Lil' Zelda College: WEDDING BELLS! No wait, THAT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!! YUM!!
A/N: Aloha! Happy (waaaaaaaaaaaaay belated) 2002!! Ehh...sorry about me only updating like once a millennium. I'll try to get the next few chappies out sooner. Anywho, this one may be short, because I'm writing it ON A WHIM!!
Disclaimer: ...do I have to type this out...for the TENTH STINKING TIME???
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Zelda was jes' about to tell them of her wonderful plan, when they heard a semi-truck run past. Then Mido fell out of a tree, with Saria behind him.
There was a pause, until Saria screamed.
"COME TO OUR WEDDING!! COME! COME!! COME OR ELSE YOU DIE!!!"
Then she slung Mido over her shoulder, and ran off to invite more people.
The group stared after them for a few minutes, and then Zelda said, "I've STILL got a plan!"
So they all crowded around her, and she started to explain.
"Since we know that Saria is going to invite every freaking person in the city, we could have Kimberly sit with Link! That could be their date-thingy! And then, um, we do all sorts of stuff to her!"
Link stared at her. "................and? Is that it??"
"..........yup."
Malon blinked. "I......think.........THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!"
"You DO!? Yay!"
"How are we gonna do, though?"
A little light bulb appeared over Anju's head. "I know! We could have her eat BEANS!!"
"And snails!"
"AND BEANS!"
"And roaches!"
"AND BEANS!"
"And unripe bananas!"
"AND BEANS!"
"And beans!"
"AND BE-oh wait-Yeah! I agree with you!"
Link scratched his chin. "What else?"
"We could...I dunno. We can make it up as we go along."
"Hey! Do you know for sure if they're gonna invite Kimberly?" asked Malon, gazing at a rabid chipmunk that was devouring a pork bun.
Link sat down. Then he stood up again. "We could go and tell them to invite her."
Anju jumped up and down. "I'LL GO!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Then she ran off in the wrong direction.
"Um...I'll go." said Malon. Then she stood up, and ran in a different direction. Unfortunately, that one was wrong too.
Zelda ran after her.
Link stood up, and ran in the RIGHT direction.
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Saria and Mido (A/N: *swoon*) were running all over the city, looking for people to invite.
They turned a corner, but suddenly, Mido ran into a brick wall! But it wasn't a brick wall after all!! In fact, it was a CONCRETE wall!!
Poor unconscious Mido fell on top of Saria.
They just lay there, in the middle of the sidewalk, when Link popped into view!!
"What are you doing?"
"Um...enjoying the skylight?"
"Oh. Um...about your wedding..."
"What?"
"Could you invite Kimberly?"
At the mention of Kimberly, Mido jumped back into consciousness, and started to drool. "Did you say Kim-"
He was knocked out cold by Saria.
"Why would we invite that SLUT to OUR wedding?? SHE would just STEAL Mido out from UNDER my NOSE!! I don't TRUST her!!"
"Please?"
"OK."
Link hugged Saria, but was knocked out, and beaten up by her very jealous fiancée, who just happened to have woken up again.
"Oh, Mido!" giggled Saria.
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...........................and they went on like that for a while.
Link woke up, and nearly barfed because of the cuteness happening. So he ran away. Far, far away. As far as Djibouti! Do you know where Djibouti is? I don't either. All I know is that it's somewhere in Africa (or somewhere around there), and their currency is actually called RUPEES! In fact, I did a report on them for my invisible teacher! Here's how it went...
"Djibouti is a country. Their currency is rupees. Not jewel rupees like in Zelda. But money rupees. That is my report."
Isn't it wonderful?? I got an A! A for 'atrocious'!! Yayz! (A/N: If you actually believed that, you need help.)
Um....THE END OF THIS MONDO SHORT CHAPTER!!!
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A/N: Ta-DAH! Great. Um...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! TODAY, JANUARY THIRTEENTH IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Also, I wanna hear your opinions on...stuff. I just like to read notes from you guys in reviews =)
R+R!
Poll!
Saria and Mido are the cutest couple in all of Zelda, right? (CUTEST, not necessarily the best, just the most kawaii!)
Yes
Yup
Yeah
Of course
Absolutely
Definitely
Certainly
Positively
No *gasp!*
Tell me in a review!!
P.S. Do you wanna know what my presents were?? I got a digital camera! And, and, a gift card so's I can get a GAMECUBE!! Oh YEAH! *runs off without finishing the list*