Special chapter.
AKA
Chapter number ten
Kallista: Which is kinda… Longer! And yeah. Desmond just might get angry at Cupa, so she might do something crazy, like, I don't know, GET HER WHOLE CLAN. I would like to see that.
Desmond: What do you mean by might? I usually gather the clan and then just execute the person in a horrible way. Unless Levi says not to.
khdudeable:Sorry for the wait, me and kallista had some 'Technical' difficulties.
Kallista: I had to go to sleep earlier. Omf.
Desmond: Just continue with the story. I want to see Levi. And tell him about how I pushed Billy two times yesterday, and how he cried today. Wow. And his f-kbuddy defended him. BUT NOT FROM THE WHOLE CLASS WHO WANTED HIM TO CRY, JUST FROM ME. Wow, Just… Wow. I'm totally killing both of them and arranging their bodies in the 69. Unless Levi says not to. Then I'm not gonna do anything.
Kallista: Seriously? Are you going to stop doing everything when Levi says not to?
Desmond: Pretty much.
Kallista: So, like, if you were to burn your whole previous class, A.K.A Grassclan, down, and they all yelled that you shouldn't…
Desmond: Yeah?
Kallista: Would you still burn them all down if Levi told you to?
Desmond: Yeah.
Kallista: I'm scared to start this chapter while the weird light-dark-brown-whatever-haired girl with a ponytail is going to burn all of them down but I'm gonna start anyways.
"Welcome to Nightclan." Desmond said, raising her hands sarcastically and glancing from right to left around the clan. Everything was just like when she left off to K's home. She was pretty much an awesome leader, despite being only twelve. Surprisingly, her clan managed to be better than both Grassclan and Treeclan. She was surprised by this- Nightclan wasn't this awesome at Dawnpetal's time. Dawn was her sister, and that just might be how Desmond got the leader rank.
Dawnpetal wasn't a very good leader- She ran into battles from day to night, picking fights with everyone she could find. The twenty-year-old girl was hated by her clan, she took advantage of her place. She was assassinated soon after by her own sister. After the notification that she took her sister down, Desmond was proclaimed leader. She didn't really agree with the whole leader thing, but the clan was really pathetic in Dawn's ruling. She took down the rules her older sibling made. Ever since, being in the clan was available to every cat-human. Bright pelted cats, scarred cats, other cats that previously couldn't be allowed, now were. In Desmond's ruling, the only proper reason of someone being judged could be one of their actions, nothing more. Killing people outside of the clan, or doing anything wrong to them, was not counted as a reason. Nor was torture.
"This is Nightclan?" He asked. "How did you become leader? Did you do something heroic?"
"Actually, I killed my judgmental sister who just led the clan to their death every time Nightclan fought." She replied.
"Well, it's surprising how you rule better than her."
"Isn't it? I'm actually surprised how the whole clan hasn't died off now I'm leader. Back in fourth grade, when I led something, it'd turn out horrible."
"Are you kidding me. You're leading one of the strongest clans in this entire universe. It turned out just right, didn't it?"
"Yep."
"I'm kind of proud. Scratch that, I'm proud. I mean, you manage to rule a whole clan. You get food for it, you take care of everything here."
"You're.. .Proud?" Desmond asked surprisedly, stopping in her tracks and looking at Levi.
"I'm pretty sure I didn't stutter there."
"For the first time, someone is proud of me. Thank you."
She just looked surprised for a while.
BACK AT CUPA AND K BECAUSE I'M NOT PLANNING ON DESCRIBING WHAT'LL HAPPEN. I'LL JUST LEAVE DESMOND TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS BECAUSE F-K SHE'S BEEN CONTROLLED ALL HER LIFE.
"K! K!" Cupa yelled, entering the house. "K? Are you there?"
A landmine was set up. Cupa didn't know by who, but it still left some paint in her face.
"Ah! K! there you are!" She yelled, seeing him walking towards the kitchen.
"You locked me in a room, Cupa! How could you!" He yelled at her.
She backed away slowly as K's eyes turned white.
