Chapter 10

I will also put Deidara's schedule here along with who teaches the classes and which friends of Deidara's are in the class.(Including the twins if they are in the class)

Deidara's school schedule

1.)Iruka Sensei- Homeroom- Tobi, Itachi, Hidan

2.)Jiraiya Sensei- English- Hidan, Itachi, Dylan, Daren

3.)Asuma Sensei- Math- Itachi, Dylan, Daren

4.)Kakashi Sensei- Literature- Itachi, Tobi, Hidan, Dean, Dylan, Daren

5.)Lunch-Everyone

6.)Gai Sensei- Gym- Itachi, Tobi, Hidan, Dean, Dylan, Daren

7.)Kankuro Sensei- Art- Hidan, Itachi, Daren, Dylan

8.)Orochimaru Sensei- Science- Hidan, Itachi, Tobi, Daren, Dylan

Also I really don't like writing about school that much so if I do right stuff during school it will mostly be around 5-8th period.

Also I will admit that I messed up some of the ages so I know that they are older than they are in the anime.

Enjoy!

Deidara's POV

"So how is your ass feeling Itachi?" Hidan asks with a mischievous smirk playing at his lips. We had just come from Gym and we were now standing in the Art room.

"Hidan I am not in the mood for your mouth today." The weasel says. He was also absent from the school the day before because his ass was still sore.

"What? I am just fucking saying that Kisame must have did a number on you."

"Hidan your pushing it."

"Hidan I don't think that he wants to be bothered, un." I mutter. Itachi had told us that he was in a bad mood because of his parents. It didn't help that the conferences were tonight. Itachi's father is really strict and if he doesn't have the perfect grades that his father wants him to have, then there are consequences.

"Fine." Hidan sighed and then glanced at the twins who were standing beside us. We were all waiting for the bell to ring because we wouldn't be late sense we were already in the room. "So how was that kiss you two shared?"

"Go fuck yourself Hidan." Daren said.

"It wasn't even a real kiss." Dylan added.

"Really? How the hell was it not?"

"It was forced upon me and-" Dylan was interrupted by Hidan.

"Just because it was fucking forced doesn't mean that it wasn't a damn kiss."

"Hidan just drop it. I don't think they really want to talk about it." Itachi said. Even though both of the Uchiha's were gone, Hidan and I made sure that they new what happened.

"Class take your seats." Kankuro Sensei said as the bell rang. We all took the seats that we normally sat in and glanced at the teacher to see what we were doing for the day. I was surprised to say the least, as I saw who was standing next to our teacher.

That shock of red hair, the muddy brown eyes that I saw everyday. Sasori. I could see that the others at the table were also surprised and confused. I looked around the room and saw the faces of the other students filled with curiosity.

"Akasuna! Why the hell are you here!" Hidan shouted as he stood up and pointed at the redhead. Kankuro and Sasori let out a sigh at the same time.

"I am sorry about Hidan, Sasori. He is a nutcase."

"I know Kankuro. I have known that for years." Sasori's voice just sounded like music to my ears.

"Answer me god dammit!"

"Hidan just sit down and shut up." Kankuro told the zealot.

"Why should I!"

"Hidan." Sasori said in a warning voice that instantly made Hidan shut up and sit back in his seat.

"For those of you who don't know who this is, his name is Sasori Akasuna. Starting tomorrow he is your new Art teacher until I come back." Kankuro told us. "He is here today to see how I let you do things." A girl hesitantly raised her hand. She had dark blue hair and ivory colored eyes. I remember that she is dating that Naruto kid, Hinata was her name.

"Yes Hinata." Kankuro said.

"What... did you mean by... until you come back." Hinata asked.

"Well we are having some trouble with my younger brother at the moment and I need to be there for him and our sister. So I thought 'Who better to teach in my place than my cousin.' So I asked him and Sasori agreed."

"Okay." Hinata said.

