"omg y r weh in spayce" say dondee. He and tailer and baby wallace werr all in spase on stanleigh's pnis. Den teylor garb wallace and joomp on 2 da planit joopiter!1

"joopiter joopiter plz tayke meh to joopiter flo rida" he say. da planit growed wings and storted 2 fly away. dandie tak off all of his cloaf so he wuz nekkid, and tuk a HOOG FLYING LEEP thru spayce lik a scwirl joompin form branch to brunch on a tree! bot wen he landed on da planit joopiter he assidentilly falled in tailyr's boothole/vajeen witch wuz rlly strutchy and wide lik a rubber grund canyin.

"OMG HELP!11!" yorkle dandi form insyd taytay buthowl witch wuz moist and soggy and squishy. quackly he taked out his walky talky and sended out an sos.

"plz send hulp" he say. "I am traped in a butt"

sistre jood piked up da fone.

"woo is dis hooligan" she say.

"am dandee" he say. den tayler storted to have an attack form crohn's disees in his inestines! da bowils storted to rumbell lyke da fr8 trayne. slowlee tailors excramint storted to flud in da anus canal lyke a water park ryde weer da water fountain squrt water all over da slyde and mayke evrythang sluppery.

"OMG DA FEESES R CUMIN DA FEESES R CUMIN" shrek dondee.

"k we r cumin" say seester jew. she and shakespeare joomp on dere moojical flyin bublé and shoot in2 spayce.

"INCOMING INCOMING BEEP BEEP" say da bublémobile in da spase traffik.

"see u spayce cowboys" say a spase hobo.

da magikal flyin bublémobile land on joopiteer. dandee storted to suffakate insyd da churning brown hell dat wuz taylers buthowl kinda lyke a box of choklit ise creem wen muy mom leeves it in da kar in 90 decree wether and my dad trys to eat it even do it is runny and mushy lik crohn desease dierea cuz he is stooped.

dondies feet weer stikin ot of tailors buthol. he wuz pased ot form payne.

"wat da fuk its a babby" say shakespeare pikin up wallace. suster jew tapped da babby 2 hiz chest lik on da hangover. den dey all garb dondees legs and poll him ot of da buthowl. a river of toylers poo flowed out aftre him and reeked of fish and cat piss. dandy wuz coovered in shitbrown.

"blurgh" he say as drappings gurgle out his mouf. "hi" he say.

den tailor woked up. shakespeare throwed him in hiz portable boptism tub.

"yall ned jeezus" he sayed.

den tylors hed pooped out of da holey water and ahmazin grayce played.

"I am now a brudder of da lawd" he anunce.

amen.