I putted suggestions into this chapter while still making story progress, woo! :3
Warning: Includes lots of *s and *BLEEP*s 'cause a certain duo can't control themselves. =w="
Red woke up to something really heavy on him.
"Mm...?" he tried sitting up but could only do so half-way.
What was on him was Pikachu sleeping sideways on his bed (legs on Red's stomach) and Lucario sleeping on the other side of his bed (legs on Red's legs).
"Uh... guys...?" Red awkwardly asked.
The pokemon's ears twitched upon hearing that.
"Huh...? Morning already...?" Pikachu sat up while rubbing his eyes.
Lucario sat up and turned quietly, letting his feet rest on the floor.
"Lucario? No 'good morning'?" Pikachu asked.
No answer.
Red and Pikachu bent over to see Lucario's face and immediately regret seeing it.
If his aura sensing powers were contagious, then they must have caught it.
Coming from Lucario was a very, VERY scary aura that had the word 'kill' all over it and his face darkened along with a vein popping out.
"Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh- L-Lucario?!" Pikachu was at a lost of words since he has never seen him this angry, or angry period.
"That god d**n legendary...!" Lucario murmured.
"C-Calm down!" Red tried calming him down but that didn't work. AT ALL.
"I'm going to kill that *BLEEP*ing Mew wannabe!" Lucario got up.
"You called?" Mewtwo was leaning against the wall in front of the beds and had a smirk.
"'Called'?! I'm tired of your *BLEEP*ing grudges against me!" Lucario yelled.
"Looks like you lost your cool!" Mewtwo was still grinning but he got off the wall and took a few steps while shrugging.
"Listen! I tried handling your s***ty pranks but apparently pushing me and Pikachu off the bed repeatedly wasn't enough with you! Then you had to include Red! What kind of bull**** is that?!" Lucario yelled.
"Come on, how can you sleep with a rat who sleeps like he's sky diving!" Mewtwo complained.
Next thing he knows Lucario used extreme speed to appear behind his back without noticing, then used something mixed with falcon pawnch and aura sphere against Mewtwo's back so hard that the legendary was thrown into the wall behind the beds causing the walls to come off a bit.
Red and Pikachu were hugging each other while watching and shivering like crazy.
Mewtwo pushed himself out of the wall and turned around on his heel to face Lucario.
"COME ON! WHAT THE H**L WAS THAT!" Mewtwo yelled.
"Don't trash talk about Pikachu like that!" Lucario yelled back.
"HAH?! WHAT HAS THE LITTLE RAT DONE TO MAKE YOU DO THAT?!"
"'LITTLE RA-'?! HE'S NOT A LITTLE RAT!"
"SURE BECAUSE HE'S NOT A POKEMON ANYMORE! NOW HE'S A LITTLE *BLEEP*!"
"HE IS NOT A LITTLE *BLEEP*! STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE!"
"'HYPOCRITE'?! I AM NOT A LITTLE *BLEEP*!"
"TRY LOOKING IN A MIRROR WITHOUT MAKING IT CRACK NEXT TIME!"
Lucario and Mewtwo stood there glaring at each other with sparks flying all over the place while Red and Pikachu are still hugging each other and scared out of their minds in the background.
The two opened their mouths, and here's where things get uglier.
[Because of Lucario and Mewtwo's filthy little sailor mouths a simple *BLEEP* or * will not be able to cover the words because the words are THAT messed up. Remember, this is a K+ rated fanfic. Also remember that when something like this happens to you, please, just do what any other normal person would do: find a place to hide a body and blame it on politics. Again, please remember that this is a K+ rated fanfic. Have a nice day now that their rant is over.]
The rant woke up all of the boys in the suite and the girls next door.
"And stop!" Peach puts a pan between the two's face, "You guys need to learn to get along now!"
"HAH?!"
Peach then pushed the two into a closet, shut the door, and puts a chair against the knob.
"You guys aren't allowed to get out until you guys learn to get along!"
"Red, Pikachu, are you guys okay?" Marth asked the two while they were still scared out of their minds.
The two shakily nodded.
"A-hem!" Zelda said awkwardly.
"We had found out that R.O.B. putted GPSs on us without noticing, so, if R.O.B. can track down Meta Knight, then we should be able to find him."
R.O.B. stood beside Zelda looking a bit uncomfortable.
"Is something wrong?" Pit asked.