"Wait! You bastard I didn't know that you had a cousin!" Hidan said, jumping out of his seat. Kankuro was about to say something but Sasori stopped him.

"I think that he was talking about me Kankuro and Hidan I don't think that I have to tell you about my family. All in all I have mentioned something before but you, being the idiot you are, didn't pay attention."

"Alright. Just get on with class. Today you are doing a project, starting one anyways. You are going to take one of these," Kankuro says, holding up a block of wood. ", and you are going to carve this block until you see it fit to be turned in. Let I remind you I will not be grading you, Sasori will and he has different ways of doing things than I do."

"What do we carve into the blocks, un?" I ask.

"Anything that you want," Then with a glance at Hidan the teacher added, ", as long as it's school appropriate."

"Dammit!" Hidan fumed.

"As long as you have some type of words or symbols on all four sides than you should get an A but it depends on how much you carve and how your style is." Sasori said. "Don't feel obligated to carve anything particular. Just draw what you want as long as it is allowed by the school." With that Hidan opened his mouth, about to say something but Sasori added. "No Hidan you can't carve a yard full of bloody corpses."

"How the hell did you know my question." Hidan pouted.

"Your predictable." Was the answer.

"Now get to work." Kankuro ordered and the students all stood up to go get their wood.(When I say this it is NOT in a perverted way. For those who don't know what getting wood means, you probably shouldn't know.)

After we all had our wood and our tools we were sat back in our seats and Sasori came over to us. He leaned against the wall by our table.

"Why did I have to get dragged here when you have class." He said.

"Shut up you jackass." Hidan says.

"I didn't know that Kankuro Sensei was your cousin Danna, un." I say thoughtfully.

"Yeah. Now you know." Sasori said. "Sense I will be here at the end of the day I guess I might as well give you a ride to my house."

"Fucking thanks." Hidan said.

"Hidan, Deidara I think that we should tell him about what you and Hidan saw the other day. He is going to find out anyway." Itachi said.

"No!" Both the twins objected.

"It doesn't seem to have effected your friendship." Hidan said with a smirk.

"Shut up." Daren muttered.

"What happened?" Sasori questioned.

"We will tell you on the way home. After we deal with the fucking snake."

"Snake?" Sasori questions.

"Yes, un. Snake. He looks like a god damn-"

"Deidara you are picking up bad habits from Hidan and you can go a head and tell me after school." Sasori said. "For now do your assignment. All of you."

"I don't know what to fucking carve." Hidan whines.

"How about you carve a Jashin symbol, un." I suggest.

"That's a wonderful fucking idea!" Hidan says.

"You might also want to carve your name into the block too." Sasori says. "See you after school and do not bring those two." He pointed at the twins.

"Don't worry." Dylan says.

"We have other plans." Daren finishes.

Sasori's POV

"Deidara you better be doing well in your classes because I don't want to have to listen to those teachers ranting." I say with a frown. I still wasn't very happy about the arrangement that was made.

"Don't worry, un! I am doing great in all my classes." Deidara said with a smile. At the moment we were walking down the sidewalk, I refused to take my car because it was a nice day out and felt like walking. I could tell that Deidara was hiding something but I didn't feel like arguing.

"You better not be hiding anything from me, brat."

"Danna. I said don't worry, un. I am passing all of my classes." We kept calling each other by our pet names, and frankly, the name 'Danna' was starting to grow on me even though it meant 'Husband' just as much as it meant 'Master'.

Just as long as he doesn't mean husband I am fine with it. I thought. The rest of our walk was silent until we reached the school. That is when a sudden thought came to me. Deidara, Hidan, and Itachi didn't tell me what they meant by 'Snake'.

I was sure that I knew. I always was sure about these things for some strange reason. All I know is that, for once, I want to be wrong.

"Deidara-" I began but I was interrupted by a voice that I was familiar with.

