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(Hello guys and gals, very sorry that it took so long to post this, its been pretty a ridiculous month of finals, plus it just didn't seem right to post on friday. My heart goes out to the friends and family of the poor souls of the 20 plus dead children and teachers of Sandy Hook Elementary.)
"Everyone sit down and shut up!" yelled Ibiki as he scanned the room, exuding a slight killing intent. His eyes fell on the red head standing by a Kumo Nin with dark blonde hair. 'Good, Naruto is fitting in just fine. Looks like that fake persona he made up is working out better than we hoped.'
"Alright listen up! This is a written test, you start out with 10 points, every wrong answer, you lose a point and every time you get caught cheating, you lose two points. So if you get caught cheating twice, and get six answers wrong, you fail. If your points drop to zero, you fail. If you get caught cheating 5 times, you fail. Got it!" questioned the large interrogator.
"Question." stated The Kumo genin that naruto was talking to earlier.
"What is it?" asked Ibiki angrily.
"What's your middle name?" asked Jake
"Wha? The hell you wanna know that for?" asked Ibiki, while 'Mito' was holding back a laugh, relatively use to the question that Sregor always asked.
"I want to know if your initials spell anything." stated Jake
"Why the hell not, my middle name is Helo." stated Ibiki
"Your middle name is sun? That doesn't fit you very well." stated Jake
"Will you shut up so I can continue the test?" questioned Ibiki.
"Whatever floats your boat." stated Jake as he leaned back in his chair. "And for the love of god Uchiha, would you stop staring at me and Mito? I don't know about him, but sure as hell don't swing that way."
Mito spun around and yelled "Huck you Hregor! I ohly ho afher womeh!"
"Calm down volcano top, you know I was joking, I just wanted the Uchiha to stop raping you with his eyes, it was getting creepy." stated Jake. 'Mito' just nodded and turned back to the front of the room.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was seething, how dare that peasant tell him what to do? He was an Uchiha! An elite! And some no named punk from Kumo had the audacity to breath the same air? 'Your next on the list, right after Danzo and that Dobe Naruto. I'll kill all three of you and take over the Dobes clans, then the Uchiha will rise again and I'll be the one telling everyone what to do...'
"Alright, if there are no more questions... Begin!"
-Unknown location-
"I have to admit, I like you choice Roc." stated Iroh as he looked into the crystal ball.
"Indeed, though he is quite... Odd. What qualifications does he have? And how does he compare to young Naruto?" questioned Ra
"I'll just explain it all... I found out about him when my old weapon found its way into his hands. As you both know, I created the unbreakable lion for the last sage, but he died before I could give it to him, and the staff didn't like either of the sons. Young Jake found it after he escaped from a testing lab of that fool Orochimaru's. He was born from the heiress of the Dendo clan, who was known to be able to use chakra fusion to its full potential, and some no name with the name Sregor. Orochimaru used him in an experiment to see if it was possible to integrate opposing elements into someone with developed chakra coils, he gained the ability to use 3 elements, Wind, lightning and earth, which he can now combine into what he calls the Plasma Release. He has good intentions, but due to the torture he underwent from Orochimaru, his soul split, one light side, one dark. His soul is slowly coming back together, but it will be some time before he is whole again, and the timeframe of the training will be over by the time his souls mends." stated Roc, solem in the fact that he couldn't give the young man any help.
"How terrible. We must tell Naruto to end that horrible human once his training is complete. Which reminds me, I have to speak with the Elder Toads and inform them that they will no longer be Narutos summons." stated Ra
"Why not? Of all the Summons, are the toads not the most utilitarian? They are the perfect summon, plus the other two summons that he must have, the toads are a great choice." stated Iroh
"Because, While Gamabunta is very strong, you both know that Naruto will need summons that can take on the Bijuu." stated Ra
"So why don't just awaken 'him'?" questioned Roc.
"I never thought of that... I wonder if I can even make contact with 'him'. I will have to ask the elder toads about that. Now excuse me, I have to speak with my underlings." stated Ra as he disappeared.
"Let's hope that 'he' isn't too grumpy when he awakens." stated Iroh.
