I FINALLY BORROWED THE DVD! No trouble now cause now I know what happens. I can't wait for Megaman Starforce Pegasus, Leo, and Dragon! I might consider getting Pegusus because you could freeze your enemies. Sorry for my randomness. Well anyway here's the chapter!

At Snape's Class.

Harry Asked any girls out yet?

Ron Well I asked out 552 girls. Soon they found out I asked other they dumped me and slapped me in the face. Shows a big giant red mark on his cheek.

Harry You're supposed to ask only one girl!

Ron Really! Why didn't anyone tell me that!? Oh well. Looks like we're gonna be the only boys without dates.

Harry Well Neville doesn't have one. Then again he does. He could go out with himself.

Snape slaps Harry and Ron with a book.

Hermione For your information Neville already got a date!

Ron Aw crap now I'm really depressed.

Harry Well at least I could go out with my hand.

Fred Writes a note and gives to Ron. Read it.

Ron Get a move on or or or...what does this say?

Harry Or the good ones will be gone dimwit!

Ron Well Hermione your a girl. Why don't you-

Snape slaps Harry and Ron with the book again.

Harry What the hell did I do!?

Snape Um um um. You breathed in my class! How dare you!

Hermione Well for your information I've already got a date!

Ron I wasn't gonna ask your disgusting looks out! I'm asking McGonagall out. All I need to know is where she is.

Hermione What? She's WAY to old for you! Gives work to Snape.

Harry Well how about this by tommorow we'll have a date. Agreed.

Ron Agreed.

Snape pulls his sleeves and pushes their head down hard.

At the Owlery.

Harry Finds Cho. Oh hiya Cho! Would you want to-

Cho What? Make out with you? Not unless Cedric dies!

Harry Hmm...I wonder. Has a memory of Harry sneaking behind Cedric and cracking his neck.

Cho Anyway what is it?

Harry I was wondering if you wanted to go out to the ball with me.

Cho Um um um...Runs away. 5 minutes later she comes back with 500 kiss marks on her. Sorry Harry I already got a date.

Harry Aw crap! Who's the bastard you asked out!?

Cho Um...Harry?

Harry What!? How dare you Harry!? Beats himself up. Soon he stops. Wait a minute! That chick lied to me! Oh well.

In the Gryffindor Common Ron comes back crying.

Harry Oh my god what happened?

Ron Fleur...Fleur...

Hermione Oh my god she said yes!

Ron No she didn't.

Ginny He actually screamed at her. A bit scary.

Ron I didn't want to fricken ask out Fleur! It was McGonagall I wanted but instead Malfoy led me to Fleur.

Harry Sees the unpopular Patil twins. Hey wait!

At the Yule Ball.

Ron He dresses up himself and sees Harry. What are those?

Harry My dressrobes.

Ron Well their good! My is dead terrible!

Harry Well at least their better than that weird kid.

A weird kid comes out of nowhere wearing a cool blue tux.

Harry Oh crap.

Ron I look like my Aunt Muriel! Sniff sniff. I smell like my Aunt Muriel. Murder me Harry.

Harry Yeah I would if only I had brought my pocket knife. Sigh. Too bad I forgot to. Did I bring my wand. Aw crap I didn't.

In the Corridor. Padma starts barfing by Ron's look.

Padma Sorry I um ate too much yesterday! Thought. Holy shoot I'm gonna dance with him! I wish I was Pavarti. Looks at Pavarti that's saying how sexy Harry looks.

Harry Yeah I know I'm SOOO!!! SEXY!!!

Pavarti Yeah look at your dress robes.

Harry I look so damn cool. Looks at Cho and Cedric. What the hell!? Cedric's out with Cho!

Pavarti She is like SOOO beautiful.

Harry Yeah I know and Cedric is extremely gonna be dead.

Pavarti What!? NO! Look at Hermione.

Harry looks at Hermione with her pink dress and sees Krum going out with her.

Harry Turns around to see Cedric but sees he's gone. AW CRAP!!!

McGonagall appears.

McGonagall You do know that champions has to be the first to go up to the dance right?

Harry No...

McGonagall Oh well now you know.

At the Yule Ball.

Krum and Hermione walks up, then a Ravenclaw dude with Fleur, then Cedric and Cho, than Harry and Pavarti.

Pavarti Take my waste.

Harry Uh hell no.

Pavarti Take my waste!

Harry Okay okay okay!

Everybody starts dancing. Harry spins Pavarti around the room and hits other people with her and then accidently through her away. Neville dances with Ginny as if they're gonna get married. Dumbledore dances with McGonagall like a teenager. Mad Eye looks around the room and starts dancing with his own leg. Then he drinks a juice. He spins his head like crazy.

Weird Sister Band EVERYBODY READY!?

Everybody starts to dance like crazy. Ron does the robot and Harry does the worm. Neville continues dancing with Ginny like they're getting married when they're supposed to get crazy.

After the dance Hermione sits with Harry and Ron.

Hermione Victor's getting me a drink. Care to join?

Ron We're not caring to join.

Hermione Fine then bastard! You with your ugly face and brain damage and and and...

Ron Very big idiot.

Hermione Yeah! And very big idiot!

Ron Your with the enemy.

Hermione The enemy? The tournament is to be Turn rude idiot! Wait a minute. TRI!

Ron That made no sense at all.

Hermione runs away.

Padma Are you going to dance with me or not?

Ron Not.

After the Yule Ball.

Hermione How could you be so mean?

Ron Me! You're with the enemy!

Harry walks in.

Hermione Where were you?

Harry I was playing the-

Hermione Nevermind off to bed both of you!

Harry Slowly. Game Yatzee with Brian Griffin.

Brian walks into the scene with a martini.

Brian Hey chick! Wanna like dance with me? Huh? Would that be nice? AHAHAHAHA!! Falls on his back.

Ron Don't mess with her.

Hermione You ruined everything! The boys runs away. Hermione takes a shoe off her foot and runs away.

Brian gets up.

Brian Hey you left your shoe chick! AHAHAHAHA!!! Faints again.

Very few people are still dancing. Hagrid gets sleepy and drops his arm but Madame Maxime puts it back up to her waste.

Not that funny. The Brian Griffin scene is what I liked. The dance was hard to describe. Very hard. Anyway I hoped you liked this chapter. Keep reviewing please people! Okay! Okay. That's good.