"Hello Sasori! It's been a while but you still look as youthful as ever!" With a dreading sigh, I turned around to see my worst nightmare from my past, well my schools' past anyway.

There he was. Still wearing that same green spandex suit. Those same bushy black eyebrows and that same bowl cut. Might Gai. Why isn't he dead yet?

Because you want him dead.

'Why did I ask the question if you were going to answer it?'

Because I felt like answering it. Now answer Gai.

'Just shut up.' I told my inner self. With that I met Gai's black gaze and simply said.

"Hello Gai." I held back the scorn in my voice. Another one of my many gifts, I can hide all my emotions and nobody would know what I was thinking or feeling.

"So Sasori, what are you doing with Deidara? I didn't know that you two were related."

"We're not." I said simply. Just one glance at Deidara and I could tell that he disliked Gai just as much as I do, maybe even more because he has class with him everyday. "I am just here with him because I made a deal with the king of blackmail."

"Sure!" Gai laughed. It was true though, Haki is the king of blackmail.

"Look, Gai, I don't want to spend that much time here so can you just tell me how Deidara is doing in class?" I wanted to get straight to the point so that I didn't have to talk to this thing any longer than I had to. I also wanted to go home and leave this place behind for the night. I would already be here everyday for the next month, at the least.

"Okay." Gai said. "He is very youthful like all of my other students." God! He still goes on about youthfulness even when he's an adult. It irritates me so much! "But he does tend to lack behind some of the others when we are running."

"That's because you make us run like 100 laps in 10 minutes, un." Deidara whines. Same old Gai, he is still over doing it.

"With all your youthfulness you should be able to run that much. Lee can."

"Not all of us are Lee and he is like your clone, so of course he can run that much, un."

"Enough arguing." I say. "Gai is he passing or not?"

"Same old impatient Sasori." Gai says with a laugh. "Of course he is passing but he has an -A, but it's still passing."

"Thank you and your still the same old idiot that you always were." With that I turned around and headed down the hallway that led to the English room, dragging Deidara with me.

"See you tomorrow Sasori!" Gai said after me.

"Joy." I sounded less than enthusiastic. Gai actually sounded like he meant that.

"So are you friends with Gai Sensei, un?" Deidara asks with a mischievous glance at me.

"No I hate that monster." I tell him. "Who is your English teacher?"

"Jiraiya Sensei, un." Was the answer.

"Dammit!" I stopped with a cuss. I hated Jiraiya, not exactly hated but I didn't like him that much. He was a super crazy pervert. If it wasn't for that than he might be okay,

"What, un?"

"Nothing." I sighed. "Just hurry up so that we can get this over and done with." With that I started walking again until I came to Jiraiya's room. I knocked lightly on the door to see if anybody was in there.

"Come in." Came a muffled reply. I walked into the room with Deidara following behind.

"Hello Jiraiya." I said as I saw the man that was crazy about toads, if I remember right.

"Why Sasori! It's great to see you again." I was right he looked like a toad.

"Yes it has been a while and I am afraid that I have to be here for this unlucky reunion."

"Still as enthusiastic as ever I see." Jiraiya said. "Anyway what can I do ya for? You don't have any kids here? You don't have any kids period, if I remember right."

"I don't, nor do I want, kids of any kind." I tell him. "I made a deal with the devil and had to bring Deidara here. So will you just tell me how he is doing?"

"Of course." He said with a smile. "Deidara is one of my best students. He has the highest grade in the class."

"Really, un?" Deidara actually sounded surprised at that.

"Yes really. You have the highest grade while Daren has the second highest and Dylan the third highest."

"Well it's good to know other peoples' grades," I comment dryly. ", but we really need to speak to the other teachers."

"But-"

"No buts, brat. Come on."

"Fine, un." Deidara pouted. He looked cute when he did that. Wait! What? I did not just think that Deidara looked cute. It was this school again, it messes with you. Curse these hallways!

"Fine." Jiraiya said. "See you both tomorrow."

