Like a Virgin
A/N: Incase your confused let me fill you in:
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Leon narrorating
Singing
Second singer
CHORUS
In his office, Wesker looks through the telescope at Saddler pacing alone in the Gothic Tower.
"Where is she?" Wesker asks to himself.
Leon waits on his balcony of his garret for Ada.
'Where is she?' he asks in his mind.
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Meanwhile, back in the Raccoon Rouge Ada was laying on the floor of her dressing room as Hunk and Cindy exchange worried glances.
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Leon and Saddler continue to wait for Ada, not knowing what has happened to her. Backstage a doctor has come to see Ada, who is still unconscious. Alyssa and Hunk look on.
"Do you think she'll be up in about by tonight?" Alyssa asks the doctor.
"Tomorrow morning at the earliest." was his response.
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By this time, Leon has gone inside his garret. While in the Gothic Tower, the waiters close the doors to the balcony. George appears inside Wesker's office looking frantic.
"The Duke's leaving!" As Saddler is leaving the Gothic Tower Wesker appears.
"SHE'S CONFESSING!" he shouted. Saddler turns to Wesker. "Confessing? What kind of imbecile do you take me for, Wesker?"
"She suddenly had a terrible desire to go to a priest and-and confess her sins." said Wesker.
"What?" asks Saddler, obviously confused.
"She wanted to be cleansed of her former life," Wesker said as he walks up to Saddler. "She looks upon tonight as her wedding night." Saddler wasn't buying this.
"Her wedding night?"
"She's like a blushing bride. She says you make her feel like a…virgin." Wesker says the last part in a sly voice. This idea obviously appeals to Saddler.
"A virgin…"
"You know touched for the very first time." explained Wesker, keeping that sly voice.
"For the first…" repeated Saddler.
"She says it feels so good inside when you hold her and you touch her." said Wesker with a more dangerous voice. He and Saddler begin to walk back into the middle of the tower while the waiters were making the bed.
"Like a virgin…" Saddler repeats.
"She's made it through the wilderness somehow, she's made it through. She didn't know how lost she was
Until she found you.
The two pause, Saddler still looks a little skeptical. While the waiters look on, Wesker continues to sing.
She was beat, incomplete,
She been had, she was sad and blue,
But you've made her feel…
Some of the waiters move in to form a circle around Wesker and Saddler.
Yes you've made her feel shiny and new. Ohhh,
Like a virgin!
The previously dark room brightens, and the waiters dance around Wesker and Saddler.
Touched for the every first time!
The waiters making the bed lift the sheet off and dance with it to the table.
Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!
Your hearts beat close in time!
Gonna give you all her love!
The waiters guide Saddler over to the table as they dance by in a line with Champagne bottles and napkins and sing:
GIVE YOU ALL HER LOVE!
Wesker sits on a serving trolley and continues to sing.
Her fear is fading fast!
The waiters dance by Saddler with the sheet and continue to sing.
HER FEAR IS GONE!
The waiters gather behind Wesker and point to Saddler.
ALL FOR YOU!
Only love can last!
Three waiters with Champagne bottles lean in towards Saddler, who was sitting on the table. He looks as though he's wondering what the Hell's going on.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE…
A waiter pushes Wesker on the trolley around the table. More waiters dance along behind him while Saddler watches. Wesker continues to sing.
She's so fine,
And she's thine.
AND SHE'S THINE.
She'll be yours.
SHE'LL BE YOURS.
Till the end of time…
TILL THE END OF TIME.
…Cause you make her feel,
Yes, you ma-a-a-a-ade her feel…
Wesker gets off the trolley, and rolls across the table in front of Saddler.
She has nothing to hide.
He dances in front of Saddler while the waiters dance in a kick-line behind him.
Like a virgin!
LIKE A VIRGIN!
Two waiter push Saddler down the table while Wesker continues to sing.
Touched for the every first time!
Wesker takes Saddler by the hand and pulls him through the line of waiters with there arms joint in a bridge.
Touched for the very first ti-i-i-i-ime!
Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!
When your hearts beat both in time.
At the end of the line, three waiter hold plated with jelly breasts on them.
Like a virgin!
Wesker leads Saddler out on to the balcony. The waiters fallow and form a line behind them and sing.
OOH-OOOH!
Feels so good inside!
The waiters crowd around the two.
When you hold her…
Wesker grabs Saddler's hand and places it on his chest.
And you touch her,
Ohh! Ohhh!
Wesker turns on Saddler, with the waiters clustering behind him. He and the waiters chase Saddler back inside and onto the bed. Wesker gets on the bed next to Saddler and makes faces at him while some waiters in the bed round and other waiters dance around them.
The waiters point in towards the bed as the song peaks: dad a-da!
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Leon was still waiting in his arret, still unaware about Ada's health.
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In the Gothic Tower, the waiters were crowding around the bed. Saddler had fallen for Wesker's lie.
She's so fine, and she's mine.
Makes me strong,
Yes she makes me bold.
Now her love thawed out…
The waiters help Saddler off the bed.
Ywa, her lo-o-o-o-ove thawed out
What was scared and cold
Now Saddler, who was backed up by the waiters, begins to advance towards Wesker, who slowly steps backwards, then turns and runs as Saddler and the waiters dance behind him.
Like a virgin!
OOOH, LIKE A VIRGIN…
Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!
When your hearts beat both in time
Wesker points at something to distracted Saddler, then runs away.
Like a virgin!
VIR-VIR-VIRGIN!
Feels so good inside.
Feels so good inside.
When you hold her,
And you touch her,
And you hold her,
And you touch her.
The waiters lift Wesker onto one end of the table, and Saddler gets on the other. Wesker cowers as Saddler advances towards him while the waiters dance around the table. Saddler begins to sing the next part in tune:
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh,
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
Like a virgin! Wesker and Saddler sing.
Wesker stands up, and he and Saddler dance together on the table.
LA LA LA
LA-LA LA-LA
LA LA LA
LA-LA LA-LA
As the song finishes, Wesker and Saddler come together on the table, a line of waiters pop open Champagne bottles, and other waiters blow out candles.
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Outside, Leon was still waiting for Ada in his garret.
Albert Wesker's brilliant lies had once again averted disaster.
Leon looks out his window at the ruined Raccoon Rouge in sepia tones.
But no lie, however brilliant, could save Ada.
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Backstage, the doctor was meeting with Wesker as Alyssa watched.
"Mr. Wesker, Ms. Wong is dying. She has consumption.
"My little eagle is dying?" Wesker asks in disbelief.
A change in scenery takes place outside over the Raccoon City cityscape as Wesker speaks to Alyssa.
"She mustn't know, Alyssa. The show must go on."