tediousfish13
I'd tell you my IQ, love, if only I knew. *insert sad face* I'm sure it's pretty high, though. Although I couldn't compare to you. Unless...keen senses fall under the category of 'genius';because I can hear grain sugar and I can feel other's blood warmth on my ears. It's strange, but I can hear and feel when people sneak up on me. Oh damn, I'm rambling...on with the questions
1. Your opinion on curly blonde hair? ((Because I think it's absolutely dreadful D:))
2. Do you drink your own blood? ((If you haven't, try it! It's warm and delicious when it runs down your throat!))
3. What do you see when you take a Rorschach test? ((I once seen two angels holding hands.))
4. Can your hear grain sugar?
5. Can you feel blood warmth on your ears?
6. Favorite music? ((I prefer classical and heavy metal.))
7. Favorite number? ((Mine is the number 7))
9. Favortie letter? ((Mine is the letter 'Z'))
10. Would you like to meet me? ((Ah, my fangirl side is talking, I apologize...))
12. Do you have a hate list? ((I offically have thirty people on my hate list.))
13. Tacos or hotdogs? (( Sorry, had to ask this. :D))
((And I found it appropriate to stop at thirteen 3))
Dear tediousfish13,
Aww, I have a feeling your IQ is quite high. ^^ *ruffles your hair*
1. I think it's adorable.
2. At times.
3. I see myself stabbing the human giving me the test. o.o
4. Hmmm... No?
5. ... x3 Yesh.
6. Rock, Heavy Metal, Gothic Rock, Industrial, Death Metal, and orchestral.
7. 13
9. B (what happened to 8? )
10. Sure, why not?
12. TACOS. (What happened to 11? o.O )
The girl L
Hi Beyond! I killed L in ma` book! :D Heh, Anyways, TIME FOR Q&A! C: 1. Do you like chocolate? you sick of people pairing you with L and such? I am. your favorite band? 400000000000000000000 jars of jam! :P band wrote a song about you! It is called "The Killer Of L" Its REALLLLYYY GREATTT! The other songs are about Mello, Near, etc. :D you ever kiss L? xD SORRY, I know your not gay, but I wanted to embrass you there. would you do with a tazer, a chainsaw, a flamethrower, a knife, a MK47, a tank, and a bag of skittlez? Oh! And Light, L, and me are in the room?
Dear The girl L,
Kyahahaha, really? xD Awesome! :D How? I MUST KNOW!
Yes, in fact, I do.
W-Wait... People pair me up with him? O.O (xLiABBx: *stop writing in my notebook and stares back at BB and mutely put my notebook away* Hneh... Henh... W-What k-kind of i-idiots w-would do th-that? :D BB: *glare*)
Band? Oomph! but I also enjoy Rammstein. (xLiABBx: I LOVE THEM! :D) ...And other than German bands... Probably "Breaking Benjamin" or "The Birthday Massacre". :)
Th-thanks... o.o Ima get fat... v.v
xD Wow. Thanks... I guess. :)
O.O (xLiABBx: YES, HE WO-BB: OUT, I SAY! OUT! *Pushes me out* ) There is a 50-50 chance on that happening!
Hmm. O.o I would first tie L and Light's ankles together with any sort of thing(probably my shirt), have you stand next to me, then I would then taze them multiple times, stab the with the knife a bit, shoot the with the MK47, cut out their arms with the chainsaw, drop a bomb with the tank, and then burn their corpses to a crisp. :) And then eat the skittles with you for a job well done. :)
Rain Megami
Hi BB! I'm back again! Guess what! I got your boooooook! I haven't finished it yet (Mainly because at school we have to do stupid stuff like 'Financial Lit., Biodiversity, and math')
The part where Misora first saw you eat your jam cracked me up, it was too funny. Oh! And when she was looking at the first body and found the clues on his body I thought 'Oh, those are Roman Numerals' and I was right! ^_^
Oh yeah...questions. Ummmmm...
1. What do you think of Jack the Ripper?
2. What do you think of Elizabeth Bathory?
3. What to you think of Bram Stroker?
4. What do you think of Mary Shelly?
and
5. What do you think of Justin Beiber?
*Drags a backpack full of jam over to him and sets it next to him.* Here you go! *Quickly gives him a big hug then runs away with a grin.* ^_^
Dear Rain Megami,
Aww, that's great to know! (xLiABBx: At least YOUR book's cover is cleaner than mine... *holds up my book which is ripped and dirty* ): BB: She took it to school and her friends freaked and jumped for it. O.O ) ^^ Great job, dear! *claps* Isn't funny how Misora is such an idiot! :D And I know she liked my little show. ;D
1. Jack the Ripper? Pretty awesome.
2. She is quite amazing. Most prolific female serial killer; I like it.
3. He's fantastic. Dracula was an amazing book and movie. :)
4. She is another fantastic author. I read some of her fantastic books, she is seriously talented.
5. He is GAY. (xLiABBx: xD There's this one dude in my PE class who looks like BB and thinks he's Justin Bieber. xD *ROFL* He's quite cute, too. O.O BB: -.- )
*swings the heavy backpack over my shoulder* Thank you, dear. *returns the hug*
bittersweet-endings-2214
Hallo, Beyond! *kisses him roughly on the lips* you don't wanna know how long I've wanted to do that!