Back to Desmond and Levi.
"Can I tell you something?" Desmond asked, tying her converse shoes. Wait, converses? I thought she wore boots. Oh yeah, Desmond changes clothes too.
"Shoot."
"Okay, so if you see Billy, he isn't a threat." She started, trying to find another excuse not to look at him, otherwise she'll just faint. "He first insults and then runs away. Don't waste energy, he'll stop and go back to his clan. He's such a pussy."
"Why do you hate Billy and Akira so much you want them dead?" He questioned. Desmond a symbol on her hand then started her explaining.
"Well, for one, he's just an asshole. He pushes me around, he draws on my book, classifies it as friendly, and when I tell someone he says he did nothing. Second, despite all the times I f-ked him up, he proceeds to try and break me. I'll stomp that f-ker to the ground. " She stopped then and twirled with her golden-brown hair.
"Seems nice enough."
"And guess what happened today? I went to pull his hair when he annoyed me, and he had a whole new haircut."
"Neat."
¨She stared at the ground, fangirling in her mind but being silent in real. She didn't want to piss Levi off.
"Why are you staring at the ground?" He asked. "Imagination?"
She snapped out of her thoughts, then replied, still looking at the ground. "I guess so."
"I can tell this isn't any imagination in your mind."
"It isn't?" She silently asked. He was right. It isn't. None of the thoughts were. Desmond was thinking of a lot of things, but none of those were dreams.
"Were you thinking about someone?"
She blinked with butterflies in her stomach. Not literally, but you get the point.
"Great, now I'm going to need some insecticide." She muttered. ""You got me."
"Who was it?"
"Isn't it obvious."
"No."
"You just figured out I was thinking about someone without any problems."
"It's me, isn't it?"
"You guessed it."
She said quietly then stared at the ground.
F-K.
F-K.
F-K.
FUUUUUUUCK.
I'M NOT GOING TO STAY EMOTIONLESS LIKE THIS IF SOMETHING HAPPENS.
HOLY F-KING SHIT.
NO.
BILLY'S DICK IN AKIRA'S ASS WHAT THE F-K
Desmond was just staring at the ground, a war of butterflies in her stomach. She can tolerate the blood waterfalls in her pants, she can tolerate her own organ ripping itself, and she can't tolerate some butterflies. Same with this situation. She can stare at people coldly without saying or doing anything for a while but she can't even look at Levi without fangirling. Wonderful, Just, wonderful. She softly glanced at him then quickly turned away and cussed in her mind.
no
nO
NO
NO
NO
ABORT MISSION
NO
I SAID F-KING NO
HIS HAIR IS SO PRETTY OMF
WHAAAAAAAAAT
HOW
WHAT SHAMPOO DOES HE USE
WHA
WHAT
DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME
DID HE
DID HE JUST
OH MY F-KING GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL F-K
LEVI STOP BEING SO HOT
STOP IT
STOP BEING SO HOT
JUST
"Er.. .Wait, I have an idea." She stepped up, went towards the locker in their dorm.
What dorm?
Everyone in the clan has one. She shared hers with Levi, Cupa, and K. Four people per room. So if K and Cupa drop by, they have a room! Voila.
She opened her camouflage bag, then took out her sketchbook.
"Let's draw I guess."
These emotions. They make me weak.
"Are you thinking about something important? I'm not hearing your usual comments. The mood seems kind of sad without them." He said.
Scarredsong's eyes widened.
"Is there something wrong, Scarredsong of Nightclan?" He asked. "Did you mean that last thing seriously?"
"Yes." She blurted out.
"That's awesome." He replied. His voice seemed a bit softer to her.
"Is that okay with you? In my previous school, if I liked someone, I'd be treated like shit. Not like I wasn't already, but-"
"It's okay, Scarredsong."
Timeskip!
"Are you done with that lemonade?" He asked as the greenish-bluish-greyish-eyed girl looked at her glass. "Not even close."
"Are you going to drink that forever?" He asked again. "We're out here to hunt, not to drink lemonade. This whole chapter will become a lemonade if we keep sweet talking like this."
