A/N:I'm drinking hot chocolate. Thus, you get a hot chocolate (ish) fic.
Warning: Slight mental images of Kevin eating chocolate off of Connor. Yup ;)
Summary: Kevin doesn't like hot chocolate. So Connor makes a deal.
"I'm so tired, Connor."
"Then go to sleep."
"I tried. I can't."
"Are you comfortable?"
"Why yes. Your lap is incredibly comfy."
"Then go to sleep."
"I can't."
"Fine. Move for a sec."
"Don't leave me!"
"I'll be right back, calm down."
"I'll miss you!"
"Shut up."
"I feel insulted."
"You should."
…
"Hurry up, Connor!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming."
"What's that and how will it help me get to sleep?"
"Just drink it, Kevin. I promise you'll like it."
"What is it?"
"Hot chocolate."
"I hate chocolate."
"You didn't seem to mind it last night when-"
"Oh yes, that was very nice. Fine, I'll try some of your stupid hot chocolate."
"It's not stupid."
"It is stupid. Chocolate is evil."
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"Nope. I hate chocolate."
"What has chocolate ever done to you?"
"My cousin once stuck chocolate in the toilet and tricked me into eating it."
"That's disgusting."
"Exactly."
"Well, one bad experience shouldn't put you off chocolate forever."
"I did eat it last night…"
"And it was good right?"
"I wasn't really paying attention to the chocolate part of what I was eating."
"You're vulgar."
"You brought it up."
"Touché. Just drink the damn chocolate."
"No."
"But you said you would!"
"I changed my mind. You hurt my feelings."
"How could I have possibly hurt your feelings, Kevin?"
"You swore at me."
"You swear all the time."
"No, I say swears all the time. Never to you. I'd say something like 'fuck me Connor' or 'fuck, I'm tired' or 'damn, this sucks', but I'd never swear at you."
"Are you serious…?"
"I'm dead serious."
"You're acting like a child."
"I can act like a child all I want."
"Just drink the chocolate! It'll put you to sleep."
"You're trying to drug me!"
"Kevin!"
"You are trying to drug me! I'm not drinking that."
"Why would I drug you?"
"Because I'm being annoying and you want me to shut up."
"Wow, you've read my mind."
"See!"
"I didn't drug the hot chocolate… although, now I wish I did."
"Traitor!"
"That doesn't make any sense."
"It doesn't have to."
"Just drink the chocolate and I'll… um… do anything you want."
"Anything?"
"Anything."
"Okay, fine. If I drink this you have to…"
"What?"
"Um… you have to watch all of the Disney movies we have with me."
"But that'd take days!"
"It would?"
"We have like, thirty Disney movies!"
"Yay!"
"That's not even including sleep! I have a life you know."
"We can do it on a weekend."
"It'd take longer than a weekend."
"Then as long as we need. You just have to watch them all with me in a row until we pass out or we have to go to school or work. Then we start again later."
"Kevin-"
"I'll drink the hot chocolate and go to sleep."
"… Fine."
"Yes!"
A/N: I don't even know where this came from. Completely random, I know. I start at hot chocolate and get to Disney movies. I know Kevin's OOC but... my story. Deal with it.
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