"At least you two can fly, I'd be trapped with 'him' if he goes on another rampage."
-In testing room-
About thirty minutes had passed, and so far, Jake had just sat back and observed the other contestants, his test had yet to be touched.
'He has yet to even move his pencil, then again, neither has Naruto, but that's to be expected as his mission is to just weed out the weak or anyone who could be a spy...' thought Ibiki as he watched over the testers when he saw the Kumo Nin that had yet to even look at his test got up and started to move to the front of the room.
Jake walked down the steps, scanning the other students. He smirked when he saw the perfect target for his not so complicated plan.
"And just where do you think your going?" questioned Ibiki as he watched the strange Kumo Nin stop next to a Taki genin.
Jake grabbed the back of the unsuspecting genins head and slammed his face into the desk, breaking his nose and causing him to cry out in pain. In an instant, Jake had the Taki genin in the air, holding him by his waist above his head and brought him back to earth with a vicious body slam. "Sregor Bomb!" shouted jake as he smashed the genin into the ground, a sickening thud sounded through the room as everyone watched his eyes roll back into his head.
"You better have a damn good reason that you just assaulted a foreign ninja on less than friendly soil!" shouted Ibiki, though on the inside he was praising the young mans idea. 'Brilliant, I never gave the no fighting rule, and I can't kick him out for cheating, as he only got caught once.'
"Easy, I'm only going to lose two points for cheating, meaning I'll most likely pass this exam and move on to the next, plus I just eliminated some competition." stated Jake as he took the test from the genin he had just destroyed and moved back to his seat, all the other genin staring at him. "What? Something on my face?"
"Alright, new rule! No fighting during the rest of this test, proctors, take two points of his score and get a medic in here to help that poor son of a bitch that just got... What did you call it?" questioned Ibiki
"The Sregor Bomb" stated Jake as he sat back in his chair and pulled his headband down over his eyes.
-15 minutes later-
"Alright maggots, listen up! It's time for the final question" stated Ibiki, who was answered by dual snoring. He looked at the culprits, only to find that it was none other than Naruto and Sregor. "Will someone wake up Mito and Sregor?"
Samui rolled her eyes and threw a kunai at her eccentric temporary teammate. Who caught it between two fingers without lifting his head, still snoring.
The genin next to Mito just poked him a couple of times, only for the redhead to reach up and snap his finger.
"Alright then... The final question is different than the others. You have to choose weather you wish to attempt the test or not-" Ibiki was cut off when a loud inuzuka shouted out
"What kind of dumbass would not want to try the question?"
"Armageddon! Huh? Was the yelling really needed?" questioned Sregor after he jumped up from his seat, his staff held in a defensive position.
"Yeah, huh he Huck up, Ihuhuha, before I huck youh hiher" retorted Mito, most of the class had trouble understanding the red headed genin, though those that did were either giggling or full out laughing.
Kiba, who was one of the few who understood the redhead, was furious. "I'll fucking kill you if you touch my sister!"
"I said No fighting!"
-Toad realm-
Fukakasu was doing the usual, hiding from his wife while going in and out of sage mode to make sure if he was ever summoned where it was needed, he would be ready.
A sudden gust of wind alerted the small frog that something, or someone, was coming.
"Hello young toad, how have you been?" asked a calm, confident, not so human voice. One Fukasaku instantly recognized.
"How may I help you Lord Ra? The last time you came down to greet you underlings, it was when we had to seal my father." questioned Pa
"Well you see... This newest summoner of yours, I've taken an interest in him. Myself and the others have narrowed down a few humans that could become the next sage, and he's at the top of the list." stated Ra
"So you're going to take away young Naruto. Is that why you are here? Has he signed your contract?" questioned Pa
"No, in fact he will still be your summoner, but in time I'm going to unseal Gamagaia to be young Naruto's familiar." stated Ra, getting a shocked look from Pa.
"You're sure that will be ok? My older brother, before he left our world, informed me that our father was less than stable, there's a reason that mountain has a hole in it." stated Pa as he pointed to a far off mountain, that indeed had a noticeable hole in it.