He stopped in his tracks. A boy about Desmond's age was standing there. He had a green creeper hoodie, just like Cupa, orange hair, yellow eyes and surprisingly some pants.
"Aww, hey, you two." He said sarcastically.. "How are you doing, twoface Desi? Feelin' good since you betrayed us?"
Scarredsong stepped in front of the boy named Bakuha. She looked straight into his goldish-yellow eyes with some kind of a shine.
"Aren't eyes supposed to mirror your personality?" Desmond questioned. "Because you're acting pretty douchey. I don't think that fits those golden eyes."
She stared at him as Bakuha stood in shock. The first time he saw this girl in two months.
"Too bad they'll be ruined." She whispered.
"What?"
Desmond splashed the lemonade into Bakuha's eyes, smashed the glass on his head and took a shard.
"They'll be ruined."
With that, she slashed him across his chest.
"Let's go."
She turned around then walked back to her clan. She cursed under her breath, remembering something.
"What?" He asked firmly as she blinked.
"Nothing. I'm just angry about something I remembered. You were there, remember?"
"Oh, that. Well, don't feel bad." He replied carelessly. "They're just assholes who can't take your sarcastic replies. Maybe they're angry because they can't make one? Don't worry about that."
And she felt better now.
Dammit.
She yelled in her mind.
Why are you whining about your day? You'll just piss him off. He'll leave like the rest of those…
Desmond always argued in her mind like this. She didn't see the rock in front of her and tripped over it, therefore falling.
Don't whine. DON'T WHINE. Her mind screeched. Her mind was basically her twin. And that was yet another way of harming herself besides scratching the f*ck out of her arms. I SAID DON'T WHINE. Desmond, you piece of shit. This isn't some normal person who will take your stupid ass injuries. So shut up.
Scarredsong blinked. Levi looked at her as she just barely picked herself up. Blood was trickling down from her nose.
"Are you alright?"
Say yes, Desmond. Say. Fucking. Yes. He doesn't care for your injuries, as I said, he has had a lot of worse in his universe.
"Yes… I… Guess..." She muttered, rubbing off the blood with her hand then continued walking.
"Your nose is bleeding, Scarredsong. Are you aware of that?"
"I'm aware that my nose is bleeding. It's no big deal."
That's the spirit. Now, continue walking.
"You didn't ever have anything broken physically, did you?" He asked. "I know your nose hurts. Don't worry, we will be at your clan soon. You'll get it patched up there."
I hope he isn't pissed off. Desmond thought, starting to walk again, this time slower.
BACK TO CUPA AND K
K charged at Cupa with no pupils in his eyes, just pure white but cupa dodged it and screamed "K What's wrong!" "YOU F-KING TRAPPED ME IN OUR ROOM AND SURROUNDED IT WITH TNT!" He screamed while getting ready to charge again "That was Desmond…" Cupa said quietly "WHAT?" K replied still angry "Desmond and Levi did that… I knew you would escape though…" Cupa said while starting to cry K then walked over to her and started to comfort her "Hey, why don't we go and build a new hose? just for the 2 of us." K said while his eyes started to get a bit better.
Right then, someone knocked on their door. K opened it and saw who was it. A blue-haired girl. She had cat ears and tail, a symbol on her right hand, and a paper in her hand. "I have a notice from leader Scarredsong." She said. "She invited you to join Nightclan. Well, she didn't. She just wanted you to live in the clan for following reasons: "So that when the letter name bastard tries to kill us all my clan will be aware of it and we'll take him down in an instant". Leader Scarredsong says you are going to be kept there because if you attack her she will have time to call her clan."
"Tell her that we appreciate the offer but we're not going to try to kill her, she's still my friend after all. And you can tell her what i said okay." K replied as Cupa shook her head agreeing with him.
"Listen here, asshole!" She yelled, instantly turning from cute to angry. "You don't have a fucking choice here! She knows and expects everything you'll try, and you can't fool me either! You're going to stay with them, or I, Denim Bluepaw, will kill you this instant!"
