Sorry about the wait on this and sorry that it's shorter then usual but like I said I have school so neh! But the next chapter is a commentary so that should be out quickly.

Warning: This fanfiction has been rated M for extreme violence, mature language, sexual situations, masochism, BDSM, and other things to boot, so if in any way these subjects offend you then PLEASE for your own sanity do NOT read this story. All complaints will just be made fun of in commentary that shall appear every five chapters; so please don't waste your time.

Thank you; and enjoy.

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"And then I was all like WHAPAM! Hehe...isn't that funny?" Satou questioned with an amused grin, only serving to make Genma blink in confusion. "That didn't make any sense, all you said was and then i was all like whapam. You didn't tell a story." he complained irritably as she made a pouting face; "Nooo! I said whapam, not you!" she exclaimed her response loudly making Genma's left eye twitch slightly.

"No no no...that is not what I meant; I just repeated what you said which was and i was all like whapam." He attempted to explain calmly though the frustrated glare he was receiving from Satou wasn't making it easy. "NO stop stealing my identity, mister...whapam stealer! That is very mean of you!" She argued back at him, seeming to still not understand what he was trying to say to her.

"Well you know what else is mean?" Genma questioned rhetorically pausing only to make sure he had her attention before continuing, "How about strapping me to a post and letting that demented bitch that you call a friend torture me for fun!? Now that is mean, you raving sugar junkie!" he shouted in frustration glaring darkly into Satou's bright and cheerful eyes.

Though the slightly mental rouge didn't seem to be phased at all; she tilted her head slightly to one side before speaking to him again, "Hehe, you're funny." she giggled out with a wide grin that seemed to spread from ear to ear. Genma bowed his head in defeat shaking it side to side and letting out a loud sigh, "Oh I give up, you're hopeless." he grumbled only receiving another gleeful laugh in response.

"Well well, what's going on in here?" Senchi's voice sounded from the doorway, which did nothing to cheer Genma's mood any. Satou was the first to look at her seemingly blind companion; she smiled a toothy grin before her voice piped in a hyperactive; "Talkin'." but she paused a moment noting the tray in one of Senchi's hands, "What are YOU doin'?" she gave a question of her own, curiosity lining her voice.

"Heh, well if you must know, I came to give pretty boy over there some food...since I don't think the sight of his ribcage; with a thin sagging layer of his skin still covering it; would be all that attractive." The green and black clad cloud ninja explained with a shrug; which successfully got Genma to look in her direction. Walking toward the two she spoke up once more; "Though you know, since you seem to be all buddy buddy with pretty boy, why don't you do it for me?" she questioned before kneeling beside Satou and Genma.

Satou looked between the food and Senchi a few times before working in a quick inquiry, "What do I get if I do?" her eyes shimmered slightly as she looked to her comrade expectantly. Senchi only sighed in irritation at the remark, "What do you want?" she wondered aloud resting her head in one of her hands boredly. "POCKY!" The sugar high ninja replied quickly, receiving another small sigh in response followed by the answering statement of; "Sorry, I don't carry."

These words seemed to shock and appall Satou, "BLASPHOMY!" she exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at the female ninja. "You are EVIL...EVIL I SAY!" she continued to shout forcing Senchi to grumble in annoyance. "Well sorry for being against the god of sugar; but all those sweets rot my teeth. But if you stop screaming and do what I ask I'll...um...I'll give you a hug." She bribed in a way that threw Genma off.

A hug? That's all she's got? He thought to himself silently as he watched Satou ponder her words for a moment, though it didn't take long for her to smile and squeak out the word, "KAY!!" with the most extatic excitement he had ever seen a person give off. Senchi smiled to herself setting down the tray which held rice balls, fish and a glass of water...but he noticed something else there was a folded note that had the words To Pretty Boy, printed on the front with hearts all around them, sitting next to the water.

He then proceeded to turn his eyes upward only to be met with the sight of Satou throwing her arms around Senchi's neck nearly knocking her over as she hugged her tightly. "Yay hugs!" Satou chirped happily, before eventually being pushed off by Senchi; "Enough already" the cloud nin stated brushing her clothing off nonchalantly then speaking once more. "There you got your hug, now feed him, I have things to do." She demanded calmly, hearing an extatic "Kay!" in response before she pushed herself to her feet and turned toward the door.

"See ya' pretty boy." Were her words of departure, as she disappeared from the tent; seeming determined in pursuing her path. Genma was quickly pulled from watching her to look at Satou who's vigilant happiness caught his attention once more...

"Now let's give you some food!"