Sam woke up on the floor of the bathroom and called for Ziva. "Ziva?" No answer. "Ziva!" Sam said a little louder. Ziva came running in.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah. How did I end up on the floor of the bathroom? What happened last night?"
"Well you we're throwing up that's why you are on the bathroom floor. Last night we all watched The Great Outdoors and then you fell asleep and Brad took you to your room and then Tony, McGee, Abby and I all heard loud music coming from your room and I went in there and I caught you guys having sex so we all told you about our first time. After Abby told you about her first time you went into the bathroom and threw up. Abby thought you might have been pregnant. I thought you have a stomach bug." Ziva said, "Oh and I asked you to be my daughter after the investigation is over and you said yes."
"Oh yeah I remember the last part. I also remember some guy named Ray also came to the door. Then I heard him fall to the ground and I guessed you kicked him in the balls."
"You heard that? How come you hear everything?" Ziva said with emphasis of the 'everything'.
"Yeah. Who's Ray?"
"A douche bag that asked me to marry him and I technically said yes but I found out what he was doing and I went to see him before he left and I timed him across the face."
"The term is clocked. You clocked him across the face." Sam smiled, "Good for you."
"Yeah. It really felt good. I hate him and he keeps on calling. I'm thinking about blocking his number."
"You do it girl. You need to show who's the boss. You're the boss, bee tee dubs." Sam laughed.
"Bee tee dubs? Okay don't know that one. But no I'm not the boss, Gibbs is."
"Bee tee dubs means 'by the way'." Sam said.
"Then why did you just say 'by the way'?"
"I don't know. Well you didn't answer how I ended up on the floor."
"Oh well you were sleeping then you got up to throw up again and I guess you just passed out on the floor."
"Oh shit. Really?"
"Yes really. Well get up and get dressed we have to go into NCIS. Tony just called and said we have something on the case."
"Okay. I'm getting up. Oh and Ziva?" Sam asked while she was getting up.
"Yes Sam."
"I really hope your relationship with Tony gets more serious." Sam said with a smile.
"Thank you. Now get dressed."
"Yes ma'am" Sam saluted.
"Ma'am?" Ziva repeated sarcastically.
"Sorry."
"Rule 6: Never say your sorry. It's a sign of weakness."
"What?"
"It's Gibb's rules. He teaches them to us."
"Okay well I'm just gonna get dressed." Sam walked to the guest room and got dressed. She put on a pair of black skinny jeans, the Flash t-shirt, all black Chuck Taylor shoes. Sam grabbed her phone and walked towards the door. "Ziva! Are you ready to go?"
"Yes McSassy-Pants."
"I'm not McGee. You can't put Mc in front of something and expect to get away with it unless it's McGee." Sam walked down the stairs of Ziva's apartment building as she talked to Ziva.
When they got to NCIS, Gibbs was not there so Ziva walked up to Tony and put a kiss on his cheek and whispered in his ear, "Copy room? 2:30?" Ziva saw Tony's bulge in his pants grow. "Or now if you'd like." Ziva whispered again but more seductively.
"Uh yeah." Tony whispered back. Then, Tony pulled Ziva down for a kiss. When they pulled apart Tony whispered, "See you soon." Ziva grabbed his hardening erection and gave it a light squeeze. Tony let out a sigh and Ziva sat down at her desk. Ziva printed something out and went to go make a copy of it. While Tony was sitting at his desk, his phone ringed alerting him of a new message from none other than Ziva.
Come now my little hairy butt. – Ziva
Okay I'm coming. – Tony
"Excuse me I have to use the Men's room." Tony said to McGee. McGee just rolled his eyes knowing that he wasn't going to the bathroom. McGee went back to work and then looked up at Sam who was sitting at Tony's desk with her feet up and reading Mockingjay. Then, Gibbs walked in and saw what was going on and yelled, "Where the hell is DiNozzo and David?"
"Ziva is in the ladies room and Tony is in the men's room." McGee said.
"McGee, never cover for me."
"Got it boss."
"So what do we have?"
"Well we know that Sergeant White and Sergeant Garvey were best friends after White's wife died in combat." McGee turned to Sam, "Sam, what do you know about Sergeant Jessica Garvey?"
"Jess, oh well she said I reminded her of herself when she was my age. Jess' husband died in combat also. A roadside bomber killed him. Jess was at our house whenever she got home from combat. She was wounded when she came home the last time. Now she's dead." Sam simply stated.
"Okay thanks Sam." Gibbs walked over the patted her head then walked down to autopsy to see Ducky.
"Whaddya got Duck?" Gibbs asked in his normal fashion.
"Well Sergeant White here was walking when he got shot. I am guessing out of his house that's why you found the shell casing inside his house. Sergeant Garvey here was shot in the back and no exit wound so I took out the bullet and is now up in Abby's lab. And I found a bullet in Sergeant White's body and that is up in Abby's lab also." Ducky informed.
Gibbs left autopsy and went up to Abby's lab. "Hey Abs whaddya got?"
"I got bullets for you Gibbs. It looks like the same person killed Sergeant White and Sergeant Garvey."
"Good job Abs." Gibbs kissed Abby on the cheek, placed a Caf-Pow! on the desk, and walked out of her lab and went back to the squad room. Gibbs ran into Jenny on the way up to the squad room. " Hey Jen."
"Hey Jethro."
"Come in the elevator." Gibbs said and Jen did so. Gibbs reached across her body as soon as the elevator started and pressed the emergency stop switch. "I've missed you."
"I've missed you too, Jethro." Jen leaned in and kissed Gibbs and put her arms around his neck. Gibbs wrapped his arms around Jenny's waist. Gibbs kissed her back and then the kiss got deeper. They pulled away and Gibbs flipped the emergency stop switch. The elevator started to move again and it came to the floor where the squad room is and they tired to exit but Tony, Ziva and McGee were in their way of exiting. The three just smiled at them.
"Get back to work." Gibbs barked at them. Jenny smiled at Gibbs.
"On it boss." The three said in unison. The team did what their boss told them and got back to work.
While the tem was working, Tony couldn't help but stare at Ziva. Damn she looks so hot in those cargo pants…like always. I just wanna hold her and kiss her. Basically I really wanna have sex in the copy room again. And maybe we could have a little fun tonight. Tony smiled at his thoughts. Ziva looked up from her typing and saw him smiling and staring at her. Ziva smiled at Tony then got back to work. Tony took out his phone and texted Ziva.
Hi beautiful. – Tony
Ziva got the text and looked up at Tony and smiled. She replied to Tony's message.
Hey my little hairy butt. Someone visited me last night after you left. –Ziva
What? Who? If was Ray, I am going to kill him. – Tony
It was. But listen don't let this ruin your day. I kicked him in the balls last night when he wouldn't leave. I was about to pull the trigger of my gun but Sam was sleeping and so were my neighbors and I didn't want to wake anyone up. I think I gave him a double hernia. If that helps a bit. – Ziva
Just as long as you're okay sweet cheeks. – Tony
I am. I was a little pissed because I was sure you would have passed him in the hallway or something. – Ziva
I saw a shadow. I thought it was nothing so I kept on walking. – Tony
It is fine Tony. Now, get back to work or you won't get my present tonight that I have for you. – Ziva
Yes Ms. David. – Tony
Tony got back to work. Then the elevator dinged and they all looked up and saw him walking towards the team.