"Sorry but you can't force me or cupa, I am a player, she is the creeper princess if you try to mess with me I can kill you, Cupa can summon an army and kill you. Either way if you try to kill us you're dead." K said with a fierce look in his eyes "How did you know i was a princess?" Cupa said questioningly.
"Creeper princess, eh? Scarredsong's gonna do shit to you. I won't even need to tell her about your resistance against Nightclan. Hah, leader is going to mop the floor with your limp bodies!"
Just then, we heard a slight laugh behind us. Both me and Cupa were knocked out with a blow to the head.
We woke up in what appeared to be a room, but i couldn't tell from how dark it was. Some light was shining through the unbreakable glass.
"Ahh, you're awake." Desmond said from the corner, walking up to the glass. I tried to smash it, but the glass didn't even budge. "Well, this is the princess of creepers. Try to summon your creeper army. Try it. I promise, it won't hurt me. See? I can slap myself and it doesn't hurt."
Desmond slapped her own cheek.
"It doesn't hurt."
Slap.
Slap.
Slap.
Slap.
"It didn't hurt me at all. These scars didn't hurt me, either." She pointed at her hand. "Dammit, the teacher didn't even notice these. She just went by Billy's side. What will it take for all the adults to start listening? They think I'm ignorant. Tch, what assholes."
"Well, if it doesn't hurt why are you complaining?" I asked.
"Because I feel I could barf .They're so ignorant. And then I'm the bad guy for just talking back or as it is called in the world of people with brains, defending myself. They can see all that happened before, and they can't see the scars?" Desmond questioned, not a hint of sarcasm in her voice. "She tells me yet again to forget. Like hell, I'll forget the two years of trauma. Doesn't she know there's shit going on even in my own house? They always yell at me. I'm a disappointment, am I? Seems like they don't remember that I learned how to write and read at age four."
"Okay, well anyways why did you bring us here?" I asked again.
"Because! If you or Cupa try anything, then it won't be just me who fights. The whole Nightclan will help." She responded. "And you know what else? You say you won't do anything now, but that's what everyone says. What about that rage mode which lies in your ass? You won't even realize."
"Your our friend we wouldn't even think about hurting you, even though you tried to kill me. listen i'm willing to ignore all of it if you agree to let us go back home and live a peaceful life again." I said getting annoyed.
"Really? Do you think I'm stupid? How do you think, how did I get the place of a leader? You're staying here. You're not going outside for a long while."
"Why?!" I asked nearly snapping once more
"I know that voice. You have the answer right there."
"Listen, I just want to get home so me and Cupa can live together without any distractions and have a NORMAL life for once. Okay? you should understand you probably want to live a normal life with Levi." I said calming down.
"Normal life? Hah. Normal life. I'll tell you why." She started listing the reasons. "For one, as long as you live with that creeper whore who watches you shower-" She pulled out the recorder and played Cupa's words over again as she spoke- "You can't have a normal life. For two, I can't have a normal life either. I'm the leader of a clan." She stopped a bit, looked at the teary-eyed Cupa, then continued. "Three? I was controlled all my life. You were just hopping through and doing everything you want. So for once, you'll be controlled too."
"Hahaha, you think I didn't know Cupa was watching me?! I kept the door unlocked for that, I knew Cupa would do that so I went ahead and allowed her too! I don't care about that, I mean really!" I said laughing my head off while Cupa looked confused but happy
"Aww, you let her in? So that means your crush on Levi doesn't exist anymore? On the good side, he's mine now, so I don't give a fuck about you." Then she noticed the smiling Cupa, took a bow, and shot her right through the arm, pinning her to the wall.
"Laugh now, will you?" She asked as the glass reconstructed itself. "Do you want one too? Oh, I'll send you a special one! This is the poisonous one! Do you want it?"
"What the hell! you would seriously try to kill your friends! AND FOR THE LAST F-KING TIME I HATE THAT SON OF A BITCH LEVI!" I screamed as I grabbed the arrow from Cupa's shoulder and took it out while applying a potion of healing II to it.
