AN: Please read this. Tis a message from da author. I say how much i love you guys.

Seriously, i love you guys so much i could cry ;u; Oh, BTW, Im going to be posting warnings about the chapters from now on. Also going to change the point of view. I dont really like writing as the characters as much...

Warnings: Sex, Angst, Mood swings.

Link wandered behind Ganon, who seemed to be walking blindly into the woods. The sun was just starting to turn to an orange color, when Ganon stopped and made a fire. He tied Link's leash to a tree near the fire. Link couldnt untie the stupid thing from his neck. Whatever it was made of, whenever Link touched it the collar would tighten. He really didn't feel like choking to death at the moment. Maybe later after the sex that he knew was coming. Course it was his fault. But Link got out of having sex in public, which is in a weird way, and accomplishment. Link sat down and looked at the old forest. The memories of him going to the temple flooded his mind. He smiled slightly, the thought of his old friends playing with a poorly made wooden sword making him happy. Ganon walked over to him after gathering extra firewood.

"What is so funny?" Ganon asked curious.

"Huh? Oh...Nothing." He was snapped back into reality. Stuck in his enemies clutches.

"Mhm..." Ganon leaned close to Link, using one hand to gently move Link's chin up and the other on his leash. He planted a kiss on the wide eyed blond. He leaned ontop of Link, like he did earlier, except that this time they were on the ground. Link shuddered as he felt a tongue try and enter his mouth. He opened slightly and shivered as the tongue made its way into his mouth. He moved his hands onto Ganondorf's armored chest and made his tongue move with the other's slightly. He shifted uncomfortably as he felt the other's erection against his groin. He moaned in the kiss and let his mind go into a complete blank. His tongue suddenly won the fight and entered Ganon's mouth, making him moan. But then he heard a rustle in the bushes and pulled away. He turned to the sound and saw only a little bird. He sighed and looked at Ganon.

"L-look...Lets just no-" Ganondorf just leaped ontop of him, obviously eager to continue. He nibbled at the uncovered part of Link's neck, causing Link to stop pushing.

"G-gan..." He moaned. The evil lord couldnt help but smirk at this sound. Not only this but the Hero's face was as red as the mark he just made. Ganon began to remove the smaller one's clothes when he heard something that made him get harder.

"Hurry~" Link moaned eroticly, lost in his own world. Ganon stared astonished that he would say that, but continued faster like he wanted. "Of course..." His grin widened.

Ganondorf finished undressing him and began to lick down Link's chest, feeling the chest move fast as Link breathed harder. When Ganondorf reached his member, Link cried out again, making him pause.

"God~ Just fuck me...please~!" Ganon didnt even smile this time. Was Link serious? Did he inhale some kind of drug or get drunk before hand? Ganon sat up and caressed Link's cheek, making the hero's eyes open to reveal the shining blue orbs Ganon loved so much from the moment he lay eyes on him.

"Are you feeling alright?" Ganondorf questioned this weird enthusiasm from Link.

"Yes...why...?" He said seriously.

"You are just...never this...into it..."

"So its annoying that im enjoying this as well? Do you even care for my emotions?" Link sat up slightly.

"I do care! I was just wondering..." he sighed and kissed Link gently on the nose. "Do you really want it?" Link answered with a kiss on Ganon's lips. Ganon pushed him back.

"This...isnt like you..." He got up. "What is up with you?"

"NOTHING." He replied annoyed. "What's up with you and MIDNA? HUH?" He put his clothes back on slowly.

"Link, i'm not doing anything with Midna. " Ganon replied.

"Then why has she been helping you?"

"Because she is wanting the best for you, and we all know Zelda is getting weird. If anything, she would rape you. If she could i mean. And Midna and I dont want that. So we formed a secret alliance to protect you from Zelda. I know it sounds weird, her being a pretty princess and all, but she does have dark tactics. Happy now?" Link got up and went over to Ganon with his arms crossed.

"Seriously?" He asked with a hint of sass. "Is that the only reason why you are keeping me around? Because you dont like the way Zelda is? You dont want me to fall in love with her, so you went and tricked me into loving you? Because if she got me she could kill Midna's and your people, Right?"

"No thats not it at all, and how did you-"

"You can learn a thing or two if you play along with the script." He felt tears start to flood his eyes. "YOU LIED TO ME." He huddled over to the tree. Ganon stared at him in fear. Oh my God what has he done? Course half was true, but he really did love the hero. But what Link said, hurt him. He was playing the whole time. He didnt really like Ganondorf like he said. Midna appeared behind Ganon.

"Oh geez, he found out huh?" Midna floated by him.

"Midna...what do i do...he said..." He couldnt get the words out.

"Wait, listen..." She held out a small finger for him to be quiet. He listened carefully and tried to tell what she was making him be silent for. Then he heard it, in the midst of Link's messy sounding sobbs and slurs, he could make out something that made him feel better.

"i-i loved him and he...t-threw me...me...into a trap..." Ganon felt guilty, the poor hero did love him. Ganon walked over to him and removed his leash and collar. Link turned and looked at him with hurt and confused eyes. He just leaned down and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"If this "trap" isnt making you happy, then you might as well leave..." Link's eyes widened. He stumbled over to the other side of the campsite, close to the fire. It was too late for him. It was already close to pitch black outside, and he didnt need his blurry vision to make it worse. Ganon starred with pity. He plopped down and kept his back away from the other two. Midna turned to Ganon.

"Why don't you comfort him...I'll get more firewood..." Midna floated into the dense woods. Ganon sighed and walked over to the down hero. Sitting down next to him,

"Link...I'm sorry...I really do love you though..." He said listening to the crickets chirp.

"W-whatever...(Link is now Eridan xD) I know you do..." He admitted.

"Then why are you so upset? Are you tired?"

He nodded.

"Then sleep..." he patted his head. Link closed his eyes. My lord this hero has too many emotions...

"I need to take care of this erection" Ganon stated getting up. Link coughed with his face turning red. Ganon chuckled.

"I can wait till tomorrow."