I frowned as I walked out of the room with Deidara following behind reluctantly. In truth I was happy that he was doing well in English even though I didn't show it. I know that it was out of character for me, but I just couldn't stop myself from feeling proud of my student.

"Who's next?" I ask as we walked down the hallway.

"I have Asuma Sensei for math, un." Deidara replies. "Danna?"

"What, brat?" I let myself follow Deidara down the hallway that led to Asuma's rom.

"You don't like any of the teachers, do you, un?"

"Not really." I reply honestly. "Iruka is okay. So is Kakahi, Asuma and I can deal with Kankuro."

"Of course you like him, un. He is your family."

"Just because you have family doesn't mean that you have to like them."

"What do you mean, un?"

"Yes Kankuro is my family but that doesn't mean that I have to like him." I say slowly. "For instance, I have a grandmother named Chiyo. I hate her with every ounce of my being. She is my family but I hate her. Much like you and your uncle."

"I don't have anything against him, un. He just ignores me and treats me like trash."

"My point exactly. Your his family but he doesn't like you."

"Do you know why he doesn't, un?" He asked, but he sounded like he was accusing instead of asking. My eyes widened ever so slightly. How could I forget that he didn't know why Haki didn't like him. I decided to avoid the question in the easiest way possible.

"Come on." I said. "We're here." I, being the kind person I was, didn't feel like knocking this time so I just decided to walk into the room without being let in. There I saw Asuma at his desk with a whole bunch of papers piled on it. His head was in his hands and I smirked when I saw how irritated he was.

I decided to take the long route and ask a question that I normally wouldn't have asked. I could still see that accusing look in Deidara's eyes. Hopefully this question would make him forget about why his uncle didn't like him. If I knew him, and I did because he was so easy to read, he would forget about it to wonder why I was acting weird, or weirder than normal.

"Did you just speak with Hidan and Kakuzu?" I asked. Asuma jerked his head up and looked at me in surprise and then he let out a small smile. I could see that my plan was working too. Deidara's eyes held a slight tinge of confusion.

"How did you guess." Asuma laughed a little.

"Just a guess." I shrugged.

"No, I am serious. I did just speak with them." Asuma said.

"Did they argue a lot, un?" Deidara asked.

"Actually, yes. That along with Hidan's foul language gave me a headache."

"That's Kakuzu and Hidan for you."

"The thing is, I never remember Kakuzu ever being that loud."

"It's Hidan's doing." I told him.

"Of course it is." Asuma sighed. "Now let's talk about Deidara's grade then shall we."

"Can't you just tell me what it is and then we can leave?" I sighed.

"I don't think so Sasori." Asuma said. "I know that you are impatient but at least let me do my job and I would gladly just tell you the grade if it was a good grade. That is precisely the same problem I had with Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan has a very bad grade and when I said that they got into an argument. I hope that your not like that, Sasori."

"You know that I am not like Kakuzu." I told him.

"Your right, but your temper can rival his." I chose to ignore that.

"Bad grade?" I question shooting a glance at Deidara as we sit down. In return he gives me a sheepish grin.

"Yes a bad grade." Asuma repeated. "Deidara has a D in math and if it gets down any further he won't be going on vacation during the summer like everyone else. He will be in this school having to learn everything in math again and do all the worksheets that the class has done this year."

"So what can he do to raise his grade?" I question.

"There are 2 things that he can do." Asuma said. "Either redo the assignments that he did bad on or do extra credit that I give. Either way, Deidara only has 2-3 months to raise his grade up to a C or else he will be taking this class again over the summer."

"Don't worry." I told him. "Deidara will have his grade up by then. I guarantee it."

"Good and Sasori why are you with Deidara when you aren't his guardian?"

"Danna loves me, un." Deidara said. I shot him a look to see that he had a teasing glance in his eyes.

"I do not." I respond. "The only reason I am here is because I made a deal with the devil."

