"..." Scarlet stares off into space, thinking deeply.
Heck, even I was thinking deeply on this situation.
After 5 more minutes of silence, Coal finally breaks the silence.
"I can't believe we forgot when our birthday's are..."
"You forgot your birthdays?" Suki pokes her head in.
Nod.
"Hmm..." Suki taps her chin. "You shoulod just have one big party for all of you!"
...
"Heck yeah!" Scarlet cheers, throwing pillows into the air.
One of them happen to hit me.
"I said to sotp throwing pillows at me." I throw it back.
"I didn't mean it!" Scarlet throws it back.
"Then why do you keep throwing it!"
"BECAUSE YOU THREW IT AT ME!"
"...Oh yeah!"
Scarlet smacks my forehead, "Should've had a V8."
"I HATE V8's! Why would I wanna drink veggies!"
"Ok guys, the parties next wekk, got it?" Coal says out of nowhere.
"Huh?" Me and Scarlet stare.
"While you guys were arguing, I went and held a meeting."
"That was fast." Scarlet comments.
"I move fast." Coal shrugs.
"WE NEED A CHRISTMAS TREE!" I announce.
"Eh?"
"I'm just gonna assume I was born on CHirstmas, just go with it."
"You just want to cut down a tree." Coal rolls her eyes.
"Maybe I do! You know you wanna help me!"
"You guys ar egetting to bored." Zetsu comments, coming out the floor. "Maybe you should go to school."
...
"NOOO!" Me and Coal throw pillows at him. "REPENT YOU EVIL PLANT!"
Zetsu goes back into the ground like this: .
The next week...
"I've always liked birthday parties." I mutter, nomming on a slice of pizza. "Even though they were rarely mine."
"Duh, they only happen once a year." Coal flicks my head. "And lets not forget your an orphan."
"Ugh, horrible orphanage! Don't even remind me,"
"Wait, how is Uke still an orphan?" Mizu questions.
"Well, I'm not registered in this world, only back in Earth. And criminals can't exactly fill out paper work like normal people." I explain. "So, unless you know me, I don't exist."
"Oh..."
"And I have some lazy parents! How dare you guys singl;e me out!"
"That's cause your the MOST lazy!" Hidan laughs.
"Nu-uh! Um... Suki's the laziest!"
"I'm a fully trained ninja! I deserve to be ninja!" Suki chuckles.
"Yeah? Well I'm a criminal ninja so HA!"
"You only know 4 jitsu's. Two of which are... er... decoys."
"You know you love my Bōizurabu no jutsu." I giggle.
"Boizurabu?" Scarlet question.
"I've been picking up bits and pieces of japanese from those 4 jitsu's I know." I shrug. "Means Yaoi. Wanted it to sound cooler."
"Present time!" Tobi chimes, bringing in a wagon full of gifts.
"Woohoo!" Coal cheers, sitting up.
NO, not every Akatsuki member got us a present.
They teamed up and got us a few presents.
Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori got us... hmm... Coal got a black gutair, Scarlet got a drum set, I got a dark blue gutair.
"I'm amazed!" Scarlet laughs. "I haven't played in instrument in FOREVER!"
"I've played one lately!" I chime. "The throat-sicle!"
"Eww, that sounds gross!" Scarlet falls back laughing.
I look at the directions, "Ohh, these are special instruments... Hmm... G flat."
I quickly strum the gutair, and almost loose my balance as it blasts a shocking stream of light from the top.
"OMG MY TURN!" Coal checks the directions and strikes a "C" cord.
Flames shoot out the top of her gutair.
"Hey! What about mine?" Scarlet snatches up the directions, reads for awhile, then starts tapping quickly on the coffee table.
BA-BOOM!
"THAT POOR COFFEE TABLE!" I exclaim, from my position behind the couch.
Star cracks up laughing and shoots a riff, making her drum sticks into lightning sticks.
"Sooo cool..." SHe stares in awe.
"Thank you Dei, Saso, Tobi!" We chime, eventually, after almost destoying the living room.
So far, I can get my gutair to shoot lightning and cause a rain storm.
Coal's gutair can shoot fire and water.
Scarlet's drum sticks can create any electricial current AND make explosions.
Next, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Pein give us our present(s).
I gasp dramatically loud, burst into coughs and yell, "WHOES BEAST NOW, COAL!"
"STFU!" Coal shoves me, hard.
I trip backwards over the destroyed coffee table, but jump up and start beating her with the new cosplay items.
"Ow!" Scarlets yells as a stray high heel hits her.
"...Coal did it!" I take the bag to my room.
"Bitch." Coal claims her bag. "We all got cosplay stuff."
"I'M HAVING A MOMENT!" I throw the bag on my bed and come back to the living room. "GOD! People are so rude nowadays, can't let a girl have a decent moment anymore!"
After Coal and Scarlet come back form putting away there cosplay stuff, we open the final gift from Konan, Zetsu, and Itachi.
When I rip open the box, I hold up the school girl outfit confused.
"What is this?" Coal asks supiciously.
"Your going to school." Itachi simply says.
"WHAT!" Scarlet yells. "GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, NOW!"
"What's wrong with school?"
"My ears!"
"SChool is the WORSE place you could send us!" I hiss. "How dare you befoul our minds like that!"
"But I already enrolled you..." Konan whines. "At least give it a try!"
People slowly back out the room until it's just me and Konan.
"No way! I am NOT going to a school! Especially in this stuff!" I throw the uniform to the side.
"I wen tthrough a lot of trouble to get you three enrolled!"
"Never!"
"Your going to that school!"
"I hate schooL!"
"Then don't be such a fucking idiot all the time!"
"Me? And idiot! How DARE you!"
I glare at the blue-haired kunoichi who pinned me upside down on the wall with her paper...
NO she didn't stab me, but she sure did ruin my clothes...
Everyone is let back into the room as Konan dusts off her hands.
"School starts tommorow." She adds.
"This is fucking child abuse." I grumble. "Hanging yoour daughter upside down on the wall, real nice."
"Don't make me leave you there over night."
"..."
"I thought so."
I groan as I free myself, landing hard on my head.
"I'm not wearing that outfit though." I comment.
"Why not?"
"It's slutty."
MMkay, so! Didn't expect that, did ya? Uke, Coal, and Scarlet are going to school... Because they keep destroying the base! XD
Yeah, AKemi, Mizu, and Mitzumi already graduated, and they definantly don't wanna go back for middle and high school.
I'm gonna post a picture of Uke's(and friends) school outfits, ok?
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