Kammy: Good day safe children! Safe as in, not near any explosive or heavy and painful materials as I am right now, due to Prince Ignatius's invention.
Roy: I swear, if 'dis 'ting blows up in my face, I'mma pound you inta the ground so hard da world will split in half.
Iggy: SCOUNDREL. You know not of my ingenious endeavors!
Bowser: Roy's got my vote in this, if you screw up he has every right to pound you into the ground. I don't got enough pills for this…
Kammy: Shall we proceed with questions, to prolong the torture? We shall.
"These questions are so much fun and now... here comes the next set. Roy: Did you ever get to slam Mario in his adventures? Bowser: Can you show me how Lakitu's Start Signal works? Roy: You are a great fighter so, can you show me some moves? Roy: When I saw you at the end of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, you were helping Bowser. So how did you help him at the end of the game? Both: Can you name 1 friend from your family? Both: What is your favorite part in New Super Mario Bros. Wii? And now... the final question! For Bowser: Why did you create your castle course in the Mario Kart series?"
-dragon19kyoshi
Roy: YEA. It's fun. Guy pisses me off.
Iggy: You're so vulgar.
Roy: SHUDDUP!! *raises his fist*
Iggy: FIEND! *runs and hides behind Kammy*
Bowser: And no I can't. You could uh…go…talk to Lakitu 'bout that though. I guess.
Roy: No. If I showed ya all-a my moves, den you'd know what was comin'. I like ta switch it up a bit. *raises his fist to Iggy, causing him to flinch* HA. See? I'mma give ya two for flinchin' fo' eyes.
Bowser: Roy didn't HELP me….I was…kinda….uh…
Roy: Knocked out.
Bowser: NO. JUST. TIRED. Yea. I was a little tired from uh, not getting enough sleep the night before. You kids keep me up all night doing whatever the hell you do in your rooms. And uh….friends? I don't have time to mingle with people. Dunno about my kids. They've never introduced me to anyone.
Iggy: I haven't any friends to introduce to you, father-dear. Alas, they are frightened away by my explosive creations. Oh how I wish someone could enjoy the fruits of explosive material as I do. *sighs*
Roy: Nah, I like ta hang solo. I'mma loner. Don't need nobody.
Bowser: Every race needs my castle in it. Seriously. It's awesome. How many people can say they've raced through their own house? NONE.
Kammy: Good point. Another question to delay the doom!
"Lalala -shot-, me is back, wan~ Ok, here we go: Bowser: Which is your height/real size? I mean, last time I saw you next to Pastabrain was in Bowser's Inside Story and he didn't look that short, and then in the NSMBW you were like... 2 times your own kids, wan Bowser, Roy and Iggy: by any chance you (absorve them/were absorved by your father) in Bowser's Inside Story? Roy: ... you still beat up Morton and Iggy even if they are a 'little' taller than you or you don't bother them THAT much? btw, I like your glasses, wan -w- XD Oh and don't be that mean to your siblings, what have they done to you, wan? Iggy: you really are inviting me to your laboratory, wan? -shiny eyes- I love seeing things explode, they are awesome, wan XD But don't you dare try anything or you will suffer a painful torture with a spoon and a lilac crayon, wan ._. -giggles- but sure it would be fun, too bad I won't be allowed in, I like setting thing on fire XD Oh, but I remember seen you with a hidrobazooka... -coughstiloveyourlaughcough- Kammy and Iggy (even Roy and Bowser if they want to answer): you like to read fanfics right? Do you have a favorite, if you do then which one is it, and which one the one you don't like that much? um... I'm out of questions... oh but I think I remember something: Your Highness if I'm correct then it was Kamek the one that appeared and helped the Koopalinga and you, and I didn't saw Kammy in the game... Carito-fox~
Oh and tell the other Koopalings I say hi, da wan~
And Kammy is still cool, wan -w- "
Bowser: Yea, see, magic. It does things. To me. My height and stuff. Sometimes it wears off, sometimes it causes other things to happen. So I don't even KNOW anymore. Man, how hard IS my life, right?
Kammy: Oh yes, so…terribly hard, sire.
Bowser: And I'm pretty sure I didn't swallow my kids.
Iggy: To be running around in your innards would be disturbing. However, as disturbing as it might be, it would not prevent me from conducting experimentation whilst I'm down there. *smirks and giggles*
Bowser: There's gotta be some therapy I can get you or somethin'…
Roy: An' you wonder why I beat up 'fo eyes on a regular basis.
Iggy: FIEND!! *cowers* And what's this? A willing participant in my previous invitation to my lab? Oh joyous days!! Yes, come to my lab, the explosions will be minimal. Nothing to fear! I shall shield you, don't be shy, or nervous. What's that on your shoulder? My arm? How did that get there? Oh pay no mind to it, here come closer…
Roy: Damn, no wonda' no one goes ta visit ya. Creep.
Iggy: As we cuddle in the fires of my lab, I shall tell you for my secret love for things fanfiction. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Kammy: I have a headache now, sire. Any more of those pills left, per chance?
Bowser: Nope, none. I'm just as freaked out as you are.
