AN: This may be the only true piece of crack I will ever write. No prior planning, or anything. I am just typing whatever the hell I think of and rolling with it. A special shout out to DustedWithStars because it is her birthday! Happy B-day buddy! And happy birthday to whoever else has a birthday on February 12th. Also a shoutout to Thoaria who's birthday I missed, so happy belated b-day Thor! Now that we have all the pleasantries out of the way, let's get started!
Dusty: Oh YES! SUCK IT BOOS! I got inside one of your works! And it is not just the author's note this time!
Noah: Isn't it a strange coincidence that it is just my crack fic, and it is your birthday?
Dusty: ... So you are telling me you let me in?
Noah: I have writers powers here, so dry it up and make a wish because it is your BIRTHDAY!
Dusty: IT IS? Oh I would like to thank all of the little people who helped me to get me to this point...
Noah: Dude, it is just your birthday, no need to make your Oscar speech-
Dusty: And my parents for always supporting me-
Thoaria: SERIOUSLY! Make a wish!
Dusty: Tho-Tho? You are here too?
Noah: Are you that surprised? We are the three musketeers! The three Stooges! The three seasons!
Thoaria: FOUR seasons.
Noah: Whatever! What wish do you want?
Dusty: I want... HENRY!
Thoaria: Good wish!
Noah: Erm...
Dusty: Shouldn't be a problem for Mr. All powerful writer should it?
Noah: OKAY! OKAY!
*Opens Laptop*
Noah: Get ready Dusty… *Tapity tap tap tap* There.
Henry: Hey Dusty! Lets go kill things!
Dusty: AWESOME! Let's!
Thoaria: ME TOO ME TOO! Do my hubby!
Noah: But it isn't your birthday.
Thoaria: Yes, but you forgot my birthday.
Noah: …
Thoaria: *Glaring*
Noah: …
Thoaria: *Still glaring*
Noah: …. Fine. *Tappity tap tap tap*
Gaius: Hey sweetness.
Thoaria: ...Noah.
Noah: Yeah?
Thoaria: We both know that Gaius is NOT my hubby.
Noah: FIIIIIIIINNNNNE! *Backspace, Tappity tap tap tap.* I can't believe how ordinary you can be at times Thoaria…
Thoaria: What is that supposed to mean?
Chrom: Hello Erin. I do believe that you asked to see me?
Thoaria: YAY!
Dusty: Now what should we do?
Thoaria: DOUBLE DATE!
Dusty: YAS!
Noah: Great! I'll just type Liv up and we can make it a triple.
Both: Nuh uh!
Noah: Why?
Thoaria: You have to write our surroundings and shit. Interactions, how the boys react and stuff.
Dusty: Plus you forgot Thoaria's birthday, so this is punishment. NOW TYPE MONKEY!
Noah: *under breath* I am already regretting this.
*A cafe appears*
Noah: Here you are ladies! Cafe A La Amazing. It has every variation of food you could ever want.
Chrom: Even Bear?
Noah: Yes Chrom, even bear.
Dusty: Awesome….
Thoaria: Cool…
Henry: That is the great Noah for you!
Dusty: Noah… quit getting your H references confused. Henry is not Happy the cat.
Noah: C'mon! Can't I just have a little fun with this?
Dusty: NO! This is your punishment, remember?
Noah: *Sigh…* Fuck.
Cordelia: I know how you feel Noah. Every time I see Chrom with another woman my heart just hurts.
Noah: Nighty is coming to snatch you up in three… two…
*The Tactician Knight grabs Cordelia and drags her down to his domain.*
Noah: Nighty Cameo… check.
Others: *Stare*
Chrom: Alright then! Shall we?
*Cafe is empty.*
Dusty: Noah! The service inside this place is terrible!
Noah: ON IT!
*Two hours later*
Thoaria: That date was amazing! Thank you Chrom!
Chrom: You are welcome miss.
*Kiss*
Dusty: Well, thanks for tonight!
Henry: NYAHAHAHAHAHA! You are better than a dead puppy farting rainbows on the moon Dusty!
Dusty: Well thank you, but-
*Kiss*
Both Males: Bye!
*Dissappear*
Noah: I DID IT!
Dusty: Thank you for the awesome birthday present!
Noah: It was my pleasure.
Thoaria: Heh. Good job on writing everything for us.
Dusty: Even if it was your punishment.
Noah: *Smug* It was my pleasure writing up those dates for you ladies.
Thoaria: Wait…
Dusty: What?
Thoaria: Technically, Noah was writing for Henry and Chrom right?
Dusty: Right…
Thoaria: That technically means that we both went on a date with him.
Both: … 0.0
Noah: Have a nice day ladies, hope you get over your sudden raging urge to puke from asking to go on a date with me inadvertently.
Thoaria: Are you really that desperate?
Noah: Yes.
*Dusty is writhing on the ground with pain.*
Noah: Happy birthday Dusty.
Dusty: I want a different present!
Noah: Your present was a wish, and you wanted Henry. Your fault.
Dusty: YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
Noah: See you guys later. *presses close*
Both: WAITWAITWAIT!
…
Noah: What are you waiting around for? Type the AN self. Nothing else to see here!
AN: Right… That actually went pretty well for improv writing. Please tell me if you enjoyed it! I may type more improv work in the future. Anyway, follow and review! I really appreciate it!