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Requested by Sugar0o : Asuma


Asuma grinned as he pulled the cigarette from his mouth, tossing it to the ground and stomping it out. "Hey, Kag." He said and Kagome smiled.

"No missions or training?" She asked and he grinned.

"The brats are taking care of themselves today, I wanted to see you."

"OH MY GOD!" Ino cried out, causing Asuma to turn abruptly to see Ino had stood up from the bushes his students were apparently hiding in. He slapped his forehead. "YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?" She cried out, having not known this bit of information. Kagome giggled.

"Wife, actually." She said and smiled.

"YOU'RE MARRIED?! TO THAT BABE!?" Chouji cried out like he had never seen something so amazing.

"With two kids!" Kagome added and Asuma turned beet red.

"KIDS?!" Ino and Chouji cried together. Shikamaru sighed.

"I don't see what the big deal is. Besides, she's lying. She's his fiance and she's just now a few weeks pregnant."

Asuma paled and turned to face her. "PREGNANT?!"

"Uh..surprise?" Kagome said and glared at Shikamaru. He shrugged. She should have told him to keep quiet about it when she went to talk to his mom about it. Troublesome woman.


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KibaSin: Shikamaru

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