Kammy: This is why I stay home half of the time….*rubs head wearily*
Bowser, why so many children? I understand that you beleive in unlimited evil, but do you believe the same for having kids? What's your cut-off? Did you decide that hitting the double-digits would be a bit much? Iggy, I would gladly visit your room *wink-wink* but I have nothing to wear that's fire proof besides a fire tunic from LoZ. In the show, Lemmy and you were constantly seen together and were eachothers' favorite siblings. Is this true for now? Roy, how do you feel about no longer being the biggest koopaling? Do you feel Morton threatens your "bully" position?"
-LOTW
Bowser: WASN'T my idea, trust me. This stuff happens though.
Kammy: Your children are in the room, sire.
Bowser: The hell, haggy! I wasn't even gonna SAY anything!
Iggy: My room is always open. Unless it's closed and locked, then it's of the opposite. But do knock loudly, unless I am in the lab, then of course I will be unable to hear you. Stay by my door, until the late hours of the night, and wait for me. I'll have to go to my room eventually. And dear Lemmy? He is a good specimen. A very good, and quiet specimen. *giggles*
Roy: The hell?! You're freakin' the crap outta me. And height ain't everythin'! Just cuz fo' eyes here is da tallest don't mean squat. He ain't got no weight to push around, so he'll get knocked right ova'. An' Morty? Hell it's all fat on dat kid.
Kammy: Oh my, you children are such a handful. It's no wonder His Highness is looked so much older every day…
Bowser: OLDER?! Whatcha talkin' about, haggy?! Do I LOOK older? Like, really bad?! What the hell!
Kammy: Parenting is aging you, sire.
Bowser: DON'T TELL ME THAT!! I can't LOOK all wrinkly and stuff like you! What would Peachy think?!
Kammy: I certainly wouldn't want you to look all "wrinkly and stuff like me" sire. *rolls eyes*
"Hey thanks for answering my questions, and no i am not planning anything. i would never do that. or would i? ANYWAY, here r some more questions: Bowser - How much medication do you take a day? Iggy - If you could have any girl in the world, who would it be? Roy - No offense, but what is so fun about beating people up for no particular reason? I have a few more but i cant be bothered to put them so I'll put them next time. Taa-Ta"
-GlitterBunny
Bowser: I would take SO much more if I could. And now I gotta worry about lookin' old too now. Geez, do I ever get a break?!
Iggy: She has to think that I….am….wonderful. And desirable.
Roy: An' stupid. *chuckles*
Iggy: SCOUNDREL!! SILENCE YOUR SNOUT, ROY!! *glares*
Kammy: Now now, kids. No fighting, please. His Highness is having a mid-life crisis and I am not looking forward to an explosion today.
"Your Royal Incredibleness! PS: Kammy, screen the questions! You're corrupting the Koopalings' youthful innocence!"
Just curious..how was the cake Peach sent you at the end of BIS? Any good, sugary..?
-TheStarsAreFalling
Bowser: It was good. Peach always makes delicious food….- is this a gray hair?!
Roy: Pops, stop freakin' out, yo' fine.
Kammy: Youthful innocence? Good heavens, I believe that was corrupted a while ago, according to Ignatius!
Iggy: *looks up and grins widely*
Kammy: Oh Great Koopa, why….why me? *sighs heavily*
"Yo, this is awesome! I have a question for like Bowser though. Would you go crazy if you lived with one more Koopaling?" - L-kun
Bowser:…..If I haven't ALREADY!!!! Seriously, my kids are nuts, and NOW I'm being told that I look OLD?!
Kammy: Why did I even SAY anything? Foolish Kammy, foolish, foolish! Now I've caused His Worriedness to doubt his own looks! For shame!
"Heh..this was pretty funny, so I've got some questions, too. Bowser: Did you ever try giving Peach flowers or candy? A lot of women seem to like that sort of thing. Also, try writing a love note. Take her to see a chick flick, since she seems to like that sort of thing. Iggy: We should hang out. Seriously. Can we hang out? We can watch the annoying Toads run around while we cause fire, explosions, and DOOM! Roy: Do you and Ludwig carry a bunch of lead inside your shells on Super Mario Bros. 3? Or are you just really fat? I swear, you'd jump around on your airship and the whole thing would shake like it would fall out of the sky! Bowser: You're awesome! I choose you a lot on Smash Brother Melee and Brawl, and I kick some major ** with your attacks! P.S. Kammy's hilarious!
-Anasazi Darkmoon
Bowser: OF COURSE I TRIED THAT!! Her stupid toads screen everything that comes from my castle though. It's hard to get much of anything to her. Once I can get her away from Rigatoni-Breath long enough, we can go on a date hopefully…- seriously, is this hair gray? It looks gray. LOOK at it in the light, Roy.
Roy: Pops I tol' ya, it's fine. Yo' good.
Iggy: CAN WE HANG OUT?! Why of course. Come to my room, or my lab, or whisk me away from wherever I might be. We'll watch things explode! What fun it'll be!! *begins laughing*
Kammy: Thank you for your kind compliment, but I do not deserve it. I have caused much worry to His Aging-ness.
Roy: I ain't FAT. It's all muscle. You wanna feel o' dat? *flexes his bicep* Dat's what I thought!