"Yes, during our search for two suitable summons for the young Uzumaki, we've come across some interesting facts. For S class summons, like myself and Gamergaia, every year we do not fight, we start to overload with power. That's what caused Gamagaia to rampage all those years ago, that and he never really was all that stable. Thankfully, I have Iroh and Roc to spar with." stated Ra "I'd imagine, With him never being summoned, he would have built up quite a bit of extra power."
"So sense naruto would most likely summon him at least once a year, be will be fine?" questioned Pa, still uneasy with the whole idea.
"Yes, and if not, the other summon that has signed up for him can handle it." stated Ra
"Who besides you three would be able to handle my father?" questioned Fukasaku. It was well known through the summon realms that Gamagaia was an immense powerful and intelligent fighter, there were only a handful that could fight him on even ground, let alone be able to subdue him.
"My brother clan has signed up. The Ruhks were rather excited to be his future summon. Though Garuda said he was going to test him..." trailed off Ra, he may be the great phoenix king, but his brother was the perfect match to go with Gamagaia, as they had different affinities, which meant they could coordinate attacks.
"Hmm, to have my father and lord Garuda on his side, quite the combo. But may I ask why you're doing this now? I know that Naruto has one of the purest hearts in the world, but it's been centuries since there was a 'True' sage, why does the world need one now?" asked Pa, though in the back of his mind, he could remember what the great toad sage had told Jiraiya.
"Between you and me, we both know of the cycle of the world. What you don't know, is that while the last sage did restart the the cycle, because of his children, the cycle started in fast forward. Those damned Uchiha were tainted by Juubis chakra. And the Senju, while good natured, they were all over compassionate in their pursuits, causing them to basically wipe themselves out running to everyone's aid, leavening the Uchiha unattended. And now there are several Uchiha out in the world, under different names, that are going to cause the cycle to come about again."
"And that's where young naruto comes in..." stated Fukasaku "But with my father and lord Garuda, he would still need another summon... All the sages had three, correct? Six Paths had you, Lord Iroh and lord Roc. So who would be Narutos third summon?"
"Someone who has been with him his entire life..."
-Training ground 44-
"The hyuuga girl is rather weak. I wonder why that is? She has rather large reserves and from what I can tell, very good control over it... Why is she so weak? This is so not cool..." questioned a big chested blond.
"She's too kind, she probably doesn't like hurting people, which is why her Non combat skills are so good, but anything to do with fighting is rather useless." stated Jake.
"That would make sense, but why would the council want her instead of the male?" questioned the blond
"Probably out of pride. Those fools couldn't do it seven years ago, so they probably just want to do it now." state Jake
"That's so not cool, say who was that red head? You seem to know him rather well?" questioned Samui
"You've heard of the Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, right?" questioned Jake
"Yea, bee sensei told us that hes a crazy strong chunin that supposedly took on two s class criminals and made them retreat. It's rumored he's in ANBU now and that he's the son of the Fourth Hokage." stated Omoi
"Well, that's Mito. That's an alter ego he uses. I met him... When he saved me from Orochimaru..." said a suddenly deflated dirty blond. Omoi put a hand on the younger Boys shoulder for comfort, while Samui just gave him a sad smile.
"Hmm, I wouldn't say escape..." Sregor spun around, only to see a very pale young woman.
"What do you want Kusa Nin?" asked Omoi. Though jake was quietly freaking out. He was taught by the best sensor in Kumo, and he knew exactly who this was.
"That's no Genin, you two, get out of here now!" stated Sregor as he took his taijutsu stance, which was him square to his opponent with his feet about shoulder width apart.
"What are you talking about? Why would we do that?" questioned Samui
"That's Orochimaru..." stated Sregor
They both understood immediately and took off, they both knew that they would only get in the way during this fight.
"Kukuku...Very noble of you, but I can't help but feel like I know you from somewhere..." stated the Kusa Nin, her voice was now that of Orochimaru.
"Wouldn't you just love to know." stated Sregor as he started to build up chakra throughout his body.
"Do not worry, I am not here for you, Jake kun" laughed Orochimaru "Right now I'm looking for my next vessel, so good day to you, perhaps we will meet again..." he stated as he sank into the ground.