"What… Did you call him?" Desmond asked angrily. Cupa teared up again and was asking her to calm down. "No, no, f-k off, Cuntupa. I'm asking your whorey ass boyfriend. What did you call him .Repeat it. Say it to my fucking face. Say it."
"LEVI IS A F-KING SON OF A BITCH!" I repeated as I got out a sword I had recently made., It was obsidian with all the enchantments possible and max level. But in a second, it disappeared. Desmond had it. How?
"Were you looking for this?".She sarcastically yelled. She swiftly walked through the glass, and stabbed me in the arm. I couldn't hurt her. Yet she could hurt me.
"Call him that again. I fucking dare you!" She shrieked, stab after stab. When she stopped, I could see that my arm was hanging by a thread. While I screamed, she went onto the other arm.
"This universe is overpopulating, and I'm not going to let the world end! Douchebags like you shouldn't be allowed on this planet!"
She gracefully jumped out as Cupa tried to heal me. I didn't have any heal potions, nor did she. Desmond laughed for the first time, then placed the sword down.
"Not so heroic now?" She then questioned sarcastically. "Rest. In. Shit. Oh, how I wish you had the strength and confidence just like at the second you said that. This is how I feel every day, you ignorant douche. Wow, can't I get a stronger enemy?"
"WHY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS!" I yelled."DON'T YOU F-KING FORGET I'M A F-KING PLAYER! I CAN ONLY DIE IF YOU NEVER STOP EVEN FOR A SECOND!"
"You are?" She asked. "That's always nice to fucking hear." With that, I noticed that the slashes were repeating itself. "But it looks like Herobrine tweaked the fucking code. That's why my nose is still bleeding, isn't it?"
"What? why would herobrine tweak the code? don't you remember he isn't bad?" I said reffering to all the times he came over.
"Is he not? Then it might be, I don't know, Steve? Or Herobrine's kid? Never thought of that, did you?"
"No, I didn't but whatever. I still am alive and perfectly well." I said. Then I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder over and over again. "AHHHH!" I screamed in pain
"Yep."
"What. The. F-K!" I screamed while wondering what's happening as my wounds reappear.
"You can thank Herobrine."
"WHAT THE F-K HEROBRINE!" I screamed
"Yep."
"COME AT HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF!" I screamed going into my 'snapped' form. I slammed into the glass, but it threw me back at the wall, all while Cupa screamed and cried.
"Why would I do that? Didn't I try to kill myself before this? Are you convincing a teen to commit suicide? That's so nice, K. You should be a babysitter." She sarcastically replied. "Wait, wait, you're already babysitting someone. It's the creeper whore!"
"YOU SHUT THE F-K UP!" I scremed at her. "And Cupa stop crying i'm alright." I said temporarilly looking calm, then went back into rage mode.
"If you want me, to shut up, and stop my replies, that means you're too butthurt to fight my replies." She shrugged. "Besides? Why should i shut up when a douche like you has the rights to say whatever he wants whenever he wants? Maybe you should try shutting up. I'm saying something meaningful, with a point. While you, are not."
"THAT'S CAUSE YOU JUST CUT OFF MY ARM BASICALLY!" I said.
"Hss. Calm down, doggie. Or bitch, whatever you are." She insulted me. "Do you want me to execute you here, or in front of the clan?"
"How about neither?!" I shrieked.
"Wait, I forgot. You don't have a fucking choice."
"Yes, I do. Do you think your clan will trust you when you kill an innocent person? Or even worse a friend!" I said.
"First of all, no, you don't. You don't have a choice." She argued calmly. "Second. My clan will trust me. We kill every person who poses a threat to Nightclan. And besides, it'd cause a chain reaction. Kill the princess, kill her kingdom. This universe is, as i said, getting overpopulated, and really, Nightclan has no mercy. Nor do I."
'How do we pose a threat? and even better how do we pose a threat to your clan?!" I asked.
