Title: Ghost Costumes

Pairing: Harry/Draco

Rating: PG-13

Warning: Suggestion

Summary: A Draco's a little over the top.

Prompt: awdt's Halloween Quickies #10 "I'm sure ghosts don't really wear 500 count, finest Egyptian cotton lilac stripe sheets".

Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling and publishers. No offense is meant by this fan fiction and this is made purely for fun.

Word Count: -350

"Hmmm," Draco hummed, as he stood staring into the linen closet.

"Draco, for Merlin's sake just pick sheets for the kids to wear already," Harry grouched. The man had been staring into the closet for ages.

"I can't decide between this one- Harry, come back over here. I'm showing you something," the blonde instructed.

He rolled his eyes and walked back over. "How was I supposed to know that when all you've done is hum?" he asked.

Draco shot him a quick, stern look before turning back to the sheets. "So, this one or this one?" Draco asked.

"Why is this a question..." he asked slowly. "Are you tricking me?"

"Am I tricking you? No, Harry I'm not. Answer the question," Draco said.

He looked down at the sheets with a frown. "Draco, I'm sure ghosts don't really wear 500 count, finest Egyptian cotton lilac stripe sheets or floral ones either," he said. "500 count anything really. Just pick a few of our plain, white, normal sheets."

"That's so boring," Draco frowned. "I want Lily to look adorable. She would be the most sophisticated little ghost if she wor-"

"She'd be a lilac striped ghost..." Harry said. "And she always adorable. In any case, we won't even be able to see her face through the sheet to see that."

"I can imagine her face under the sheet," Draco pointed out.

"Cute as you are when you say things like that, I'm not going to let you send our expensive sheets out into the trick-or-treatering wilderness," Harry said. He grabbed two plain white sheets and handed them to his husband. "We're going to use those."

"These are boring," Draco grumbled.

"If you really want to use a 500 count sheet for Halloween then I can take it into the bed room and we can have sex underneath it," he suggested.

"How's that even Halloween related?" Draco asked, as he closed the closet.

"Ghosts aren't striped, or lilac, but they do moan and groan," he grinned. Draco rolled his eyes and laughed.