1. Can I have a hug?
2. Here's some strawberry jam
3. Are you a virgin? (That was awkward to type)
4. Do you wet the BED?
5. When was the last time you cried?
6. Why did you cry?
7. Was it L? I swear if it was him I'll murder him.
8. What was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
That's all, bai bai!
Dear bittersweet-endings-2214,
*steps back with a mouth over my lips* O/O U-Ummm, I see.
1. You just kissed me! But sure. ^^ *hugs you*
2. ... I'm so gonna get fat, but thank you.
3. No, I am not. I got rid of my virginity a long time ago.
4. ...When I was small... v.v
5. Years ago.
6. Bitch ate my jam.
7. ...No.
8. Having to be spanked in the ass by L and old people. o.e
Lina
Hi BB!
1. Why do you love strawberry jam so?
2. รดรด
Peekaboo I see you!
3. What would you say if I told you I had your baby?
*hands BB a baby that looks like him.*
4. Aw, he haz ur eyes! No, for real! He does! He was born with The Eyes. Just like Daddy!
5. I've yet to think of a name. Suggestions?
Dear Lina,
Hello...
1. Because it is delicious and it helps me think; sugar is good for the brain.
2. ;D
I see... you... too?
3. Oh... Umm.
*looks at it and blinks* ...
4. "Just like Daddy!"?
5. ...Sebastian? Alexander? Christopher? Lawrence? Stephen? Dylan? Santiago? Miguel? William? Phi? Edison? Erik? O.o
- Wait! That's my kid? O.O
Sam
Thx for answering my questions, but could you possibly number your answers in correspondance to my questions? I got confused...
Dear Sam,
Your welcome, and I apologize.
Josefin Tonks
Hi Beyond :D
It's me again ^^ I found a picture on the internet, which was NOT fanmade. You kissed an L tied to a bed.
That so cute! :D
1. Do you like chocolate?
2. Do you like cats?
3. Do you like me? :3 Please say that you like me :c
4. If a train leaves the station 6.29 am, and crashes 7.13 am. Beetween which stations does the Train crash if it goes from each station 4 minutes after the prev. station?
5. *gives Wara ningyo* Here :D
6. Can i snuggle next to you? :c
7. I love you.
8. i love you.
9. i love you.
10. i love you.
11. i love you.
12. i love you.
13. its a B now, if you look at the number :D
Dear Josefin Tonks,
o.e You did? (xLiABBx: SEND IT TO MEEHHHH! :D )
1. Why yes, In fact, I do.
2. Sort of.
3. ...Yes?
4. *answers question* (AN: xLiABBx: "Because I'm too lazy to solve it. o.e" )
5. Thank you, but I already have much more. *smiles*
6. Suuure.
7. Me... too?
8. ... Thanks.
9. ...I get it.
10. I get it already!
11. I KNOW!
12. Fine! ME TOO! -.-
13. No... Really? I did not know! - sarcasm - *rolls eyes*
The girl L
Hello again insane red eyed jam lover!My brother moved,YAY! But to england...DAMN HIM FOR LIVING WHERE U LIVE!-.- QS! u sick and tired of people saying u and L are twins? you like choclate too? Just wondering, cuz i love chocolate and jam! :D are u wirting this if ur dead? u kidnapp me so i can get away from my so called "family"? do u look like L if u hate him? p.s- I asked L alot of stuff, and he said "You suck at questien." and I asked him if he hated u, he said "Beyond is a stupid murderer who deserved to be killed by kira". I SWEAR TO SHIMIGAMI THAT THIS IS MY FAVE D/N PPL NOW! 4.L bye bye Beyond Birthday!~
Dear The girl L,
Haha, that's VERY interesting.
Quite. Yes.
Yes. I do.
... Hell has Wi-Fi connection. :) (xLiABBx: Aren't you in the Shinigami Realm? BB: Probably... ;D )
Sure. Tell me where to pick you up. :)
...'Cause... I'm cool like that.
*Le gasp* NO. FUCKING. WAY! -.-
Awww. :) Thank you.