Kammy: *shakes her head miserably*
"Hi! I have some questions for you guys to answer. Bowser: What's with doing the same evil plan over and over and over again, huh? You need new material Iggy: 'Stares' Someone asked this question in a previous chapter, Did your head get stuck in a blender or something? Kammy: Are were you saying last chapter before Bowser stopped you? I'll throw his Evilness in a trunk so you can tell us. Thanks for reading my questions and if you ever want a ORIGINAL plan let me know."
-NinetailsGirl09
Bowser: It ain't the same evil plan! I went into SPACE a while ago, if you remember! *sneers* For the most part, I'm always comin' up with something new!
Iggy: *stares back* I've never done such a thing, but now at the mere mention it sounds something of a fun task. Care to join me, in my lab, as we test your idea out? You can go first, if you'd like. I'll hold your hand, if it hurts. *giggles*
Kammy: No, no, don't throw His Highness into a trunk! I've caused him so much trouble as it is…*bites her lip*
Bowser: Yea great, my kids are psychotic, I can't see Peachy, I'm apparently OLD lookin', and now my plans are bein' slapped down!
Kammy: I'm so sorry, sire!! *wails*
"Lol ya i know i write to much, but i gotta talk to Iggy... These are ALL for Iggy. :D 1. I like your haircut... better than last time. But about your size... how'd you grow to be the tallest Koopaling? 2. Do you enjoy having Lemmy as your twin? 3. What Koopaling do you get along with the most? I have your glasses?I'll buy you better ones! Or better yet, contact lenses! is your fav food? And this is at Roy... GO SCREW YOURSELF! D::S)
Darkrai-risen
Iggy: Oh? You love my hair? You really do? You may touch it, if you like. I enjoy being pet. AS FOR MY HEIGHT, WELL. I always knew I'd sprout upwards.
Roy: No you di'nt, freak, you complained all da time about how short ya were.
Iggy: FIEND! I did not!
Roy: Ya might've grown a lil' but ya still puny. *snickers*
Iggy: Lemmy?! He is not my twin. No. He is not. He's my older brother. That he most certainly is. AND PUNY I AM NOT!! *glares fiercely* I do not…get along…with…my other….wait…I can tolerate a few. Toleration almost counts, does it not? Ludwig…he is so vain…so vain he is…but he helps me to achieve greatness in my inventions. Larry, he is most quiet, most watchful. Lemmy is so fun to experiment on. Contact lenses help me not, oh generously thoughtful one. My eyesight is most atrocious. And my food tasting of choice? Oh let me think…perhaps…rice krispies. Oh I adore them.
Roy: *raises his middle finger in response to the final statement from the fan letter*
Kammy: ROY, I AM APPALLED!
Bowser: I'm out of it from all this headache medicine…
Kammy: *huffs* Err…a last minute question…for the lot of you. ROY, PUT YOUR FINGER DOWN NOW!
"Please ignore my earlier review, I didn't know that you had updated. I wanted to add some more questions. Bowser) What's with doing the same evil plan over and over and over again, huh? You need new material and better minions Roy) 'Strangles Roy' YOU LITTLE BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU HURT IGGY AND LEMMY! YOU TRY TO HURT HIM WHILE I'M AROUND AND I'LL KILL YOU! GOT THAT? Iggy:) 'Glomps' KAWAII~! You want to go destroy Mushroom Kingdom and cause mass chaos? I have a pet Chain Chomp and know how to make a flamethrower with hairspray and a match. Kammy) What were you saying in chapter 8 before Bowser interuptted you? I'll throw his Evilness in a trunk so you can tell us. Thanks for reading my questions and if you ever want a ORIGINAL plan Bowser, let me know. And Iggy, if Roy punches you again let me know and I'll kick his **. Bye!
--NinetailsGirl09
Roy: 'EY, TRY TO TOUCH ME AGAIN, AND I'LL POUND YO FACE AGAINST MY CASTLE WALL, GOT IT?!
Iggy: Oh so cute, with your hairspray. So charming. Yes, I'm all for a romp in the Mushroom Kingdom. And I return your glomp with one of my own.
Roy: Pft, she 'tinks she can kick MY ass? Yea, right. Sho. Get yo' girlfriends ta fight me FO' ya, geeky.
Iggy: Silence, Scoundrel! It only proves how much of an anal retentive jerkface you are.
Roy: ANAL RETENTIVE?! YOU LITTLE-
Iggy: EEP! *takes off running wildly*
Roy: I'MMA KILL YOU 'FORE YOU EVER GET TA USE YO' STUPID INVENTION ON MARIO!!!!
Kammy: GOOD LORD, ARE WE SPARED FROM IGGY'S PLANS?!
Bowser: I'm feelin' drowsy, haggy. I need to sleep this off or somethin'…
Kammy: OH THANK GOODNESS. *breathes out a sigh of relief* Another day, another non-explosive hour. Oh how I adore not being blown up, sire. Oh, and to our beautiful writers, please continue to write in. And seeing as His Highness had overdosed on headache medication, I'm sure he is grateful as well…
Bowser: *falling asleep*….