I ran ut of da room and straight (geddit cause Vcrampire isn't) to Bloody Marys room. I was naked so kinda stole som of her clothes.
"Don't put on me special blak jenzz1!" she slided to me begging. So I went to Hut Topik in da nite and bought clothes to wear along with da cothesx i stole. When I weared them I looked ghot.
"I never basked, why ere you in my rom anygays?" she basked me
"I was sexing Dirts but Vrompire was taping me so I run here to slavte" I completed.
"hmmm, Ok, lets SLEEP!" she declared
So we slept and It was nice. I woke upo at 7 am, which is ood for me as I am moist.
When I gut up I put on my new clothez, I looked so hawt, all da boyzz luk me an they hard 4 me too. Darts then came arund da cornet and he had a...BLACKEYE!
"Cool make up Darts" Peal said as she also twirled around da corner giggling.
"STFU Voldedorts baby momma!1" he angrey at her, she then left.
"ARE YOU OK?1" I cried to him
"Yes, I just got into a fight with Vgrompire cause he taped us sexing eachoder" he said to meh.
"I Could kill him" I declared just as Novel and Diabolo came out of nowhere.
"Hey guyz" they said. "Hey" We said bak.
We went 2 kalass lik usualt and it was boring. Snape's klass was espeico boring, I almost died of boredom, later I died because I slit my rists.
"Oh NU" Bloody Mary said as she felt my body and releaseized I was dead. She used a live spell and I was fine.
"To avoid dying from slitting or rusts, we shoud become VAMPIRES!" I added (My Math still rokocos)
"Ok" Bloody Mary said.
Meanwhile bac in da grate hall, all of my friends (except Bloody Maru cause she is with me, duh) were waiting for us. Darts had an erastion so he wanted to C me bad. Navel was also harded.
We came arounf the corner and everyone gasped! We luked so HAWT! Our skin wasa pale and we looked way hotter than b4, even Dumbledore got wet (Iznt that grossoso?)
Vrompire then bursted out da window sceming "FML"
"Hmmm...anydays, lets a go fuck eachgoer Darty" I sexahed to him alone.
We went bac to her rom and we fluciked, it was sooooooooo good we did 68 and he even ate my eme out. He orgasmed all ofer my tots and i mnaed "OHHHH DARTSX"
We then laid there on da bed. I went to bed and dreamed of Vrampire bleeding somewhere. I then woke up.
"WE HAVE TO GO TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!1" I said to myself but also aloud.
I ran there on my brownstick so it onyly tuk lik 15 mins. I went over to a tree and saw Crampire bleeding underda hornfern tree (ged da reference).
"How did U know I wsas here Sidilis?" he asked he bled interally onto da grass making it red.
"Vampire's dream vision" I sadisted to him. Then I used speialt healing spells and healed him.
"Thanks Sophileis" he cheered and smiled.
"I didn't meant to tape you sexing drats earler, I was unda Vildegortsy's control" he told me
"That bitch" I said bitchy
We then flew home and I went to bed with Dartz. Tomorrow I woud finally kill Voldefort for GUD!111