"No, I am fine."
"Please search for him, and don't push yourself," Peach smiled gently.
"Locating- Meta Knight." The codes appeared in his eyes again and he blinked, but something different happened.
His eyes were blinking red with the word 'error' across his eyes.
"'Error'? Is that even possible for a GPSs?" Ike asked.
There was a moment of silence then tears started coming out of R.O.B.'s eyes.
"EH?!" everyone in the room shouted as they saw the stoic boy crying like a kid.
"O-Oi! Why are you crying?!" Roy asked in a panic.
"I-I am- d-dearly sorry- th-that I am s-so- useless!" R.O.B. said between stifled sobs while covering his eyes with his arm.
"'Useless'?! Who said you were worthless?!" Samus almost panicked.
"I-I could not- even find- M-Meta Knight!"
"That's fine! That's fine! You've been useful enough!" Pit panicked too.
"R-Really?" R.O.B. putted his arm down and he looked like something similar to a puppy.
"Yes! We can find him on our own! R-Right?!" Marth asked/yelled.
"Y-Yeah!" everyone said simultaneously
"Come on, let's get you some of Jigglypuff's macarons, okay?!" Pikachu asked.
"O-Okay..." R.O.B. said.
"Let's bring Lucario and Mewtwo along too," Pikachu said.
"Okay," Peach puts the chair back at the table and opened the door.
That's weird, Zelda thought, R.O.B. has had a similar break down yesterday. What happen... Zelda stopped thinking along with everyone else when Peach opened the door to the closet.
The closet is pretty big to get that out of the way.
Peach opened the door and they found Lucario lying on the ground with Mewtwo pinning down Lucario- you know- like one of those really awkward poses and moments.
Everyone in the room was staring awkwardly at them while the two in the closet were staring awkwardly at the others.
Let's just be speechless for awhile.
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"OH NO!" Mewtwo stood up immediately, "THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING IT IS!"
"You guys got along pretty well in ther-"
"SHUT UP ROY!"
Lucario just laid there, totally scarred and embarrassed, while Mewtwo was yelling at Roy.
"IT'S THIS GUYS' FAULT HE WOULDN'T LET ME PUNCH HIM!"
Welp, here we go again.
"MY FAULT?! IT'S MY FAULT I DIDN'T LET YOU PUNCH ME?!
"D**N RIGHT IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
Before things got any more crazy again Red remembered something his teacher gave him.
'It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!' the words repeated in his head. Link couldn't help but shiver a bit in the background.
Red quietly took what the teacher gave him from his backpack and sneaked up behind the two.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius!" Red yelled.
"Wha-?"
Before Lucario and Mewtwo could finish saying 'what' Red knocked them out with the handle of a fishing rod. (Note: This method would also work- excluding knocking someone out. If you get into a heated argument, yell it, and then yell it backwards to make them even more confused.) (What? I'm only supposed to use game references in this story and not movie references?)
"Um, how did you get a fishing rod to fit in your backpack?" Pit asked while sweating.
"Well if I can fit a bicycle into my backpack in my game then I should be able to fit a fishing rod into it too."
"But this is the real-"
"Um- thanks...?" Pikachu said awkwardly.
Pikachu then awkwardly dragged Lucario out of the room and R.O.B. dragged Mewtwo out of the room too.
"So, what do we do about Meta Knight?" Roy asked.
"Well, how are any of us supposed to know if his GPS has an error or something?" Zelda said.
"I think we shouldn't do anything until we get a lead on what happened to him..." Pit said.
"Yeah, that would be smart, we should probably keep a close eye on everyone else, that way the same doesn't happen to the rest of us," Zelda sighed, "We can't risk losing another Smasher..."
"I'm going to brush my teeth," Marth said while going to the bathroom.
"Aah, let's go get some food to eat," Ike said.
"Let's get some to-go food, I don't feel like going anywhere," Roy said.
"Not it!" Pit yelled.
Everyone else yelled 'not it!'
The bathroom door opened to see Marth brushing his teeth.
"Marth's it!" Roy pointed to Marth.
"Mmph?!" Marth almost spit-tanked but held back.
"Mph mwht mabto Lmkn?!" Marth yelled. (Translation: But what about Link?!)
"Link can't talk! So that doesn't count!" Roy said.
"Wunpht?!" Marth yelled while Link sweated. (Translation: What?!)