Me: Ok, before we invade, (*pulls out a list*) we have some July birthdays. And by some I mean 'too many to write fics for each of them and it would be insulting to mesh all them all together'. Let's see, in order... Canada, Hong Kong, America, Liechtenstein, France, several fangirls, my birthday (Spain. I want that Hatafutte either on time or two days early!), and several dozen OCs.
Canada: Thanks for remembering. ^_^
Me: And... we also need a definite top 5 in the poll before we invade. Though I can guarantee one person we're kidnapping... (*glance at Japan*)
Nezumi: Shouldn't you answer the questions about Florida?
Me: Yeah... (sweatdrop) For the peoples in Florida at the moment... it is slowly sinking- RUN! DX
Nezumi: Bri-san! We've captured some of the nations, their pets, and we're almost to the other side of the fourth wall.
Me: Who did we catch?
Nezumi: (Looks over) Macau-san, Vietnam-san, Latvia-nii, Estonia-nii, Romania-san-
BOOM!
Me: What just happened? O_O
Fangirl (covered in pudding): They set a bomb that blasts chocolate pudding in the Left Front.
Me: What about the Central Front?
BOOM!
Fangirl #2 (covered in herring): They buried a can of surstromming!
Me: Should I even ask about the Right Front?
BOOM!
Fangirl #3 (covered in green stuff): England cooked pea soup! X_X
Me: How cruel! Get a Munchlax in here to clear the tunnels! Ok... Today we thank 'Sarah Magic Spell' for this chappie's idea. As you clearly see, I don't own Hetalia, or else-
Nezumi: BRI-SAN, LOOK OUT!
Me: (Looks up at gets splattered with a food-filled balloon) Ew... What the hell am I covered in?
Nezumi: It smells like mashed potatoes.
Me:... THIS MEANS WAR! DX
btw, I. FOUND. FAN-ART. OF. THIS. CRACK SERIES. :D (Not really found, my bff found it and sent me a link.) They were so cuuute! XD (And the person who drew them said I should've told you guys I have a deviantart. It's basically my Pen name with a - in between. (Bri-Nara) ^^") On to the madness.
They were bored. So France suggested "We should go to a beach, non?"
Half the room was about to answer 'No' when Italy said "Ve~! That's a great idea! Which beach should we go to?"
For the next five minutes, everyone in the room started calling friends on their cellphones (because obviously they don't want the potential disaster at their beach).
"Hello, Malaysia, aru? Are there any good beaches there we can borrow for a bit, aru? Oh. I'm tell him, aru." Click. "England, Malaysia says that Hong Kong and Korea are pissed off at you, ahen. So we can't go to any of her beaches."
"Hey, Puerto Rico! ... It's America. I sound funny 'cause England messed up another spell and now I'm a girl. So, can we use one of your be- Hello? Puerto Rico? Hello?"
"Hey, Cuba? ... It's not America, it's Canada! Do you have any beaches we can be at for today? Yes, America will be there. ... He hung up on me."
"Hey Norge! I-"
"I'm right here, idiot."
"Ve~. Why are we asking for beaches again?"
"Because," America answered, "somebody made Cocoa beach disappear!"
Belarus glared. "I said sorry already."
"Sorry doesn't bring back the theme parks, Belarus! DX"
"Hold on!" England said as she realized something. "We don't even have bathing-suits!"
"Ohonhonhon~ Yes we do~." France ran off to her room and returned with a large bag. She pored the contents onto the coffee table. Bathing-suits with everyone's flags on them. "Find your flags~."
England grabbed the two piece with her flag on it and blushed. "Why is it my old flag instead of the Union flag?"
France smirked. "I thought it looked hotter."
England looked at the red crosses on the bikini top and bottom. She glared at France. "I hate you, Frog."
One plane ride to the Caribbean later...
"Welcome to the Boca Chica resort~! Make yourselves at home~!"
Dominican Republic was the only country willing to have them all over... either that or she had no idea what destruction this group was capable of...
The first thing the nations did was get to the beach. Just in time for the volleyball competition.
"You're going down, Frog!"
"I think not! You are going down, Angleterre!"
It was the Bad Touch Trio vs England, Hungary, and America. Hungary was serving first.
POW! Hungary smacked the ball with the strength of thousand badass fictional characters. Straight at Prussia.
"OH SH-!" BLAM!
"Sorry~."
When it was Prussia's turn to serve, he aimed at Hungary. But missed and it hit a random bystander.
"MAPLE! DX"
"Sorry 'bout that, Birdie!"
Meanwhile in the water...
China was sitting on his inner tube, trying to relax in one of my fics for once.
"Ah~. Peace at last, aru~."
Duh-dun.
China heard a splash behind him. "Probably just some kids, aru."
Duh-dun.
The splash was closer now. "...Just ignore it, aru."
Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun. Du-
"DA-ZE!" GROPE!
"OH F_ NO, ARU!"
"You shouldn't shout those things in public, Sensei."
China turned around. Behind him was a young girl with a long braid. There was someone else behind her, but they put had most of face in the water after China turned around.
"Hi Aniki!"
"K-Korea?"
"Yeah! Just like last time, da-ze!"
China was about to groan and sink into his inner tube until he remembered about the person trying to disappear behind Korea. "Who's that, aru?"
"Oh, that's just Hong Kong, da-ze."
China looked over at Hong Kong. "Why aren't you coming out of the water, aru?"
Hong Kong tried to sink lower.
"He's embarrassed because the spell hit him this time, da-ze. I mean, her."
Hong Kong was completely underwater by now. Korea dived in pulled her out of the water.
"Come on out, Hong Kong!"
Korea held Hong Kong out of the water. China saw a dead-sexy girl with long hair. And she looked annoyed at Korea.
"What the-? Hong Kong-? Pretty-? What is this- I don't even-? ARU?" Then China fainted.
"... He's unconscious..."
"Unconsciousness originated in Korea, da-ze."
That night...
...was karaoke night at the resort they were staying at. Yeah, the nations were participating in karaoke night when the free bar was about ten feet away from the stage. What could possible go right?
"Don't want to be an American idiot~!"
"That's mean, England! Why'd you pick that song?"
It was China's turn and he went up to the microphone on the stage.
"Start the music, aru!"
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world~!
Several nations started laughing their asses off. Especially Korea, who was working in the sound booth. (The only part visible is like, a little hole in the wall on stage left.)
"I'm not a girl, aru!" China yelled.
"Okay, Aniki!"
"Start the real song, aru!"
That! That! Dude looks like a lady~!
The laughter throughout the audience got louder. America fell out of her chair, and England was crying from laughing so hard.
"DAMMIT, THE OTHER REAL SONG, ARU!"
(The rock/metal version) MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!
China threw the microphone at the little sound booth hole, and nailed Korea.
"OW!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, ARU!"
Me: Finally, new chappie! (Can't remember who requested karaoke night though...)
China: WHY, ARU? D:
Me: Cuz you're so easy to annoy. And since Korea's here now, you got double this chapter.
Korea: Aren't you glad I'm here, Aniki? :D
China: Aiyah...
Me and Korea: Vote and review, da-ze! :D