Sregor let loose the chakra he had been building in a wave, which probably alerted all of the ninja in the area where he was, but if it came to blows, we was strong enough to last until he found his team.
-With naruto, 10 minutes later-
"Stupid son of a- Right, can't say that. Why the fuck would he run off like that? Does he have a death wish?" Naruto questioned himself as he sped, or as normal shinobi called it, teleported, through the forest after feeling two large chakra spikes from the opposite direction of the tower, the first almost ten minutes ago, the second about 10 seconds ago.
Sasuke had picked a fight with Lee about being naturally gifted versus hard working, and had split off from the group which even Neji seemed thankful for. Naruto was busy looking for the Oto genin that were most likely Orochimaru's pawns, when he felt the second spike and heard a loud scream.
Naruto found his way to a clearing where he saw the last person he expected to see. "Hello again, Snake face."
"You again Brat? I'm not even here for you and your once again a thorn in my side. And I thought that Jake kun would be my only hindrance today." stated Orochimaru, his neck returning to its normal length after giving Sasuke his 'gift'. "Though my work here is done."
"Well, the old man says that I have to protect the Uchiha. Guess I failed that one..." stated Naruto as he looked at the young avenger, motionless on the ground, a sharingan like symbol on his lower neck. "... Idiot never should have challenged you to a fight. Even I wouldn't go after you."
"Oh? Is little Naruto kun admiring my skill?" questioned Orochimaru with a sickeningly sweet tone, making naruto shudder slightly.
"Hardly, I just find myself hard pressed to keep my lunch down whenever you use that fucked up regeneration Jutsu." stated Naruto as he flared his chakra to the max. "You have about 15 seconds to leave the village, see ya soon Pedo, give my regards to Sasori."
"It matters not, Sasuke is mine now, and I am no longer with those fools, they never did appreciate my work. Farewell Naruto kun, and tell my sensei not to pull Sasuke kun from the exams, or else I'll burn this pitiful village to the ground." stated Orochimaru as he started to sink into the ground. He tossed two scrolls to Sasuke. "There are his scrolls, would you be a dear and help him to a safe place?"
It took about 10 more seconds for to full platoons of ANBU to descend on the small clearing, one approaching naruto, who already had his mask back on. "Is everything alright Gama? And what happened to the Uchiha?"
"It's all good for now. Bring the Uchiha to the tower, he just fought Orochimaru and I would like him to be healed, as he does have both scrolls." stated Naruto with a time of authority, even though he was the lowest rank of the three leaders there. "My team, search for Orochimaru and Anko, she may be in trouble. After your done, prepare sealing room 2."
"Hai" was the response from all the ANBU minus the other captains, who simply nodded and brought Sasuke to the tower.
-15 minutes later, hokage office-
"So he's here then..." stated the aged Hokage.
"I would tend to think not, as he knows that wherever I am, Itachi is as well. I may not be enough good enough to beat him, but Itachi is more than enough." stated Naruto
"That's the problem though... Itachi isn't here." stated Jiraiya.
"Not right now, but I'll talk to him after the preliminaries. I'm sure he's done by now, after all he was almost done when we split apart." stated Naruto
"Good. With Itachi in the village, along with you, Jiraiya, and you, Naruto, we should have the firepower to stop whatever he has planned." stated Sarutobi.
"No. If Orochimaru has an Alliance with Sand, it stands to reason that the Kazekage will be involved, Jiraiya would take him and Itachi would take Orochimaru. We don't know if Kumo or Iwa are joining in on this either, as they both have teams in this exam when they aren't suppose to." stated Naruto
"True... It would be very troubling if both A and Onoki joined, or even worse, there Jinchuuruki, as they have both have two." stated Jiraiya.
"Yes... This is indeed troubling..." stated Sarutobi in thought. "We will plan for the worse. I will take Orochimaru. Naruto, you will take the Kazekage, his only strength is his magnet release, which I'm sure you can find a way to negate, or even turn to your advantage."
"What about me and Itachi? And Kakashi and Gai for that matter?" questioned Jiraiya.