"Creepers pose a threat. You might get the rank of a creeper prince, while Cupa is the princess. We kill every creeper we see. You'll defend Cupa, of course, then we won't be able to kill her. I mean, we will, but it'll be boring. Then, after you're down, Cupa will kill herself or we will kill that's basically the entire creeper army- destroyed!"
"Seriously? why can't you just let us leave? If you capture us then we pose a threat for trying to escape, otherwise were just living our separate lives." I replied
"Oh, is that so? Well, Cupa's army DOES pose a threat. They'll be eliminated once you're down. They'll all be at your funeral. Then we throw a bomb, and they all die! Voi-f-king-la!"
"Please they'll go into a full out panic and kill anyone in their sight, and Cupa can summon creepers at will!" I shrieked.
"Well that is always nice. Too bad she won't have time to. This clan area is immune to explosions, and any creepers will be easily killed by even one person. Plus? No powers can be used."
"Alright then we'll go and die." I said smirking remembering the 'respawn' mechanism.
"You'll respawn, won't you? Let me tell you, there's no respawn as long as you're an enemy in our clan. It took a while to set this shit up."
"Alright, well how are we an enemy? were not trying to kill you."I said
"Then what was that sword?"
"It was something I made for self defense. I didn't want to hurt you or anyone UNLESS they tried to harm me or Cupa." I said
"Well, guess what? Those are the lies Bakuha told. I'll just go out for a few minutes to get my weapons. See you later!"
"Bye…" I replied getting tired.
TIMESKIP TO 3AM
"Hey! Hey!" Desmond's younger sister, Kyo, whispered at K and Cupa. "Wake up!"
"Huh? what who's there?" I said as I was waking up from dreaming about cupa and me, I could tell Cupa was too.
"It's me! Kyo! Okay, I'll let you escape and live here!" She continued. "Just don't ask and be quiet!"
"Okay" Me and cupa said as we started smiling since we were going to live.
"Alright. You'll be sleeping in Desmond's room. She's stubborn, really, but we talked about this and she told me you two can live. Just follow me."
In a few minutes, we were at the room.
"wait, wehre are me and cupa going to sleep?" I asked as i saw the both two beds were occupied.
"Desmond, wake uuuup." Kyo whispered. The twelve-year-old didn't budge.
Just as I was about to roll her off the bed, she lazily got up, looked at us three, then went to sleep with Levi.
I just jumped onto the bed she previously was on.
"Well, this is at least better than that cell we were in." I said to myself as Cupa joined me.
I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
In the morning, I woke up to see that I had rolled over to… "WTF WHY AM I IN LEVI'S BED!" I yelled realizing where I was.
"Stop yelling, Scarredsong." He muttered, pushing me slightly.
Then his eyes snapped open.
"Oh fuck, I knew that his gay crush is getting out of control." He growled then pushed me on the floor.
"I DON'T HAVE A F-KING GAY CRUSH ON YOU!" I said getting up.
"Then why the f-k were you in my bed?" He asked as Desmond glared at me from the other side of the bed.
"I don't know! maybe I rolled over in my sleep!" I said going over to Cupa.
"Yeah, and how did you get up from the floor onto the bed?"
"I DON'T F-KING KNOW!" I yelled
"Maybe you had a "dream"!" Cupa giggled. "About him!"
"Please, the only dreams I've had for the past few days have been about Cupa." I said. Then I remembered a dream and scowled.
"See, look at that scowl. He's remembering." Desmond commented.
"No, I'm remembering a dream where I was happy with Cupa then you and Levi came and tried to kill us!" I replied.
"It still has him in it!" She once again commented.
"But I wish it didn't" I said while looking back at Cupa
"You were dreaming about him!" Cupa pointed out.
"NO I WASN'T! I WOULD NEVER DREAM ABOUT THAT F-KING SON OF A BITCH!" I screamed at her.
"You know, he's acting like a tsundere." Desmond whispered to Levi. "Denial is the first sign."
"Whatever, Me and Cupa are leaving" I said while grabbing cupa's hand to leave.
Fuck.
The door was locked.
