Random Crap Chapter 10
I'm sodrunk it aint funny!
Byakuya; Shaddup
Frey; Dood, joo are sho washted.
Shigure; Sho are you.
Ichigo; Am I really the only sober one here?
N-no.Um... Ishida's here.
Ishida; Yeah! Now, we have a few questions from two people. Kon, you read the second one. Renji, you read the first one.
Renji; Do I reallllllllllllllly gotta do dis?
Yesh! Now ashk da damn queshun.
Renji; Fine. How ld are you really?
Ize ish um... I don know...
Renji; Idiot.
Shaddup. Kon, your turn.
Kon; Um... Oh, someone wansh to know what da next fic'll be about.
What next fic?O.. Blood of the Hitogoroshi? Ish bout a girl who cn steal jutsu like da ronin but hers are real and dey are powerfill and her brudder wants her to be miserable so he killz her friendz. It's like a messed of vershun of da Uchiha's story.
Shigure; Hay, I gotta queshun.
What?
Shigure; Can i haves a hug?
No. Hug Frey.
Frey; Dont do i youll ruin my shrt-
Shigure; throws up on Fray's shirt
Frey; M-m-my Byakuya t-shirt...
Byakuya!
Byakuya; What?
Tell your fangirl to shaddup, my buzz ish wearin off and i got a hangover.
Byakuya; Shaddup, Frey.
Near; You know the probability of you parents arriving home are very high at this point.
NEAR! glomps
Near; Um... hi?
Near where's L and Mat and Mello I thought they were coming with you!
Near; Mello and Mat are a little... indisposed... at the moment, and I L will be here shortly. He's bringing cake, ice cream, candy, and more cake.
YAY! Sugar!
Near; I brought you your pictures.
Yay! Naruto pics for people that don't hate me!
Mello; You know, I don't see why I'm in trouble, your the one that for got how to put on a c-
Mat; Shut up. Right now.
No, plese Mello, continue.
Mello; Um... we'll discuss this later, Mat.
Near; You really shouldn't be talking about that right now anyway. Ayumi's been reading yaoi with Lexi.
Mat; Crap.
So, Mello, were you the uke or the seme?
Mello; Um... O/O
Uke? I knew it.
Mat; Hey, look, Frey has a picture of Byakuya in his wallet!
Frey; Hey! Gimme dat back!
Near; Nice save, Mat. I'm impressed.
Heehee. Frey's got a man crush. Frey's got a man crush.
Frey; Mello's the girl!
Heehee. Mello's uke.
Mat; Crap.
Mello; Dammit!
Heehee. Mello and Frey are both uke.
Mello & Frey; SHUT THE F& UP ABOUT SEX ALREADY!
Uh-oh, looks like Mello's cheating on you...
Kon; Um, you guys? This is the last chapter, try to ly off the sex jokes.
? Why should I?
Kon; Because if you dont Byakuya will never talk to you again.
Really?
Kon; Yes.
Okay then...
L; I brought sweet stuff!
Okay, so where's all the food?
Frey; Ayumi, are you trying to... flirt?
Um... um... PICKLE WEASEL!!
L; ?
Near; She's upset.
L; Ok then.
Three hours later, after L goes out and uses his legal drinking age abilities to purchase more booze...
Shigure; I can buy booze, too!
But I wanted L to get it.
Byakuya; Why?
Cuz he bought sweet sake.
Byakuya; Ugh. If I have any more sugar I'mm gonna throw up...
Ishida; Me, too
Kon; Anyone who isn't sick to their stomach from all this sugar raise your hand!
L, Mello, and Ayumi raise their hands
Kon; Freaks. We're going home.
But the fireworks dont start for ten seconds!
Kon; Fireworks?
Yeah!
At that moment, fireworks illuminated the sky.
I asked Kisuke to mke them. Look, there's Kon!
For an hour the group watched as fireworks shaped as different characters lit the night sky. At the end, only Ayumi, Mat, and Mello are awake. You can see why, right?
So... Mello's the uke, huh?
Mat; Are you still on that?
Maybe...
Mello; Actually, we usually trade positions sometimes. I'm usually seme.
Really?
Mat; You. Shut up. Now.
So, MAT'S the uke?
So ends Random Crap. If you don't know what "seme" and "uke" are, look it up, cuz I ain't explaining it.
Also, Snowwika, Gaarafan13, and Lexi Matthews will be recieving Naruto and Bleach pictures. Enjoy them.