to console a red hot Mickie. Madison smirked and watched the two.

"Mickie, I am so sorry, baby. I apologize, nothing should've ever happened with her." he said, looking into her eyes and taking her hands. "It was a mistake. I love you, ok? You're my heart, I love you."

She nodded. "I love you, too." she said, giving him a hug and kiss.

"PAY MY DAMN CHILD SUPPORT!" Madison screamed, ruining the moment. They both turned to her.

"(BLEEP) off, WHORE!" they yelled at the same time.

AN: And so ends another...peaceful segment. Stay tuned for even more insanity!