"Okay." Asuma said. "Wait. Did he just call you-" I interrupted him.

"Come on Deidara." I stand up and hurry out of the room.

"Brat." I said in a warning tone.

"Yes Danna, un?"

"You need to try harder on your math."

"I am doing just fine in math, un." Deidara mutters.

"Of course you are." I say sarcastically. "A D is just great." I stop him at the corner.

"I can't help it, un."

"The hell you can't."

"Why haven't you been doing better than you have been?"

"I am doing the best I can, un." He said, facing away from me.

"No your not." I tell him. "You have more potential than that. I know that your smarter than that. Just because your blonde doesn't give you an excuse to fail a class, or even get a D in class for that matter." He turned his head so that he met my gaze defiantly.

"I am doing the best I can, un. I don't get the things that he is teaching, un."

"No your not. I know that your smart enough to get the stuff Asuma teaches, and if you don't get it then you should have asked him, he would have explained it better."

"I don't like him very much, un."

"Then ask Itachi. I know he gets it and he will help you." I was starting to get more irritated. My student will not fail anything!

"I know that Itachi gets it, but he is so smart I feel stupid compared to him, un. I would feel even more stupid if I asked him for help on stuff that he gets easily."

"You will not fail anything as long as your my student." I tell him sternly.

"I am not failing ,un."

"A D is close enough to failing."

"What am I supposed to do then, un? Do the extra credit? It's about that stuff that I don't get, un."

"Fine. You chose your fate. When you come to my home after school we will no longer be working on art."

"What, un." Deidara sounded shocked and even looked shocked. "You can't do that."

"Yes I can. I am your teacher and from now on we will no longer be doing art after school. We will be doing math."

"Math, un?"

"Yes math."

"Your going to help me with math, un."

"Yes I am, and until you get it I will continue to teach you math and not art."

"Okay, un." Deidara said. In truth he looked somewhat relieved at that. "But why no art, un?"

"For 2 reasons." I respond. "Sense I am now your art teacher at school as well you will be hearing enough about true art during class."

"What's the other reason, un?"

"Obviously art is distracting you."

"It is not, un."

"Yes you are, brat. Now let's go find your next teacher."

"Kakashi Sensei, un."

"Kakashi. I wonder if he is still a push over or if he is still lazy."

"Let's just go, un." Deidara muttered and continued down the hall. I frowned as I realized just what I had done. Dammit! I am sick enough of having to deal with that brat and now I am teaching him math instead of art. Great just fucking great!

"Yeah, yeah. The sooner we talk with Kakashi, the sooner I can go home." I mutter as I follow the blonde down the hallway. When we reached the door I heard voices coming from inside. We waited until the door opened revealing 3 people who looked alike.

"Hey Dei." Dylan said happily.

"Hey, un."

"Hey Sasori." Dean greeted while Daren just waved lazily. "Don't mind him," Dean adds. ", he is just tired."

"Hello." I nodded. "I don't blame him."

"What are you doing here? Last time I knew Haki was Deidara's guardian, not you."

"I made a deal with Haki that made me agree to bring Deidara here." I reply. I was sick of saying the same thing over and over again.

"Haki. The king of blackmail." Dean smirked.

"Yes he is." I agree.

"What are you talking about, un?" Deidara asks.

"Haki blackmailed me and he has always been good at that."

"How do you know my uncle, Dean, un?" My eyes instantly flickered between Deidara's and Dean's faces. Would Dean tell him? I had no clue, but most likely not.

"I was introduced by our mother and he took and interest in me when he came into Amazing Arts once. He took me on as his student which I really don't like how he acts to people." I was surprised at how well he could lie, but maybe it ran in the family. After all, his father was a great lier and so were his brothers.

"Oh, un." Deidara said. "Then if you don't want to learn from him why do you?"

"It's not as simple as that." I tell the curious blonde.