"You and Itachi will take any Jinchuuruki that come along. I will have Gai and Kakashi be my field commanders, as us four will be tied up. Naruto, once you deal with the Kazekage, I'd like some backup with Orochimaru. Jiraiya, when you're defeat the Jinchuuricki, make sure to lock them up, or maybe even seal them in case we need a bargaining chip when this is all over." stated Sarutobi
"And what of A and Onoki? We can't just let the possibility of two Kages seep through the cracks." stated Jiraiya.
"If it comes to that... Then I'll take them myself." stated Naruto as he raised his face to the ceiling, his blue Rinnegan shining an almost holy light.
"Naruto, I know you don't use your eyes much, and only you know the true power of them, but can you really take 3 Kages on at once with them?" questioned Sarutobi.
"Yes, but it might kill me. I'll use the month break between exams to gain as much control over my eyes as possible. Last time I used them that much I needed Tsunade to heal me." stated Naruto
"Alright... That's the plan for now... Lets just hope it doesn't come to that..." stated Sarutobi
"Lets just hope that he really did leave Akatsuki. it would be bad news if they were involved in this as well."
-Next day, battle tower sealing room-
"I don't want it sealed! You can't make me!" stated Sasuke, who had woken up in a hospital bay with the curse mark activated and decided to test it out on an ANBU... Who just happened to be Naruto...
"You don't have a choice. You attacked a superior officer. If you don't have this sealed off you will be arrested on treasonous activity and endangering the medical corps." stated the Gama faced ANBU stated, very surprised at what could only be the arrogance of the young Uchiha. After all, he couldn't even connect the dots that Gama was Naruto, or even that he was struggling against the same ANBU who subdued him yesterday. Maybe he was just that dumb...
"I'm an Uchiha! I'll have the council pull your rank!" stated Sasuke dangerously, though naruto just laughed in his face.
"I was taught by your older brother, and by the way the council can suck my dick, I hold more power than everyone on it minus Hokage sama." stated Gama. Sasuke's eyes widened when he heard that, only one person in the village held that much power...
"Dobe!-" Sasuke yelled before he was knocked out by a chop to the neck.
"Shit, I'll have to tell old man to inform him to keep his mouth shut about my identity..."
-3 days later, battle tower arena-
"Hmm, nineteen participants... You were right when you said we would need a preliminary." stated the hokage to the ANBU next to him, who just nodded.
"Welcome maggots, to the third round of the chunin exams!" shouted Anko "Now, before we start the fighting, Hokage sama has an announcement!"
A cry of 'bullshit!' came from the redhead from Suna.
"Shut it ginger!" retorted Anko "Hokage sama?"
"Thank you Anko. As your proctor has said, welcome to the third stage of the chunin exams. You nineteen will be fighting for your villages in the coming fights, so be sure to give it your all." stated Sarutobi
"I'll take it from here, Hokage sama." Stated Gama, the ANBU that had been seen earlier with the Hokage. "Alright, this stage is all one on one fights. For those of you that don't understand the implications of that statement, it means that if any of you are injured, or just don't wish to continue for any reason, you my drop out now, and your teammates can still continue."
"I think I'll drop out of this one, a sound genin hit me with something that threw off my equilibrium pretty bad and did something to my lungs. It's not worth risking my death to continue from here." stated Kabuto with a frown. He didn't understand why Orochimaru told him to drop out of the testings, but it didn't matter, he would do as told.
Gama looked to the hokage, who simply nodded. "Alright, Kabuto from Konoha, you're free to go. Be sure to say hello to your father for me."
Kabuto froze at that statement from the ANBU, who he knew was none other than Naruto Uzumaki, a person his sensei hated almost as much as the Sandaime and Jiraiya... Almost.
"Chouji... Please forfeit, with that broken leg you can barely move..." stated Shika, who was holding up the plump genin.
"You're right Shika... Procter! I forfeit!" stated Chojii, silently cursing the Iwa Nin that broke his leg.
"Ok, Chouji Akimichi from
Konoha, you're free to go." stated Naruto
"Is it ok if I stay and watch my team compete?" asked Chouji.
Naruto looked to Sarutobi, who simply nodded "Yes, you may stay. Ok, if there are no more quitters, let's start the matches. First up Kiba Inuzuka of Konoha vs Shino Aburame of Konoha."
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