"Paha!" Kyo laughed from the outside.
"WHAT THE F-K!" I screamed while trying to break down the door. It, sadly, didn't work.
"So now we can tell stories." Desmond suggested. "Okay, I go first. So once upon a time, there was a boy named K who had a gay crush on Levi, and..."
"SHUT THE F-K UP! STOP SAYING THAT! I DON'T LIKE HIM IN ANY WAY!"
"Someone is being a tsun-tsun~!" Cupa squealed.
"Not you too Cupa…" I said sadly.
"Don't worry, K! It's okay to love Levi! I mean, don't we all love him? It won't hurt me if you do too!"
"IF ANYTHING I HATE HIS GUTS!" I said
"Well isn't that nice?" Levi commented. "You hate my guts. Boo fuckin' hoo. So sad."
"Why don't you just go back to your own universe!" I said with hate in my voice.
"Why don't you go back to the real world, faggot?"
"Cause I can't" I replied
"Well how about I kick you so hard that you fly off into the portal!"
I glared at him.
He glanced at me.
All out of sudden, I received a kick in the crotch.
Kallista: KH! What does the word count say again? I don't know how to check in google docs.
khdudeable: IT'S OVER 21000! 21412 to be exact
Kallista: Oh my f-king- So anyway, did you guys enjoy the chapter? Desmond just poured lemonade into Bakuha's eyes and yeah! Plus she was acting all fangirly!
khdudeable: Sorry for the wait, but its well worth it I bet! and I'm going to learn how to snowbaord YEAH!
Desmond: Yep! It was f-king worth it!
Kallista: Desmond no
Desmond: DID YOU JUST F-KING CENSOR ME?
Kallista: Yes?
Desmond: Well how would you like if I censored you?
Kallista: You little f-
Desmond: HOW DOES IT F-KING FEEL KALLISTA? Wait, f-k! I got censored again!
khdudeable: did you forget me? I'm the creator of this world! I can do whatever I want to it's inhabitants…
Kallista: Oh yeah. Sorry.
Desmond: HOLY SHIT IS THAT LEVI
Kallista: So basically, I couldn't write because I was-
Desmond: LEVI! OI!
Kallista: -In school, and-
Desmond: Levi! We just found out K has a gay crush on you! It's in his diary! *Pulls out leather journal*
Levi: Ooo. That's always nice to know.
Kallista: WILL YOU STOP CUTTING ME OFF?
khdudeable:HOW DID YOU GET MY JOURNAL! K must have written in it cause' mine is for drawing…
K: I didn't write that! Did I?
Cupa: Yes.
Desmond: Yes.
Levi: Yes.
khdudeable: yeah, you did. I'm your other half that knows you have a gay crush on Levi but it's shoved down to the darkest pits of the nether from how much you love Cupa…
Cupa: Seriously! I knew it!
K: Well, that does make sense… WAIT WAT! I HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Desmond: Okay, enough.
*Writes /IcontrolYou KHdudeable[StoryCharacter]*
Desmond: *Disguised as K* No, I don't love Cupa, I have a gay crush on Levi because he is hot. Cupa's just a dumb flat chested girl! LEVI HAS ABS! HE F-KING WORKS OUT! WHILE CUPA IS JUST A RETARDED LITTLE PLANK WHO'S UGLY AS SHIT! SHE ISN'T THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I HATE HER! LEVI IS THE MOST EPIC PERSON EVER, I LOVE HIM VERY MUUUUUUCH!
khdudeable: Okay Desmond that's enough, I think you've hurt K and Cupa enough now.
Cupa: *Tears up*
khdudeable: *Writes /IcontrolU Desmond[StoryCharacter]* Alright I have to admit it, Levi is stupid and ugly.
Desmond: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMG IM NOT DESMOND I'M K I LOVE LEVI AND STUFF
Levi: Desmond, this is very amusing to watch. The funniest thing? KH wrote "IcontrolU" instead of "IcontrolYou".
Desmond: You're right. This is amusing.
Kallista: Screw this. I'm out.