Disclaimer: I. DO. NOT. OWN. iCARLY!

After a moment she returned.

"I apologize, okay, now are you ready to know what gender the baby is?" she asked.

We both shook our heads up and down.

"Congratulations, you are having a baby girl!"

We both stared in shock at her, and then I burst into tears. Freddie kept muttering, "A girl! We're having a girl!"

Dr. Shelly laughed at us as she wiped the goo off of my stomach. I pulled my shirt down and twisted my body towards Freddie. We both met each other in a hug. I cried happily into his shirt, and he was laughing. We pulled away from each other.

"I thought you wanted a boy?" I laughed wiping my tears away.

Damn. Hormones.

"To tell you the truth, I wanted a girl all along, but I just didn't want to agree with you," he laughed.

I punched him in the arm, but I laughed with him.

"Well, the baby is coming along fine, and I hope you are taking your prenatal vitamins?" Dr. Shelly asked.

"Yes, of course," I smiled.

"Well then, you can go, I'll see you back in three weeks."

Freddie helped me off the chair, and we walked out of the hospital, hand in hand. For the first time I actually felt like we were a couple. I smiled to myself and then immediately stopped smiling. This is Freddie. Yeah, I want a boyfriend, but not…Freddork!

I'm going to stab these damn hormones with a fork!!

I dropped his hand and he sent me a questioning look, and I looked awkwardly away, pretending like we weren't just holding hands. He seemed to realize that we were needlessly holding hands, and when I looked back at him, he was looking at the ground, blushing.

Weirrrd.

We made it to my truck and the tension left thank goodness.

"That was so surreal," he said as we buckled up.

"Yeah," I smiled, thinking of what was inside of me right now.

"I mean, we made that little girl! We're going to have a girl! We need to start buying baby stuff! We need to think of more names!"

I laughed at his excitement.

Then thought more of what he said. Where was the baby going to stay? In Carly's apartment? Freddie's? I barely have a cent left to my name, and since this baby is mine, I want to provide for her. I don't want to let Freddie buy everything for me.

Then when we get older what will happen? I love Carly and all, but I still would like to have a place of my own, even if I spend most of my time with her. I didn't tell Carly or Freddie, but after I moved into Carly's and went back to get all my junk from my house I saw that it had been foreclosed.

I had to break in just to get all my stuff.

We drove home chatting about names. This is going to be hard. We can't decide on any names at all! Well that's no surprise since we barely agree on anything as it is

We got to Carly's house and Freddie could not stop chatting about the baby. I kept laughing at how excited he was, and how he would keep rambling and not even know it.

"Hey Carls," I called when Freddie and I walked in the door.

"Hey guys!" she chirped bouncing to us.

"How was it? What is it? Could you see it? Did Freddie cry?" she talked about a mile per minute.

"Calm down!" I laughed.

"And it," Freddie started grinning, "is a girl."

Carly shrieked. She threw her arms around me and threw her arms around Freddie.

"Ahhh!! Oh em gee!! This is sooo exciting!" she screamed.

Freddie and I shared a look, but we kept laughing.

"And Freddie cried like a baby," I lied with a smirk on my face.

Freddie's jaw popped open.

"I did not!" he yelled.

"Oh he so did, it was…touching, really," I teased putting my hand over my heart and wiping an imaginary tear from under my eye.

"I did not!" he yelled again, but he was laughing this time.

"Yeah, he really didn't, so you owe me ten bucks Carlotta."

"Dang," she snapped.

Freddie stared at both of us.

"You bet on me crying?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah." "Of course." We answered at the same time.

He rolled his eyes.

"Well, I need to go tell my mom the good news, I'll see you guys later!"

"Bye!" Carly called after him.

"See ya, Freddifer!"

After the door shut behind him Carly asked quickly, "So did he cry?"

"Oh he so did."

Week 20

I yawned and blinked open my eyes. I looked over to the digital clock on the wall above the television.

2:30. Great.

Suddenly that horrible but familiar pressure came into my lower regions. I groaned as I sat up. I took a minute to try and rub my lower back. I then slowly stood up from the couch and made my way to the bathroom to pee for the eleventh time in one hour.

I just can't seem to sleep tonight…or stop peeing.

As I reappeared from the bathroom I suddenly had a craving for some olives, so I made my way to the kitchen to fish some out of the refrigerator. As I pulled the jar of olives out I noticed a beautiful looking can of whip cream sitting right by some milk. I snatched the whip cream, too.

I got a bowl, dumped the jar of black olives into the bowl, shook the can of whip cream, and then sprayed it on top of the olives until I could no longer see any of them.

Yum-my.

I got a fork, stabbed around until I got a olive and then popped the whip cream covered olive into my mouth. I chewed, swallowed, and then sighed in contentment.

I kept up this routine for a couple more minutes until there was only one whip cream covered olive left. I smiled and plunged the fork into the bowl, but stopped when I heard the phone ring. I quickly dropped the fork and jumped to the phone, trying to silence it, because everyone else in the Shay apartment was sleeping.

"Hello?" I asked into the phone.

"Is this the Shay residence?" a deep, masculine voice asked.

"Yes it is, may I ask who's calling?"

"Yes, this is Detective Green, is there a Samantha Puckett around?"

I stopped breathing. Me and the police don't mix. I haven't got into trouble for years now, though! What could he possibly want?!

"Yes," I breathed, "this is her."

"Yes, Ms. Puckett, your mother was found dead last night at the Marsh Hotel. We believe it was a drug over-dose. We're going to need you to come down to the station."

OH EM GEE!!!

Funky detective say what?!?! Sam's mom is…dead?! Holy balls!!

Well how's this for a cliff hanger? He he he.

Let me just warn you MAJOR SEDDIE MOMENT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Lol, well that's it for me. Please review, you know I love 'em!

(Oh and, has anyone seen the commercials for iTwins!?! HOLY MONKEY ON ICE SKATES!!! I can't wait to see it!)

Love,

Lucy :D