"Haki is the king of blackmail and he is lucky that I haven't blackmailed him back." Was all Dean said.

"Alright, un." Deidara said.

"Come on Deidara, let's talk with Kakashi and get this over with."

"See you tomorrow Deidara." Daren finally spoke.

"Yeah, we better go home. I promised these 2 idiots that I would watch movies with them tonight." Dean said fondly. As he walked off with his brothers I couldn't help but envy the fact that he was so close to his brothers. If only I had that close of a connection to my family. Ha, as if! I think I turned out just fine.

I shook myself out of my thoughts and followed Deidara into the room. There Kakashi sat in his chair behind his desk. He didn't look like the stuck-up prick that I remember but he did look like the lazy-ass that I remember. He had his face laying on the desk and I was sure that he didn't know we were there.

"Yes?" Kakashi said without looking up.

"We are here to see about Deidara's grade." I respond and as he looks up recolonization dawned on his eye that was visible.

"Sasori. What are you doing here?" He actually sounded curious, while the others who had asked sounded not a bit curious, just confused.

"I am doing a favor for the devil." I said and gave him a look that said 'Don't ask anymore questions.'

"Sasori why do you insist on acting like a cold-hearted bastard." The comment didn't bother me in the least.

"Because I can. Now what is his grade?"

"I'm doing well right, un?" Deidara asked.

"Yes, Deidara, you are doing very well." Kakashi said. "Your my second best student."

"Who is the first, un?"

"Daren." The teacher replies. "Your right between Daren and Dean."

"What is his grade?" I repeat.

"An A." Kakahi said.

"Tell me what place I am, un." Deidara whines.

"Daren and Itachi have A+'s while you and Dean have A's and then Dylan has an A-. Those are the highest grades in the class." I rolled my eyes. Weren't other peoples grades meant to be private?

"Yes, un!" Deidara cheered.

"Well I will see you, Kakashi." I say as I go to walk out of the room, forcing Deidara out of his victory dance.

"Yeah I will see you tomorrow, Sasori." Kakashi said as we walked out of the room. I felt myself going deeper into a pit. Almost all of the teachers were in school at the same time as myself and they all seem to know that I was subbing for Kankuro.

Kankuro.

That traitor! He told everyone that I was subbing for him. I know that he is supposed to tell the principal but not all the other teachers.

"Well I am glad that you have good grades in almost all of your classes." I comment as we made out way down the hallway, towards the doors.

"All my grades are fine, un." Deidara muttered.

"Bull shit." I reply. Deidara stopped and glared at me defiantly. He looked about to say something, but a voice broke in before he could.

A voice laced with cold, raspy venom. A voice that I knew so well. A voice that I wished would just disappear.

I knew who it was. Oh, did I know who it was.

It was somebody I hated. Somebody I wanted to be rid of for good. Somebody that I wished would rot in hell's hell.

"Hello Ssssasssori."

Sorry about the cliffy. *Laughs nervously*

Actually I am not. I know that the chapters have been pretty short so far and I normally like to keep the chapters around the same length, or somewhere around the same length. That is why I chose to stop the chapter here and start the next chapter out in Deidara's POV!

Most likely it will either be up later tonight or tomorrow. (Most likely won't get it up tonight unless I add this up over the weekend.)

I told you all that I had a master plan. Well here it is.

Master Plan # 1

I will type the chapters up during the week and spend the whole day Saturday typing chapters and then on Sunday it will be a mega upload day. I will occasionally update during the week, but it will normally be over the weekend that I update.

I am also trying to get this story finished by the time school gets out. I only have 29, or 30 days left. Please give me some encouragement.

This might be a random question but sense I am working on some story ideas for the future, and I already have some, I wanted to know if I should put the twins in some of the other stories that I will be writing too.

I am not so sure and if I do would you like some twincest with it? Even if you didn't I would probably put it in anyway. -_-'

I might actually get the next chapter down tonight but I am not sure. Wish me luck.

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