CrystalPandaBear
Hai again! :3
What is your favorite emoticon?
If someone told you to jump off a bridge would u do it?
Ok im sure that i could beat you in a jam eating contest! Except i eat blackberry!
Did you eat toothpaste when you were little?
Dear CrystalPandaBear,
Hi.
This one: ;D
No. I am not stupid.
I doubt it!
Yes! :D
Xtremeon
Good day to you, Beyond. :) So, like a lot of other people, I have a few questions: 1. I have never read the BB cases(Thanks a lot, Delaney! D:), so how many people did you kill in that book alone? 2. Favorite music genre? 3. Book preferences? 4. How the hell do you find out how high your IQ is? 5. Can you teach me how to use a knife, a really sharp knife? 6. Do you like waffles? and 7. May I have a hug? Please?- *hands you six jars of jam* :D
Dear Xtremeon,
Hello. :)
1. You have not? Shame. Sophie would let you borrow it. (xLiABBx: Your crazy! No way! *hugs the book close to my chest* D: BB: ...) I have killed a total of 3 people.
2. Industrial, Death Metal, Heavy Metal, ALternate Rock, and Gothic Rock.
3. Horror.
4. Wammy House.
5. Sure. Come over. ;D
6. Yes, I like waffles.
7. Sure. *hugs you*
...Thank you. :)
LawlietLover
Awesome, I love Emilie Autumn too. I am going to her concert in February, and I am most excited. I will send you a signed program :)I also think it is quite awesome that you dress "Visual Kei", "Emo", "Punk", "Rocker"-ish, I do too! Now for questions.
I meant what type of person is your favorite.
2. what did you want to be before you became a murderer? (Aside from the next L, of course)
3. Whatother music do you like?
you seen the movie Wristcutters, A love story? How about Sunshine Cleaning? They are 2 rather enjoyable death/murder related movies.
5. What happened to all the Wammy's kids that came before Near Mello and Matt?
there any girls at Wammy's? (Or are they just not shown?)
7. Was it quite difficult to cut through bone? DO you rip limbs off or cut them?
8. whatblood type is your favorite?
you ever been in a mental institution? If so, were you visiting someone or were you a patient?
do you classify yourself as a pyromaniac, or was fire just the best way to destroy evidence?
10. Do you like vampires?
11. Doesn't pansexual mean you simply like whatever you find attractive? If I am correct, then wouldn't dating males be a plausible thing?
12. What is a good (legal) way to deal with mean people who make fun of you for being morbid/death obsessed/nerdy?
13. What do you think of the number 24?
Thank you for answering my questions, you are awesome!
Love,
LawlietLover (I really need to change this username...)
Dear LawlietLover,
She certainly is! And that's amazing! :) Be sure to play the "Rat Game" with her if you are lucky. ;)
2. Oh. Sadistic, Masochistic, Homicidal, sexy, and smart type. :)
3. Hitler! (xLiABBx: That's not funny, BB!) Just playing. Probably... Umm... I'm not sure...
4. Anything Industrial, Rock, or Gothic-rock.
5. I have not seen none of those movies you have listed.
6. Nothing much, really.
7. Yes, it was. But, eventually, I succeeded. :)
8. B or O. :D
9. you mean Asylum, right? If so, yes. I have. I was a patient.
10. Eh, I guess.
11. Yes, it does. *nods* Correct.
12. Hmm... In a LEGAL way? Dam! Probably... I only have Illegal ways at the moment.
13. OBSESSIVE! O.O THAT NUMBER IS EVIL! *Climbs on a pole* Get it away! It's everywhere! O.O *Twitch* (xLiABBx: ... I liked the movie. :D BB: AHHH! )
Thank you, I know I am. And yes, you should. :D Change it to "BBLover". ;D
joy2theworlddannyphantom
*poofs in out of nowhere laughing* I can't believe you did it! A genius like you! *rolls on the floor* HAHAHAHA- *stops laughing and goes completely serious* not a dork. Not a weirdo.
1) Have some Jam.
2) Laugh. Your laugh is epic. Laugh now.
3) I may have killed a cheerleader today, but in my defence, she was running at me with sissors.
4) I like cheese.
5) Do I creep you out?
6) *jumps repetively on Light-bulbs head* I don't like him.
BYE! *flies away as it starts raining jam*
Dear joy2theworlddannyphantom,
*glares at you and takes out a knife* (xLiABBx: RUN! )
1. No. -.- *stares at the jar and takes it anyways*
2. ... !
3. Niiiice.
4. Cheese is evil O.e
5. Nope.
6. Neither do I. *joins with you*
*a jar smashes on my head, knocking me out*
I demand questions!
-Beyond Birthday