The House of mouse was more packed then usual as John entered, but as he did, a spring appeared under him and it bounced him into the seatings. He crashed into
"Was that supposed to happen" Sally asked him, helping him up as the crowd started to talk concerned, as the doors bolted shut.
"No, wait aren't the Navi's supposed to be performing computer security?" he turned, to see this young, like 20's man in blue armor with a red and black symbol, with a similar aged girl with a pink suit and a giant yellow visor and ribbon.
"What, its my week off" the blue guy commented. "Left the kids at home with GutsMan"
"Megman, shouldn't you go in and see what's going on, maybe its Kronos" the pink lady, his wife, told him seriously.
"Okay Roll, give me a sec" he told her as he got up, but a crowd forced him back as the people started to freak out.
"There is nothing to fear" Tonto's voice said from the intercom.
"What, but I'm right here" Tonto waved his hand from the middle of the crowd. Then someone's shoe hit him in the head and he fell to the ground with a giant lump on his head.
"Okay, I believe him, he's not a hologram, at least" Omni commented, with only one shoe on his foot
"I am not that Tonto, so please don't hurt that hunky hero over there; oh how the ladies would rip each other up for him if he didn't have a girlfriend. Though I've been told he has a tracking chip in his head, just in case."
"Hey, 20 years of a relationship and its never had a reason to be , but the darn thing still itchs!"
"Any attempts to get out, will not work"
"I'll see about that" Clarisse yelled, brandishing a giant mace that appeared out of nowhere. Hitting a door, the mace dissintergrated!.
"Yeah, that won't work. The doors, when in security mode, close, and keep everything in, and everything else out" John explained.
"Well, I'll see about that" Eppsa, a girl at age seven with blueish green hair and a pony tail with green cloths said as her form became ghostlike, as in allowing her to pass through walls. Flying, as she contacted the door, a electric static shocked her and forced her back in.
"That's it, warping solves everything" Clarisse sighed before glowing. Everyone averted their eyes, to see her being electrocuted.
"I told you guys, totally impenitrable" John commented as the plug ins were covered in steel.
"So much for us getting into the system" Megaman commented.
"You shall watch this play, my epic tale in my own dimmension. I believe that it will be a good change in pace."
"But R'm Rungry!" a grizzly old great dane moaned, as did the equally old Perry the Platypus, the Penguin who was equally as grizzly Private and the dane's slightly less Grizzly nephew Scrappy.
"Oh, alright" the other Tonto said as food started falling from the ceiling.
"Wait, you can do that?" Alex asked.
"No, I didn't know" John commented as the screen turned on.
"ROOBY DOOBY DOOO!"
A TONTO AND ARTEMIS, AND KAYLA MOVIE
The Last Boy!!
In a forest, backgrounded by a burning city, a younger Tonto, but with blond hair and glasses, was running like a hunted animal through a forest, but he was stumbling like a idiot. Then he broke into a clearing, when he was surrounded by a group of four hunters of Artemis, or should I say, Hunters of Kayla!
"Give it up, boy" one of them spat.
"What do you want from me!"
"Oh, we are scrubbing the world clean of your kind" another said darkly "Now prepare yourself for the bath of your life" and she drew out a pink gun (Kids Next Door fans will know what it is). The girl then fired it, but Tonto ducked under it, watching it fly into a nearby deer. The poor buck was covered in rainbow light as his antlers shrunk away into his head, and in a flash of light the buck became a doe!.
"That is just gross" Tonto gagged as the girl fired again, hitting the ground just at Tonto jumped, leaving a patch of flowers.
"Don't give up" a voice said to Tonto, as a giant herd of deer came out of the woods out of nowhere and stampeded the hunters. Taking the oppurtunity, Tonto fled deeper into the woods.
Later
Tonto had fled all the way into the caverns of Xander, a deep, interconected series of caves and tunnels.
"I am impressed with your courage" the voice said again.
"Who, are you?" Tonto asked scared.
"I am Artemis, goddess of the hunt, the moon, daughter of Zeus and Leto"
"Wait, I though you were just a myth?" Tonto said shocked. The voice laughed.
"Oh, I'm no myth. But I have contacted you, because the world is in trouble. You see, those girls that attacked you were once my trusted hunters, but then I appointed a lieutenant, Kayla. I didn't see the darkness in her heart, until she betrayed me. She used a combination of a new moon and a sacrifice of a maiden; her name was Karia, to steal my powers, leaving me a disembodied voice. She took control of my hunters, because they didn't know of the murder, and after she took power, she used my powers she stole to block their ears from me. Then they stormed Mt. Olympus, where she locked the other gods in a bubble of lunar power. Then she gained a arsenal of those girl afiers, to start turning all the men of the world into girls. Now, your the last boy on earth"
"Hey, that's, hard to believe. But, that must mean perfect odds!"
"Not for your sake, they want to blast you into a Tontette!"
"Shiver"
"Agree. Now, you must use your power to save the world, and reverse what my back stabbing, Tartarus bound lieutenant of mine has done!"
"What power?" Tonto demanded as a girl jumped down, with a blade that seemed to emmit power like smoke.
"Wait, your that bully, Omni!" Tonto said shocked.
"No, I once was that pitiful male, but now I am Barbi, the new lord goddess's most trusted assassin!"
"Barbi, HA HA HA HA AH AAH ha" Tonto laughter subsided as he rolled out the way of the sword.
"You can't stop me, and my skeleton army!" Barbi yelled as she stabbed her sword to the ground. Thousands of Skeletons rose out of the ground, all armed with spears and swords.
"That is gross!"
"That's the power of my blade of the Ashodel!"
"Use your All Spark glasses!" Artemis's voice rang in Tonto's ear. Confused, he noticed his glasses glowing a bright blue aura. Barbi stepped back as the glasses fired, hitting a rusty old mini van in the nearby woods, some old junkers some loser dumped. But then it glowed, turning fresh with a green paint job, then
"CONVOY, Transform!" a voice yelled, the van!
(The back part of the mini van extended out, splitting into two legs. The top part split in half, and pushed out horizontally, exposing a elaborate moon colored gold chest with two autobot symbols on his forearms. A head sprang up, a serious head with a mouth guard and two giant, metal like ear wing, things. A blaster formed in his hands, and he spun and yelled.)
"CONVOY!"
"That's your name?"
"Yes, father"
"Okay, blast them!" Tonto yelled as Convoy opened fire, spattering bones everywhere. Meanwhile, Barbi jumped, and impacted her sword, into Tonto's sword. The blade was like that of a crescent moon in shade, glowing a harvest moon yellow. The hand guard was black, and the blade forced Barbi's off. Yelling, Tonto attacked, hitting Barbi's blade at every chance he had. The blade had granted him skills, and enough to take charge. Kicking Barbi in the stomach, she flew away as her army was blasted to pieces. Then, she fell as Tonto sliced her head off.
Well, that's cliff hanging for now, and yes Barbi is D E A D DEAD. Read and review