Hey everybody, it's me, The Goon. Chapter 10 is now up for your enjoyment, after a while of not updating :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Gin Tama or any characters except Amy, Kyle, Mr. Bleu, and Schroeder.
Story: Under mysterious circumstances, the Odd Jobs crew fall from the sky into the home of Amy, who happens to have a crush on Gin.
Amy takes the Odd Jobs crew to school, telling them to stay put in the shed. Of course, they can't handle that, and find themselves inside the school gym just when everyone starts heading towards second period. Gin accidentally ends up in the girls locker room, and realizes Amy's cuter than he thought she was. Kagura ends up having an embarassing moment in front of a complete stranger (let's just say it involves flatulence) and ends up running away in embarassment...which is when she overhears Takasugi telling Kyle about some more juicy details in his master plan. She then reunites with Gin and Shinpachi and tells them what she heard shortly before going back to hiding in the shed. Katie finds her way to the shed and the Odd Jobs crew think she might not keep their secret...until Katie reveals herself to be Shinpachi's older sister, Otae, who fills them in about Takasugi wanting to resurrect a spirit known as Shugo, for obvious reasons. Amy comes in to check on them, when Takasugi pulls the fire alarm, though that may not be the worst of what he intends to do...
The school was being cleared out because of the fire drill, though it was actually started by Takasugi, who was waiting on top of the school. Then suddenly, he felt a new presence on the rooftops.
"I didn't think you would be here too…Katsura," said Takasugi.
Sure enough, not only was Katsura in the real world, but he was also right behind Takasugi, pointing his blade at Takasugi.
"So, tell me," said Takasugi, "How long have you been here?"
"Long enough to find out what you've been up to," replied Katsura, "You're planning to revive Shugo, aren't you?"
"A clever deduction," said Takasugi with an evil chuckle, "But that's not what my master plan is, but rather how I'm going to pull it off."
"Undoubtedly, you want to use Shugo's powers to overthrow the Bakufu government and destroy our world," said Katsura.
"Not just our world," said Takasugi, "but all worlds. Wiping out every living thing out of existence."
"You do realize I'm not going to let you get away with that, don't you?"
Takasugi turned to face Katsura face to face, and simply cackled.
"You think the fire drill was all I've done?" asked Takasugi, "No, I have another surprise up my sleeves. In the buildings that we're standing on top of, the pipes connected to them providing water have been…tampered with."
"What?"
"Indeed," said Takasugi, "In a moment, the pipes for one building will cut off the water. The pipes for the other will flood the halls with water. I wonder, though, which one is which?"
No sooner did he say that when the windows of the building they were standing on top of were crashing. The flooding had already started a while back, and the water level was high enough to break the windows and send some of the water flowing down to the grass like a waterfall.
"Well I guess that answers that question," remarked Takasugi, "Another time, Katsura."
"Not so fast!" cried Katsura, but it was too late. Takasugi had jumped off the building, and disappeared from everyone's sight before Katsura could look down on the campus and find him missing.
"Well this isn't good," said Mr. Bleu to another administrator, "One building is flooded, and the other has no water supply!"
"I'm afraid we must do the inevitable," said the principal, who was standing nearby.
The principal rubbed his goatee and adjusted his glasses before attempting to head inside the building that had no water. Goof thing that's where the main office was. He turned on the intercom and made the announcement to everyone.
"Attention everyone," said the principal, "We have an emergency situation on our hands. One building, as you see, is flooding with water, while another has no water at all. We will not make it through the next periods like this, so we are dismissing everyone from school for the day."
As all the students, and some teachers, were cheering, the principal also announced, "And if this problem is not fixed in time for tomorrow's dance, we do have a backup plan. If we cannot host it in the gym, we will host it at the Rosemary Banquet Hall."
Amy, Otae, and the Odd Jobs crew could hear the announcements being made.
"Well this takes care of our problem of hiding you guys," said Amy.
"Woohoo! No school!" cheered Kagura.
"Kagura, we don't even go to school," said Shinpachi.
"I guess we can get in my car and head home now," said Amy, "Are you coming with us, Otae?"
"I suppose so, thank you," said Otae.
Katsura zoomed across the field and hid behind the large AC system outside the gym. The students who had cars were driving them home, or wherever they planned on going. He knew Amy was driving the Odd Jobs crew around, so he was looking out for them.
Where could they be?
In the very back of the parking lot, out of sight from behind the gym, Amy snuck Otae and the Odd Jobs crew in her car. Amy had a plan, and she knew just how she was going to do it. She drove the car to the beach and stepped on the brakes.
"How about we spend time at the beach for a little?" asked Amy.
"Like this?" asked Shinpachi, "I thought we were trying to avoid drawing attention to ourselves."
"But if you're in modern bathing suits, then you'll look a lot more normal," said Amy, "You'll definitely blend in…for the most part."
