Authors Note...
Another Really Lazy Chapter But The Bit In The Middle Where It's Just Mon And Chan Will Lead Up To Something And A Big Thanks To My Girl Amber Who Helped Me Come Up With The Story Line :) Thanks Babe :D Anyway Thanks For All Your Reviews And A Chapter In The Near Future Will Contain All Your Names Thanking You Anyway Please R&R!
Disclaimer...
I Don't Own Friends Or Any Of The Main Characters (Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler And Ross Or Any Of Their Family That I May Happen To Mention). I Don't Own The Writing From Friends All The Credit Goes To Marta Kaufman, David Crane And Kevin Bright.
"I was laughing" Monica said as she patted him on the knee.
"Out loud?" Chandler asked.
"Well I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid"
"So how are you doing?"
"My mother's driving me crazy, but David is getting married. I'm happy" Monica smiled as a drunk man approached them "I'm not going to let anything spoil that"
"I just want to say that David is a wonderful young man" The drunk man said.
"Well, thanks, we like him" Monica smiled.
"My god! You must have been a teenage when you had him!" The drunk man finished before walking away.
"The guy was hammered, okay? There's no way, you look like David's mother" Chandler said.
"Then why would he say it?" Monica asked.
"Because he's crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic"
"Oh, my mother's right. I'm never going to get married"
"Ah, you know what? That is...Who wouldn't want you?"
"Oh, Please? I'm a single mom, with a thirty year old son!"
"Mon. Honey. Chill please. What are you looking for?" Chandler asked as he and Monica sat in their hotel room in London, 2 weeks later.
"I can't find my pills" Monica said as she moved from searching her purse to the drawers containing her things.
"Are you sure you bought them?" Chandler asked standing up, making his way towards her and stopping her mid action before turning her to face him.
"I can't remember" Monica sighed as she allowed him to lead her over to the bed.
"Listen, it's not like they stop you from being ill or something. As soon as we get back you'll find them or you'll go get some more but for the next week we can just use protection" He assured her.
"Okay" She replied lying back slightly and pulling him with her "I love you"
"I love you too"
"Hey!" Chandler said answering the door.
"Cute PJ's! You're really livin' it up here in London huh?" Monica laughed as she sipped her scotch on the rocks with a twist.
"I wasn't exactly expecting company after… 9:15"
"Is Matt here?"
"Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you're not still upset about what that guy told you are you?"
"Wouldn't you be?"
"Well, look it's been a really emotional time y'know, and you've had a lot to drink. And you've just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!"
"Really?" Monica asked.
"You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms-" Chandler started but is interrupted by Monica kissing him "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?"
"Well, not anymore"
"But we don't do that"
"I know, I just thought it would be fun"
"How drunk are you?"
"Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage"
"That's the perfect amount!"
"Okay!" Monica said as they ran to the bed, sat down and continued to make out "Y'know what's weird?"
"What?" Chandler asked.
"This doesn't feel weird!"
"I know"
"You're a really good kisser"
"Well, I have kissed over four women" Chandler boasted as they kissed again "Do you wanna get under the covers?"
"Hm-hmm!"
"Okay!" Chandler smiled excitedly as they rush under the covers and take off their clothes.
"Wow! You are really fast!"
"It bodes well for me that speed impresses you"
"We're gonna see each other naked"
"Yep!"
"Do you wanna do it at the same time?" Monica asked.
"Count of three?"
"One!"
"Two!"
"Two!"
"Three!" They both shouted as they pull the covers up over their heads and reappear seconds later with silly grins on their faces.
"Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined" Chandler stated.
"Eh, we weren't that close anyway!"
Sorry It's Such A Short Chapter Guys But I Really Wanna Write The Next Chapter So I Kinda Rushed This. Please R&R!