Taste the Rainbow

Breaking in to the high school was easy, he had done it many times before, getting in to Hummel's locker, even easier, he had done that too, but doing it with his little prank in a bag. Not so easy. Nor was it was getting it to stay in there with all the freaking hair care, face care, foot care, and creams in his locker. The only thing that Puck kept in his locker was…. Where was his locker again?

So it only took an hour and three minutes to break in to the school, and to set up the prank just right which is what took the hour, and still had time to get the hell out of the school by the time the first teachers arrived. It was always Ms. Pillsberry who was there first. Puck had watched her couple of times when he didn't make it out before she showed up. She always would go through the halls, with a white glove and a rag. He always thought she was hot for a clean freak.

Puck walked around the corner and nearly fell back on his ass from the sight he saw before him. Towering over him like a Greek God, face in a scowl that was so hideous that the sight of it would have made Medusa turn to stone. Puck was more of a bad ass then Medusa, if he would have known who she was.

"Hey there Buddy!" Sue Sylvester put on a fake smile and took a swig off of something in that stupid cup blender thing. Puck's first thought was it was probably mixed with the virgin blood of Cheerio's, puppy brains, and Strawberries. At least that's what it smelled like… strawberries.

Puck new he was busted, there was no doubt in his mind, and Sue knew it too. It would take a Miracle to save his bad ass now. Breaking in to the school was bad, bad, bad, and getting caught my Sue Sylvester was the worst part of all. Puck's eyes were wide with fear and there was nothing he could do about it. Sue had him by the balls.

"So I was coming down here early to make sure that those foreigner fatties hadn't broken any of my trophies, I had a nightmare, and when I walk in to the school, freshly cleaned, and spotless I smell something."

"Puppy Brains, and Strawberries?" Puck asked. Apparently even in the midst of his final moments he still had witty come backs. Sue looked at her glass, and scowled.

"Look here you little fu…"

"Noah! Did you finish cleaning out Cheerios break room like Mr. Shuster had asked you too?" It was the voice of an angle, a big doe eyed, and red headed, clean freak of an angle. All that was missing was the white flowing gown. The light shinning from above, and the slow motion smile, and heavenly choir music was all supplied by Puck's brain.

"Yes, Ms. Pilsberry." Puck said slowly his eyes almost tearing up. "I did."

"Good, then go to my office and wait out the rest of your detention. But don.. don't touch or move anything, and try to keep the gases to your self please."

Puck had the urge to run but didn't, he just kept his head low, and his pace steady. He didn't hear much of the conversation that Ms. Sylvester were having, but the fact that little meek Pilsberry could stand up to Sylvester was totally awesome.

He walked in to her office, and sat down. He started looking at the pamphlets. One caught his eye, and he reached up and grabbed it. His brain wanting to take it so badly, his brain telling him that it was just a Kurt…. And little bit of Finn thing.

"Noah." With out thinking the Pamphlet went in his back pocket and he smiled at Ms. Pillsberry.

"You saved my ass Ms. P. Thanks.

"Well, try to keep your… your hinny out of trouble. Now go on. I don't want you to get in more trouble then you already are… have." Puck nodded and took off out of her office, and as he glanced back she had the look of something was missing.

Puck sat in front of the school plucking on his guitar and singing little odd and end songs that popped in to his head. Students were starting to trickle in, all of them the ones that he would torture. They all went on the far side of him scurrying up to the doors like a mouse trying to not be seen by the cat. Puck couldn't have cared less. He was lost in his own train of thought, and nothing was going to break him out of it, or so he thought. That was until he smelled Motor oil, and spring rain.

"Some where over the rainbow way up high." Puck sang instantly switching from his normal plucking to where a song was noticeable from the guitar.

He could hear Hummel scoff as he walked passed. Puck didn't even bother to look at him, he knew that shortly he would come running out either laughing are being all bitchy about the harmless little prank. It didn't matter thought. It would give Puck the chance he needed to get Hummel alone. Puck figured out why he was being so resistant to the whole idea of the two of them hooking up. It was going to take a bit more then mindless flirting. It was going to need to be far more direct. More Kurt Hummel-ish.

He watched a small red pack of candy come from over his head, and land at his feet. There was a slight pause as Puck kept playing his little song on his guitar. He could feel Hummel standing not to far behind him.

"You filled my locker with Skittles?"

"Yeah, I did." Puck said as he start to play nickel backs "Something in your mouth"

"Why in the name of the fashion challenged little town, would you put Skittles in my damn locker Puck?"

Puck stood up at this point and stretched. He heard a sudden intake of breath from Hummel. He was going to see how long it took him to notice. So he was pissed about the skittles, still Puck was almost hurt that he hadn't taken the time to notice that he had almost gotten caught stealing the damn shirt, and jeans from some god awful store. They were uncomfortable, but Puck had to admit they made him look good.

"Taste the Rainbow Hummel. Wanna go some where to talk?"

"Those are Marc Jacobs… they came out yesterday… how'd you afford them?" Kurt's voice went from awe struck to venom.

"I didn't afford them Kurt. I spent all my money on rainbow colored candies. So can we talk? I mean seriously. It's not the best that I could do, but I'm trying to play gentlemanly. The Sue Sylvester sticky note thing was good, but you're going to have to do a lot better then that. Cause if I wanted to hurt you Kurt. More then I already have, I would simply seduce Finn. Because I know how to seduce Finn."

Kurt took a few good steps forward and was right face to face with Puck.

"You wouldn't dare."

"Oh, yes I would. In fact since you were the one that pointed out how cute he is, I've been keeping that for the end all to our little war." Puck turned and walked away. Kurt wasn't far behind him.

"You are a pompous, evil person Noah Puckerman."

"Yes Kurt I am, so the question is do you know how evil I am?" They had just walked behind a utility shed; it was away from the school, and away from people.

"Evil wouldn't be…" Kurt didn't have time to finish before Puck pinned him up against the shed, and rested his fore head on Kurt's.

"Now listen very carefully Hummel." Kurt's arms where above his head, Puck's legs pressed in to his. He was pinned, even if he tried he couldn't have gotten away.

"I'm going to kiss you, just once; just because I don't think I could go another day of seeing those lips move with out knowing what they felt like. Please don't ruin this."

Puck slowly placed his mouth on Hummel's. Kurt's top lip fit nicely in between Puck's, the lips were soft and moist, and warm, and when the kiss was returned Puck's legs started to give way. Kurt's fingers began to in twine with Pucks, and as they moved there lips over each others, Puck could feel the heat in Kurt's body start to rise and he slowly pulled away, letting go of Kurt, letting go of his hand, and realizing that the was the best damn kiss he had ever had.

He couldn't look Hummel in the eye, even if he wanted to. There was suddenly an empty pain some where in his chest, and he drew his eyes brows together and scowled.

"You can destroy me now. I got what I wanted."

Kurt was speech-less and he closed his eyes as Puck walked away. When he opened his eyes there was a green pamphlet setting on the ground, folded nicely, where Puck had been standing. Kurt picked it up and read it.

"I'm Gay, now what?"

Kurt looked around the corner of the shed, and couldn't find Puck.

"I'll be damned." Kurt said as he walked up the stairs to the school. Puck came around the other side of the shed and smiled…