Amy was looking at Gin's hair. It was very uncommon for people Gin's age to have hair like his.
"Oh well," said Amy, "Hopefully, we won't have to worry about that until tomorrow."
"Why tomorrow?" asked Gin.
"I'll tell you later," said Amy.
Is it just me, thought Shinpachi, or does she seem to be not telling us something?
Amy pulled up to a swimwear shop that happened to be right on the beach.
"I trust that you can stay hidden in here until I get back?" asked Amy.
"You can trust us, uh-huh!" replied Kagura.
Amy went inside the swimwear shop, leaving the Odd Jobs crew in the car.
"Do you know where they are?" asked Kyle.
"No," replied Takasugi, "Unfortunately I lost them."
"That guy over there," said Kyle, pointing at Katsura, "Who is he?"
Katsura had not yet realized that Amy already left with the Odd Jobs crew, and was still waiting behind the gym. It would be a while before he could figure that out.
"He's…an old comrade of mine," replied Takasugi, "But unfortunately, he made the mistake of not seeing things my way…same with Gin."
"That cross-dressing fag was your comrade also?" asked Kyle.
"Yes, they both were," replied Takasugi, "But the full story is best saved for…another time. By the way, where are those buddies of yours?"
"That's a good question," said Kyle, "I haven't seen them since before the fire drill…the one that you caused."
"And for good reason," responded Takasugi.
Kyle's buddies were inside the swimwear shop that Amy was in. It was a tall building, but only had one floor. Large towels with cute or funny designs (or both) were hanging on the higher part of the walls. The rest of the store was obviously swimsuits, or any other kind of attire that was fitting for the beach. Amy did not see Kyle's buddies, but they saw her.
"Isn't that Amy?" asked the one with tattoos, whose name was Jordan.
"Sure is," replied the one with a ponytail, whose name was Matt, "I wonder what brings her here?"
"Who knows?" asked the one with the goatee, whose name was Anthony, "Probably here to do shopping, you know how girls are."
"Let's go get her," said Jordan, walking towards her.
"Hold on a sec," said Matt, holding Jordan back, "Maybe we should just do something else."
"Like what?" asked Jordan, "You worried about Kyle?"
"Not Kyle," replied Matt, "That guy who showed up last time we saw Kyle. The one with that weird purple kimono and had that bandage over his eye and smoked a pipe. That guy I'm worried about!"
"Why do you need to be afraid of him?" asked Anthony, "He's not here right now, and neither is Kyle!"
"Besides, Jordan, as much as I want to mess with her, don't you have a girlfriend that you're taking to tomorrow's dance?" asked Matt.
"Does that ever stop me from hitting on girls?" asked Jordan in response to Matt's question.
"Point," replied Matt.
"Just let me handle this, I've got an idea," said Jordan.
Jordan followed Amy, usually staying in the aisle next to whichever aisle Amy was in. Amy brushed her pink hair back and grabbed some swimsuits, two for the boys, and two for the girls…plus a few extra for herself. Yeah, she liked shopping.
Amy went inside one of the changing rooms to try them on. Like all changing rooms, it locked from the inside and had a small opening at the bottom. There were mirrors in each one, but only reflected what was in front of it, not on the sides of it. Even so, what Jordan was about to do was pretty risky. He took out his phone and set it on camera mode. He did a quick head check to see if anyone was nearby to see him, and then he went on his stomach to get a view of the inside.
The sign outside said to keep undergarments on while trying on swimwear, but Amy never listened to that, which made it an even sweeter deal for Jordan. Amy slipped off her clothing, including her underwear, and went to reach for one of the bikinis she picked out. When she bent down to reach it, Jordan quickly went for the shot, and ran back to Matt and Anthony.
"What did you do?" asked Matt.
"What are you gonna do?" asked Anthony.
"I'm sending this to Kyle," replied Jordan, showing them the picture.
At the angle Jordan was at, the backs of Amy's heels were at the bottom of the camera. Her legs were bent forward, which made most of the picture show off her bare, white ass. Part of her pink hair showed, so Kyle would know it was Amy.
"Do it!" said Matt and Anthony.
Jordan sent the photo to Kyle, and he instantly received it. His face turned red when he opened up the picture, not only because he was staring at his ex-girlfriend's butt, but also because Jordan had the audacity to take a picture of it.
"Someone doesn't look too happy," said Takasugi.
Kyle immediately called Jordan.
"Hello?" asked Jordan, "You get the photo?"
"Where did you idiots take that photo?" asked Kyle.
"Dude, it's at that swimwear shop down by the beach," replied Jordan, "Why are you…"
Kyle hung up before Jordan could finish.
"Amy is down by the beach," said Kyle.
"Then it means Gin isn't too far away from her," said Takasugi.
"Hop in my car," said Kyle, "It'll get us there faster."
To be continued...
~The Goon~